#Alastor too yum yum

[its-me-vixen]

The way people actually thought Adam was a fat character like no babes it was so obvious he was just in a robe the whole time sorry

[the-radio-demon-blog]

Yes, beef is dislike or a problem with something (you got a big beef with Vox, so I've heard, hah).

Okay Anakin Skywalker. 🙄 (ask Miss Charlie if your old-timey self doesn't get the reference)

Ah, sand is but a small price to pay for all the rest of the beachy goodness! Nothing comes without a price, right? The sand here is very soft also. I body board occasionally too! Very fun.

The heat is very oppressive. 😮‍💨 When you begin to melt, you walk into the ocean. Hah. I'd suggest the Morningstars get a tent! I have a pop up beach tent and, no exaggeration, it's one of the best things I've ever bought. I haven't gotten crispified since I got it. I am surprised the rulers of hell get sunburnt at all! Fascinating.

Oh Twilight. *crinkles nose* I am...not a fan. Not to yuck anyone's yum, but hard pass for me. I also watched just the first one for shits and giggles. I will not ever watch the sequels unless *forced* to.

The sparking! Right? What on earth?! I suppose it was meant to be sexy? But I find it laughable. Funny can be sexy, but I'm sure that's not what they were going for. Hah!

May I suggest a good trilogy for movie night? Like...idk. Back to the Future or the first 3 Indiana Jones movies?

I'm relieved to hear Stanley is being well-treated! Not surprised he loves your swamp. Haha. Ah, yes. I may have spoiled him a bit. *looks guilty* But he is a pet; pets should be spoiled sometimes! I forgot to mention. He is stubborn, but VERY food motivated. Just feed him a pedophile and he'll mind you better. Idk how, but he is very gifted at sniffing those bastards out. Like how some dogs can sniff cancer in people. He will also play fetch sometimes! What a fellow!

And here you go! *drags in VERY large dead gator by the tail* Man, this fucker is heavy. Apologies for the unalive-ness, but I'm too fond of animals to kill them myself. Do NOT ask me how I acquired it. 🤐 This poor guy *taps dead gator with shoe* was put down today for eating a couple pet Yorkies and biting off a guy's arm! Probably still in there. Hey! It'll be like finding the prize in a cereal box for you! 🤣

Bon appetite!

Give Stanley extra pats for me.

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Anakin Skywalker? There's quite a ridiculous name. Fine, I'll ask Charlie.

Yes, I suppose I'll take a walk through Pentagram City and look for such a tent. I did not enjoy the last beach trip we had at all.

While the sparkling is puzzling I do have to keep in mind it was written for teenage girls. Keeping that in mind as well, I have noticed that people love to insult things that teenage girls like. Isn't that interesting?

Yes, those sound like two wonderful trilogies to suggest. Indiana Jones seems to be something I'd lean more into. Isn't it supposed to take place in the late 1930s? Is that correct? Well, anyways, I heard that first and the third were spectacular. Not so much good things about the 2nd unfortunately.

I suppose I should take Stanley out for a walk soon. Those nasty pedophiles are usually stalking about the streets of Hell anyway and I need to let off some steam anyways, hah! Thank you for telling me! Not as pleased about you spoiling him but I suppose its fine for now.

Alastor waves to you as he picks up the gator and plops it onto the kitchen counter. Thank you so much, dear! Yes, I do rather love some surprises.

I'll be sure to give him a few extra pats. He is such a good boy after all! Hah!

[fox-fic-and-ink]

I just saw a Husk/Rosie fic in the wild and did a double take. I'm not yucking anybody's yum. I do think it would be a riot for pansexual Husk to have slept his way through a couple generations of Overlords.

Current Husk/Rosie seems too potentially well-adjusted and I don't want her to fix him but Overlord!Husk/Rosie could be an entirely different (and intriguing) mess.

But I also can't get over how fucking HILARIOUS it would be for Momma's Boy Alastor to have a pseudo mother/child relationship with Rosie and to one day have Overlord!Husk go "Yeah, I fucked your maternal figure in the guest room above the Emporium."

And THATS the moment Alastor decides he is taking Husk's soul.

To this day, Husk is not allowed into Cannibal Town because he and Rosie WILL make bedroom eyes at each other and Alastor will be in so much pain.