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Nifty tried to shoot me.

Kindly tell her to STOP before I set her on fire!

Hm, how about I set you on fire, my dear?

You’re simply ruining Niffty’s fun! Don’t be a spoilsport, my friend!

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU FLUSHED ALL OF THE TOILETS IN THE HOTEL AT ONCE???????!!!!!!!1

Well, I would assume something terrible. And don’t even try it! Poor Niffty and I have to clean up enough messes around here.

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My, goodness! Aren’t I allowed to be petty, my dear?

LUCIFER IS A BITCH

Finally someone is making sense on this platform!

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By the way there's people who think you're in love with the bitch Lucifer

That’s preposterous! What are you jabbering about???

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LUCIFER IS A BITCH

Finally someone is making sense on this platform!

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I’m making you an awesome new cane from deer bones. In the meantime have a mall pretzel 🥨 ❤️

Why thank you, darling!

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Hmph, bubble wrap. Where is your tarantula AT?

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST, BAMBI!

So, instead of killing any jumping spiders y’all see, could y’all give them to me? 🥺

JUST LOOK AT THEM! THEY’RE SO SCRUNCLY AND ADORABLE! (I have an obsession)

Hmmmm. I may consider. There are quite a few around the hotel. Unfortunately, Niffty gets to them first the majority of the time.

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Hm? I don’t follow, darling.

What are your honest feelings towards me? 🧐🧐🧐

I greatly dislike you.

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No.

What are your honest feelings towards me? 🧐🧐🧐

I greatly dislike you.

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That’s a terrible name.

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST, BAMBI!

So, instead of killing any jumping spiders y’all see, could y’all give them to me? 🥺

JUST LOOK AT THEM! THEY’RE SO SCRUNCLY AND ADORABLE! (I have an obsession)

Hmmmm. I may consider. There are quite a few around the hotel. Unfortunately, Niffty gets to them first the majority of the time.

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Aww there's a deer outside

Are you mocking me, my dear?

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I found a small one if that’s any consolation! *Alastor hands you a small spider*

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST, BAMBI!

So, instead of killing any jumping spiders y’all see, could y’all give them to me? 🥺

JUST LOOK AT THEM! THEY’RE SO SCRUNCLY AND ADORABLE! (I have an obsession)

Hmmmm. I may consider. There are quite a few around the hotel. Unfortunately, Niffty gets to them first the majority of the time.

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I am not going to give into something as childish as that.

What are your honest feelings towards me? 🧐🧐🧐

I greatly dislike you.

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You will never escape me.

-The lucifer pursuer💛

Again with this nonsense? I totally forgot about you. And my what a blissful time it was.

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Why of course, dear! Have faith in me!

Hi! What's the biggest animal you think you can beat in a fight?

Would your answer be the same if you were still human?

Hmmmm, I don’t think any animal is out of my reach! Haha!

I would say the same. Hand me a rifle or an axe and I would surely bring that beast to its knees. Without a doubt.

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I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST, BAMBI!

So, instead of killing any jumping spiders y’all see, could y’all give them to me? 🥺

JUST LOOK AT THEM! THEY’RE SO SCRUNCLY AND ADORABLE! (I have an obsession)

Hmmmm. I may consider. There are quite a few around the hotel. Unfortunately, Niffty gets to them first the majority of the time.

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I made you an art! Completely analog, of course I’d never willingly risk that flatscreen fool laying claim to my work

What a beautiful illustration, my dear! Ah yes, that makes sense! I do quite dislike that box head.