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jacscorner · 3 years

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Pokemon All-Stars: A Fan Region/Game/Alternate Universe Idea

I like watching and rewatching Original Pokemon Game/Region videos. Like Mr. Buddy's "What if X was a Pokemon Region" and stuff like that. I wanna make-or, I guess, write-my own. Since Regions are kind of a character all their own and I'm a Wannabe Character Artist, I wanted to try and make one my own.

I've got no skills in coding, pixel arts, or anything, so this will forever be just some kind of dumb fanfic that sometimes incorporates Game Mechanics to justify things if it were able, for some Godforsaken reason, 'stolen' for a game. Cause, in 2021, no idea feels too big or too dumb. And, uh, trust me, this'll be a dumb fanfic of an idea. So be aware for the subpar writing talents of some wannabe writer who doesn't know shit.

Small disclaimer though:

>This region is being made with the intention that every extra feature will be available in it. Z-Moves, Regional Variants, Gygantamax, Mega Evolutions, and maybe some things I've forgotten. This probably won't matter cause it's just a dumb fanfic plot bible with mechanics peppered in. Competitive balancing be damn! Pokemon Fans can create their own balance! That's what the Battle Simulator is for! In fact, if this was a real game, then it'd have a Battle Simulator like Showdown built into it.

>This is an open source Fanfic Bible. You can take this idea and run with it if you want. You can omit all my bad ideas even!

>I won't be making my own Fakemon. I don't like a lot of Fakemon that exists out there and, trust me when I say this: I am no better than them. In fact, I'm fucking worse.

>If this WERE a game, it probably WOULD still have to cut some Pokemon. I doubt that kinda, and I won't get into why I think dexit was dumb personally, cause it doesn't really matter. But, like, my fan game/fanfic will have a lot of shit going on in it. So, like, realistically, there would probably need to be a cut, if not for data, than just cause there's a lot of work to do as is. But, like, again, under the context of a fic, this wouldn't be an issue.

>With THAT said, I'd want this game to have a Gen 2 Sprite aesthetic. My fangame, don't care if ya'll don't like that.

>I'm probably gonna copy a LOT of stuff from other Fangames I've played. My shit memory probably won't allow me to remember what I'm biting from what, so be free to call me out whenever. Cause if I stole the mechanic, I probably liked it the game. And if not, well, I'd like the recommendation.

Fuck, this was long already. The rest is under the cut, so, like, if you're already turned off, you can stop reading. I understand. I'm kind of a windbag.

Okay, so how many of you guys have seen this picture on the internet? It's a picture of a ton of Pokemon regions all...basically stitched together, since not only could this never be canon, but this goes beyond the size of even most open world games today. But this was the inspiration for this project. The map probably wouldn't, and probably couldn't, look like this, but it perfectly sums up what I'd want out of this game. Thus, it'll be our placeholder.

Our hometown of Capricorn Town is home to Professor Chestnut, and you, her faithful assistant, are about to set off on a Pokemon adventure of your own! The Professor is encouraging you to see the region of Sidus for yourself and is even willing to give you a Starting Pokemon!

Starting Pokemon

Now, if I'm not making new Pokemon, which Starter will it be? Well, the game will have the data for all the starters and will randomly select a Grass, Fire, and Water Type for you to choose from. Those will be your starters, with the option of also choosing Pikachu, Eevee, and Riolu, the two mascot mons...and Riolu, who is kind of a mascot mon, but a lesser one.

Let's say for this example, your options are Torchic, Piplup, Rowlet, Pikachu, Eevee, and Riolu. And, uh, get used to the words 'random' and 'generator', those are our keywords.

Anyway, once you get your pick, there'll be some kind of tutorial mission the Professor will send you on. This will introduce you to two very important things;

1. One of your Rival.

2. An Evil Team Grunt.

Rivals?!

Now to start getting into why this game might still be pretty big still be big despite the sprites on modern consoles.

Each of your Rivals would be one kid from each region of the 8 Mainline Games from Kanto to Kalos. How this'll be decided is that each pair of kids will be plugging into a generator and will pick between either the boy or girl version.

Ex. Brendan and May both cannot be in the game. Instead, they'll be plugged into this generator. Let's say the generator fell onto May. She'll be one of your Rival. Repeat this process 7 more times until you have 8 Rivals sprinkled throughout the world, each one given a defined personality and better AI to make them harder trainers to fight.

May will have one of the Hoenn Starters, sans Torchic. Regardless of whether or not Protagonist-San picked Torchic, May will either have a Treecko or Mudkip, again, chosen at random per kid. Whichever Starter you picked, your first rival will have a starter that beats yours. So, let's say moving forward, May has a Mudkip and you a Torchic. The other kids will have random starters of the various regions they originally hail from.

Anyway, your rivals will wander the overworld. If they see you, they'll battle you on sight. If they lose, they'll be gone after the next time you turn the game off. They won't battle you again until they respawn, but you can hang out with them. In fact, you can even recruit them to be in your party for a few days and they'll follow you around and just generally be your friend. It'll make every battle a double battle, but they'll battle you again before their timer runs out, so be prepared!

BANG! BANG! ENTER! Team Wild!

The two of you will have to face off against Team Wild! They have a Cowboy theme to them, using a mix of Ground and Steel-Types, with a few Pokemon being added in for good measure like the Ponyta Lines, Cacnea Line, and Remoraid. Cause...it's a gun.

They're an outlaw gang, they're rough and tough (or, at least, a mild threat) and will always throw down when they spot ya. Something I'm just sniping from JelloApocalypse is that they'll appear sporadically and act as Timed Events across the map.

You and your new Rival beat them and send you packing. I'd imagine May and the other Rivals would mostly be friendly, but I'm sure there's one or two that'll just be jerks to you. Regardless of personality, they'll be pretty tough and programmed to skill with you. Your strongest mon you have on hand when you fight them will be the level their entire team.

With your tutorial done, the world is opened up! Your mom gives you your running shoes, some Pokeballs, and your...I don't know, PokeCelular or something, just the regional gadget that does a bunch of stuff. From holding your map to holding your VS Seeker.

The PokeCelular will also give you notifications on where Team Wild are! You can choose to ignore the events, but if you do, then they'll start to appear in the overworld know and will get progressively stronger.

A Balancing Act

This game will be an open world, 8-Bit Sprite Game for you to explore after you leave Capricorn!

So how do we balance that?

Well, we got our Rival out of the way already, so let's move on. Gym Leaders will have a pretty linear progression. However, regardless of which Gym you tackle first, they'll all be at the same level.

It doesn't matter if you decide to go across the map and battle the Bug Gym, he'll stay at Level 10, just like the Normal Gym. Whe you get the second badge, they'll all jump to Level 15. NPC Trainers will follow the same progression; the higher your badge number, the stronger the number of Pokemon they'll be.

Wild Pokemon will also get stronger. The more badges you get, it'll attract stronger wild Pokemon because they'll see you're stronger and will come out more.

The overworld will also have various dungeons in them that'll be Level Locked. Say, you go through a forest and you're just trying to reach the end of a maze. The Trainers and Pokemon will function the same as I've mentioned before. But, you can decide to go deeper into the dungeon. These Pokemon will be level locked, usually something of a high level, because this is a more dangerous part of the dungeon. But, there'll be some goodies down there, like rarer Pokemon and some kind of really rare and good item like a TM or something.

How will you traverse? Well, first of all, HMs? They're semi-back. BUT, instead of having to deal with teaching Cut to a Pokemon, you just need the move Cut and a Pokemon that can use the move and you'll be able to use Cut. A few other Pokemon that are reasonable candidates, but don't get cut, will be allowed to do this too. Like, Gallade can use Cut. It can't learn the move, but just holding the HM will get the job done.

Controversial opinion, but I think I've always liked the idea of HMs. On paper, they give you a reason to explore the world and go back to areas you couldn't before for goodies and make for a good way to get off dungeons until you get the needed item. Even something like Cut can be used to open up new areas for exploration for your squad of mons.

BUT, well, HMs suck. As moves, they suck save for, like, 2...MAYBE and they're only for, like, a handful of areas. You either hand them out as evenly as possible, forcing mons to take moves you don't wanna use, or you just get an HM Slave or two to use 'em all. But like they, they serve their function and all you need is the Pokemon in question and NOT teach them the move. If you need a Move Deleter just so people aren't stuck having to use Rock Smash for three towns, then there's a problem with your RPG. Imagine playing Final Fantasy and you had to give your Fighter the Bronze Axe to get through a forest and still had to fight with it, even though you got a +12 Silver Sword! It's no wonder people hated these things! But I don't think getting rid of them and introducing Rental Pokemon was a good solution either and adds a different, albeit less intrusive problem.

Gym Leaders

So, how do Gym Leaders work?

Much like your rivals, they'll be randomly generated. Let's say, hypothetically, there's a pool of 60 Gym Leaders and Elite Four members. The game will randomly generate 16 to be Gym Leaders. The generator will have some kind of complicated math (at least, too complicated for me) so that you don't have more than 2 gyms of the same type. (Example: Misty and Nessa might be Active Gyms, Siebold can't be selected for a Gym cause the Water Slots are taken).

As a trade off, some Gyms might have special conditions before you can challenge them. Like, if you got stuck with Koga as a Gym Leader, than he'll only let you in if you complete a nearby dungeon and help his daughter out cause he doesn't trust her to make it back on her own. Or, like, Claire's a Gym Leader, but she won't battle you unless you've collected 7 Gym Badges prior at least.

The Gym Leaders, as mentioned before, will get progressively stronger with each badge obtained. After the 8th badge, you can go and climb Victory Road, face the E4 and confront the Champion! You can keep hunting Gym Leaders, but just remember that the E4 will always be 10 Levels above the strongest gym you beat. And they'll just get stronger with every one you beat until all 16 are slain.

Another handful, let's say 8, Gym Leaders/E4 Members will be wondering around as NPC Trainers. The justification is that this big super region is in some Alternate Universe Pokemon Game that has all the Pokemon and other important trainers in it, hence why we can have a game where Roxanne and Lenora are hanging out at a coffee shop. They're not Rivals, more like stronger NPCs you can rematch and wonder the map. They're not here to be the very best like no one ever was.

I mean, I'd like, like, 10-20 instead of 8 extras, but let's not get TOO greedy...yet...

Elite Four

And now, it's time to flip the script. Cause if E4 members can be Gym Leaders, then who are the Elite Four?

Easy. The Rivals.

All the Rival characters will be put in a random generator as well. The four that are chosen. You can have an Elite Four made up of Wally, Marnie, Hau, and Barry and you gotta deal with it.

This is excluding Brendan and May, Blue, and Calem and Serena. Anyone else is fair game.

Champion

So, the Champion. Who would it be in this? There was a funny idea I had, but this is a Pokemon Game. So there would be two versions. We'll call them Pokemon Dawn & Dusk. The difference between these games is the game Champion!

Benga would be the Champion of Pokemon Dusk, the grandson of Alder! His final Team will include Volcarona, Garchomp, and Dragonite, Pokemon he used in Black and White. I'd also include Scrafty, Rampardos, and Golurk, Pokemon used against you in White Treehollow and Black Tower areas.

Meanwhile, the Champion of Pokemon Dusk will be Zinnia, the Lorekeeper! Her team would include the Goodra, Tyrantrum, Altaria, Noivern, and Salamence she used in her original team, with her plucky Whismur sidekick becoming an Exploud and her ace.

You would've met them in the beginning of the game and would've showed off a bit by helping you with Team Wild before. They'll pop in and out throughout the game, at first amused by your tenacity, but not wanting a rookie like you to get hurt. But if you keep bonking Team Wild, they'll be impressed with how strong you are.

The show up to chat again when you beat 8 Gym Leaders, and will pop in if you White Out to give you some advice. White Out three times and they'll feel bad for you and give you an egg. Benga will give you a Larvesta Egg and Zinnia a Bagon Egg.

EXTRAS

So I don't got a lot of ideas for the Post Game, but there is one idea I thought would be cool if, if after you defeat the champion, they give you a call. They'll tell you that there are strong trainers wondering the Overworld and to be careful.

Because dotting the overworld will be Champions passed and proper! Cynthia, Blue, Lance; all of them are rocking Lv 100 Teams and are out for blood. They won't challenge you, but if you talk to them, there will be no backing out of the battle! You come with your A-Game!

sI'm not exactly in love with the idea of Team Wild. Maybe the Evil Team should go full fanservice and just be Team Rainbow Rocket. Or maybe go half-and-half; having past Evil Team members and leaders walk around in cowboy gear and acting as Team Wild executives.

I'd also would love Tournaments. Like, maybe that could be a weekly event in some town, they'll how tournaments and the characters that aren't designated as Gym Leaders and such will attend. Maybe there's a cash prize, maybe you'll win Pokemon Eggs of rare, guaranteed shines, or maybe you'll get some kind of important quest items.

Yeah, I want quests! All sorts of side quests! And can't forget what I'd do with Legendairs;

If you know Bengal's team, you'll know he's got the Lati Twins. I don't like that personally and would prefer Legendaries to be Super Bosses. Like, you gotta do a lot to find them. And when you do, their stats are boosted and they become an Uber Boss! You catch them in a cutscene after you beat them!

There's also just a ton of characters I didn't get around to or really have a place for. Emma, Looker, N, and the Stat Trainers all come to mind. Overall, I'd want them to pepper the world as well, but don't have anything to say except this: Pokemon has made a lot of memorable characters. Both good and bad. And this is probably my dream Pokemon Game; one where you can hang out with your favorites

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theamazingtrainernate · 3 years

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Random aura, psychic, and other supernatural headcanons cause I’m in that sort of mood

Nate’s linage and Kalos

Specifically for Nate, his aura lineage comes from his father’s side, who is Kalosian. If traced back far enough, Nate would have a common ancestor with Korrina, though how far back is unknown. Far enough that it was lost to history. This lineage is significant as Mega Lucario was one of the first mega evolutions discovered in Kalos, and it was likely that the person who would become the founder of this lineage was an aura user.

Most of the people who are from Nate’s branch of that lineage have dormant or nonexistent aura abilities, however. Technically Nate’s father has a minor aptitude for aura sensing, but it’s not as strong as Nate’s. Alex (Nate’s dad) has no aptitude for manipulating aura.

Nate’s dad comes from a family of very skilled detectives in Kalos, taking on a variety of jobs from assisting police to investigating for wealthy people regarding private affairs. The man who founded the family business about 150 years ago was very aura sensitive, and used that skill along with his immense knack for deductive reasoning to solve some miraculous cases.

Unova and Aura Users, Psychics, Clairvoyants, and others with supernatural abilities

The Unovan tribes (such as the one that Alder/Benga come from, the village of dragons tribe that Iris and I think Drayden hail from, and a few others, likely all coming from different areas where Unova’s great civilization used to be several thousand years ago) generally never classified people with supernatural abilities into as many different groups as some other regions had. Instead, they were often seen to be extremely connected to pokemon in some way, to the point where they could even imitate pokemon moves. Some tribes did have certain classifications if they saw there was enough of a difference, such as classifying those who could interact with ghosts and spirits in one groups, and Aura Users/Psychics in another.

As such, they were often not shunned but accepted and even admired by other members of their group. Some were given leadership or guiding positions (I can see those who were able to connect with dragon types very well to be leaders within the village of dragons), while others were respected as strong fighters, ones who could fight alongside pokemon they have partnered with.

Interestingly enough, how tribes classified human supernatural abilities often was similar to how tribes classified pokemon types and move types, which is also notably different compared to what is standard today. This has led to some interesting discussions various academic groups on the nature of pokemon type classification, and how the current type classifications came about today.

#\Headcanon: Aura/#\Headcanon/#ngl I love thinking about Unova's tribes and civilizations #One day I'm gonna probably do a deep dive into native american civilizations to help me get some good inspiration #so 1. I can justify being comfortable with writing one of my OC's #and 2. so I can properly flesh out Unova's tribes a bit more to link it to Unova's actual lore

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alternate-pokemon-next-gen · 3 years

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Frontier Brain Trivia

Facility Trivia:

~The idea of Lazarus' Frontier Brain being similar to the Gym Challenge came to me as I thought Lazarus would want to think outside the box.

~Yes, a lot of the members are female. That was intentional because I thought it would be funny for Lazarus to recruit a lot of girls by accident.

~Lazarus is the mock Champion of his Battle Frontier, it was decided that because he created the idea and he is the owner of the facility. The others can challenge him for his title, but they have no desire to take his title.

~There's no order to battle the mock gym leaders but most challengers are recommended to battle Midnight first since she has everyone battle using Rental Pokemon.

~The order to battle the mock Elite Four are Lydia, Holly, Gracie and Priscilla in that order.

~Each member has a specific room and battle field they and their challengers battle on that matches their personality, theme team or type.

Midnight's Trivia:

~Midnight uses rental Pokemon because of how much her father influenced her when she was younger.

~If I were to give Midnight a proper team, she would probably use Pokemon with high speed as a reference to Marley being the Speed Stat trainer.

~Midnight was given a Gothitelle as her only Pokemon because of how Gothitelle's design is based off of the Gothic Lolita style.

~Midnight will sometimes doze off at random times due to not getting a lot of sleep.

~Midnight doesn’t get a lot of sleep due to her wanting to have all of her machines in working conditions.

~When she refuses to sleep, Gothitelle will pull her away and use Heal Pulse to calm her down enough to fall asleep.

~Midnight’s Gothitelle is a little taller than a normal Gothitelle, she’s also a bit darker than a normal Gothitelle.

~When she isn't battling or training her rental Pokemon to battle, she's either tinkering with inventions or helping Lazarus' assistants with repairs in the Battle Frontier.

~Midnight’s room is based off of the Gothic Lolita style but there are computers and a machine that disputes rental Pokemon to both Midnight and her challenger, her battle field is a standard battle field.

~Midnight’s favorite color is black.

~Midnight’s favorite food is Pelmeni and her favorite drink is tea.

Hana's, Iclyn's and Priscilla's Trivia:

~Hana, Iclyn and Priscilla are based off of the trope "Beauty, Brawn and Brain". Hana is the beauty as in the games some Beauty trainer class used Grass type Pokemon. Iclyn is the brawn as her birth father stars in action movies. Priscilla is the brain as Psychic types are known for using their heads.

~The idea for them having different parents came from how with someone thought that having Sabrina combine her Psychic abilities with Erika's good nature and Brycen's natural strength, they would become strong trainers.

~Sabrina, Will, Brycen and Erika were okay with the idea and everyone agreed to train each child separately so each of them could focus on one ability.

~How Sabrina was able to get Erika pregnant is something both of them refuse to say.

~Hana and Iclyn are mock gym leaders because their parents are gym leaders.

~Priscilla is a mock Elite Four as a bit of a reference to how the Psychic type was overpowered in Generation one.

~Hana's team from weakest to strongest is Lurantis, Leafeon, Lilligant, Tsareena, Victreebel and Serperior.

~Hana’s Leafeon looks a lot different than a normal Leafeon, she has sharper and narrower eyes due to her aggressive nature, her leafs and fur are a lot darker due to being in the sunlight a lot and the leafs on her head and tail are sharper than normal Leafeons.

~Hana’s Serperior left her previous trainer because their training method didn’t sit right with her.

~Hana’s Serperior has a scar on her back from a battle when she was with her old trainer.

~Hana’s Lilligant has freckles across her face, she was embarrassed about them as a Petilil but when she evolved she learned to like her freckles.

~Iclyn's team from weakest to strongest is Alolan Sandslash, Glaceon, Alolan Ninetales, Dewgong, Weavile and Beartic.

~Iclyn’s Beartic is a foot taller than normal Beartic.

~Iclyn’s Glaceon always has her fur spiked up mostly to avoid being touched by others.

~When Iclyn’s Alolan Sandslash first met Garnet’s Kantoian Sandslash, he was very confused as he never saw a Kantoian Sandslash before and thought something was wrong with him.

~Priscilla’s team from weakest to strongest is Alolan Raichu, Jynx, Hatterene, Mr. Mime, Slowking and Gengar.

~Priscilla has a Gengar as a reference to Ash’s Haunter in the anime.

~Priscilla’s Mr. Mime’s battle style is a reference to the Pokemon Adventures Manga where Sabrina’s Mr. Mime created a house from barriers during its battle against Bugsy’s Heracross.

~When they aren’t battling, Hana is talking with the other girls and having tea with them, Iclyn is training and honing her ninja skills and Priscilla is meditating with her Psychic type Pokemon.

~Hana’s room is a garden/greenhouse that’s full of flowers, berries, flower arrangements, perfumes that she makes, aromatherapy bottles and some tea. Her battle field is the grass field.

~Iclyn’s room is basically a room full of ice, training equipment and various ninja skills, as well as posters of movies her father starred in. Her battle field is the ice field that includes a pool and stream of water so Dewgong can battle on land and in the water.

~Priscilla’s room is a fancy theater-like room that includes colors like dark pink, purple, indigo and gold. Her battle field is a plain field.

~Hana’s favorite color is pink.

~Hana’s favorite food is Kaiseki and her favorite drink is matcha tea.

~Iclyn’s favorite color is white.

~Iclyn’s favorite food is onigiri and her favorite drink is water

~Priscilla’s favorite color is dark pink.

~Priscilla’s favorite food is Karaage and her favorite drink is green tea.

Garnet’s Trivia:

~Garnet’s appearance and personality is a bit of a take of how when Ruby was when he was five before the Salamence incident.

~Garnet having a team based on Pokemon who benefit from weather is a reference to how the concept of weather appearing in the over world of the games started in Generation Three, where Hoenn made its debut.

~Despite how different they all are, Garnet gets along with his younger sister and their father and he always watches his sister when she’s performing in a contest.

~Garnet and his mom often go and play around in forests when they have the time to.

~Garnet often acts as the group meteorologist when all of them are training outside, they trust his judgement since he’s the one who has a team based on weather.

~Garnet’s team from weakest to strongest is Glalie, Sandslash, Tangela, Castform and Goodra.

~When he isn’t battling, Garnet is often catching up with his family or spending his time in the forest befriending wild Pokemon.

~Garnet’s room is based around the different weather effects and seasons, one corner being spring and having light rain, one corner being summer and having strong sunlight, one corner being fall and cloudy and the last corner being winter and hailing. He also has a machine that creates a lightning effect that will go off sometimes. His battle field often changes to the rock field, the grass field, the water field or the ice field for each new trainer he faces and he allows the challenger to pick the field they battle on.

~Garnet’s favorite color is crimson red.

~Garnet’s favorite food is Yaki-udon and his favorite drink is soda pop.

Clarice and Cole’s Trivia:

~Clarice and Cole being twins that master Ghost types is a reference to The Shining and how some horror movies have creepy twins.

~When they’re about to face a challenger, they’d say together “Come battle with us” while holding hands.

~Both Clarice’s and Cole’s eyes are fine, they wear the eye patches for fun and to make themselves look more intimidating.

~They both like wearing clothes that are similar to each other that match their colors such as Clarice wearing purple with a black secondary color while Cole would wear black with a purple secondary color.

~Clarice was born three minutes before Cole.

~Clarice and Cole aren’t afraid of Ghost type Pokemon and Ghost type Pokemon love being around the twins, even wild ones.

~As they do double battles, the pairs are Mimikyu and Golett, Alolan Marowak and Cursola, and Gourgeist and Trevenant.

~Clarice’s Mimikyu has a lot of disguises he’ll put on. So far he made the Eeveelutions, baby Pokemon like Cleffa, Togepi, and Smoochum and other cute/popular Pokemon like Clefairy and Jigglypuff.

~When they aren’t battling, the twins either spend their time together, go out to find Ghost type Pokemon to play with or play pranks on others at night.

~The twins’ room is based on a haunted room that includes floating furniture (thanks to the wild Ghost types who use Psychic or just make the furniture float on their own), old toys that they played with as kids, will-o-wisps (again, thanks to the wild Ghost types) and their room is a bit dim, mostly to give their challengers a challenge during a battle. Their battle field is a plain battle field.

~Clarice’s favorite color is purple.

~Clarice’s favorite food is sour Mushroom Medley curry and her favorite drink is lemonade.

~Cole’s favorite color is black.

~Cole’s favorite food is Decorative curry and his favorite drink is lemonade.

Sophie’s Trivia:

~Sophie’s team being based on Pokemon known for dancing was based off of how Rudy would teach his Pokemon how to dance and Melody doing a traditional dance on Shamouti Island.

~Sophie will often give Lazarus a kiss on his cheek when she sees him.

~There’s no romantic feelings behind each kiss, she just does it to say hi to him.

~Sophie enjoys singing as well as dancing but she still prefers to dance more.

~Sophie still does wish to be an official gym leader sometimes, but she’s still happy that Lazarus gave her a spot in his Battle Frontier.

~Sophie’s team from weakest to strongest is Spinda, Oricorio, Hitmontop, Galarian Mr. Mime, Kirlia and Altaria.

~Sophie heard that her Altaria can mega evolve but she isn’t looking into having Altaria mega evolve.

~Sophie’s Spinda has a star shaped spot on her stomach, a small spot on her nose, one spot on her left eye, a spot on her right cheek and spots on the tip of her ears.

~When she isn’t battling, she’s either dancing with her Pokemon or hanging out with the other girls.

~Sophie knows how to play various wind instruments, her favorite is the flute.

~Sophie’s room looks like a dance studio filled with instruments such as a flute, a drum set, a piano, a harp, a violin and other different instruments. She also has pots of red, yellow, purple and pink flowers for her Oricorio to change her form before a battle and packets of seeds for each flower so she can grow more or them. She battles on a plain battle field.

~Sophie’s favorite color is orange.

~Sophie’s favorite food is pineapples and her favorite drink is fresh water.

Melantha’s Trivia:

~Melantha being a Bug type trainer was planned at the start.

~The pink in Melantha’s hair was there when she was born, some people don’t believe it when she tells them so she shows her baby pictures as proof.

~Melantha sometimes wears the Team Skull grunt female uniform when she’s homesick.

~Melantha really loves rainy days because it reminds her of Po town.

~Melantha is will sometimes rap or rhyme when she’s in a bad mood, everyone thinks that habit of hers is funny.

~While Melantha likes to portray herself as a gangster, she doesn’t like bullying or picking on others weaker or smaller than her and will defend them without hesitation.

~Melantha loves Poison types as much as she loves Bug types and will always defend people who make fun of Poison and Bug types.

~Melantha’s Team Skull pendant is actually a locket that Guzma got for her on her tenth birthday, the locket has a picture of her and her family when she was ten.

~Melantha carries the Dawn stone that Guzma kept as a good luck charm as her own good luck charm.

~Melantha’s team from weakest to strongest is Vikavolt, Araquanid, Accelgor, Frosmoth, Ribombee and Scolipede.

~Melantha’s room is similar to Guzma’s room in Po Town, littered with graffiti on the walls and is incredibly messy but she does have a picture of everyone in Team Skull hanging up behind her makeshift throne. She battles on a plain battle field.

~Melantha’s favorite color is black.

~Melantha’s favorite food is sweet potatoes and her favorite drink is Tapu Cocoa.

Kyan’s Trivia:

~Kyan’s role being similar to Darach’s role for Caitlin came to me as soon as I saw SteelShipping.

~Kyan being a girl but pretending to be a boy is a reference to Hun’s gender being different in the Japanese dub and sub of the anime.

~Kyan specializing in Steel types is a reference to her parent’s shipping name, the fact both of them used Steel types and how her role is something like a knight.

~Kyan had very long hair before she had cut it to her current style.

~Kyan does have romantic feelings for Catherine as she was the one who didn’t push her away despite how harsh she was.

~Kyan was supposed to have Hun’s hair color but it didn’t look right so she was given Attila’s hair color.

~Kyan gets very into battles and has to stop herself from going too far.

~Kyan had to take a lot of lessons on how to be a proper butler to Catherine, she doesn’t say how bad her lessons were but she says she sometimes wakes up in a cold sweat remembering those lessons.

~Kyan having a Steelix and a Corviknight is a shout out to her parents.

~Kyan’s team from weakest to strongest is Aegislash, Excadrill, Escavalier, Bisharp, Corviknight and Steelix.

~Kyan shares her room with Catherine since she battles for Catherine.

~Kyan’s favorite color is grey.

~Kyan doesn’t have a favorite food but her favorite drink is tea.

Catherine’s Trivia:

~Catherine’s battle frenzy is a reference to how Caitlin would act in the Pokemon Adventures manga when she got excited about a battle.

~When Catherine does battle, a lot of people are terrified by how different she acts as opposed to how gentle she is outside of battle.

~Catherine has strict rules by Lazarus to only battle when the facility is under attack.

~Catherine does have Psychic abilities but she can only use them for emergencies.

~Catherine doesn’t mind not being allowed to battle normally, she knows how creepy she can get when she’s in a battle and always apologizes for scaring someone.

~Catherine knows about Kyan’s feelings toward her and fully welcomes her to be her girlfriend when she’s ready.

~Catherine can be calmed by her parent’s voices or by Kyan or her Indeedee serving her tea and macarons.

~Catherine was given Indeedee because they are based off of maids and butlers.

~Catherine’s and Kyan’s shared room looks like a royal chamber where everything is purple, Catherine sits on a balcony overlooking the battle with her Indeedee by her side. The battle field is plain.

~Catherine’s favorite color is purple.

~Catherine’s favorite food are macarons and her favorite drink is tea.

Lydia’s Trivia:

~Lydia was technically born from a one night stand Oleana and Chairman Rose had.

~Chairman Rose saw no problem with it as he thought Lydia would inherit his legacy.

~That went down the drain when Lydia was put in foster care because of the Darkest Day incident.

~Lydia hasn’t seen her parents since she was born, but she doesn’t mind as she could care less about her parents after hearing what they did.

~Lydia does know about her uncle Peony and her cousin and they do visit her and her foster family on special occasions.

~Lydia will occasionally bow to her opponents.

~Her Roserade follows her lead when he’s out of his Pokeball.

~Lydia’s team is both full of beautiful Pokemon and Pokemon based around flowers.

~Lydia loves red roses and likes having accessories that include red roses.

~Lydia’s team from weakest to strongest is Cinccino, Florges, Vileplume and Roserade.

~Lydia’s room is a black room with red curtains with various fancy decorations that include red roses and some parts of the wall have gold trimmings. She battles on the plain battle field.

~Lydia’s favorite food is Galarian Pancakes and her favorite drink is milk tea.

Holly’s Trivia:

~Holly was originally going to have a team of three Ice types and three Dragon types, but the idea was scrapped in favor of a full team of Dragon types.

~Holly’s cape was given to her by Lance for her birthday.

~Holly gets along with Ash despite being a lot younger than him.

~Holly having her team since she was young was planned after remembering that Dragon types are some of the hardest type to train.

~Holly enjoys making voodoo dolls during her free time, no one knows if they are real or not so they try not to cross her in case they are.

~Holly can get wild Dragon type Pokemon to fight with her if she focuses enough.

~Holly’s team from weakest to strongest is Noivern, Flygon, Haxorus, Hydreigon, Salamence and Dragonite.

~Holly’s room is a red and blue decorated room with different statues of Dragon type Pokemon, as well as a throne for her to sit on while she waits for challengers. Her battlefield is the rocky battlefield.

~Holly’s favorite color is black.

~Holly’s favorite food is Tonkatsu and her favorite drink is green tea.

Gracie’s Trivia:

~Gracie’s design is meant to represent angels due to how Diantha’s design looked.

~Gracie’s original team was supposed to be Pokemon that resembled angels but they idea was scrapped.

~Gracie’s new team was then based on Pokemon that are related to myths or legends because of how Cynthia enjoyed looking at myths in her free time.

~It took Gracie about four years to non-verbally command her Pokemon like her Diantha could.

~Gracie knows Ebon and has talked to him a few times about small roles she would be good at.

~Gracie knows her surrogate father and sees him on occasion.

~Gracie’s Pokemon from weakest to strongest is Torterra, Empoleon, Dusknoir, Musharna, Infernape and Absol.

~Gracie’s room is a fancy white and gold room with various bookcases full of things from Pokemon mythology, as well as a picture of her and her moms. Her battlefield is the plain battlefield.

~Gracie’s favorite color is yellow.

~Gracie’s favorite food is Syrniki and her favorite drink is Moomoo Milk.

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crystalelemental · 4 years

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And now, tips for Purity Forest, based on my own experiences.

XP Boost Charizard is optimal. You can argue the benefits of Heracross all you’d like, but when Heracross got a good start, we got to like floor 43, before enemies became too strong to handle. With Charziard, that didn’t start until around the 60s. Charizard is really, really good, and has exactly one serious weakness: the rock floors with Magcargo or Pupitar. These are the only substantial threats to Charizard’s existence.

Which leads to the important discovery: while most guides will tell you to prioritize STAB moves of varying range, Brick Break is absolutely essential on Charizard. If you find that TM, put it on, and never take it off. It will never stop being needed. Even on lower floors, Miltank can have Thick Fat, and a Fighting type move gets past that. Brick Break is absolutely critical for the run to work. Magcargo resists all your STABs, and double resists Fire, while Pupitar has Sandstorm and will use it, increasing its special defense to ridiculous levels. Run Brick Break, or you’re probably not making it past them without really good team support.

Speaking of team support, if you get a Pokemon with Friendly or Squad Up, keep them as long as you humanly can. Also keep Friend Bow on hand if you find it, and be ready to swap it in as needed. If you find an Inviting Orb, keep it for key targets that you need, like Miltank for late-game healing, or Camerupt for a backup Earth Power user. Some good allies to get:

Dustox. Fairly mid-game, I want to say the 30-40s in floor number. It packs Moonlight, a room-wide healing move. This completely trivializes Sandstorm and Hail rooms, and can make a dangerous encounter a lot less threatening.

Breloom. Similar area to Dustox, but I feel like Breloom is incredibly useful for having a 2-range move. Now, hallways only illuminate one space away, so it’s not helpful in the usual ways, but it’s generally nice.

Camerupt. Earth Power in the later tiers is really helpful.

Magcargo. If it’s a threat to you, it’s a threat to them. Especially because the next set of threats involves Glalie, who is one of the highest level enemies in this place.

There are also some special skills that are really helpful, too. Small Stomach is a nice one, to give you an instantly full belly after eating a Plain Seed once a Reviver Seed kicks in. Leave Half is another I like a lot, leaving Tiny Reviver Seeds left after a large one is used, essentially doubling your revival rate, as well as more Apples after eating Perfect or Big ones. Funnel Fun is one I found pretty nice, allowing you to always hit an opponent in hallways, which is nice since shit sneaks up on you. And of course, Friendly and Squad Up are invaluable for continuous recruitment, though getting that one too early can be a pain, since it’s impossible to keep early-floor Pokemon alive later on. But I think the best is Defensive Rhythm. Because it buffs your defenses, and lasts the rest of the floor. This helps a lot when exploring lower floors. There’s also a strong argument for Tight Formation, which protects against AoE attacks. Camerupt and Masquerain and Venomoth all have room-wide AoE attacks on lower floors, and while Charizard doesn’t fear it, your allies do.

The inventory is the biggest issue for me. I like to be sure I have enough food and Elixirs, but it’s tough to manage that with everything else you feel like you should need. Personally, I kept a lot of food, but used Perfect Apples first to increase belly size while fishing for a Small Stomach ally. I kept a ton of Elixirs too, and would just down anything I found on the floor once inventory was stuffed. As far as other items, orbs and wands are your friends. I tended to keep Slumber Orb, Spurn Orb, and anything that could inflict panic or confusion on a room, just in case. Monster Houses are real, and they are a problem, so they’re nice to help ease the problem. Though often, Heat Wave was enough. Wands are good for 1v1 scenarios, like any time you encounter a Magcargo or Pupitar alone in a hallway. Stayaway Wand is probably the best, though Confuse Wand is a nice one too. This is probably obvious, but any Luminous Orbs, Guiding Wands, or Pure Seeds should be kept forever. Pure Seeds can be used in a dangerous pinch, but generally, save them for the final floors so you can skip the shit with Salamence.

The last thing I can note is that, when I looked through guides, they’d often say to use the first 20 floors for exploration, then go. I...disagree. The first 20 floors will have plenty of items, but very few useful Pokemon. Comparatively, 20-30 got me Breloom and Shroomish, who lasted a long time as helpful allies. I’d honestly say explore everything for the first 30 floors. Past that, you start encountering really dangerous options like Electabuzz and Ampharos, so I can’t recommend staying in against them, but it’s definitely worth getting some tougher allies in floors 20-30. Also I think that’s where I got the bulk of my Reviver Seeds. I have no idea if that was just luck of the draw, though. What I can say is, the one time I cleared this is the one time I actually explored everything in those floors.

Hopefully that helps someone. Good luck, and just know that even on a good day, Purity Forest sucks. It’s all random luck, and what you choose to do has very little impact on whether you win or lose.

#pokemon rescue team dx #purity forest

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blackpecrl-blog · 5 years

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hello it’s me again back at it with another muse ! this is noah who is just... dumb JGHDLFKGDF. he’s very different from max but i hope you’ll like him anyway. here’s his stats page & his pinterest board. under the cut you’ll find some miscellaneous info about him & a list of wanted connections ! feel free to like this post if you’d like to plot or just add me on d*scord @ the howwors within#0039 if it’s easier for you !

* ☆ ◞ KIM TAEHYUNG. CISMALE. HE/HIM. ◟ wait, wasn’t that NOAH SONG? they’re a TWENTY-TWO year old SENIOR, hailing from STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK. i heard they’ve chosen to study GAME DESIGN while living at ALPHA PSI SIGMA. word around campus is that they’re LIVELY & VERSATILE but also quite SECRETIVE & IMPULSIVE. if you happen to see them walking to class with their earbuds in, they’re probably listening to SUGAR by BROCKHAMPTON.

misc. info :

he lost his parents in a car crash when he was a baby & was adopted by two gay almost professional baseball players ( they were caught in a scandal during the years they could have made it & were basically shamed out of the sport & pretty much just live normal lives now ).

his dads did their best to give noah whatever he needed. they weren’t that well off but they were a happy family anyway.

as soon as he was old enough, noah started working odd jobs here & there to help out with the bills. he’s very family oriented & extremely loyal.

he also has a younger sister & she was pretty much the only exposure he had to women growing up. otherwise he’s kind of scared of them JHDLKSGHDHGDKFJF.

he started playing baseball when he was young, pretty much as soon as he was able to. & he was really good at it. but it was never something he particularly cared about & he only did it to impress his dads.

though he’s kind of flaky & the clumsiest person ever he was able to get make really good grades & he was lucky enough to get a full ride to nyu for his grades & baseball.

his dads were so proud of him but noah kind of let them down when he told them he was more interested in video game design than pursuing baseball professionally. but they still support him through & through.

video games are his passion. he’s just okay at them but he’s very enthusiastic about them. he could get lost in skyrim or minecraft for hours doing absolutely nothing but being in awe over the environments ( & dying multiple times ). dreaming of creating the same kind of virtual worlds for people to lose themselves in has always been his dream despite what his dads wanted for him.

maybe he cried over ash finally winning a pokemon league trophy after 22 years so what ?

he likes horror movies, action movies & animated movies.

he also really likes reality television. he’s obsessed with love island, are you the one, below deck & the great british baking show. if a show is about food then he probably watches it & he’s obsessed with travel vlogs on youtube.

he’s a post malone stan. he thinks he’s a genius and wishes he could take him to olive garden.

he’s an idiot seriously. dare him to do anything & he’ll do it immediately probably for free. he’s so easy to talk into anything.

he loves to cook & is pretty good at it unless he forgets about stuff which does tend to happen. but he enjoys cooking for people and it makes his day when they compliment his food. & he’s in the culinary club !

he’s also in the art club but that’s more of a hobby than anything. he’s not the best at drawing / painting but he finds it relaxing. he probably spends a lot of time making big titty anime girl art just ‘cause he can JGHDFKLJHGDS.

he’s kind of a thot & a massive flirt but he’s respectful & never pushy. but if he makes you flustered then he’ll never stop.

he’s a serial dater with a terrible losing streak ‘cause he’s an idiot & knows nothing about anything. he just hops around hoping for something to stick but he’s too airheaded to give anyone what they need & too impatient to actually sit down & listen long enough to find out.

he’s that kind of person who just bursts out laughing at nothing out of nowhere & you’re like “what the hell is wrong with that dude ?” but even he wouldn’t be able to tell you.

he loves to party. & he loves his frat bros even if sports aren’t what he cares about in life. he’s all about brotherhood & just friendship in general.

but he’s also super affectionate & always craving to be cuddled & kissed & wishing someone would play with his hair.

he’s just a very loud clown but he’s not completely open with people. he prefers to just be seen as a clown & nothing else. he has layers but does anyone know about them ? nope !

wanted connections :

exes ( any gender. it’d probably be casual & still friendly since noah has pretty much next to no dating experience except random ones here & there )

hookups / fwbs ( any gender. singular experiences or regular type things )

childhood plots for those who’ve lived in new york & had the funds to go around to staten island maybe ( childhood friends, first kisses / crushes, all that good stuff. maybe some cute summer plots ? )

fraternity bro plots

culinary club & art club people make some noise !

flirtationships that don’t go anywhere

one-sided crushes ( don’t mind who has the feelings ! )

mutual pining but they’re both idiots & have no idea

people he cooks for ( could be anyone just be careful of when he accidentally forgets that the kitchen exists & blows the place up )

maybe someone’s a fan of his baseball playing :smirk:

fellow flirty clowns let’s band together & take on the world

any girls want to flirt with him & make him lose his mind ‘cause he doesn’t know how to operate around them ? yep let’s go

maybe someone who thinks it’s funny to dare noah to do stuff & it just gets more & more extreme until he ends up at the hospital or something JGFDHKLGFD

video game buddies. he streams sometimes so maybe someone who watches him or just people who plays with online !

party pals ( drinking &/or smoking )

tinder date ( it can go well or not )

maybe friends who’ve only interacted online but are just now meeting ?

literally anything you can think of i’m probably down for it

#violet:intro #╰ ⊰ 𝑥𝑖𝑖𝑖. 𝗡𝗢𝗔𝗛 𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗚 ╱ OOC ⊱

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black-footed-ferret · 4 years

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I’m mad at the limited selection of trainers to fight in the Galar Cup (the preliminaries just being your three rivals, I was excited to see what the other gym trainers’ teams shaped up to be and even if the player character, Marnie, and Hop were the only three to get 8 gym badges that doesn’t have to be the case, you fight three gym leaders in a fixed order, and postgame you can’t fight Opal, Allister/Melony in Sword or Bea/Gordie in Shield, and the Gym Challengers don’t Dynamax their Pokemon) but I don’t understand the deal with people mad that there’s no elite four. I think there’s a pretty sound reason not to have them because it fits with the setting, so without changing the plot (I will deal with that in another post)

- You fight a group of Gym Challengers from a randomized pool, a Gym Trainer from each gym makes a cameo (Gym Trainer Leah, Chaka, Sebastian, Lynn, Ian, etc, and this includes from all 10 gym leaders) They all use 5 Pokemon if they really need for them to have only 5 which they’ve been obsessed with since Alola, but I’d prefer for them to have 6

- After a reasonable amount of battles, Bede interrupts you and you battle him. This proceeds exactly the way it does in the game. Maybe the crowd doesn’t... you know what I mean maybe the game doesn’t say “Crowd: Don’t quit!” as if it’s one person. Bede uses a team of 6, and he has his Reuniclus and Gothitelle because I feel bad about him abandoning them.

- Sonia battles you before the second to last battle, she uses her team from when she did her Gym Challenge with Leon (why doesn’t she get to be a trainer you can fight)

- The penultimate battle is Marnie, she uses a team of 6 and Gigantamazes her Grimmsnarl, which maybe could’ve been featured on her team before this fight (Her team really could have used it) and that proceeds exactly the same way.

- Hop uses a team of 6 and Gigantamaxes his Snorlax. This would be a good way to forshadow the Giga Snorlax event by giving it a cameo before you’re able to get one

- The finals of the Galar Cup have the gym leaders randomized. They use teams of 6 and use competitive strategies. They would have two alternate teams to choose from.

- Maybe they could even introduce new gym leaders (and Allister/Bea, Gordie/Melony, and Opal) by saying all current and former gym leaders, minor league or not, have the option to compete in it and a few of them have. I’m picturing a Bug type leader with a Gigantamax Butterfree, an Electric or Poison leader with a Gigantamax Toxtricity, a Psychic leader with a Gigantamax Orbeetle, or a Flying leader with Corviknight

- When you finally battle Leon, he could use Pokemon from a pool of Pokemon with Aegislash, the pokemon strong against your starter, and Charizard being fixed slots of course. He could choose randomly between Dragapult, Hydreigon, or Kommo-o, and his Haxorus slot could be randomly chosen from strong Pokemon like Bisharp and Mamoswine that fit him. His Mr. Rime, Rhyperior, and Seismitoad slot could have plenty of elemental Pokemon to choose from, like Tsareena, Toxapex and Chandelure. Having a pool of Pokemon from which to randomly use could make him an unpredictable threat and possibly one of the hardest champions to date

So that’s how I’d do it, below I’m going to include the teams of the gym leaders I’ve made as a bonus. I plan to make this a mod one day so 👀 maybe this can all be a reality

Milo - (Harvest Team) Gourgeist, Whimsicott, Cherrim, Ferrothorn, Tsareena, Appletun (Gigantamax) (Floral Team) Roserade, Bellossom, Maractus, Vileplume, Eldegoss, Flapple

Nessa - (Fishing Team) Wishiwashi, Milotic, Gyarados, Barraskewda, Lanturn, Kingler (Gigantamax) (Rain/Seaside team) Pelipper, Golisopod, Crawdaunt, Mantine, Barbaracle, Drednaw (Gigantamax)

Kabu - (Mythology Team) Torkoal, Rapidash (Kanto), Darmanitan (Unova), Ninetales, Arcanine, Centiskorch (Gigantamax) (Sunlight Team) Torkoal, Arcanine, Ninetales, Salazzle, Heatmor, Centiskorch (Gigantamax)

Opal - Weezing, Mawile, Togekiss, Clefable, Mr. Mime (Kanto), Alcremie (Gigantamax)

Bede - Reuniclus, Gardevoir, Rapidash, Gothitelle, Primarina, Hatterene (Gigantamax)

Bea - (Pure Fighting type Team) Hitmontop, Conkeldurr, Grapploct, Hitmonchan, Falinks, Hitmonlee, Machamp (Gigantamax) (Varied Fighting type team) Sirfetch’d, Hawlucha, Bewear, Pangoro, Lucario, Machamp (Gigantamax)

Allister - (Status team) Sableye, Drifblim, Shedinja, Cursola, Cofagrigus, Gengar (Gigantamax) (Offense team) Dhelmise, Runerigus, Dusknoir, Polteageist, Golurk, Gengar (Gigantamax)

Gordie - (Sandstorm Team) Gigalith, Crustle, Shuckle, Stonjourner, Tyranitar, Coalossal (Gigantamax) (Alt Team) Stonjourner, Barbaracle, Solrock, Lunatone, Corsola (Hoenn), Coalossal (Gigantamax)

Melony - (Hail Team) Abomasnow, Glalie, Avalugg, Mamoswine, Ninetales (Alola), Lapras (Gigantamax) (Alt Team) Eiscue, Cloyster, Beartic, Froslass, Frosmoth, Lapras (Gigantamax)

Piers - Toxtricity, Skuntank, Scrafty, Malamar, Incineroar, Obstagoon

Marnie - Toxicroak, Sableye, Shiftry, Liepard, Decidueye, Grimmsnarl (Gigantamax)

Raihan - (Sandstorm Team, double battle) Gigalith, Flygon, Excadrill, Kommo-o, Duraludon, Sandaconda (Gigantamax) (General Weather Team) Abomasnow, Pelipper, Tyranitar, Ninetales, Drampa/Turtonator, Duraludon (Gigantamax)

Hop - Dubwool, Pincurchin, Trevenant, Cramorant, Rillaboom/Cinderace/Inteleon, Snorlax (Gigantamax)

Leon - Aegislash, Dragapult/Kommo-o/Hydreigon/Tyranitar/Goodra, Haxorus/Mamoswine/Bisharp, Weavile/Rhyperior/Mr. Rime/Seismitoad/Venusaur/Blastoise/Tsareena/Toxapex/Chandelure, Rillaboom/Cinderace/Inteleon, Charizard (Gigantamax)

Sonia - Boltund, Persian, Pyukumuku, Greedent, Thievul, Meowth/Pikachu/Eevee (Gigantamax)

Bonus: Magnolia - Rillaboom, Cinderace, Inteleon, Venusaur, Blastoise, Corviknight (Gigantamax)

#pokemon sword and shield criticism #pokemon sword and shield drama #pokemon sword and shield discourse #I'm just letting out some thots if you want to blacklist those three tags that's cool #pokemon sword and shield spoilers #pokemon sword and shield #I'm only tagging this as drama and discourse so you don't have to see them if you don't want to be civil pls #I also think a game's shortcomings leaves room to have interesting ideas and implement them in the future #so criticism should have an alternative method of doing it #long post #yes I integrated the starters and yes I integrated variants but in reverse #also Leon's team pool being excessive is on purpose I know it doesn't make sense but he's excessive lol #spoilers so don't read but Marnie and Bede and Opal and Piers only having one team is on purpose #if you have any questions tho message me some of these choices look baffling but I have a reason for all of them lol #A slash in between Pokemon means random choice between btw #Ok so that's all of it I'm sure if I missed something I'll go over it tomorrow #my ideas #what I would do #This means a lot to me btw guys I honestly love sharing my criticism and what I plan to do differently #I spent so long on this

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cherry-slushie-cosplay-blog · 5 years

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Freshman Year Quotes

Ok so I did a list of all the stupid shit I heard in my Freshman year of high school. Enjoy.

(T) - Teacher (AP) - Freshman Assistant Principal

FRESHMAN YEAR ----

"Any weeb brethren, see me after class I want to be friends." *class is totally silent* "*loudly* I have a seven inch penis." "I'm a farmer bitch I will throw my crops at you." "You can teach tiny cil- chilr- chilud- chiluden, wait what?" "I'm telling Jesus!" "Jesus already knows." "(T) Use your 5 sols! Haha, get it? Like soul?" "Bold of you to assume I have any at all." "HE CALLED ME THE N-WORD, HE CALLED- oh shit you're a girl my bad I'm just messing around trying to get someone in trouble. Have a nice weekend!" "Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht...FUCK!" "How do you make an equilateral square?" "I think my back has scoliosis." "I've got a bag of chicken." "Why do you have a bag of chicken?" "Because. Why do you have a bottle with mangos on it?" "This- this is mango-flavored tea!" "AND THIS IS CHICKEN-FLAVORED BAG" "...and some condoms have spermicide which kills off the sperm. Don't ask me how I know all that, Mrs. ********." "Are you from Russian?" "Sit your ADHD-filled ass down." "If we were in hell, do you really think I would be here?" "(T) Yes." (T) "Is stupid written on your forehead?" "I don't know, is it written on yours?" "His forehead's big enough for it." "That looks like an orgy pile over there." "Why do you guys always sit behind me?" "If we want to kill you, you won't see it coming." "Is this what Julius Caesar felt like?" "You're so tiny! You look like a doll!" "And you look like a cock-riding motherfucker." " Technically, time is a construct." "Technically, none of this matters and we're all gonna die soon." "Will you two shut up please?" (T) "My 2019 has been completed, I made a student cry." (This was January 10th btw) (T) "As long as you do your best and turn that in, you'll be fine." "What if my best sucks and I get a bad grade?" "Ok that was good I'm gonna give you that." "I'm gonna put on black lipstick and go to sleep." *Aggressively singing Dream Daddy For Me* "What's that?" "A grapefruit." "Bitch that ain't a grape." "No, grapeFRUIT." "It looks like you put Kool Aid in an orange." "Dude it's called a grapefruit." "No, fuck you and your Kool Aid orange." "I ate a mouse dongle." "Why the fuck would you do that?" "I don't know, I just did." "Racism is my bitch. I bend racism over and take it from behind." "A function is an input and a function...oh wait hold on I messed up- stop laughing at me I got this." "James Charles did one of Bob Ross's tutorials on his forehead." "So he has a big forehead-" "Shut the hell up ***** no one cares." "The answer was D! D as in 'Dinosaur chicken nuggets'!" (T) "What are the first ten amendments?" "I know the ten COMMANDments." "No one cares, we're not in Christian school." "YES WE ARE HAIL MARY" (T) "Do your work or the Lord may strike you." *this was at the religious girl from the previous quote* "What time is it?" "It's fuckin uhhhhh noon o 5." "Noon o 5?" "I forgot the word twelve." "I SEE HEADLIGHTS" "Hm?" "Headlights is nipples." "If this is a test I'm gonna throw myself out the window. I was about to go to the hospital this weekend and I'm still gonna make it happen." "I won't T-Pose for dominance but I will screech and make your eardrums bleed." "Does anyone remember Llamas With Hats?" 4 people: "caAAARRLLLLL" "Pagans terrify me." "Why?" "Every pagan I know of is a furry." "sKeDaDdLe SkAdOoDlE yOuR dIcK iS nOw A nOoDlE" "NO NOT IN MATH CLASS" "Doodlebops." "shUT THE FUCK UP" "I watched that yesterday, I have it on DVD." "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE DOODLEBOPS ON DVD" (T) *random Chewbacca noise* "My brain is smaller than my dick." "If you feel stupid, you should." "What about King Solomon?" (T) "What has Solomon ever done for America?" "What have YOU ever done for America?" "Nothing should be in your mouth unless it's a banana." "What type of banana?" "A yellow one, duh." *laughter* "Or a green one, whichever you like more." (T) "For the people who I'm signing these for: are you going to the farm-" "YES WE FINNA BE COWBOYS" (T) "What y'all playing over there?" "Chess." (T) "I hope you lose." (T) "If you're stupid, it's your fault." (T) "Let's go guys!" "hoLD ON I'M SAVING MY POKEMON GAME" "There's people taking pictures down there - should I pour Monster on them?" "When you gave me my pencil I was like 'I like Zoe, she's nice' in my brain and then my brain somehow connected that to 'You tryna smash?' and another part of my brain said 'No, stop, she'd cut your dick off'." "That's the strangest intrusive thought I've ever heard from a friend." "How many of y'all think I'm gay?" *about 6 people raise their hands* "Ok then." "May I please go to the bathroom?" (T) "You just have to get out of here at any chance you get, don't you?" "I'm serious, I'm really hungry, does anyone have any food?" "I have lotion." "Fuck you." (T) "OH MY GOD SHE HAS TAP SHOES CAN YOU DANCE???" "...no" (T) "YOU STILL LOOK GOOD" *watching Sorcerer's Stone* "Who's at the window?" *ta-da it's Malfoy* "Oh it's a blonde-headed lesbian." "Shit fuck goddammit bitch pussy fucking Jesus Christ." "I have ibuprofen, you know." "Nah, I'm good." "I'm a lil loli short and flat~ My head is for pat- wait fuck what was it" "Hello~ my fuCKING HIP OW" "Are you ok?" "I popped my hip...Hello, my name is Elder Price~" (T) "Here, it's legal to marry your 2nd cousin twice removed." "I'm doing it." (T) "******** no-" "Fuck (insert name of school district), man. On my mom." "I wanna fucking die I hate this class." "No. I look like Jesus, I'm telling you no. Therefore, Jesus says no and you're not allowed to die." (T) "How else could we have solved this?" "With a calculator." "Did Diego steal his money from Dora?" (T) "I don't know, moving on." "All y'all talking about how your souls are dark black, mine is baby blue. It's brighter than your hair." "uwu my stomach hurts" "I'm serious I'm not on my phone." (T) "Oh really?" "I swear to GOD she wasn't!" (T) "Oooooohhh" "Holy shit Zoe you're gonna send **** to hell." "You were staring at me for like 20 seconds before calling on me!" (T) "No, my glass eye was staring at you. My real eye was over there seeing that stuff, and over here I didn't see sHIT." "I heard there's G-Spots in your ass, why don't you shove it up there and have some fun." "How about no?" "Suit yourself." "I don't like raw fish — it makes me sad." "100 senators!! Come ON, Sen - a - tors!" "Shut up go stick your head in a dick." "I want that Mormon Milk." "I'm begging you to stop talking." "I'm salivating for that salvation." "Shut the fuck up."

BONUS: SCHOOL'S POWER OUT

"My god that sun is brighter than Kirishima's smile." "Zoe is turning into Trina." "I'm breaking down~" "Come over here anyone who wants to take 'Golden-Hour Mental Breakdown' selfies and/or get Pocky." "Anyone who refuses to let their anxious child come home will be personally smacked by me with Zoe's copy of 'Half-Blood Prince'."

NORMAL SCHOOL

"Stab me in the ovary or whatever you said." "CORRODED ARTERY YOU ARE MALE" "Same difference." "Perfect boy lookin-ass- no homo." "What the fuck" "People think that Sherlock Holmes isn't real because he was written in a book. God was too but you don't see people denying HE exists, do you?" "Ok do a burpee." *burps loudly* "No a- you're a fucking idiot." "Heyyyyy Zoe, can we- holy shit is that Pornhub?" "How do you make a baby crawl in a circle?" "I don't fucking know." "Ok...do you know how to make one stop?" "When did you get here!?" "Couple minutes ago." "???" "I'm quiet and people generally don't notice I'm here." "...do you need a hug?" (T) "What'd you do this weekend?" "Some sewing." (T) "What'd you sew?" "Robes…" (T) "For what?" "*increasingly embarrassed* A costume." "From what?" "*very red by now* Harry Potter…" "Which character?" "*wanting to crawl into a hole* Draco Malfoy…" "*polite clapping from entire class*" (T) "He's on the road to alcoholism." "I'm doing a 21-Day challenge of not talking, if I do - punch me." (T) "Oooohhh this is gonna be fun." *knock at door* (T) "*presses face against door window* What's the password?" "bitCH GIVE ME BACK MY CAPRI-SUN" "It's not Capri-S-" "IT'S BOOTLEG CAPRI-SUN GIVE IT BACK" "Holy shit you turned the Jesus-freak gay." "What happens if you don't deletus the fetus?" "Then the abortion isn't completus." (T) Can you see where I'm going?" "To hell." "Oh look, a wasp." "KILL THAT SHIT" "Oh man I can't hear my eardrums." "How the fuck would you hear your eardrums?" "That's the POINT." "I like a p p l e s ~I like 'em big and juicy-" (T) "NO." "Everyone raise your hand if you want Mr. **** out of the room." *80% raises their hands* (T) "Even you?" "What do you mean 'even me'!?!?" "******? ******!!" "What?" "If I ask you a question will you be a douche?" "Probably." "Understandable." "What the hell am I reading?" "Words." "Mr. **** do you like donkey ducks?" (T) "I'm not even going to answer you." "I'm scared of homophobes." "Homophobophobia." "If gay is a slur does that mean that African American is a slur?" "Who has my mcfreaking phone? WHOMST HAS MY PHONE" (T) "Ooh free charger! *wraps cord around neck like a scarf*" "Whee whee mone me jam apple laff-yeti" "If someone is being homophobic, give them dyslexia." "Troom Troom life hack: if someone is harassing you — eat them." "Troom Troom banana hack: if someone is harassing you — shove a banana up their ass." (T) "Take that hat off." "I'm a gangsta." "I'm never gonna use this shit. Do you think I'm gonna go to McDonald's and say something like, I don't know, 'Oh riddle me dubious'? NO." "I'm gonna meticulate you until you get dyslexia." "What the fuck does that even mean?" "I'm gonna meticulate your rectum." "Please stop." (T) "See that girl? She likes bad boys." (T) "Ask her, she has tape." "What the hell has made you think I have tape?!?" "I don't care if you have 106% in this class, you can kiss my fat ass!" "No, PICasso." "I like Costco-" "No." "Holy shit *points at red train in movie watched in class* it's the Hogwarts Express." "Stop it." "Choo choo bitch we goin' to magic school." (T) "Guys Mr. ***** is in here, quick make it look like you're doing math." "3 + 7 = 9!!!" "Are you serious?" "MOVE IT, MUNCHKINS!" *shoves us apart and runs off* "Excuse-moi, I'm gonna beat her ass." "Oh my god someone's weave is on the floor." "Only at (insert school name here)." "THERE'S MORE THEY THREW IT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW" "*handing out books* Take this dick, *throws book on student's desk next to me* and here you go. *places book gently on my desk*" "waIT TAKE THAT BACK I WANT A 'HERE YOU GO' WTF" (T) "-and so the corn salsa would be 20...thaaaat's not one of the answers oh no." "You fucking whore, happy birthday." (T) "How do you know you are college and career ready?" "Because Jesus loves me." "Last time I shit my pants was in middle school." "rePEAT THAT?" "I'm gonna show up tomorrow with AIDS." "Did you just say you'd show up with AIDS?" "Yeah." "Why??" "Cause HE put his spit on me." "I'm borrowing your chair. To sleep." "I'm straight as a line." "Oh? *makes loop-de-loops in the air* You mean THIS line?" (T) "I will decimate you. I will wipe your name from the earth." "Is the government making us take this test?" (T) "No, the district is making us take it." "Well the district can suck my ass." *calling every white person in a certain scene of Ernest Green a toothpick* "Is it just me or does ******** seem like he'd end up having a job at Chuck and Dale's?" "GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE I WANNA WATCH MERLIN" (T) "You boys don't know how to chop down a tree, do you? You wouldn't be able to do that." "Yes I would, I do it in Minecraft all the time!" (T) "Ok, remember to put your name on your paper." "No. I have no name. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Voldemordita." "Stop it." "Shut up, both y'all gay, always smackin' each other's asses in class." (T) "Easy, Luigi, we're not watching a movie." (This was a sub for Civics class and he had just walked in 2 minutes prior. The student's name was not Luigi) "Hold on I'm gonna be Oprah: YOU GET A CALCULATOR, YOU GET A CALCULATOR!" "Y'know ***** still needs one." "F R I C K" *girl walks into a desk* "There's a desk there ****." "I KNOW fuck OFF" "I feel like we need to warn her about everything when she walks." "Watch out for life, ****." "Can we do it on paper?" (T) "No, this is not Burger King." *leaving the room* "Remember, cocaine is not your friend. I'll kick your ass." (T) "Wow! It's Good Friday, and you're talking about your baptism and stuff like that, and you said 'oh my fricking god'? For shame." (T) "I'm on a lot of drugs and alcohol right now and I can't feel anything." "Oh my GOD USE A YARDSTICK" "No." "MR. ******** I'M GONNA HURT HER" "Gonna stab her with the yardstick?" "I need bail money." "I need money PERIOD." "DRAW. A STRAIGHT. L I N E." "NO, FUCK YOU" "You know you're gay when it takes you 3 tries to draw a straight line." "DON'T TAKE MY JOKE" "You definitely know you're gay if it still isn't straight after 3 tries." (T) "What would you do if someone came into your neighborhood?" "Who's neighborhood? Mr. Rodger's?" "I have 15 pets." "I have 13 siblings, does that count?" "No but it does mean that your parents need to learn how to use a fucking condom." "Hi my name is J. Michael Tater Tot welcome to the Dairy Dome." "Dyslexia? I thought you said...cannibalistic tendencies." "What?" "I couldn't think of anything that rhymed." "You need to flex seal your anus closed." "If you don't fucking shut up I will shave off your eyebrows using my toenail as a razor you cunt." "Sippy Cup looks depressed." "Sippy Cup, you going through some shit?" "Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss, huh? You got a boyfriend-" "Yep." "I bet he doesn't kiss ya!" "Haha nope." "Ew I look like Casper." (T) "...and we're going to write a paragraph." "Oh you're FUNNY." "I think I'm switch. Like, I'm good with being sub, but I'd like to dominate my bitch too. Like F.B.I get on the ground open your legs." "Ms. ******* that's really bright-" (T) "YOU'RE bright." Video: *talking about how important this song is to them* (T) "I don't care stop talking." "I peed on the desk again." "Key word: AGAIN???" "You should send ****** and I to get them." "That is a HORRIBLE idea." "What do you mean it's a horrible idea? You don't know me!" "What do you mean 'I don't know you?' We have gone to school together for almost 4 years." (T) "Look, I know you're obsessed with me, GET TO WORK." "He's harassing me." "You harassed me first. It's not harassment if you do it in self-defense." "You can have the benefit of my middle finger." "It's the progression of the climb of the rocket." (T) "Oh my GOOODDDD JUST SAY IT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING" "Fine. The speed." (T) "ExACTLY." "Oh look a firetruck's outside." "Whee whoo whee whoo- oh my god you're serious. Oh god it's (crappy fire department) jesus christ." "I think we need to potty train our classmates again." "AGAIN???" "Well, yeah. They're supposed to be." "'Supposed to' and 'are' are two different things." "Mr. **** can I put mascara on you?" (T) "No." "Whyyyyy?" (T) "Do I look like a Barbie doll?" (T) "Mascara girl is the one who's talking." "You act like I don't have a name!!!" "Do you?" "What the hell are you doing?" "It makes your eyelashes look nicer." "Yeah; easy, breezy, beautiful: Covergirl. Get with the program." "James Charles is QUAKING." "Sister shook." "Give me my paper." "Bitch I'm gluing my fingers together, I didn't fucking take it." "Do you have a charger?" "No, but I have a notebook full of English notes." "I don't have any round characters, all of mine are gay and sad."

BONUS 2: BIRTHDAY

"I'm sorry I don't have anything for you for your birthday all I have is Reese's and duct tape." "Wait it's your birthday??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO-" "NO STOP SHE DOESN'T WANT THAT" "Thank you." "You're welcome." (T) "Pay attention my dudes." *collective groaning from entire class* "*asking for tampons*" (T) "*holding a marker* I can throw another red one at you." "I don't get it. *sudden realization*" (T) "***** pick your jaw up off the floor, I was joking." "I'm tired of the word 'domain'." "Oh yeahhhh me too, cause we hear it a lot in physics now." "Domain, domain, domain; I hate it." "I'm in a domain of hating myself." "I'm joking, I love you." "I'm not joking, but I love you too anyways." "**** don't lose your Crocs again." (T) "Get that earbud out of your ear." "No, this is keeping me sane." "Why is my name 'desire'??? I put it as 'pee pee poo poo'!"

NORMAL SCHOOL

"I've finally done a fraction! I flipped it over, turned it around, smacked its ass and had it call me daddy." "PARDON???" "What?" (in Physics talking about electricity) "Ok positive top, negative bottom-" "ME?" "He said you can't learn if you burn but you do learn. You learn fire is hot. Also the sensation of being burned alive as you are consumed by flames." "*shows Thanos smut* Spoilers for Endgame that no one asked for." "Legend has it that if you work at the Dairy Dome, you get free tickets to Domegame." Have a marvelous Monday, a Terrific Tuesday, a Wonderful Wednesday, a...Thesis Thursday. I couldn't think of anything." "You look like a frog." (T) "And you look like a squid." "Someone today said I looked like a drug dealer magician. Would you like *sweeps off hat* MARIJUANA??? Or...*pretends to pull something out of hat* COKE??? Perhaps some *flourishes* *whispers* acid???" "I'm gonna Detroit Smash him to hell." "LGBT, let's get this bread." "My hero academia as in Aizawa can shove my ass up his head- wait hold on" "*talking about Ariel* She's hot but that doesn't excuse the fact that she put her entire species in jeopardy for some dick." (T) "Does anyone not have medicine in their bag that ******* cannot have while I look down at the floor because I dropped my pen?" (T) "*reaches for paper*" "Ah ah **** no swipin'." *in science class* "Nothing's happening but I saw that bitch SPARK and I'm terrified." "I'm basically teacher today, your assignment is to do nothing. YOU get an A." "SHUT UP MOTHERFUCKER I'LL EAT YOUR ANUS THEY DON'T CALL ME RECTUMUS PRIME FOR NOTHING" "EXCUSE ME" "What was the word again?" "David Hasselhoff?" "What, no???" "This is why you shouldn't scratch yourself, here." "*instantly shoves necklace in mouth*" "I wouldn't use that as a chew fidget, I got it off the ground in Louisiana." "*chews even more aggressively*" (T) "Don't mess with me I will throw something at you, I played softball for 14 years." "Really???" (T) "Yeah. I was the captain biatch." "James Charles looks like the dragon from Shrek." "***'s touching my wenis." "Gay fantasies don't really matter." "Yeah, I mean, did you see the way that Tony and Cap looked at each other in Endgame?" "When he was, a young boy, his father, took him to the dark lord, to kill the principalofawizardachool" "He said son when, you grow up, will you b-" "HE SAID WILL YOU, GETSHANKEDINABATHROOM-" "Watch out: I have peanut butter and a knife!" (T) "All you need is at least a 60% to pass the test-" "BOI I GET 40S AND 30S IN YOUR CLASS AND YOU KNOW IT" (T) "So you used to go to (other school name)?" "Yeah. But people growling and barking at me was a little much." (T) "Were they furries?" "Dude, tornadoes in Kansas are no joke." "But you go to Oz." "THERE AIN'T NO YELLOW BRICK ROAD AFTER A TORNADO" "Uh, yeah! Yellow brick road to HEAVEN." "Toto isn't god” "You awakened something you didn't want to awaken." "Is it god??? Is it Totoro? Remember to pay your taxes or Hong Kong will come eat you." "Today's weather is cloudy with a chance of rectal prolapse." (T) "Who's at the door?" "It's ***." (T) "Who's ***?" "***. Your student." (T) "*opens door* Who are you?" "I'm nobody." "Who is commander in chief of the military? My p e n i s" "Are those grandma shoes??? Can I e a t them???" "She sounds like a fetus screaming for extra guac at Chik-Fil-A." "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN" "*singing the Boku No Pico theme off-key in a loli voice*" "I will hit you." "I'd feel bad for you but you have a 69% and that causes you to get a D and I can't look that over." "Do you ever wonder where babies come from? Cause I don't. All you have to do is pee into a lady's Digornio." "rePEAT THAT??" "Don't forget to degrade your dog." "Imagine a world: where you have 2 fetuses hanging from your eyebrow."

BONUS 3: GIANT, END-OF-THE-YEAR CIVICS TEST

"Why the fuck is Christmas a national holiday???" (T) "Ok, the president during WWII was...Roose-" "-A PARKS" (T) "Are you even paying attention?" (T) "What happened on September 11th, 2001?" "9/11!" (T) "We're gonna need you to be a little more specific, buddy." (T) "What's a state that borders Canada?" "I deadass was about to say Arizona, I need sleep." "WHAT is your name?" "*****." "WHAT is your quest?" "To clap the best pussy out there." "*through laughter* What is your favorite color?" "The color of the next pussy I'm gonna crunch." "I got a Voltage from the ROTC room, and I dropped it and someone said 'OOH', picked it up and yeeted with it." "WHAT THE FUCK I'D SHIT ON THEIR HOUSE" "Can we play a song after our presentation?" (T) "As long as it's not like 20 minutes like an Allman Brothers song." "Huh?" (T) "You know how when you have an acid trip, people tell you to listen to the Allman Brothers?" "..." (T) "I'm old." (T) "If this eye starts drooping, there was something in the brownie." (T) "*teaching us Piccolo Mini*" "You just made me feel dyslexic." "YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW THE TEA??? I'M THE REAL HOE" *applause from class* "BITCH WE BEEN KNEW" "*unintelligible*" (T) "What?" "*still unintelligible*" (T) "I still didn't hear you." "You talk like your handwriting." "I WILL THROW THIS CROC AT YOU" "I will literally pay a dollar for one." "I will literally eat these." "Petunia is not a phone." "Electronic device, then." "She's not an electronic device, I gave birth to her." (T) "**** that's the whitest you've ever sounded." "My dingaling is messed up." "Mine too." (T) "Ok so say you wanted aides-" "I DON'T WANT AIDS WHAT THE HELL" (T) "IN THE CLASSROOM. CLASSROOM AIDES. HELPERS. "Can we talk while doing this?" (T) "No, this isn't Burger King." "What is your obsession with Burger King????" "HE'S SPRAYING IT DOWN. HE'S SPRAYING IT DOWN. HE'S PUTTING THE WHITE NECTAR ON THE RAMEN SINK" "Have you ever seen a 14 year old looking badass?" "Have you ever seen a beaver chomping down on a carrot? Cause I wanna see that." "I don't wanna go to Papa Louie's Arcade, Papa Louie can pop a cap in your ass." "Micheal does a Thanos Snap in season 14." "Cas, I don't feel so good." "NO" "Your Crocs are in sport mode." "My cock is hard." "THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID" "It's ok lil diglett I'm gonna evolve you." (T) "Stop it." "I'm gonna evolve you it's fine, you're weak but you're gonna get better. *throws stress ball at teacher*" (T) "******* looks like Ted Bundy" (T) "He's falling asleep. Hey, ****, are you sad you can't have an abortion?" "What???" (T) "If you don't like high school relationships, who's that guy you keep making out with in the hallway?" "*pointing at random places on the map in the civics classroom, threatening to deport each other to random places*" "You're jiggling my titties." "*half the class is singing I Write Sins Not Tragedies*" "I love you!" "Shut it, I'm doing a presentation." "I love you!!" "Stop." "I love you!!!" "God damnit, *******, I'm gonna hit you." (T) "If you drop any f-bombs during the presentation, I'm gonna kill you." "Bottom, take the apple." "I'm not black, I'm O.J." "Balls. That was the word." "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET 'BALLS' FROM 'THE BUCKS ARE WINNING THE FINALS'??" "Who's this? Tom? No I don't wanna streak with you. Stranger danger." "Why is it called Field Day if it's only 2 periods?" (AP) "I- That's actually a good question." "ALRIGHT THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO-" "*gets literally kissing distance from him* *salutes* Yes sir?" "We're playing cornhole." "Stop laughing, how is cornhole inappropriate?" "Mr. **** this is the type of yardstick that could take your kneecaps. Do you want me to take yours?" (T) "I'd like to see you try." "Is that Ratatouille?" "Ratatouille isn't the rat. That's Remy, you insolent fuck." "I'm gonna call you the 'G' word." "What's the 'G' word?" "Jew." "That's…porny." "...send it to me." "Where you going?" "To hell." "WHY" "*shrugs* Seems fun." "You see, this is why I need to work with you. I'm your insurance."

BONUS 4: FIELD DAY

(T) "Are you part 1 or part 2?" "Uh…" (T) "Top line or bottom line?" "Bottom- no, top- uhhhhh…" "He looks like a top." "I still don't understand why we fucking dropped Bohemian Rhapsody for a song from fucking T W I L I G H T." (T) "*throws a marker at the Assistant Principal*" *various cheers and "OHHHHHH"s from the class* (AP) "Are you actually serious." Not a quote but in the 2nd to last week of school, we spent almost the entirety of 4th period Algebra (including the teacher — he started it) throwing dry-erase markers at each other and didn't even stop when the AP (seen above) came in. (T) "*walks through the middle of the room*" "FIRE" *8 people pelt markers at him* "Wait you guys realize he's gonna throw all of those back, right?" "I have a D I'm hanging on the edge my dudes." "I did a math? I did a math!!!" "You did meth?" "YES!!!" "*gets head shoved out of window* OW! FUCK, ****** MY TIT" "You exude strong Kenny energy." "Why?" "Cause you die a lot? Cause your heart was replaced with a baked potato? Cause your family's poor?" "*laughing so hard we can't breathe*" "*leaves the cafeteria to calm down from laughing too hard*" "I'm having elementary school flashbacks." "Shut your social justice warrior ass up." "You ok?" "I stabbed myself." "Sorry, only girls get it. Also, this is my last customer today." "Hold on, if it's only girls, why does HE get it?" "Hi." "OH SHIT YOU'RE A GIRL MY BAD"

NORMAL SCHOOL

“Did I just witness a drug deal?” "Why do you look like a dad?" "I need some weed in my system again, I'm fucking drained." "There's a fucking big-ass run in my tights — I'm gonna eat my own ass and then some." "Hi I'm ***** and Mr. **** can suck my 13 inch dong. My Long John Silver." "This ignorant pickle of a person can die." "This cashew of a long dong. Cashews look like telephones." "A shirt says Mr. **** can suck my magnum horse, my stallion." "His mom should've fucking swallowed." "Spit his ass in a Dixie cup." "I will tattoo my eyes shut." "I'm talking about this mongoose man that's called Mr. ****." "Can you speak some Spanish?" "Hola, como estas, sugma." "Sugma?" "Suck my fuckin' balls lmao" "It's your sugar daddy. *shows picture of Andrew Jackson*" "It's Mr. **** as a woman." "That's fucking Christopher Columbus." "*howling laughter*" "I was just thinking 'have it stop raining so that I don't have to walk in it', but then I remembered I have work today so it should keep pouring. The more the sky cries, the less I cry. Unless I'm on drive." "Excuse me sir, *raises leg* my penis has fallen off." "I pray you get AIDS." (T) "Please throw away your sheet music, it's illegal to copy sheet music and I don't wanna go to jail." "*loud smack* I am so sorry, I didn't mean it to be that loud! Come here baby boy, let me give you the sweet taste of my mother milk." "It's not mother anymore, it's daddy now." "Dude what if you were born with a set of words that if said, would implode your testicles." "Bomb go boom, Mormons go extinct." "MR. **** YOU TOOK OUR NOODS" "DON'T TAKE THE NOODS" "NOT THE NOODS!!!" "****, I thought you were Catholic." "The pencil's black." "Like my ass-cheeks." "Someone stole it!!!!" "Like ****'s virginity."

BONUS 5: WATCHING INSIDIOUS (FOR SOME FUCKING REASON)

*kid falls off ladder* *various banshee screeches from students* "They're kissing AGAIN. This movie is NOT appropriate." "I'm hearding weeeesssst~ I don't know what to dooooo~ " That's not how you make a superpowered baby. You kill the mother and put her on the ceiling." "Wait, pause. What the hell?" "F.B.I, open up." "IT'S DALTON." "PUT A CHAIR ON THE DAMN DOOR" "HOW WOULD A CHAIR WORK AGAINST THE DEMON" "He's in a deep sleep. Wake him up with true love's kiss." "It's a pedo-demon! Everyone run!" "He's cheating on her." "What if this was linked to Supernatural?" "Ooh she's echoing now." "My legs are shaking bruh." "Is that blood on the window?" "No, it's a tree." "SMACK THE CHILD"

NORMAL SCHOOL

"I figured out why I'm so quiet today." "Oh, really?" "Yeah, *shows trembling hands* I'm on vibrate." "I can't wait to go to church."

BONUS 6: LAST DAY OF SCHOOL

"The first thing I ate when I came to this country, it was in the airport and it was Doritos." (T) "They gave me the shortest teachers' gown they had. I have a baby gown." "That isn't a happy little bush." "IT'S. TREE." "Hello ladies, *winks* *blows kiss*" "I'm GAY." *I Will Survive playing really loudly* "******* you're not in our friend group so get the FUCK OUT." "Now I can swear! FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR KNEECAPS" "Oh shit it's an end of the year fight!" Four kids got into a fight at the same time and one got tazed."

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So I'm going to make a list of weird things that could happen in sword and shield- read, COULD, not will, not want, but COULD- simply because of the times.

Limited voice acting: so I've been replaying pokemon games lately and Pokemon X and Y have a couple of voiceless cutscenes and an ending credit song with lyrics but... no singing to the lyrics? So would it really be out of place for major cutscenes to have voice acting, or the occasional "Okay/ Woah!/ Later!" Type sound bits? For anyone worrying too much of poor quality voice work like the anime, remember that Origins and Generations had proportionally better VA's and acting than the main series, so they aren't set in stone with the same actors. I only say this could happen because Zelda, Mario, and other series have delved into bits and full lines, so I wouldn't doubt it happening.

Difficulties- because let's face it, we've been bitching for it forever, myself included. A big system seller and debut generation trying to appeal to veterans and casual fans alike would be a good spot to use it.

A fast forward button and skip cutscene option: we delved a little into this with Let's Go, but I could see SwSh taking a page from Persona 5 and letting you fast forward through dialogue if you wanted.

Fast forward and auto battle: JRPG's have adapted this as of late to make grinding or traversing dungeons a bit more bearable, and I could see GF taking something similar. Not that you really have to grind much these days, but still it would be nice to just press Start while I'm busy with something so that Swellow can just Aerial Ace a for to death and I don't lose time for it.

Item synthesis: very outlandish, but simple, mix some berries together to get drinks or recovery items using a special key item kit, or forge items using materials you've found (nugget plus nugget= BIG NUGGET). If armor evolution becomes a thing, this might be relevant. Also this mechanic would explain the huge backpacks- how else do you carry a mini forge? You might be able to forge apricorn balls, or even a master ball with the correct items.

Random weather: I think black and white 2 were the last games to have it but its simple: normal day, sunny day, or rainy day, maybe even hail if it's cold.

Docked/Handheld forme or evolution mechanic: look if you apparently evolve Inkay while being upside down at a certain level then bet on something similar happening here. Possibly even a branched evolution?

Moon cycles: now this is out there especially considering that pokemon MOON didn't have this, but consider the following: full moons cause stronger pokemon to appear than usual, maybe even influence rare ones to appear more often. I'd wager maybe even affecting formes or evolutions- it is the UK and there's lots of full moon myths associated with it, and quite a few JRPG's and Botw even paid attention to it.

That's about all I can think of at the moment, and although I wouldn't hold my breath for all of these, I'm confident in at least one happening.

#swsh #pokemon swsh

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pichiicake · 2 months

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#pokemon #mienshao #yungoos #furret #linoone #chien pao #Random pokemon generator told me to draw long mons #All hail the random pokemon generator #Art block still haunts me

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asktheasniabases · 3 years

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Introduction post: Hades Base

Hades

The leader of the Cypress Base, Hades is a confident transman who leads with a rather cool head. In his past, he was a very feared individual known as “Hel, ruler of hell” due to his grip on the gang life of the region. He’s done things he’s not proud of and would likely never talk about. A skilled climber and dedicated to his job and training of his partner Drednaw Cerberus– he’s just a supportive dad figure. Has known Russell for many years, as they were partners in crime, and as mentioned, is a sort of father figure to Lethe. Persephone and Thanatos

Persephone Operator of Hades' base, and later on his lover. She's a gentle and doting operator with medical experience that is on par with the Joy family. Prior to becoming an operator, she was a therapist that specialized in ranger work. Unless something absolutely threatens your life, your secrets are likely safest with her. Thanatos The mechanic of Hades base, he does his job diligently even the parts no one likes and it takes a lot to get him to stop. Tired most of the time. Odette

A bright, patient, and big hearted young woman from the Hoenn region, working as a pokemon ranger--her mind is sharp, but she can be a little more oblivious than she’d like to admit when it comes to directions, which often gets her lost and has made her a constant trouble magnet. Isn’t very much a romantic despite appearances, but has garnered the attention of many because of her prim and demure appearance and kind personality. Rarely goes a day without someone trying to get a date out of her. Clumsy with her hands but light on her feet—took many years of ballet and fighting classes on her parents suggestion, is very fit despite her size. Was raised by a family of well known doctors and surgeons, the most notable being her father. Has a Swanna, Vee. Pomona

A cryptic person from the deserts of Unova, often scares people because of her gangly appearance, how she walks without making noise, and her plague doctor mask. Has an affinity for puns and also cultivating her image as a Local Cryptid in her spare time. Has a bit of a tragic backstory, but the important takeaways from that is that she has a hatred of doctors, the smell of hospitals, and herself. She works through her self-loathing over the course of her story, but for 97% of the story, wouldn't be caught dead with her skin showing, as a good majority of her skin below her neck is covered in scars. Self-conscious about her appearance to a fault, no matter the weather, she will always be seen with her plague doctor mask, long sleeves, and gloves. Little bit of a goofball, gets nervous easily. Has a slow burn crush on Odette. Is often caught stuffing nice smelling things in her beak. Has ageusia and nerve damage in most parts of her body below her neck, but especially her hands, so she drops things often. Has a Spritzee, Maggi! Athena

Quiet and shy, most people think Athena is either innocent/naive or coldhearted, but she sees and hears a lot more than they give her credit for. Once they get to know her, most people are surprised to find out that she has a wicked sense of humor, and loves to make puns. She has talent for stealth and moving silently, which is surprising considering her height, and often seems to just appear somewhere (usually startling someone). In general, she is calm, level headed, and takes almost everything in stride, but she has an undercurrent of anxiety behind her poker face. Between this and being a lonely child, she has read a lot of books and picked up an array of various skills. Some of these are useful (first aid skills, lock picking), some of them aren't (encyclopedic knowledge of regional myths, random facts). She is fiercely loyal to Pokemon (especially her partner) and the small handful of individuals that have gotten past her many masks. Her partner Pokemon is an Absol named Tyche, who befriended her when she was fairly young. Lethe (Apprentice)

The least energetic of the apprentices, Lethe is a troubled but soft hearted boy who didn’t intend to become a Ranger at all–he was living by himself with no income for years, on account of having no parents to speak of (abandonment issues ahoy)–his recommendation to the academy was a complete accident, but the school had free boarding and it gave him a purpose, so he took the opportunity while he had it. While he loves what he does, and has made two good friends out of this, he’s struggling to come to terms with his issues and struggles to keep up with his peers. He tends to be a trouble magnet, so the plot hammer will not be kind to him umu. He’s a bit indecisive, timid and an easy crier, but he genuinely loves pokemon/people and wants to be of use to everyone somehow. He’s not much of a logistical thinker but he’s definitely not a pushover physically, which comes in handy–he has no partner pokemon for plot reasons. Robin

Hailing from the Sinnoh region Robin came to Asnia to become a ranger. She’s a very kindhearted person but can be a bit dense when it comes to obvious things, but that doesn’t stop her from jumping over the moon and back to help someone in need. She’s very strong and often trains with one of her partner pokemon, Jesper the bunnelby. (Jesper’s hole digging often causes more chaos then it should)

Cassian:

He’s outgoing, happy go lucky kind of guy! He enjoys listening to others talk, and likely to ask you how your entire day went without interrupting. His jokes tend to be positive and usually uplifting and a lot of people just generally enjoying his company. Light bit of a flirt, but he never continues if any hint of uncomfortableness. He’s very prone to smiling away his troubles. Any hints of sadness detected and asked about, he’ll immediately mask and deflect it in an attempt to keep from talking about it/bring down the mood. Sometimes he bottles it up too bad that those who care about him have to seriously sit him down and ask

#introductions #pokemon ranger #multiple mods #more bases to be added soon !

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rueitae · 6 years

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Season five thoughts after my second and third watch. Only some of which are in order. Feel free to scream into the notes if something strikes you.

Blue Lion ice beam power in perspective. It kinda throws my pokemon type knowledge for a loop. Ice shouldn’t hold up to fire for that long.*brain explodes*

Lol at Lance actually writing notes on his hand. At least I got that implication from Allura’s ‘shame glare’. I want to know what report they let him give in the meeting.

I don’t know what to do with the fact that Lotor was in charge of the prison Sam was in. I'm guessing he knew the Holt connection beforehand since Acxa also seemed to know. but HOW?

Holt siblings upgrading rebel ships and Beezer. I love their mutual love and adoration for each other

Matt, Rolo, Nyma, and Beezer are a great rebel team. I look forward to more of them working together.

Sam must really be a genius if the Galra considered a guy from a backwater planet a scientific asset. That or future Earth is a lot closer to space tech than we thought. Earth IS traveling to Kerberos in two months now.

Matt gets his angst scenes. (That’s what you get for doing the grave fake out) unfortunately Pidge suffers doubly so.

Honestly the range of emotions Pidge goes through in the first two episodes is wildly good stuff. Entertaining and heartbreaking. It’s just so relatable.

Episode two and Lotor proposes to Allura. She doesn’t say no. That just happened. I’m cackling.

I smell diplomat Hunk. 👌

Haggar is an unreliable narrator. But I know there is some truth to take out of that vision. How much? Does Haggar think the rift entity had a hold on Lotor?

So I guess anyone can use a bayard. Nifty.

‘Go loose Pidge’ part two

What like, an epic fight.

Zarkon is not staying dead guys. I’m not fooled. May be a bit before he’s back though. Let Haggar play main villain for a bit. (Rift Entity is totally end game boss)

I feel terrible but I got massive Team Rocket vibes from the Generals at the end of the fight.

Why does Coran have a pet in his intestines?

The wrongness of Acxa, Zethrid, and Ezor working for Haggar physically pains me.

The context of Lance training to work off steam makes me sad and proud at the same time. Looking forward to the future significance of that sword form.

Matt and Sam using the Olkari interface is a scene I needed. I’m so glad Sam helped out while once before he left.

You guys this Voltron mindscape scene killed me. That’s the mystical bond I wanted to see more of. To me it suggests that Shiro’s mind/soul is trapped in the astral plane. Shiro is the only person on the team Lance really hasn’t bonded with. I look forward to next season.

Sendak. I don’t know how he survived being spaced but I’m glad he’s back. Should be delicious when the Paladins meet him again.

Kral Zera? Galra culture? I hunger for more. So does Keith.

Keith using that container strategy with the Blades warms my heart. He will always be a paladin.

If the quartermaster didn’t die I would have loved to see Pidge interrogate him and then bond over color coding. I love how that joke won’t die.

Hunk have I told you lately how much I love your commentary?

Galra timeline! CoOL.

Random thought: is Throk dead? I don’t think he is or did I miss a big scene?

Did anyone else think Keith was gonna light the flame by accident? Cause like, when the explosion happened over the cauldron I’m like ‘hm symbolism?’

Space Atlantis. Did not see that coming but HOW COOL

Sam ships punk. And the return of genius-arguments. I’m living.

I love Sam. But I knew that before the season started. He is exactly what I wanted.

Related, return to Earth all but confirmed. I’m guessing final two seasons.

Bless the videos to families. Also Lance’s sibling names!

Lotor’s Power move at the Kral Zera was so epic. The whole thing was epic.

The full circle with the Holt family made me cry guys.

Kolivan 100% knew he was sending Keith to pick up his own mother.

The Garrison trio with free run of Galra HQ causing havoc with a reprogrammed sentry is my peak comedy trope. The robeast coffin - I died. Their smug faces, fun sentry, how they got the grunts I’m on it... brilliant. Selfies on the Galra throne!!!!!!! All hail emperor Hunk! druid Pidge and druid Lance sodngfioasrhntgoasdfgn

Krolia, hi I love you! Pls don’t die.

The fact that Keith gets his facial expressions from his mother is one of my highlights from this entire season. And there was a lot to love.

Lotor was awfully cute and soft by the end of the season.

‘My base’ Krolia was second in command. She was a sub commander like Thace! (I think, the symbols on her uniform match his i think)

Lotor knows deep down Haggar is Honerva, he just doesn’t want to accept it. Allura doesn’t have the heart to break it to him. Not now.

‘Wait a tic’

So what defines Altean alchemy, exactly? I’m a bit confused.

So Keith wasn’t in the season much but what we did see was perfectly excellent for him.

That weapon. I can’t wait too see what becomes of it.

Basically I could watch ‘Bloodlines’ a million times in a row.

Lotor is one of the most patient people ever. He’s also a nerd and I love him.

Lotor’s Altean marks. Dhvoddhdjv

Altean culture stuff!!!

Coran and Lance duo this season is A+

The Lance and Shiro scenes were all top notch, especially the private ones.

Axca’s done face saved me.

All the Allura and Lotor bonding was really sweet.

The Holt family lip wobble. Reblog if you agree.

Coran’s liberal use of Quiznak, guys.

Lance ended up being a more functional right hand for Shiro than I think most of us were expecting. Keith is still ideal though.

I think Lotor has been as genuine as he can with the Paladins. What he has said has aligned with what we saw of him in season three and four. I suspect what will ultimately put him at odds with Voltron will be method and how far across the line he is willing to go to get that quintessence, but I do believe he genuinely considers them an ally, especially Allura. He’s going to be a solid anti-hero. I’m expecting he will reconcile with his Generals at some point. Acxa gives off this vibe that maybe she’s still attached to him a little. They are with Haggar right now, I feel its only a matter of time before they discover for themselves the circumstances behind what happened to Narti.

#rueitae

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kansas-moth · 5 years

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Pokemon of the Week #1

#039 Ninetales

The Fox Pokemon

Ninetales has long been one of the most popular and well known Pokemon in the entirety of the franchise and is a personal favorite of mine. The beautiful design has left it as one of the most endearing that the series has offered, though unfortunately, its popularity has never really transitioned to its effectiveness in battle.though Ninetales is by no means a terrible Pokemon, it certainly isn't going to win any Best Pokemon Awards anytime soon. Ninetales has relatively mediocre stats, though its nice movepool and nice ability in Drought gives it some utility, but unfortunately it's outclassed in many situations. With the right tools, Ninetales can be an asset to a time, but more often than not, another Pokemon will be capable of doing everything that it can do, but better.

Suggested Set:

Ninetales @ Heat Rock

Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Atk)

IVs: 31/31/31/31/30/31

EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe / 4 Def

Ability: Drought

Moves:

- Fire Blast

- Solar Beam/Dark Pulse

- Nasty Plot

- Hidden Power (Ice)

This set takes full advantage of what Ninetales does best; the sun raises the power of Ninetales' Fire Blast and coupled with Nasty Plot, its mediocre Sp. Attack stat will be raised to threatening levels. Thanks to its decent speed, it'll be able to do some decent damage to opposing Steel-, Bug-, Ice-, and Grass-types. Solar Beam is useful when dealing with Rock- and Water-types, and thanks to Drought, Ninetales will no longer need to wait a turn to charge. However, if this is a concern of yours, Solar Beam can be replaced with Dark Pulse, though the coverage against Rock- and Water-types that would threaten Ninetales will be sorely missed. Hidden Power is used to deal with pesky Ground- and Flying-types that would otherwise plague Ninetales; Pokemon like Gliscor would otherwise be able to wall it with little trouble, though it's weak without a Nasty Plot boost.

The Heat Rock will extend the amount of time that Drought will remain active, giving Ninetales the ability to support its team. However, you can replace the Heat Rock with either a Firium-Z or Grassium-Z for a one time, incredibly strong attack. Firium-Z will turn Fire Blast into an incredibly strong Inferno Overdrive outright KO most things that don't resist it while the Grassium-Z will bypass Solar Beam's need to charge, giving Ninetales a powerful Grass-type option, being useful as a last resort.

Though this set can prove troublesome, it isn't hard to counter, so team support is necessary. Without a Nasty Plot boost, Ninetales is fairly weak and anything with a decent Sp. Defense can wall it, things like Chansey, Blissey, or Porygon2 will make Ninetales' life a living nightmare. Even with a boost, it can easily be walled. While its Speed is nice, it's not great and can easily be outsped and KO'd by faster Pokemon like Garchomp or Choice Scarf Tyrantrum. Ninetales is severely hampered by status, especially Paralysis. Entry hazards pose a major issue for Ninetales as well. All of these issues require ample support from its other team members. Defog and Rapid Spin support is almost required in order to keep entry hazards from cutting Ninetales' time short, status support and entry hazard support from its own team is useful. Spikes and Stealth Rock will make it easier for Ninetales to net KOs. All in all, Ninetales is a decent Pokemon, though it requires loads of team support to do what it needs to do. With the right tools, it'll prove to be an asset.

Alolan Spotlight:

When the seventh generation rolled around, a number of Kanto Pokemon had received special treatment and got a new form. Ninetales was among the many chosen to receive a new form. It quickly became my favorite of these Alolan variants and it's certainly an improvement over the original form, though like the original Ninetales, it has many limitations that hold it back. A nice typing in Ice- and Fairy- gives it plenty of useful resistances against Bug-, Ice-, and Dark- as well as nifty Dragon-type immunity, however its typing also gives it a number of crippling weaknesses. A 4x weakness to Steel-, along with weaknesses to Poison-, Rock-, and ironically, Fire-types makes it difficult to switch in. A shallow, but useful movepool and a nifty ability in Snow Warning gives it some usefulness, but mediocre stats hold it back severely.

Suggested Set:

Ninetales @ Light Clay

Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Atk)

EVs: 248 SpA / 8 HP / 252 Spe

Ability: Snow Warning

Moves:

- Aurora Veil

- Blizzard

- Moonblast

- Dark Pulse/Encore/Hail

Since Ninetales is the only Pokemon with access to both Aurora Veil and Snow Warning, this gives the Pokemon an excellent supporting role. Under hail, Blizzard is perfectly accurate and extremely strong, doing heavy damage to anything that doesn't resist it. Moonblast rounds out Ninetales' great STAB and in the case that the Hail ends, it gives Ninetales a good back up to Blizzard. Dark Pulse rounds out the coverage, being effective against opposing Psychic- and Ghost-types, though it can be replaced with Encore to further enhance its role as a supporting Pokemon, trapping opponents into boosting moves or into useless status moves can prove to be the turning point in your battles, and lastly, Hail can be used to replenish the weather on the battlefield, allowing Aurora Veil to remain useful. The Light Clay will push Aurora Veil to the max.

Though the Alolan Ninetales plays an excellent supporting role, it has a few things that hold it back. While its typing provides it with plenty of offensive options and some nifty resistances, it's proven to be more trouble than worth. Being extremely weak to moves like Bullet Punch isn't great, especially when you consider how common Pokemon like Scizor and Metagross are, two of the best users of the move. Though it has access to Nasty Plot, it often doesn't have the chance to squeeze it into the moveset and because of this, Ninetales' has trouble dealing much damage unless it's under Hail. Mediocre defenses make it easy to KO Ninetales and while it's got a great Speed stat, it's often outsped by common Choice Scarf users like Nihilego, Victini, and Garchomp who can easily OHKO the Pokemon with their super-effective moves. Lastly, it's hampered by status and entry hazards, requiring support from its other teammates. All in all, the Alolan Ninetales can be a very effective Pokemon, perhaps more so than its original counterpart, but it's held back by the same limitations.

What are you thoughts on the Fox Pokemon? What kind of experiences have you had with Ninetales in battle? Tell me your stories in the comments below! Thanks for reading the ramblings of a random moth.

#pokemon #ninetales

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dreamsreblogs · 7 years

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Tagged by: @quatral

Rules: Tag nine people (yeah that’s not happening lol)

Relationship status: What’s a relationship? hahaha *sobbing*

Favorite color: Probably a light desaturated purple right now, but I love a few specific shades of pretty much every color

Pets: Until very recently I had a black cat named Lewis; he was 15 when he passed away unexpectedly. We still have his brother, a grey tabby named Jake - and recently got a white-with-black-spots half-pit puppy named Octavia (Tavi for short).

Wake up: Recently I’ve been getting up around 10:30. I am not, never have been, and probably never WILL be, an early riser.

Cats or dogs: Cats. Absolutely cats. I like dogs, but they’re harder and have so much energy and I have no idea what they’re thinking at any given point in time. I know cats like I know myself.

Coke or Pepsi: Coke. Pepsi has always tasted gross to me *shrug*

Day or Night: Night. The dark is calm and quiet and easier on the eyes. I can walk around and not feel like people are watching me. And I get all my best ideas at night - drawing is easier at night.

Text or call: That depends. Communication is so much easier to me over a call - but texting is so much less stressful if it’s someone I need to be careful around (and not sound like an idiot to). I’d rather text bosses / coworkers / student peers, but call friends and family I guess?

Chapstick or lipstick: Neither. I low-key wish I knew of a lipstick color that wouldn’t look stupid on me, but since I don’t really wear makeup it’d probably stick out no matter what, and I’d feel like a fool experimenting. Especially since it’s expensive. As for chapstick, I wear it when I have to, but for the most part I don’t like the oily feel of it.

City or country: Country. I like the quiet, and the stars at night. The bugs (praying mantises! milipedes! damselfies! lacewings!), the plants, and the freedom to be outside without feeling observed (usually). I could lay mostly naked in a hammock in the windy shade on a hot day if I wanted to! Without having to worry about someone being disgusted by my fat haha

Last book I read: Oh god I’m not sure. I go through like, waves, of wanting to read, and having zero interest in reading. The most recent wave, all I’ve read is fanfics. Before that I went through another dystopia craze, but got peeved off with like 4 different series and never finished any of them. I can’t actually remember what the last book I finished was... the last book I STARTED reading was Steven King’s Insomnia (which, I’ve read before). It was on my desk by my bed and I read the first chapter a few weeks ago.

Last song i listened to: Shostakovich’s Waltz #2 - which sounds incredibly pretentious xD I’ve been putting together playlists for the bot on a discord server, though, and was just listening to random stuff to see what I wanted to add.

Five facts about me:

1. I sometimes have weirdly vivid and comprehensive dreams. Like, to the point where when I tell people about them, they often think I must have consciously added details or plot points after-the-fact. I do often use dreams as inspiration for most of what I write or draw, but when I tell my dreams as-is, they ARE as-is. Honestly, unconscious me is a much better, much more detail focused story teller than I could hope to be while awake. I can’t take the credit. 2. I will absolutely always want to talk about headcanons and OCs for Harry Potter, Starwars, and Pokemon. Those three are my favorite universes- there’s so much leeway to do your own thing, but within interesting context. Talk to me about wand-cores and what your animagus form and patronuses would be. Tell me what race your jedi/padawan is and what color your light saber is and what your ship is like. Tell me all about your pokemon team and how you got into training and what you carry in your pack. I looooveeee themmmmm 3. I live within 4 hours of Canada - but I’ve never been there; the only time I’ve ever been out of the country, I went to Beijing China for two weeks. Also despite having traveled as far as China - I’ve never even been to the ocean. 4. I come across as really weirdly ‘random’ sometimes, but I think it’s mostly due to an incredibly short attention span. If I have a thought, it’s like I HAVE to follow that new thread. I’ll do this thing where, like, for example - my mom might say “Hey look a butterfly!” and I’ll look up and see this little white butterfly - so I’ll say “oh yeah!”... but then immediately my brain is off - that butterfly reminds me of a monarch we named Karma that we saved from a random summer hail storm - which makes me think about hail, which makes me think about bad weather in general, which reminds me of that time we lived in the trailer park and there was a tornado, and I was really afraid of tornadoes as a kid but one day I found a rock with a tornado pattern on it and I let myself believe it was a talisman that would protect me, but isn’t just “Letting yourself believe something” kind of weird? That gets me thinking about beliefs and religion, which gets me thinking about “okay but what sparked the big bang” and “what if that was the launching of our quantum “program” and higher dimensional beings are our “God”? Which just gets me thinking about the 4th dimension in general and trying to understand it. So I ask my mom “Do you ever think about the 4th dimension?”... but from her point of view the entire interaction was “Hey look a butterfly!” “Oh yeah!” *10 second pause* “Do you ever think about the 4th dimension?” I’m sure it seems less weird over the internet- firstly y’all don’t know what else might have drawn my attention to that new thought (did the tv mention it? did I see a post on my dashboard?), and also it’s probably pretty a fairly common thing anyway- but people irl have expressed a lot of confusion over how I flit from one thing to the next like that. I’ve spent a lot of time trying to backtrack and explain how I got from a song on the radio to that time I found a lightening bug in the grass with my peripheral vision when it only had really dim residual glow and hadn’t even flashed and how weird peripheral vision is in general, for example. 5. I get really upset or defensive if I’m feeling like I’m being misunderstood; especially if someone is telling me ‘how I feel’ or ‘what I think’ and I disagree. My point can be entirely irrelevant, but if I can’t get it across, I get really frustrated with myself. I’ll try to rephrase it a million times just desperately trying to be understood, but the more flustered I am, the less good I am with my words - and to the other person it looks like I’m just being bull headed about the point they THINK I’m making and repeating it over and over. If the argument ends and they still think I meant something I didn’t, I get really self-conscious of what they must think of me as a person, and will probably assume they never want to talk to me again and will tell all their friends about how awful I am. Sometimes I’ll apologize, but I can’t erase the mental image of them judging me for something I never even thought when I talk to them, so when I do, I often try to explain AGAIN at that point in time... and usually that gets them upset again. So usually I don’t apologize at all. But I also don’t usually try to go on as if nothing happened either, because I get all wrapped up in myself and become sure they hate me, so I don’t talk to them at all unless they talk to me first, or it’s been long enough for me to forget it happened (eg. at least a year). So... if we get into an argument where I’ve repeated myself a lot and then I stopped talking to you: I’m not ignoring you because I’m mad, I’m assuming you hate me and am afraid to talk to you any more because you might just be tolerating me (someone you hate and wish would stop talking to you) because you’re nice.

Tagging:

idk, @just-to-express-not-impress and @sonicega and @tuftyfluff Pretty sure everyone else I’d like to tag was already tagged by Quatral, or wouldn’t be interested in doing one of these anyway

#long post #about me #tag thing

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