#Alzis' Ramblings

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I love my cubone. (:

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Here's a better picture of the Toedscool, from when I was heading home. Decided to take a break on a park bench.

...At least I'm no longer actively afraid of it. Suppose that's natrual after carrying it around for several hours.

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Introduction.

Hello, hello! My name is Alzis Myers, and I am a naturally born psychic... No, I do not also specialize in psychic type pokemon. Stop asking.

I am a history enthusiast, and while I do work professionally, (you may have heard my name in a few places,) most of my research and findings are independent. Unless it's peer-reviewed, take it with a grain of salt!

However, I primarily made this account not to publish my musings, but as an attempt to socialize! If I come off as off-putting, I truly, truly apologize. It has been a while since I've held proper conversations.

But, enough about me. I'm not a Pokemon trainer, but I have three Pokemon of my own.

Delphi (♀️) - My Absol. The partner I've had longest, and my best friend. She's an older girl now.

Kiran (♂️) - My Cubone. He's still very young and small. I've had him for about a year and a half now.

Atlas (???) - My Sigilyph. It's an Alpha. I am not quite sure about many things regarding it, but it enjoys patrolling my property, I think.

I shall be getting a proper image of them soon!

Hello! This is the OOC part of the introduction >:) I follow from @act11as! Muse is an adult, mod is a minor, don't be weird, etc.

Please note the blanket unreality warning in the description, I do not tag #unreality to avoid flooding the tag, but I do try to tag all non-out of character posts with #pkmn irl in case you need to block things from your dashboard at times! On that same note, OOC posts will be tagged as such, and I will mark them with green text (though often not past the first line, because it can be grating to look at after a while)

All trigger warnings will be tagged as "[word] tw" for the sake of consistency. And if I forget to tag something, please shoot me a dm or an ask!

Additionally: Please note that I am autistic and very chronically ill. I may have to end things earlier than they were planned to be because I just suddenly had a flare-up, and I often misinterpret/forget things, o7 please feel free to remind/correct me if I do!

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Guidelines? I guess?

Literally any kind of pokemon irl blog can interact! Sentient pokemon, eebydeebies, evil teams, whatever. I'm chill with anyone, though the muse may not be, keep this in mind. If you want to do something, send me a dm! I'm more than happy to discuss things ^^

IN CHARACTER anon hate, be it just being an ass, homophobia, transphobia etc. etc. are perfectly fine. Note that I probably wont respond to all, especially if it seems to go a bit too far. (same vein: Feel free to start arguments with him if you want. It's always fun to write him angry <3)

^ Additionally, feel free to harass him for the bit. Just for funsies. I love playing into it if you can't tell!

Alzis is very much a morally grey character. His opinions are not my own, etc. He's also an unreliable narrator! PLEASE question what he says.

Extra:

Pelipper Mail, un-mail, and Malice are always open! Feel free to torment this guy whenever you so please. (links go to the source posts for all 3 lol)

Musharna mail, (sending dreams) and Musharna malice (sending nightmares) are always on! Once again feel free to torment this guy.

Magic anons are usually off, unless I specifically specify otherwise!

Some organizational tags:

#[nickname] the [pokemon] - Most posts about Alzis' pokemon should be tagged like this.

#Inquiries and Comments - Custom ask tag

#Alzis' ramblings - General post tag!

#Pokehistory rants - History rants and rambles!

Additionally, here's his playlist! Don't... mind the 4 different Mind Electrics... bro's going through it.

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Hm...why do you not specialize in Psychic types as well? You would be at something of advantage in regards to training them, would you not? (No judgement, just rather curious) @darkplanetobservatory

I never saw the point in raising psychic types to begin with, in fact I never really aspired to be a trainer in the first place... All the pokemon I have now I met by complete chance.

Also, I have enough psychic energy in my life already. I really do not need to manage something else's along with mine, thank you very much.

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I only have second hand knowledge as they aren't here.

But that's likely a bad egg. They are very dangerous glitch pokemon.

Stay as far away from it as possible as they can carry viruses that could send you into the hospital fast-

'glitch pokemon' you say?... Hmm. I've never heard of such a thing. I'm not sure if it was egg-shaped, I didnt get a very good look at it, and that photo isnt of very good quality (considering I was running away...) it was round up until what I guess was its bottom half? Perhaps..?

Do these Bad Eggs have... skinny little legs? I remember that it had legs.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

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Have you tried having tea with them .)? Of all kinds! Ghosts like if you have tea with them .)

I do not think that she is very friendly.

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I wouldn't know, @pokeglitchden would know as they deal with them often. Glitches I mean.

I'm kinda just assuming the worst considering that could be very dangerous.

Interesting, interesting... i'm not in Hoenn currently however, and that appears to be where glitch pokemon are located, if I read the information on their profile correctly? I'll contact them again if I see... whatever that was again (or at least get a better look at it)

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Unfortunately, I haven't been able to get any work done today. There's been a bit of an obstacle...

[An image is attached. A cubone is snuggled up in the arms of someone wearing a white button-up shirt, gripping part of the shirt in its hands while it sleeps.]

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Hellooo! I'm Echo from @sufficently-analyzed-magic, and I've seen that you're a psychic!! This is very interesting!

So the first question: Define "psychic". Are you telekinetic? Telepathic? Both? Something else?

Oh, hello, hello! Yes, I am in fact a psychic, and thank you!

I'm able to use telekinesis- only on smaller objects for the most part. I assume that with more practice I'd be able to hone these skills, but it gives me migraines to try. I haven't experienced anything having to do with telepathy in specific however.

I also experience... I don't know what I'd call it in specific. Premonitions? Clairvoyance? I'd rather not go too far into detail on this past a general description, however. I apologize (:

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Fuck you! :)

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Excuse you? What a crude, crude insult, firstly. What have I ever done on here to provoke this? I don't believe I've posted anything particularly controversial on here, is this about something personal? My Pokemon? The way I type?

It was quite bold of you to send this off of Anonymous as well, do you truly feel that passionate about your unneeded hatred towards me? If so, I recommend you get some better insults, because this hardly does anything to get under my skin. (:

(And see? I can use sarcastic emoticons too. You're not special, no, no.)

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Sigh. Does anyone here know of any good noise-canceling headphone manufacturers..? As much as I love my dear Kieran, he can be… very, very loud at times. Which is not fun when you are experiencing severe migraines, as you can imagine…

I’d appreciate any help, I’m tired of sifting through different listings and advertisements myself.

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sometimes not having people to talk to isn't very fun. I mean, I just saw Delphi get up and retrieve Kiran's bone club after he dropped it off the side of the bed, and this is the only place where I can tell anyone that it happened! Sigh.

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I’m starting to regret keeping so many books. I’m having to organize them now… oh dear, oh dear.

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...hm. Delphi has been a bit antsy today. Not good, not good at all.

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On occasion, I allow traveling trainers to spend the night with me if they've somehow gotten lost in the woods at an unfortunate time. I might as well after all, no use in having so many spare rooms if nobody's using them...

...Except there's a problem. This place is very, very old, and the 5th story needs heavy renovations. It's practically falling apart, I'm afraid. So I warn anyone visiting to not go to the fifth floor. Simple enough instruction, yes?

Apparently not! As people keep going up, and I always have to catch them and bring them back down before they get injured!

This is to say I now have a new hole in my ceiling. Wonderful, wonderful indeed.