#And ppl out in the boonies

[masked-alien-lesbian]

HLAW Day 3: AU

Hana Lee as the ranch owner's daughter x OC (Raelyn) ranch hand

Inspired by Taylor Swift's song But Daddy, I Love Him

I just learn these people only raise you to cage you...

Now I'm running with my dress unbuttoned

Screaming "But Daddy I love them!"

I'm having their baby

No I'm not, but you should see your faces

I'm telling them to floor it through the fences

No I'm not coming to my senses

I know they're crazy but they're the one I want

Dutiful daughter, all my plans were laid...

Soon enough the elders had convened....

"Stay away from her"

The saboteurs protested too much

Lord knows the words we never heard

Just screeching tires and true love...

I'll tell you something about my good name

Its mine alone to disgrace

I thought I was finished with HLAW 2024 but I heard this song and it was so Hana x Raelyn coded, I just had to make one more edit.

@hanaleeappreciationweek

@sazanes

@lizzybeth1986

[momochimchim]

Just saw videos abt controversies on the artist community and damn... Why ppl gotta shit on everything they see 😞

[hirokiyuu]

the venn diagram of iconoclasts fans and twst fans is two distinct circles but that will not stop me

[15-lizards]

I like to project so that’s why I love to imagine ASOIAF characters as ppl who live in the American South

Texas Oil Mogul Lannisters. They have a residence in the city but their main place of living is on their ridiculously big ranch house next to all their oil rigs. Tywin runs that shit like the navy and no he doesn’t care about the environmental effects. Tyrion does damage control to the press, Jamie the heir would rather be doing literally anything else, and Cersei can’t understand that Tywin doesn’t want her to inherit the business (she has a different PR crisis every month)

Swamp people Greyjoys (Florida edition). They are just so Florida Man coded I’m sorry. They def live in the boonies. Balon sits on the porch all day and bitches instead of doing anything. Asha does all the actual work (fishing, trapping, gator hunting). Aeron is super into the crazy Baptist church down the road. Theon walks around barefoot and drugged out of his mind bc he’s just like that. Euron is the weird uncle that tried to bring home an alligator as a pet. Multiple times.

Swamp people Reeds (Louisiana edition). The better swamp people sorry ab it. They live way down south in a rickety old house on the river and they have about three neighbors within a ten mile radius. Very mysterious and isolated but if anyone is sick Meera will be at your doorstep with all her grandma’s weird remedies to make you feel better (and they always work). Jojen is the kid that the local church thinks needs an exorcism. Howland is the strange neighbor you go to if you want all your problems to go away without question

West Virginia Appalachian Baratheons. A working class family with a mining history. Everyone is too stubborn to move away from their ancestral home. Robert makes and sells moonshine out in the backyard. Renly is the smoothest talking, most charming and popular motherfucker in town. All the old ladies and moms love him. Stannis left to go to college and immediately got rid of his accent when he moved, and he hates going back to visit, even when Shireen begs him. Whenever they visit, Shireen teaches the old neighbors how to read if they never learned :,)

Alabama Tyrells. They have two residences, a McMansion in the suburbs and a big farmhouse in the country (they got rid of their family plantation bc Olenna thought it would be bad publicity). Mace is an old school southern gentleman who everyone likes even if he’s a bit ridiculous. Olenna is THE head of all the socialite women in town. Willas is studying to take over the family business (nobody even really knows what it is, they own like everything in town). Garlan and Loras are both D1 football players who are going straight to the NFL. Margaery is a pageant queen/cheerleader/sorority girl who definitely had a society debut.

South Texas Martells. They have a big ass cattle ranch near the mountains. Doran is a big name in state government, he has billboards up all over the highway for his re-election campaign. Oberyn lives off the family money with no real job and likes to travel out of the country, but does philanthropy every now and then to boost his reputation. Elaria is a hot topic of conversation for all the ladies, because she’s Oberyns middle class mistress who had kids out of wedlock. And the Sand Snakes are definitely all accomplished horseback riders, Oberyn taught them on the ranch himself, to everyone else’s discomfort.

Okay thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[insanityclause]

She's a racist, MAGA-loving lunatic from Chicago-ish (Midwest somewhere -- aren't they all...) who posts under two different accounts (Julie & Annebel), got caught doing so (by responding to one reply to a tweet under the other account, I believe), then tries to claim those who call her out are lying.

Speaking as a Chicagoan, we don't claim her ass and we are a blue state. At least in greater Chicagoland. Once you get out to the sticks and the boonies, another story. But I thought we'd gotten rid of her after Ibiza.

We don't hear Kreeper's cryptic bullshit anymore. Why can't she go away?

Understood. Wasn't trying to imply that ppl from Chicago proper are like Julie, BUT a large chunk of the toxic haters do have that racist/MAGA/anti-vax trifecta, and many are from (probably more rural) Midwestern areas and the South.

Julie, Camokitten, TikTok Ronald McDonald lady, a few others...

[freakurodani]

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Earnest (lol) here, nice to meet you! I'm dropping in to say that soup (hilarious nn) may not be able to respond for a bit, she got called in so they're currently on a ten hour drive to one of their jobs. 🍜 has three jobs, she's insane /lovingly. Well two jobs most of the time and then this one every once in a while and the park is wayyy out in the boonies so service is shit. they'll probably tell you all this later but I didn't want you to be left hanging since they're SUPER time blind lol! I won't see 🍜 for almost a month! 😭 sadness! tragedy! despair! It may be the end of times here. Pretty sure I'm not going to make it. Pretty sure. she doesn't know I'm messaging you HA! I'm even using her account. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* don't worry 🍜 will be totally cool with it since I don't have a tumblr. OH! And shyguy (shyguy loool so accurate) is totally sending asks to you, that little rascal 🦝 aaaaand wooing me is easy. Well not like "easy" in a "i'm easy" way, more like I'm a simple kind of person, not dumb type simple, hell this first impression is shit, but I'm not editing it because then it wouldn't be og me. I def rambled and possibly overshared maybe? Idk I have a word vomit problem sorry 😅

omg... the whole crew... in my inbox... 💕💕💕

earnest... soup... shyguy.... wrow ////u\\\\

Im so sorry you and soup will be separated for so long!!!! And I really appreciate the message letting me know she didnt die or anything!! i will await her return diligently on my widows walk, oh, when will soup come back from the war park. hehehe

sounds like youre a scamp as well!!! hehehe!! but dont worry!! im a rambler too, so i like it when other ppl ramble, it feels more even that way <33

hehe thank you again for the message, earnest 🥰

[ladysophiebeckett]

last year one of my dogs hurt his ear. he has floppy ears and one of them got, like, inflated? and i thought it was a bee sting and it wasn’t. it was a doggy ear hematoma where i guess a blood vessel pops and makes the ear inflate. and i panicked and made my family panic. we tried taking him to the vet but he was all barky everywhere and they gave us drugs and told us to try again later. 

so two weeks later we tried again by drugging him an hour before--and still they wouldnt see him. they didnt even try. he barked once but they still were like ‘hmm no’. even tho we did everything that was asked of us. so i had to carry him into the car, and by then he was very sluggish. and basically drugged my dog for nothing. we were so frustrated and annoyed (and like, yes i do feel like its a discrimination bc he looks part pit a little bit but i dont want go too much into that bc its a whole other thing). 

anyway, i took my drugged dog home and we read that leaving his ear as is was not life threatening. that it would eventually go down but that it would turn into ‘cauliflower’\’elephant ear’. so, a wrinkly ear. and it did just that over the weeks. and bc his ears are black you cant even notice it unless u were to touch them. and he’s healthy, he’s happy, he’s fine. 

two days ago i was on tiktok and a vet showed what the procedure looks like by doing it on an actual dog and it was so traumatizing. i cant believe that i wanted to do that to my dog. i love his elephant ear. i cant imagine putting him under the knife like that.  but like, i saw the whole thing. it was done on like a chihuahua or something. i just...it was horrible. i love my dog and his wrinkly ear and i wouldnt have him any other way. 

[dragmiire]

link: i’m not ready to go into the village yet, could u go ahead and talk to the ppl while i go get more supplies? :( gan: you expect me, an over seven foot tall gerudo man, to go into the village full of flighty, trigger happy hylians and try and get information from them? link: :D gan: 😒 god i hate it here

[ratbastard0]

was genuinely not that worried about this whole situation until i went to walmart this evening and saw there was nothing on the shelves :/

[mushroom-winners-proof]

I grew up in the boonies where it wasn’t quite rural farms everywhere but it was still a good mile or so fork the nearest grocery store and it wasn’t uncommon to see ppl with livestock in their backyard. I can see Ventus sitting in y high schools library on his inch break so he doesn’t have to watch the couple nest to him making out

oh fam we live in the same kinda neighborhood whats good !!!!!! yeah you right with that LMAO

[jayymaad]

If you haven't heard by now, yes they arrested myself & like 30 other ppl yesterday afternoon during the PEACEFUL protest. An Atlanta Police Department deputy police chief  recognized my Military OCP Boonie hat & personally recommended that I leave the area per GA Governor (R) Brian Kemp's order to ARREST any and everybody who was out there protesting. I got released the same night w/o any belongings besides my wallet, I just got my stuff back a few hours ago today. FUCK THIS SYSTEM. PLZ VOTE IN YOUR STATE.

[intcrpol]

A LIST OF MUN INFO.

———  BASICS! ♡

NAME! ♡    Soda

PRONOUNS! ♡   he/him.

ZODIAC SIGN! ♡    taurus

TAKEN OR SINGLE! ♡    i would rather fuss about my cat than relationship drama because nobody fucking communicates these days and I don’t like nor play passive-aggressive games with people.

———  THREE  FACTS! ♡

1! ♡    I have a natural tolerance to anesthesia, which absolutely fucking sucks when I need to get any kind of ‘twilight’ operation done like dental work. I woke up 3 times when they tried to extract my wisdom teeth and they had to stop midway through the process because they were worried about how much juice I was on (spoiler alert: I could barely walk out of the office, so my mom picked me up and I promptly rolled off the car seat and onto the floor). They had to send me to an oral surgeon and put me under just to finish up, which cost way more :/

2! ♡    I was born in a VERY rural farming... area in Korea. The word used to describe it directly translates into ‘smaller than a village’, so it was pretty out in the boonies. Most people from Seoul haven’t even heard of the place when I ask them about it, until I mention the prefecture.

3! ♡    I finally quit smoking and am v. proud of myself.

———  EXPERIENCE! ♡

PLATFORMS USED! ♡   Used to use AIM, Proboards, Livejournal, & Skype- now I just use Tumblr and Discord.

———  MUSE  PREFERENCE! ♡

GENDER! ♡   i rp dudes mostly, I just have never managed to get many people interested in my female muses AT ALL (canon or OC). Some ppl I know it’s their problem, other times I’m really not sure because I put the same amount of care and effort into my portrayals? I don’t wanna seem like a hypocrite, but if nobody’s interested, I can only howl into the void with my headcanons and meta for so long.

LEAST FAVOURITE FACE(S)! ♡    I kinda don’t like when ppl use specific races as a stand in for a purely fantasy race? For awhile in Dragon Age’s RPC I saw a lot of people using real Asian FCs, but ONLY FOR ELVES and I was like “WHA...???”

MULTI OR SINGLE! ♡    I honestly should just make a multi, but... idk, I just have never been good at organizing a multi before. I don’t think Tumblr lends itself well to multis.

———  FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡

FLUFF:    I like it, but I can get sick of it if it’s the ONLY dynamic going on.

ANGST:    My bread and butter, but I don’t like angst that serves zero purpose.

SMUT:    I approach it like everything else I write, but with more *MASSIVE SHRUG* involved. It’s not something I write a lot just cuz it’s kinda boring??? Idk, I feel like when I do write smut, I kinda just repeat the same phrases or descriptions and I’d honestly rather take a nap if I’m going to be sitting there accomplishing nothing. But I do think ppl need to chill tf out about it, like- If it’s not your thing that’s fine, but don’t attack ppl who are into writing it more. Let ppl have fun, that’s what RP should be- FUN.

PLOT / MEMES! ♡   I do like talking about character dynamics and ideas a lot, but when it comes to what actually happens, it usually doesn’t follow what I initially think will happen. Which makes it fun, tbh- I can see angles or think up responses I wouldn’t imagine under regular circumstances. And when I run out of ideas, memes are always handy to break the ice.

[prometheanglory]

get to know mun better

i was tagged by @/permanentlyexhaustedowl! thanks for the tag!

1) What do you prefer to be called namewise:

vy! (pronounced like vii)

2) When is your birthday?

july 1st ✌️

3) Where do you live? (You can just give the country’s or state name if your not comfortable with sharing the city name)

i live in the usa and i live in the boonies of the east coast

4) Three things you are doing right now?

sitting in bed, writing an essay, listening to music

5) Four fandoms that have your peak interest right now?

twisted wonderland, black star theater starless, ensemble stars, and fate/grand order ✨

6) How has this pandemic been treating you?

it’s been fine !

7) A song you can’t stop listening to right now?

it’d probably be dally - hyolyn

8) Recommend a movie:

i’m very picky with movies but probably wolf children?

it’s a very emotional movie for me

9) How old are you?

17!

10) School, university, occupation or other?

well i’m about to head into a uni, but im a highschool senior rn

11) Do you prefer heat or cold?

prefer heat ! because that means i can wear shorts lol

12) Name one fact about out that others might find unusual:

uhhh i was supposed to be published in The American Society For Poets for a poem i wrote when i was younger, but i wasn’t notified (possibly due to nondelivery of the mail thing lol) but they found me about 5 years later and asked again!

but the deadline has since passed and now neither i (nor the public) will get to know what was in that poem i wrote. it was titled ‘Sleeping’, so it must have been some good shit. or at least, i hope?? i can only hope lol

13) Are you shy?

quite shy lol im very bad at approaching people first _(:3 」∠)_

14) Do you have preferred pronouns?

she/her!

15) Biggest pet peeves?

i have a lot of peeves but i guess it’d be like. mischaracterization/infantilization of characters? or treating them like real people — kinda irks me lol

@ anyone who’s ever had to sit thru my writing / art spiels — i’m so sorry 😔 i have a lot of opinions

16) What is your favourite “-dere” type?

probably tsundere, but yandere got some flavor to it

17) Rate you life 1-10. 1 being crappy, 10 being amazing:

7-8? idk im unbothered and it’s pretty swell, i got no reason to complain

18) What is your main blog?

raptorgooseempress (i. have since grown out of the name, seeing as i am no longer 13, but u know. i’m sentimental to strange things so it’s just gonna stay as a relic of the past.)

19) List your side blogs and what they are used for:

lol this is my sideblog (for twst stuff)

vyvycchi (for other art)

linenscentedlaundry (aesthetics)

20) One thing you think people should know about you before they become your friends?

i am, a very vulgar person. very vulgar. i’ve been told that i’m a little bit of an intimidating person but i’d say i’m pretty harmless aside from that

i’m terrible at tagging ppl dhdjejj as always ! no obligations! do as you see fit ! ignore this if you’ve already been tagged !

@justkazuki @pocasu @briarrosescurse @revolllutionary @sidecharacter965 @orangettie @perawuat @alpyssketch @shinypainterkid anyone else if u wanna hop in ?

[sortagaysortahigh]

when you live in texas and you can’t vote by mail BUT EARLY VOTING OPENED TODAY AND IM TAKING MY ASS HOME THIS FRIDAY TO VOTE in the fucking boonies 😤 love that my parents moved to the country side and am surrounded by conservative ass people. makes voting that much more of an ✨experience✨

What the fuck you cant vote by mail in texas??? What in the voter suppression is this shit. Im glad youre gonna go vote though but be safe bc issa pandemic and also the mamas boys and all those stupidass supremacist groups be out and about tryna scare ppl into not voting or voting for the cheeto

[sunsafety]

like i love canada and the weird veil of mystery it has since no one rly talks about canada but i hate ppl not from canada when they say dumb ass shit cause honestly it’s literally a copy of america but colder and more ppl living out in the boonies all lonesome and also just way less ppl live here n i don’t blame em winter is so boring

[go-begay]

my personal pros and cons of weed

pros

period cramps

stomach aches

paranoia type anxiety

stress

creativity

drawing better (i don't dwell on the same areas and over draw them or nothin

better sex

certain strains help me get off my ass

other strains help me sleep peacefully (bonus: crazy awesome dreams)

i write more

i've made more friends

i've made up with old enemies just by smoking a blunt together

ppl always know what to get you for your bday

reality tv is better

me and my best friend bond

like we're so close it's almost spiritual

not depressed

foods that have bad texture arent unbearable

showering high is the best feeling

i have a LOT of good, real stories ask me about them

i've gotten closer with my big sister since we both found out we both smoke

gotten a lot closer to my extended family since i turned 18 and they let me smoke with them now (and u don't realize how huge my family is it's one of them big southern/boonies families)

the nights where you just chillin with people you love and you lose track of time and end up hanging out til 3am just connecting man

i'm not awkward in photos

if im awkward in general i can just blame it on bein high

asian food

cons

it's illegal so it affects a lot of things in life like getting a job or passing your PTI

driving at night bc every single light looks like a cop car

i burned my thigh on a blunt once

when you're out and have to decide between weed or gas in your car

a lot of people are ignorant about marijuana and they think it's a gateway drug and they think it's an actual drug

it won't be completely legalized bc the pharmaceutical companies run everything and they know medical marijuana will put thousands of them out of business

getting really caught up in conspiracy theories

bc you believe everything

when you spill it in your car

when they charge too much

when ur sister breaks your favorite pipe and it was earth vader and you fixed it and it worked but she broke it again and a piece is missing so it's life is over

pros

she bought me a new one at high life