OH NO IT'S A BIG PILE OF DUMPLINGS! 🍡 🥟
This started out as just the Glory Gods + co., but now is almost all of the side villains from Stardust Crusaders. Line art version below.
DIO's minions and whether I would personally hire them
N'doul
Hired. Probably knows how to get the job done and having a blind guy on the time will look great if we ever do something wrong, as we will immediately be excused of all things done wrong by having a disabled person work for us.
Oingo
Hired. Probably not super good at his job, but we can just pay him less and gaslight him whenever he accuses us of anything.
Boingo
Not hired. Can't afford to get in trouble for violating any child labor laws.
Anubis
Not hired. Too complicated to have an ancient god on the team.
Mariah
Hired. I am attracted to her. Probably will insult any customers though.
Alessi
Not hired. Definitely on some sort of registry and we can't have someone like that on our team.
Daniel J D'Arby
Hired I guess??? But he isn't getting any accomodation if he wastes his pay check on gambling.
(I'm defining furry as a being/Stand clearly inspired by an animal while still having humanoid features, not counting full animals that have human consciousness such as Iggy)