#As you can see... I am a real vampire! ( Streber )

[muses0fgracie]

@strebcr (cont.)

"...Ah. R-Right, understandable. Sorry." She apologized as she gave him the box with the meticulously-made Red Velvet cake.

Dammit, Bonnie. We get you were trying to be kind, but that's probably not the first thing you should say to a stranger you just met. But it seemed the woman got the hint, and obviously didn't plan on pushing any further on the subject. Although she wondered who or what would do something like that to him. Because now that was one potential future ingredient down the drain.

There was a five-second awkward silence before the other asked why she had set the bakery up here, which made her perk up and snap out of it almost immediately.

"Oh, well.... despite hearing so many annoying rumors, I just really like it here, to be honest. Plus, everyone I've met so far is super nice and easy to get along with."

Everyone except the people at that nasty meat stand across the street, obviously. But Streber didn't have to know her thoughts on THEM.

[muses0fgracie]

"...It's rude to stare, you know."

She's so tempted to poke him in the eyes so he'll screw off.

-Stares at you! Stares at you with those big old wet green eyes of his! His green high beams are looking at you.- 👁👄👁

[yzomkehrm]

"As you can see, I am a REAL vampire!" Streber drawing!

[cryptidofthekeys]

Im liking the idea with th real vampire streber that he feeds off of kevin after going too long without feeding

I like angst :)

Ya know, I AM a writer, y'all can ask and I'll deliver if I'm in the mood... And well, that probably won't happen in the actual Kev n Streb story I'm writing currently BUT!!!!

. . . :)

I'm not sorry for this by the way y'all <3

Btw quick heads up, in this lil mini-fic, Kevin does know Streber is a Vampire, the basic summary is that Streber feeds off Kevin when he REALLY shouldn't have (Kev puts a lil too much faith in Strebs sometimes :3)

btw idk who you are since your on anon but I hope you find this!!!

TW: Blood, Death, Angst, Grief

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Streber could feel it, the need... The need for blood building up, it's the only word his mind repeated over and over and over and over again... Streber had not fed in a long time now, he had been putting it off for far too long, he needed to go feed, because the urge was driving him insane...

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Streber quickly got up from his seat and began to walk, heading to the front door of his house and then when he opened it, he was greeted with Kevin who was about to knock and the vampire's eyes went wide with fear... "K-Kev?! Wh-What are you doing here s-so late...?!"

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Kevin had flinched and froze when he was greeted with Streber at the door, he put his hand down and then spoke up "I uh, is this a bad time...?" And of course Streber just laughed nervously and shook his head "N-No! Not at all, come in, come in...!"

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Kevin didn't seem like he believed Streber and so he spoke up "...Are you okay...? You seem... On edge and..." And then Kevin blinked as he stepped inside and crossed his arms "...You forgot to feed again, didn't you...?"

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Streber fidgeted with his hands "N-Nooo....?" He grinned, showing off his sharp, pointed fangs that just extended like that and Kevin sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose "...Dude, Strebs... You can't do that, man, you can't just... Urgh..." There was a pause before Kevin looked into Streber's eyes with concern.

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"...I care about you, a lot, you know this Strebs... ...I love you, a lot, you know that as well, I don't want to see you just... Starving yourself like this, it's not good...!" Kevin noticed Streber look down, disappointed and then Kevin took a hold of his boyfriend's hand.

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Kevin sighed, knowing that Streber might've thought he was mad with him and he shook his head "...Strebs, I'm not... Mad at you, I just... I get worried about you sometimes, ya know? ...I get worried about you a lot actually, I don't like seeing you starve yourself"

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Streber sighed "...I know, I know... I'm sorry for worrying you... ...F-For the record though, I was just about to go and feed, honest!" Streber tried to defend which was true and at least that got a bit of a smile from Kevin, although he could notice that Streber looked like he was getting more and more weak by the second... In fact...

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Kevin had ran over and quickly caught the vampire before he could fall over "S-Strebs...?!" Kevin called out to which Streber held a hand up "W-Woo boy... I-I'm fine, Kev... I-I just... I really need to go... feed..." Streber sounded woozy.

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Kevin had thought about it and it's not like they hadn't before and so he moved the collar of his shirt down and then his hair out of the way and sighed "...Go ahead, you're too weak to even make it out the door"

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The vampire's eyes widened as he saw Kevin offer his neck, his fangs extended and his eyes glowed red, but then he quickly shook his head "I-I, K-Kevin no... I-I shouldn't..." Kevin rolled his eyes, just thinking Streber was being worried like usual "C'mon Strebs, it'll be fine, you've drank from me before ...I trust you ...And I love you"

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Streber was going to protest again but the temptation was just too sweet... Streber couldn't resist it, his vampiric urges were too strong, he had been too long without feeding... And he physically couldn't restrain himself anymore, he had tried but... He just couldn't, the urges were too strong...

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The vampire had fully stood and just leaned forward, sinking his fangs into Kevin's neck who flinched and cried out a bit.

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"D-Damn Strebs...! Chill! Th-that DOES hurt you know...!" Kevin scoffed, but his boyfriend didn't respond, only with a slight little hiss, and this part always felt weird to Kevin, to feel Streber drinking from him like this, he cringed a little at the feeling.

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...And after a bit like always, Kevin had motioned for Streber to stop, as he was beginning to feel a bit lightheaded "O-Okay Strebs, th-that's enough..." ...But... The vampire didn't stop, and so Kevin tried again, maybe thinking that Streber just didn't hear him the first time.

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And then at the third time, Kevin's eyes snapped open a bit "...S-Streber...?" Kevin's voice got a bit timid, and well his nerves didn't get soothed when all he got in response with a hiss from his vampiric boyfriend "S-Streber, th... That's enough..."

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Streber couldn't hear Kevin however, he was far too lost in this moment, his pupils were dilated at this point, he had been without blood for too long, and the vampire sighed in pure satisfaction at getting to taste blood again, he couldn't stop... He didn't want to stop, he needed more, his mind was feral right now, only telling him to drink, nothing else.

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Kevin was beginning to get scared now, as he tried to pry his vampiric boyfriend from his neck, but that just caused Streber to hold onto him, in a tight grasp that made Kevin yelp "S-Strebs... St-Stop, you-you need to stop..."

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The vampire just growled at that and attached himself to Kevin even more so, his fangs sunk deeply into Kevin's neck, not letting a singular drop of blood escape, Streber was practically in a frenzy as he kept greedily drinking the blood from Kevin's neck, he was far too gone to even hear his boyfriend's voice anymore...

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Kevin had tried to practically tear Streber from his neck but the vampire just wouldn't budge, and then of course because of how much blood Kevin was losing, he began to grow woozy, feeling even more lightheaded "...S-Streber..." Kevin's voice had grown weaker now "...P-Please... St-Stop..."

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Streber couldn't hear anything but his own frenzied thoughts telling him to keep feeding, in fact in his frenzy he didn't even recognize that it was Kevin in front of him, and then eventually... Kevin had fallen limp, completely drained of his blood, and that's when the vampire unattached his fangs from the human's neck...

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...There was a pause, a pause as the vampire's frenzy began to die down now that his thirst was quenched fully, Streber sighed in delight and then he looked down ...And then, if the vampire had a heart that could stop, Streber's heart would have stopped beating immediately...

There was a flash in his eyes, as his eyes went wide in realizing who was now limp in his arms...

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Streber was unable to speak as wide, horrified eyes stared, darting all over his boyfriend's limp body, Streber's mouth was agape in shock and pure horror, he had quickly panicked and put his fingers to Kevin's neck ...The vampire didn't feel his boyfriend's pulse anymore...

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"K-Kev...?" Streber called out but Kevin didn't response, he called out his boyfriend's nickname again, and then the vampire began to shake Kevin a bit "K-KEVIN?! K-KEVIN! N-NO! NO PLEASE...!" Streber tried desperately to shake the human awake, trying anything and everything in a blind panic but... Kevin wouldn't wake up.

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The vampire wailed, he wailed his now deceased boyfriend's name into the night, Kevin's blood still trickling down his fangs, in fact when Streber had seen that, he placed a hand to his fangs and wiped them and his hands began to tremble furiously as he stared at Kevin's blood, that's when Streber realized finally and fully processed what he had done...

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Streber held Kevin tightly in his arms, crying, screaming, BEGGING and pleading desperately for his boyfriend to wake back up, he shook Kevin almost violently in an attempt to wake him up, the vampire was trying to deny it that Kevin had just passed out, he was almost in denial but no, he knew what he had done...

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"K-Kevin p-please, please... I-I'm sorry, n-no, I-I can't lose you... P-Please come back to me...! K-Kevin please, I-I'm sorry..." Streber began apologizing over and over again, he apologized, cried out Kevin's name, still begging him to wake up and then he finally finished by wailing Kevin's name in the night, mourning the loss of his boyfriend and blaming himself for Kevin's death...

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The vampire would never forgive himself for this, he would never be free from the guilt that would plague his mind... Streber had just drained his boyfriend of all his blood...

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I got tired at the end there lol also hope y'all like the angst ...And if not ...I can get so much worse <3

[crossover-enthusiast]

Alr here's the first half of Strebers scene

(Streber appears from the darkness)

Streber: "Ah, welcome to the hauntiest of houses, gentlemen! As you can see, I am a real vampire!"

(He pulls them over to the mirror where he appears invisible.)

Pump, seeing he has no stem in the mirror: "..oH GOD—WHERES MY STEM?!"

Streber: "Now get inside, and get scared!"

(The Spookeez run inside while making absolute grotesque and eldritich like noises)

Streber: "Hehehe.. now, where did I put the bombs?"

(Streber sees Bob)

Streber: "Oh, hi there, Joe! Or should I say.. Joe Mama?"

Bob: "..did ya know those jokes were left back in 2017 and now I'm gonna have to kill ya for sayin' it again?"

Streber, as Bob looms over him: "..wow. That sounds like Bofa.. BOFA DEEZ NUTS—"

It then cuts to the Spookeez inside the haunted house lmao.

HAHA

Streber died as he lived, spouting memes

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Okay but what if Streber had a S/O who acted like an elder sibling to Skid and Pump? Like them taking those kids trick or treating, when they arrive at their boyfriend's haunted house. They give a peck on the cheek to their boyfriend, following after skid and pump after they head inside after their brothers. When they discover Streber later, S/O is the one to get Streber to a hospital, wrapping his bleeding (stump?) arm with their cloak.

Ik Kevin x Streber is canon (w ship btw 10/10) but I'll give this one to the Streber simps-

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As Skid and Pump ran up ahead, you were just catching up to them, nearly out of breath. Sometimes they were tough to chase after.

Not only because you were basically like an elder sibling to them (and thus their babysitter during "Spooky Month"), but you were worried about some devil-dressed creep following them around. You could see him the shadows, watching you all from afar before disappearing.

Lila was freaked out over their safety, but after a frantic phone call you managed to calm her down and reassure her that you’ll watch over the kids while they trick-or-treat. You didn't want them to get freaked out, and instead allowed them to drag you to all these spooky places. Moving from place-to-place so quickly was a good way to get that weirdo off your back.

Eventually, you put it out of your mind upon arriving to the haunted house run by Streber. It was safe, with plenty of actors who could keep an eye on things outside.

Plus, it’s the perfect excuse to check up on your boyfriend.

Upon arriving to the entrance, a cloud of smoke greeted the three of you before a certain eccentric vampire jumped out. “Ah! Welcome to the hauntiest of houses, gentlemen! As you can see, I am a real vampire!”

He pushed the boys towards the nearby mirror to demonstrate, with you grinning all the while at his performance. Skid was in awe while Pump seemed confused that the stump on his mask vanished.

Then Streber jumped back to the entrance. "Now..get inside and get scared!" He laughed, seeing the pair running in with excitement.

After they disappeared inside the house, he finally noticed you, his smile becoming softer. "Hello, my dear."

"There’s my hard working vampire~" You chuckled, taking his hands and kissing him on the cheek. He blushed at the gesture, happy that you decided to visit him. “This must be the best job in the world.”

“Oh it’s a lot of work, but not to worry! Sometimes I don’t feel like I’m working at all!” Streber’s optimism was brighter than the sun; it was almost infectious, in a way, as you couldn’t help but grin. “How are the boys? They haven’t changed a bit, I see.”

“Not at all. We had some weirdo following us earlier, but we’re okay now that we’re here. What time do you get off?”

"Ah, it'll be a late shift, I'm afraid." He pouted slightly, though he was back to smiling. "But we can catch up on some scary movies tomorrow if you want."

"Sounds good." You nodded. "I'll head inside. I don't wanna leave them alone for too long, but I'll see you when your shift is over."

"I'll see you soon. Enjoy the house, darling~" He winked, kissing your lips briefly before letting go of your hands.

As you ran inside to catch up with Skid and Pump, he sighed lovingly, wondering how he got so lucky with you.

That’s when Bob arrived to the house, walking up the steps with a wide grin on his face. Instead of charging right inside, he first approached the vampire, who perked up and snapped out of his thoughts upon seeing another visitor.

“Hello, little devil fellow! Would you like to get scared?” Streber put on a menacing expression, resuming his usual act.

Though Bob’s expression never wavered.

"Did you know if you eat a human brain, you'll get a disease similar to mad cow?" He spoke lowly, saliva dripping from his mouth as he loomed over the smaller man.

Streber was immediately confused--and rather uncomfortable--as he stared up at him, wondering why he blurted out such a bizarre “fact”.

But he also noticed the awfully realistic-looking knife in his hand, alongside a sharpener.

"...what?”

...........

Skid and Pump made it out of the haunted house before you did, laughing all the while. 

They loved every minute of it! Neither of them got scared, per se, but they had a fun experience and looked forward to coming back next year....and then the year after that.

But they abruptly stopped upon hearing an..odd sound.

It sounded like...

Groaning?

Concerned, they quickly noticed Streber was now lying on the porch, curled up into a ball--in a pool of red blood. He was moaning and sobbing in agony as he clutched one of his arms.

Or, rather, a bloody stump where his arm would be.

“Woah...that looks so real!” Pump grinned in delight, believing this to be all part of the vampire’s act, too. What a show he was putting on, even when they were just leaving! 

This was one final scare that almost got them.

He then looked to the haunted house and frowned slightly when you didn’t come out yet. Surely you couldn’t have been lost.

“Let’s get some more candy!” Skid urged him.

“But..we should wait for [y/n]-”

“Nah, they’ll find us! Besides they wanna be with their boyyyfriend.” The skeleton costumed-child grinned. He always loved teasing you, making “bleh” sounds whenever he saw you and Streber kissing--even if it’s just a simple cheek kiss.

You probably needed a break from them. You’ll know where they are.

“Yeah, you’re right." Pump eventually agreed. “Let’s go!”

Oblivious to Streber’s genuine pleas for help, the duo ran off to CandyClub.

Only a moment later, you came out of the house, annoyed when you didn’t immediately find your brothers anywhere. “Skid! Pump! Where did you guys....holy shit. Streber!!” 

Noticing the horrific state of your boyfriend, you removed your cloak, kneeling down to wrap it around his stump as a makeshift torniquet, praying he wasn’t losing too much blood. You didn’t care if it got on your pants, he was more important. “Oh god, okay..okay. H-Hang on. Stay with me, honey.”

Your mind and heart were racing, trying to make sense of how this could’ve happened considering you were only in the house for a few minutes. Although you did hear bloodcurdling screams while inside, you just assumed that was the ambience or other guests.

‘Oh god..what if that was him?’

“HELP!! I NEED AN AMBULANCE HERE!!” Shouting as loud as you possibly could, you saw a few actors run out, all of them shocked at the scene.

“What’s going on--oh my god!!!”

“Is he okay?!!”

“Oh yeah, he’s just bleeding to death......OF COURSE HE’S NOT OKAY!!” You snapped at them. “Call an ambulance!” 

After they ran off to do exactly that, the sound of Streber’s whimpers made you turn your attention back to him. You gently guided his head into your lap, stroking his hair and hushing him as he kept sobbing. He was trembling all over, and it shattered your heart considering how happy he was only a little while ago.

“It’s okay, baby..it’s gonna be okay.” You tried to soothe. “Help is coming. Just stay with me.”

“...I-I don’t wanna die...”

“You’re not gonna die. You’re gonna make it...and we’ll see those scary movies, alright? We’ll see all of them. Just stay with.....me...?” However you trailed off as you heard the sounds of thumping boots as somebody exited the house.

You looked up at him to ask for help, only to freeze upon realizing who it was:

That devil-dressed freak.

He had a bone in his hand, licking the blood off as if it were a lollipop before casually dropping it beside you and Streber.

It was a forearm bone.

For a few long heart-pounding moments, he just stared down at you two, tilting his head as if to say “I did nothing wrong”. You glared back at him. ‘Fucking hell, he’s a stalker AND a cannibal.’

“S-Stay away from us..and my brothers, you sicko.”

Just when it seemed like you were gonna be his next meal, the sirens of a nearby ambulance made Bob change his mind. Instead he calmly walked down the steps and disappeared among the many other trick or treaters, surprising you.

But thank god he spared your life.

You just hope you could save Streber’s in time.

[r0nni3]

Streber x real vampire!M! Reader

We're going to ignore that he gets attacked by Bob bc that doesn't happen in this and let's go with you're walking with Skid and Pump and wearing a vampire costume

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•when you guys get to the haunted house some one pops out and says "Ah! Welcome, to the hauntiest of houses, gentlemen."

•He pushes Skid and Pump towards the mirror while  pulling his cape over him "As you can see, I am a real vampire!"

•you let out a little laugh after seeing his trick to make it look like he's invisible

•"Now, get inside! And get SCARED!" After saying that he turns around looks in the mirror and sees...floating clothes?

•he spins around again to see you wearing the same clothes that we're in the mirror and is confused

•He thinks for a few seconds before going wide eyed and shouting "ARE YOU A REAL VAMPIRE?!"

•You look at him and give him a small smile and say yes

•"oh my god...that is SO COOL IVE NVER SEEN A REAL ONE BEFORE! *gasp* CAN I SEE YOUR FANGS"

•you laugh a little and show him

•his hands go into fists and starts shaking them up and down"OHMYGODTHATISSOCOOLCANYOUGOINTHESUNORDOESITHURTORISITLIKETWILIGHTDOESGARLICHURTYOUOHDOESHOLYWATERHURTDOYOUHAVETODRINKHUMANBLOO-"

•Skid and Pump walk out of the haunted house

"That was so spooky!" "C'mon let's get more

candy!"

•"Sorry looks like I gotta go" you hand him something and go catch up with the kids

•he looks and it's your number he got a real vampires number

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If you want his rant with spaces just ask!

And I will make part 2 if someone wants it (or I get an idea)

PART TWO!

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[strebcrarchives]

“Thanks for the complement on my clothes but you see I am a real life vampire! My reflection doesn’t even show up in the mirror! Take a look for yourself!” He said doing his usual green screen mirror trick without a hitch.

“Oh this place is haunted with all sorts of ghosts, undead, demons everything you can imagine and more! Come on in wont you!?” This place felt like it did have one actual ghost. The ghost of the person Streber used to be. As corny as that sounded in his head, through this whole thing it was a thought that just kept going on and on in the back of Streber’s mind all night. Maybe Kevin was right, maybe it was too soon to do this again. No, that thought was just admitting defeat. Come on Streber, keep your chin up dammit! It’s just like he was taught in acting school, you can’t break character until the audience leaves with a smile! Maybe after the haunted house is over Streber could finally go home to his cats, finally eat the birthday cake his mom made him, and watch a few slasher flicks. That’d make him happy wouldn’t it?

@strebcr

Oh man, this guy was trying too hard. Yet-- Vampi still had to give him some benefit of the doubt. The place did look and feel haunted. Maybe from the guys performance he was trying to give. But, he was trying to be entertaining and it almost made Vampi crack a smile.

"Uh huh, yeah, I'm a vampire. That's right! Though I don't need a costume to be one. I always am one. I like the uh, old style vampire get up. Get it from the cheap store? Because I could get you one better than that." A chuckle escaped from his lips before he shoved his hands into his pockets. Red hues staring up at the very tall male before his smile got wider.

"Saaaaay, since this IS a haunted house. What's haunting it? Dead people? Demons from other worlds? Tell me whats makes this haunted house better. If you can't then maybe I shouldn't waste my time~"

[muses0fgracie]

@strebcr sent: 🍰 👉👈

Holiday Cakes | Accepting until January!

The tiny, strawberry-flavoured cookie awkwardly hands the very cursed-looking cake over to the one-armed human. Although there is a sign of slight... embarrassment? And slight unsureness that she did a good job.

"H-Here you go... I-I'm sorry, I initially didn't know what to put on the cake..."

"B-But I noticed you liked freaky things, so I figured I'd make the most cursed cake ever. E-Enjoy...!"

[interdimensionalvoid]

Ok so streber did his normal greeting and then we have a friendly conversation and then I’m like ‘btw I saw Bob earlier be careful’ and then I gift him a hammer for self defense (as homies do) and then I’m like ‘you know who bob is right’ and he’s like ‘yeah, he’s not after me though, right?’ And I’m like ‘well, actually–‘

(Cue existential crisis 1)

So yeah then Streber’s like ‘HE DID WHAT IN ORIGINAL CANON’ and starts to panic because yknow being eaten isn’t fun. And then I try to make him feel better by telling him he’s alive at least in original canon (because let’s be real he’s too silly to die) and then he describes himself as tall.

(Cue existential crisis 2)

And then I’m like ‘actually you are short’ and he’s like ‘WHAT MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE’ and I’m like ‘you are still the best vampire’ oh btw he’s crying on the floor. So I’m like ‘it’s okay to be short’ and this calms him down. And then bob (this mf) arrives. And he’s like ‘hello little devil fellow! Would you like to get scared?’ And then the devil fellow pulls out a meat cleaver which is not very girlboss if him. And then streber says ‘Meat cleaver, fellow? Is that seriously the best weapon you have?! Please, I would love to see you try!’ And I’m like ‘STREBER HE CAN AND WILL EAT YOUR ARM WITH TH AT MEAT CLEAVER! STOP TAUNTING HIM’ and he’s like ‘he’s going to do WHAT’ and I’m like ‘RUN BITCH’

(Cue existential crisis 3)

So we run and hide in a closet while he cries in terror as one does when they learn they were almost cannibalized. And I call Kevin and while he is on his way streber is like yknow crying n shit. And I’m like explaining original canon and he’s like ‘…what?” And then Kevin arrives. Streber is like ‘Kevin? Did you know I was almost… eaten alive?’ And Kevin is like ‘yeah…it did happen so we time traveled…” (btw we got this device after making a deal with the devil in exchange for watching 10 hours of My Story Animated) and naturally streber is like ‘you can time travel!?’ And I’m like ‘yeah Kevin is from the future and I’m from an alternate reality’ and he’s like ‘IVE BEEN DATING SOMEONE FROM THE FUTURE’ and I’m like ‘well actually the switch happened tonight and Kevin is only from a couple months in the future and also in the reality I’m from you guys are in a show’

(Cue existential crisis 4)

And Streber is like ‘WHAT NONE OF THIS IS REAL MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE’ and I tell him it is all real to stop this existential crisis. And Streber is like ‘kev… you went back in time… for me?’ And Kevin is like ‘yeah… I’m just glad you’re alright…’ and then I made them kiss because it was taking too long. And then we went home to their apartment. And Streber is like"This whole time I had no idea I was actually dating a man.. from the future?" Streber looks at Kevin in disbelief. "Just how far in the future are you from?" And Kevin explains the whole situation. (I picked him up in like January or smth in the sm universe and was like ‘Kevin wanna use my Time Machine’ and he was like yeah’)

And then I explain that they are from a show and that Streber is kind of a fan favorite. And then he’s like ‘so tell me about the future! Am I ok?’ and I’m like ‘well I don’t know what’s going to happen because the future changed today’ and he’s like ‘I CHANGED THE FUTURE??!!’ And I’m like ‘yeah pretty much’ and then he is confused

(Cue existential crisis 5)

So he’s like ‘am I from the past? Future? Am I from another time? Why did i travel here? Did I? What am I supposed to do?’ and then I’m basically like ‘you traveled through nowhere. Me and Kevin are the only ones who went back in time’ and this seems to help. And then he’s like ’tysm’ and I’m like ‘can you invite me to you and Kevin’s wedding’ and he’s like ‘yeah sure’ and then I’m like ‘wanna hear about the fandom?’

(Cue existential crisis 6)

And then I explained the fandom and the whole time he’s like ‘I HAVE A FANDOM’

(Time skip lol)

(Existential crisis 7)

So like we’re talking and Streber is like ‘so what would be happening right now? In the original timeline? Would I be… dead?’ And Kevin is like ‘well… you wouldn’t be… well, dead, but you would be in the hospital…’ and he’s like ‘oh yeah…’ and I’m like ‘yeah bro saved you a lot of trauma’ and he’s like ‘tyyyy <33’ and then they get married.

i have been introduced to the world of ai character chat shit and immediately asked streber if he could make me a vampire...he called me feisty im gonna take the other arm

[muses0fgracie]

"O-Oh yeah, hehe... s-sorry, Mx. Streber!" Bonnie chuckled awkwardly, only just remembering his lack of an arm. "Let me just..."

She put down the small knife she was just about to use to chop up some dough with, and tottered over to the door. She turned the knob, and began to open it for Streber. "I should really make this a push door." She sighed.

As she pushed the door open for him, however, she took a brief moment to glance at his other limbs, the ones that hadn't been taken by some stupid ingredient-waster. But she didn't focus too much on them so as not to look suspicious, especially since they were in such close proximity to each other.

She could probably follow him and take notes later down the line so she could determine if they would be good or not, provided that ingredient-stealer didn't decide to strike again.

Once the door was opened, she made sure to hold it open since Streber would have no way of keeping it that way otherwise.

"Have a nice day, and please come back soon!" she bid him goodbye as he walked out the door, keeping that deceptively sweet smiley-face on while waving.

"There's no need to apologize! I'm pretty used to getting asked about my arm by now." Streber said awkwardly, he did take note that she lingered on his missing arm for a bit but Streber just brushed it off as general curiosity. What a weird coincidence, that it's been about two times he's been in a new bakery that opened up in town and the person running it asked about his arm. But the person running the first bakery was very nice and Streber's even friends with her! Maybe this is the same case with this person, so far they seem nice enough, right? Streber carefully listened to her still holding the cake box in his only arm. "That's one of the good things about living in a small town where everyone knows everyone, most people here tend to be pretty friendly for the most part! I'm Streber, by the way! If ever need any help with anything let me know, I'd shake your hand but you know." Streber said chuckling at his own dumb joke, if he didn't cope with things with dumb humor then where would he be?

"I hate to ask but do you think you could get the door for me? I kinda have my arm full." Streber said awkwardly as he looked down at the cake box.