#Astarion x Rosalind

[biscuitkazoo]

The Astarion romance really is like enemies to lovers on a spin cycle so that they're constantly both, huh?

[charmandabear]

18 for the smut ask game 😈 Astarion x Reader or Astarion x any OC of your choice 😩

oh fuck yes

From @astarionfreak's smut ask game ~ other entries

18. "I'm not going to beg." "Oh but you will."

This was supposed to be a short little drabble and then became a multi-day writing exercise 😭 I have a few more of these sitting in my inbox, so they'll be coming out eventually.

Note: I'm experimenting with writing the characters in Office Hours in third rather than second person. This isn't canonical, just me banging my dollies together to see what happens lol. But yes, in theory, Rosalind is Tav from Office Hours, if just slightly modified. She is also explicitly plus sized (which I plan to do in the edited version once OH is done.)

"I'm not going to beg," Astarion smirks, looking up at Rosalind over his glasses while his hands rest on her plush thighs straddling his lap. He leans against the back of the couch with unearned confidence.

"Oh, but you will." She ghosts her lips over his as she runs her fingers through the silvery curls at the back of his head. She grinds her hips against his, but his expression gives little away. Her only indication that he's struggling to remain stone-faced at all is the slight quaver in his breath. She captures his lips in hers, keeping the kiss languid and sensual. His hands travel up her hips and over the swell of her ass, resting on her lower back. She presses her tits into his chest, breathing deeply to push them into him further. She slides her hands down his neck, gently grazing against his earlobe and delighting in the subtle buck of his hips.

"Cheating," he murmurs into the kiss, and Rosalind's lips curl into a smile.

"Then you should have said something beforehand," she hums back, and her hands continue their journey down to his collar and begin to undo the buttons of his shirt. She fails to keep her own desires in check as she gets more desperate with each button. Her kisses grow frantic and his fingers dig into her ass, pulling her harder into his lap. When the last button slips through its hole, she roughly grabs his collar and yanks him off the couch to follow her lead. "Bedroom, now." Her voice is almost a growl and Astarion chuckles in response.

Rosalind continues to pull him backwards through her apartment and into her bedroom. She pushes him back onto the bed and peels off her shirt as he scoots himself into the center of her queen-sized mattress. She settles herself between his legs and dives down to plant sloppy kisses across his stomach. He slides his hand into her hair as she unbuckles his pants and flashes him a mischievous smile before pulling them down under his ass. He may have been able to keep his cool through her ministrations, but his cock standing fully erect tells a different story. She can feel her pussy clench instinctively as she thinks about sliding herself down on him. But not yet. He needs to beg for it first.

She leans forward onto her elbows with her ass in the air and flicks her gaze up towards Astarion, who studies her carefully. She runs a slow stripe up his shaft with the tip of her tongue and watches for the change in his breathing. She gently takes his tip in her mouth and swirls her tongue around it, gathering enough spit for her to take a hand and slide it down his length. He hisses lightly and his hands tighten in her hair.

"Hmm, you like that, don't you?" she whispers while slowly pumping his shaft with her hand.

"I- ah- I think I'm allowed to enjoy a blowjob from my girlfriend," he retorts in what's almost certainly a shakier voice than he intended. "I just said I wasn't going to beg."

"We'll see about that," Rosalind snickers and takes him back in her mouth, working the underside of his cock with her tongue. He grunts as he slams his fist down on the bed with a soft thump. She begins to twist her hand around the base of his cock as she bobs her mouth up and down the head. His hips twitch, like he's trying desperately to keep them still and failing. She reaches her other hand up and gives his balls a light squeeze, earning the softest moan in response.

She pulls away suddenly and he snaps his gaze to her at the loss of contact. She watches him smugly as she unhooks her bra and releases her impressive tits to hang down and ever so lightly brush against the head of his cock. He bites down on his lip, breathing growing more rapid as she lowers herself down and pins his cock between his stomach and her breasts.

"Gods, fuck," he groans, letting his head fall back onto the bed. She squeezes her tits around his length and strokes him, giving his tip a little lick when it pokes through her cleavage. Rosalind watches Astarion carefully as his erratic breaths wrack through his chest. She wraps her lips back around the head of his cock and takes him in as far as she comfortably can. She begins to suck lightly and his legs squeeze against her sides in response.

Once she feels that he's sufficiently worked up she pulls away and she's certain he's going to deny the little whimper that escapes his lips. She stands and slips out of her skirt, tights, and panties in one easy motion. He cranes his neck up to see where she's gone and she laughs.

"Someone's eager," she coos, crawling back onto the bed and straddling his hips. She lets her belly graze across his cock and he shudders, squeezing his eyes closed.

"I'm in complete control," he huffs without opening his eyes. She brings her face to his, hovering their lips inches apart.

"It's okay if you're not," she breathes, and his furrowed brow relaxes ever so slightly. "I've got you, I won't let you fall." She closes the distance and kisses him softly, and after a moment of tension he melts and wraps his arms around her neck.

She breaks the kiss and presses her forehead against his. "Are you still up for the challenge?" Her voice is still quiet but there's just a note of mischief. He takes off his glasses and rubs the bridge of his nose. Then he opens his eyes and the corners of his mouth pique upwards ever so slightly.

"I am if you are," he says in a low rumble that he knows drives Rosalind crazy. She nips his bottom lip and takes his glasses out of his hand, placing them neatly on the bedside table. Then she lowers her hips to drag her folds along the length of his cock. He hisses and jerks his hips, then smirks and presses his lips together obstinately.

"Dick," she snickers.

"Yes, I do believe that's- ah- the point," he stutters as she teases the tip of his cock with her cunt again. Her mischievous grin widens as she pulls up on her knees, hovering over his erection.

"Anything to say?" she croons, and he lets out a breathy chuckle.

"Darling, I think you want it more than I do at this point."

"Oh me? I'm doing great." She leans back and rubs her slit along his cock again, letting her arousal coat his length. He keeps his lips pressed tightly together, but she can see a thin sheen of sweat forming on his brow. She continues to grind on his cock, starting to moan as her clit rubs against his wet shaft. He watches her with wild eyes as she gets herself off just by sliding herself along his dick. Her breathing picks up with her pace, whimpering in time with her rolling hips.

"Fuck, Rosalind," he's rasps, and her breath hitches when she hears him say her name.

"Mmf, yes babe?" She's struggling to keep it together just as much as he is, but she's determined to make him crack.

"Ha, you're close, aren't you?" He's panting but he keeps his eyes trained on her.

"Yes, but that wasn't part of the terms," she says hoarsely without slowing her movement.

"But wouldn't it just feel so much better to feel me inside you, my thick cock stretching you out?" he purrs, and she lets out a debaucherous whine.

"If you think so, then you know what you need to do," she says in a strained voice, knowing that she won't actually last much longer herself. She holds fast, and if it means coming on the side of his cock like she's a horny teenager and he's her pillow, so be it. She grinds against him faster, building herself back up to the edge.

"Fucking hells," he groans, letting his head fall back onto the bed. Leaning forward, his tip poised right at her entrance, she puts her lips close to his.

"Yes, hon?" she whispers, and she knows she's already won. He's barely hiding his whimpers anymore.

"I- gods, fuck." His hips thrust up instinctively, but she shifts out of the way.

"Say it, Astarion," she hisses through gritted teeth.

"Rosalind, I- ah-"

She slides her hands into his hair and pulls hard. "Say. It."

"Fuck, Rosalind, please. Please, gods, let me fuck you." His mewling whine is utterly delicious, and they both groan loudly when she drops her hips and sinks onto his cock. He digs his fingers into her thick flesh, thrusting up into her as she slams back down. Moving together like this, it doesn't take long for them to both to reach the precipice. Rosalind pulls Astarion's face into a rough kiss while continuing to furiously ride his dick. He bites on her lip hard enough to draw blood and she moans into his mouth. Once the taste of iron hits both their tongues their orgasms crash down on them in unison, their hips jutting in time as they ride through wave after wave.

They eventually still, panting heavily with their foreheads pressed together. Astarion's eyes flutter open and he kisses Rosalind, tenderly sucking on the wound he made on her lower lip. A light giggle escapes her as she pulls herself off him.

"Told you," she says with a positively insufferable grin.

[thetavolution]

20 TAV/OC QUESTIONS

Please consider yourself tagged if you want to! Feel free to @ me so I can read them.

This time it's Rosalind (tiefling cleric knowledge domain)

Rosalind

I. what do they smell like at their freshest? (and/or after a tenday. your choice)

She always has a faint smell of peaches and cinnamon to her.

II. what would their blood taste like to vampires?

It'd be a fruity flavor, maybe like a fruit lambic or a riesling.

III. how would they kiss their LI?

I rethought my love interest for Rolan and she became Rosalind. She'd also be a good match for Karlach.

She usually matches her partner's energy when she kisses. While she loves slow or gentle kisses, she's also a fan of passionate and rough kisses.

IV. how do they sleep with their LI (what position, does one steal the blankets, is one too hot/cold, etc)?

She tends to hog the blankets because she's cold. Her lover can minimize this by keeping her close. She prefers sleeping on her right side. She likes having her lover up against her be it with their arms around each other or their backs touching.

V. what does their tent area look like? where do they prefer to pitch their tent (next to water, covered on three sides, etc)?

It is filled with books, magic schools, and medical tools. There are also mountains of notebooks filled with her writing in them.

VI. if they had a set of dnd dice, what would they look like?

It'd be pink and white with sakura blossoms.

Image from dnddice.com.

VII. do they collect anything (gems, bottles, keys, etc)?

You could say she collects magical and medical supplies along with her books.

She does like collecting antiques in her spare time.

VIII. if either, are they part of the astarion/gale book club (magic & literature) or the wyll/shadowheart book club (trashy romance novels)?

She would be in both. She's a researcher and loves reading both traditional literature, books about magic, history books, and straight up trash. All of it is valuable to her.

And after a long day of difficult research, it's nice to sit back with a trashy romance novel.

IX. if they had to be put in a “get along shirt” with a companion, who would it be?

Shadowheart. Fuck Shar. Rosalind follows Ilmater.

Rosalind is a very opinionated person and doesn't shy away from getting into disagreements. She'd have issues with Minthara, too.

X. do they prefer speak with dead or speak with animals?

She likes being able to do both for different reasons, but she speaks to animals more often.

XI. what are their thoughts on clowns?

She finds them fascinating from a historical and cultural standpoint. She'd watch a clown show for a bit before getting bored unless they were a really good clown though.

XII. their companions are gossiping about them behind their back! who is it and what are they saying?

She is doing a lot of the gossiping, especially with Astarion and Shadowheart. When talking about her, Astarion would think she was an absolute nerd. Astarion also gossips about how she's a gossip.

The others do talk about how she obsesses over her interests. They'd have a lot to say about her when she falls in love, especially since she'd try to hide it at first. (She wouldn't do a very good job at it.)

XIII. what makes them laugh? what does their laugh sound like?

She has a very warm laugh. She cracks a lot of jokes with Astarion and Karlach. She loves their sense of humor and Gale's. While she can very much enjoy goofy or "low brow" humor, she does enjoy a lot more intellectual humor.

Gale can get her with an obscure intellectual joke, but Karlach can also get her with a dirty limerick.

XIV. do they have any inside jokes among their companions?

She has a lot of inside jokes with Gale about books they've read and philosophers they know about. Everyone hates how nerdy they are.

She and Astarion would also have some inside jokes about the people around them from their hot goss sessions.

XV. what’s the description of their camp clothes in the inventory menu?

"This beautifully constructed outfit doesn't seem to be ideal for life on the road."

XVI. what’s the description of their underwear in the inventory menu?

"Why does it feel like this underwear might give a dissertation at any minute?"

XVII. how do they celebrate their birthday?

This girl throws a party for herself. She doesn't wait for someone else to do it. (Although she melts if her LI takes over and surprises her.) She invites her friends to drink, dance, and eat. It doesn't have to be expensive, but if she has money, they're going out on the town.

She never expects gifts. She only wants her friends and loved ones to be present. Unintentional pun, but I'll allow it.

XVIII. what modern day tv show would they binge over a weekend? do they get their LI to watch with them?

She'd be more of a reader than TV watcher. There are a few shows she'd be into. Rosalind would watch a lot of documentaries and true crime shows. She'd watch Antique Roadshow and she'd love the mockumentary show, Documentary Now!

On the flip side, she'd love reality TV, too. She'd watch a range of things, like The Great British Bake Off, Real Housewives, and dating shows (I.E. Love Island, Love Is Blind, Terrace House, etc).

Rolan would be getting so many Real Housewives and dating show updates. Cal and Lia would watch with her and slowly suck Rolan in.

Wyll and Shadowheart would have a reality TV show watching club with her. Wyll has so many Love Is Blind opinions.

XIX. do you have a playlist for your tav? if so, what’s the title + description?

Perfect — Alanis Morissette

Pretty Girl — Clairo

jealousy, jealousy — Olivia Rodrigo

Stripped Bare — Alyson Stoner

Toxic Thoughts — Faith Marie

Liability — Lorde

You Don't Love Her — Josh Zaleha

Curses — The Crane Wives

True Love — P!nk ft Lily Allen (for Rosalind/Rolan)

Bookstore Girl — Charlie Burg

Washing Machine Heart — Mitski

La Vie En Rose — Emily Watts (for Rosalind/Rolan)

All You Wanna Do — Aimie Atkinson

Little Things — Brye

Daddy Issues — The Neighborhood

Little Red Wagon — Audra Mae

Golden Hour — Kacey Musgraves (for Rosalind/Rolan)

Teeth — Annapantsu and chloebreez (for Rosalind/Rolan)

You Oughta Know — Alanis Morissette

My Blood — Ellie Goulding

XX. if you were to try pickpocketing them, what would they be carrying?

She is often carrying so much magic and medical supplies.

[biscuitkazoo]

Anyone else's Tav romancing Astarion without letting him feed off of them? Or is that just me?