#Author: AmberXBoone

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Title: Missionary Man

Author: AmberXBoone (@amberxboone​)

Artist: Tallula03 (@alicetallula​)

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Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence Tags: Murder Husbands, AU (no Supernatural), Lawyer Castiel, neuroscientist Dean WInchester, rock band Dean Winchester, anal sex, oral sex, shower sex,  References to gun violence, stabbings, gore, references to domestic violence, unsafe sex, blood covered sex, drug use/drug use reference

Summary: Castiel Novak, Esq. is a struggling Manhattan attorney who has made one too many mistakes at work. In order to make up for it, partners Chuck Shurley and Zachariah Adler task him with killing the star witness in the firm’s biggest trial, a fraud case against Niveus Pharmaceuticals. That witness is disgraced whistleblower neuroscientist Dean Winchester, who has been playing rock star since being fired from his job. But after stalking Dean in the bars and clubs where his band plays, Castiel winds up in Dean’s bed instead, and the two decide to take out the people after them to save themselves.

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Ungod

Author: AmberXBoone

Artist: Rezal

Rating: Explicit

Pairings: Castiel/Dean Winchester; Lisa Braeden/Dean Winchester (past); Castiel/Kelly Kline (past); Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester; Cassie Robinson/Dean Winchester; (past); John Winchester/Mary Winchester; Lee Webb/Dean Winchester (past)

Length: 58922

Warnings: Minor Character Death

Tags: Lawyer Dean Winchester; Priest Castiel (Supernatural); Lawyer Sam Winchester; John and Mary Winchester are Alive; Castiel is Jack Kline's Parent; Corrupt Priests; Explicit Sexual Content; Alternate Universe - Lawyers; Murder Mystery

Summary: Dean Winchester, Esq. never really wanted to be part of the family business. But, here he is, working at his father’s NYC law firm, being told to represent some Church whose head priest allegedly stole thousands of donated dollars from parishioners. One day, lost and confused, Dean wanders into the Church confessional, finding solace in a faceless voice. Later that night, Dean wanders out of a bar with a lonely stranger - only to wake up and realize that the body that spent the night in his bed was the same shadowy figure behind the confessional screen. Dean soon learns that Father Castiel Novak knows all the Church’s secrets and wants to expose Father Chuck Shurley and everyone else there – but after one of the nuns, Sister Isabella, is found dead after knowing too much, Castiel and Dean have to figure out how to lose this case for the Church while making sure Castiel isn’t the next victim of the truth.

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2023 SPN Bang Bang Masterlist

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Trick Shot Author:  tiamatv Artist: keziahrain Masterpost | Fic | Art

Roses are my favorite flower Author:  DimitriEvans Artist: BlackKityy Masterpost | Fic | Art

Dared You To Kiss Me Author:  angelshotgun Artist: Kinetic-Passion Masterpost | Fic | Art

Talk Dirty to Me Author:  ElsaSigyn Artist: bluewolven Masterpost | Fic | Art

Wolves Rush In Author:  anyrei and queerwerewolf Artist: Hectatess Masterpost | Fic | Art

The Last Night Author:  FriendofCarlotta Artist: xfancyfranart Masterpost | Fic | Art

Invasive Species Author:  Tossukka Artist: hexentaenzerin Masterpost | Fic | Art

In a Flash Author:  Redamber79 Artist: PetraAmia Masterpost | Fic | Art

Prayer to a False God Author:  K_A_Mindin Artist: Sketch gaytedlasso Masterpost | Fic | Art

Under Lock & Key Author:  Trenchcoat_Paradigm Artist: szlez Masterpost | Fic | Art

No Vacancy Author:  AmberXBoone Artist: DimitriEvans Masterpost | Fic | Art

A Funny Thing Called Fate Author:  S1nging_Y0u_S0ftly (@king4aday) Artist: PetraAmia Masterpost | Fic | Art

Last Night on Earth Author:  butterflyslinky Artist: sidewinder Masterpost | Fic | Art

The Main Attraction Author:  SakuraKitty Artist: hexentaenzerin Masterpost | Fic | Art

Feast Author:  themauvesoul Artist: BasketcaseBetty Masterpost | Fic | Art

Take Me Down Author:  GhoulsnHalos Artist: keziahrain Masterpost | Fic | Art

Just the Right One Author:  Hectatess Artist: acaademicqueer Masterpost | Fic | Art

Nativity in Black Author:  LadyKnightSkye Artist: demonicsoulmates-art Masterpost | Fic | Art

Uncaged Heat Author:  Eyes_of_a_Tragedy & tfw_cas Artist: ariasune Masterpost | Fic | Art

A bed of thorny flowers Author:  michaelmilligan Artist: PetraAmia Masterpost | Fic | Art

Boy Leave Your Boots by the Bed Author:  an_ardent_rain Artist: DimitriEvans Masterpost | Fic | Art

you are not your own (1 corinthians 6:19) Author:  howldean Artist: SoloArcana Masterpost | Fic | Art

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Missionary Man

Author: AmberXBoone (@amberxboone​) Artist: Tallula03 (@alicetallula​) Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence  Tags: Murder Husbands, AU (no Supernatural), Lawyer Castiel, neuroscientist Dean WInchester, rock band Dean Winchester, anal sex, oral sex, shower sex,  References to gun violence, stabbings, gore, references to domestic violence, unsafe sex, blood covered sex, drug use/drug use reference

Summary: Castiel Novak, Esq. is a struggling Manhattan attorney who has made one too many mistakes at work. In order to make up for it, partners Chuck Shurley and Zachariah Adler task him with killing the star witness in the firm's biggest trial, a fraud case against Niveus Pharmaceuticals. That witness is disgraced whistleblower neuroscientist Dean Winchester, who has been playing rock star since being fired from his job. But after stalking Dean in the bars and clubs where his band plays, Castiel winds up in Dean's bed instead, and the two decide to take out the people after them to save themselves. Promo: Dean reaches down to Castiel, pulls him back up until he’s standing, kisses Castiel like no one has kissed him before. “Who are you, Castiel? Why have you been everywhere I’ve been for like a week?”

Castiel kisses him back, slips his tongue along the edges of Dean’s lips. “I’m supposed to kill you.”

“Yeah, I kind of figured that.” Dean’s fingers move up to Castiel’s face. “You’re not doing a good job.”

“I know. I don’t really think I ever intended to do a good job.” Castiel lets his hands fall to Dean’s waist. “At least, not once I saw you.”

“So who sent you to do it? Hitman hired by my ex-boss to stop me from telling the truth at that fucking trial next month?” Dean presses his forehead into Castiel’s. “I always hated that asshole. How much did he say he’d pay you?”

“No, no not a hitman, or whatever. Not professionally, I mean.” Castiel can still feel the water raining down on his body. “I’m a lawyer—for the firm representing Niveus”

“They’re sending lawyers to kill people now?” Dean’s lips brush against Castiel’s as he speaks. “Do you charge hourly for that?”

“I don’t know, probably.” Castiel’s knee is in between Dean’s legs, pinning him up against the wall. “It was basically get you out of the way or lose my job. I think I know which way things are going now.”

“You can kill me right now. I won’t make a sound.” Dean kisses Castiel’s again, fingertips running along his jaw.

“The only thing I want to do to you is this—what we did last night, what we’re doing right now.” Castiel takes a step back, away from Dean, just enough to see all of him. His soaking wet body, the way droplets of water run down his chest, to his stomach, dripping off his thighs. “Fuck, that’s all I can even think about right now.”

Dean slips around Castiel, letting their skin touch as he climbs out of the shower. He runs a towel over his face, the eyeliner traces disappearing, before tying it around his waist. Strands of hair are all stuck to his forehead, and Castiel can

barely even remember how wound up here, or why he’s here. All he can do is watch Dean under the stark white bathroom lights and imagine all the things he wants to do to him, to his body. He wants to bend Dean over right here, over the bathroom counter, fuck him until he can’t take being fucked any more. Hold Dean face-down on the floor, spread him apart, make forget about every word Castiel had just told him. Make him forget about everything, everyone in the entire goddamn world, but Castiel.

But Dean turns off the shower, pulls Castiel by the wrists, until he’s back on the tiled floor, until their bodies are touching again. “You know what’s going to happen now, right?”

“I lose my job. Maybe worse. Probably worse.” Castiel can feel the fabric of Dean’s towel rubbing into him. “Maybe I’m the one at the bottom of a river with my brains blown out by the end of the weekend.”

“No.” Dean’s tongue finds its way between Castiel’s teeth. “We get them before they get us.”

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Title: Ungod

Author: AmberXBoone

Artist: Rezal

Rating: Explicit

Pairings: Dean Winchester/Castiel, Dean Winchester/Lisa Braeden (past-mentioned), Castiel/Kelly Kline (past-mentioned), Sam Winchester/Eileen Leahy

Length: 40000

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply; Minor Character Death

Tags: Lawyer Dean Winchester; Priest Castiel; Explicit Sexual Content; Castiel is Jack Kline's Father; Religious Rebellion; Church Corruption; Alternative Universe; John & Mary are alive; Lawyer Sam Winchester; Sexual Content in public/semi-public places

Posting Date: November 6, 2023

Summary: Dean Winchester, Esq. never really wanted to be part of the family business. But, here he is, working at his father's NYC law firm, being told to represent some church whose head priest allegedly stole thousands of donated dollars from parishioners. One day, lost and confused, Dean wanders into the church confessional, finding solace in a faceless voice. Later that night, Dean wanders out of a bar with a lonely stranger - only to wake up and realize that the body that spent the night in his bed was the same shadowy figure behind the confessional screen. Dean soon learns that Father Castiel Novak knows all the church’s secrets and wants to expose Father Chuck Shurley and everyone else there – but after one of the nuns, Sister Isabella, is found dead after knowing too much, Castiel and Dean have to figure out how to lose this case for the church while making sure Castiel isn’t the next victim of the truth.

Excerpt: To the shadow on the other side of the hazy screen, Dean says, “Bless me father, for I have sinned.” There’s nothing but silence at first, but it’s followed by the sound of a body shifting on the other side of the divider, of breathing that’s unsure and unsteady. “Tell me—” Castiel’s voice is low, breaking as he speaks. Dean moves closer to the screen, pressing his fingers against it. “Last night, I was with someone I wasn’t supposed to be with. Or more like, someone who wasn’t supposed to be with me.” “And you feel—guilt because of this?” Castiel is still just an outline in the barely-there light. “Guilt?” Dean leans forward now, pressing his forehead into the screen. “No. I don’t know what I feel, but it isn’t guilt. Maybe regret.” “You regret being with this person?” Castiel’s shadow has grown closer now, and just the presence of his body reminds Dean of last night, of the way Castiel was all over him. “No.” Dean can feel Castiel’s fingertips press against his own, through aluminum mesh that separates them. “I regret that I’m not someone else. I regret that he left because of who I am. Because he found how who I am.” “Why?” Castiel sighs against the screen, and Dean closes his eyes, remembers the way it felt when Castiel exhaled into his mouth last night, the way it felt when Castiel kissed him. Dean isn’t sure how to answer that question. He isn’t sure he really wants to admit to last night being something different, something more than what he was used to lately. “I just wanted him to stay—or come back—I don’t know.” Castiel leans into the mesh, fingers still running along Dean’s. “I panicked. I realized who you are—and I didn’t know what to do, or what to say. I told you that you didn’t do anything wrong.” “I mean, I did, right? At least, you believe we did something wrong? You ran out on me.” Dean doesn’t even know what he’s saying. He shouldn’t be here, shouldn’t be doing any of this. But, right now, he can’t bring himself to care. “No. Nothing you did was wrong. You were—perfect.” Castiel’s words trail off. “And I haven’t stopped thinking about you since I walked out of your apartment.” Dean knows that’s a lie. No one has ever told him he’s perfect. Maybe his mother, once or twice. “Did you make up all that stuff about having a kid? About it being his birthday? Didn’t you take a vow of celibacy, or whatever it’s called?” “No, that was the truth. I have a son. You aren’t my first indiscretion,” Castiel says. “That’s all I am.” Dean backs up in the darkness, further from Castiel. So many times, he’s been the drunken lapse in judgment, the starting point of a long walk of shame. But he’s never felt like a sin until now.

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Title: No Vacancy

Author: AmberXBoone

Artist: DimitriEvans

Primary Ship: Dean Winchester/Castiel

Other Ships: N/A

Length: 5836

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Dean & Castiel First Time Having Sex, Dean and Castiel on a Hunt, Dean and Castiel Make Creative Use of Castiel's Tie, Anal Sex, Dean Winchester Loves Castiel, Castiel Loves Dean Winchester, Explicit Language

Summary:

Dean and Cas finish up a hunt for some ghouls on Long Island, NY, and wind up spending the night at a rundown motel where the walls are too thin. After overhearing the activities of their next-door neighbors, Dean and Cas finally confront their feelings for one another and let themselves finally give in to each other.

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Title: No Vacancy

Author: AmberXBoone

Artist: DimitriEvans

Primary Ship: Dean Winchester/Castiel

Other Ships: N/A

Length: 5834

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Dean & Castiel First Time Having Sex, Dean and Castiel on a Hunt, Dean and Castiel Make Creative Use of Castiel's Tie, Anal Sex, Dean Winchester Loves Castiel, Castiel Loves Dean Winchester, Explicit Language

Posting Date: September 16, 2023

Summary:

Dean and Cas finish up a hunt for some ghouls on Long Island, NY, and wind up spending the night at a rundown motel where the walls are too thin. After overhearing the activities of their next-door neighbors, Dean and Cas finally confront their feelings for one another and let themselves finally give in to each other.

Excerpt:

The moaning on the other side of the wall starts around 2:00 am. Dean knows because he looks at his watch the first time a woman’s voice calls out "Oh God," followed by, "Fuck me, fuck me as hard as you want." From behind Dean’s head, the wall shakes with the force of a headboard hitting it on the other side. A man’s voice follows, but it’s all muffled grunts through the sheetrock and wood.

“Shit, I don’t want to listen to this.” Dean rolls over, mumbles into the pillow. The banging against the wall just grows louder, faster. And Castiel is still sitting on the end of the bed, half focused on the television. His eyes meet Dean’s and then fall away.

“I hope they stop soon,” is all Castiel says. “So many humans call out to God like a prayer when they’re—” He stops, as if he’s trying to think of the right words.

“Fucking?” Dean pulls himself up onto his elbows, moving further from the wall as it rattles behind him. “You can say it, Cas. I’m not going to judge you. And people do it as kind of a reflex, I think, when something feels good. They’re not really thinking—they aren’t really talking to God.”

“I know.” Castiel turns to Dean. “Do you ever do that? Do you ever say God’s name when you’re— ,” Castiel looks away again, but he moves slightly up on the mattress closer to Dean, before he says it, “Fucking?”

“I try to keep God out of things generally, you know?” Dean sits up now, running his hand along the pulled-tight sheets, haphazardly touching Castiel’s fingers. “Especially fucking.”

Dean barely realizes that the once-distant moaning is louder now, or that the rhythm of the banging on the wall has grown faster, he barely realizes anything, except for Castiel, all blue eyes and wrinkled clothes, sitting less than a foot away from him on the bed. He isn’t sure what to say or how to say it, he isn’t even sure he should say anything because he’ll probably say something stupid. “You could be with that bartender right now, doing whatever. She was pretty hot, I guess. So why are you here?”

“I told you I had no interest in that.” Castiel’s fingertips cross over the veins on Dean’s hand. “I told you I no interest in that with her.”

“What is that supposed to mean?” Dean turns his wrist so that Castiel’s finger traces over his palm now. “You have someone in mind? Or she just wasn’t your type?”

“I don’t know. Why does it matter?” Castiel slides his hand away from Dean’s. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry I was just doing that—touching you like that. It’s just been a long couple of days. Maybe I should go for a walk. Maybe I should leave and let you sleep.”

“I didn’t ask you to stop.” Dean reaches out, wraps his hand around Castiel’s.

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Title: Crooked Halo

Author: AmberXBoone

Artist: Sheepstiel

Primary Ship: Dean Winchester/Castiel

Other Ships: N/A

Length: 5230

Warnings: N/A

Tags: Castiel healing Dean with his grace; Hurt Dean; Shower Hand Jobs; Blow Jobs on the Impala; Sex on a Church Altar; Castiel Quotes the Bible During Sex; Explicit Sexual Content; Explicit Language.

Summary:

Dean and Cas take out a vamp nest on a hunt that almost goes all wrong when Dean is injured. Cas lets Dean take his grace to heal him, and they spend the next couple of days getting closer than ever before. 

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On behalf of the mods, thank you to all the writers, artists and betas who helped make this bang possible. Twenty new fics ranging from fluff to filth and everything in between.

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Stay tuned. We may be doing some fun bingos and prompts over the next few months. In the meantime, here's the masterlist of all of the fics. You can also click here for the 2022 SPN Bang Bang collection on A03.

this ain't for the best (but i want you) Author: jewishdeanwinchester Artist: sailorsally Masterpost | Fic | Art

This Heart and Flesh Shall Fail Author: ValandraWrites Artist: ThePixelAgora Masterpost | Fic | Art

Unadventurous Author: Tossukka Artist: Klayr Masterpost | Fic | Art

Under Heat Author: seasidemeow Artist: wigglebox Masterpost | Fic | Art

In Thrall Author: SomethingBlue42 Artist: strwbryshortie Masterpost | Fic | Art

Red Carnation Author: angelshotgun (TatteredBurningWings) Artist: wigglebox Masterpost | Fic | Art

Color Me Mated Author: PetraAmia Artist: nickelkeep Masterpost | Fic | Art

All I Want of the World Author: ersatzangel Artist: Kireadraws Masterpost | Fic | Art

Crooked Halo Author: AmberXBoone Artist: Sheepstiel Masterpost | Fic | Art

The Perfect Lemon Pie Author: magicaldinosaur Artist: KineticPassion Masterpost | Fic | Art

Right In Front of His Salad Author: redamber79  Artist: casarts Masterpost | Fic | Art

The Omega Challenge Author: ElsaSigyn Artist: PetraAmia Masterpost | Fic | Art

Seven Year Itch Author: tiamatv Artist: Hexentaenzerin Masterpost | Fic | Art

Solo, Duo, Trio Author: nickelkeep Artist: PetraAmia Masterpost | Fic | Art

Growing a new half soul Author: hedderstheowl Artist: Solstheim Masterpost | Fic | Art

Dream A Little Dream of Me Author: Autrice Artist: sins_of_vale Masterpost | Fic | Art

In Place Author: freezefawn Artist: Sidewinder Masterpost | Fic | Art

Baby Girl Author: butterflyslinky Artist: staneatscrayons Masterpost | Fic | Art

Constructive Criticism Author: tea_or_die Artist: Wigglebox Masterpost | Fic | Art

Cuffin' Season Author: fullvoid Artist: Solstheim Masterpost | Fic | Art

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Title: Crooked Halo

Author: AmberXBoone

Artist: Sheepstiel

Primary Ship: Dean Winchester/Castiel

Other Ships: N/A

Length: 5230

Warnings: N/A

Tags: Castiel healing Dean with his grace; Hurt Dean; Shower Hand Jobs; Blow Jobs on the Impala; Sex on a Church Altar; Castiel Quotes the Bible During Sex; Explicit Sexual Content; Explicit Language.

Posting Date: August 19, 2022

Summary:

Dean and Cas take out a vamp nest on a hunt that almost goes all wrong when Dean is injured. Cas lets Dean take his grace to heal him, and they spend the next couple of days getting closer than ever before. 

Excerpt:

In the shadow of a broken statue of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Castiel tastes the whiskey on Dean Winchester’s tongue. Underneath the glare of moonlight spilling through a cracked stained-glass Virgin Mary, Castiel’s fingers find Dean’s mouth, run along Dean’s teeth. And in this place, where so many used to beg God for forgiveness for their sins, Castiel wants nothing more than to be condemned.

“Should we have checked into some other motel, or something?” Castiel says, watching Dean’s bottom lip become wet with saliva as he moves his fingertip over it.

“No.” Dean drops the empty bottle still in his hand onto the ground. “I’m tired of motels. Tired of sleeping in some bed that belongs to no one. Tired of listening to other people’s conversations, other people fucking, through walls. You know. It’s quiet here. No one getting railed by their husband’s best friend or something like that.”

Hours ago, after the middle-of-the-road blow job Dean had given Castiel, they had found this place, at the end of some highway at the end of some town. Dean had texted Sam, told Sam they needed one more night for this hunt, to take out the entire vamp nest. And Sam had responded with 'Sure Dean', and Dean knows Sam knows he’s just lying, but it doesn’t matter anymore.

Hours ago, in the sunset, as he picked the lock on the door of this long-neglected world, Dean had asked Castiel if all of this was okay, if this is what he really wanted, if he wanted to stop all of this before it went any further. And Castiel had responded only by kissing the back of Dean’s neck and breaking the metal reinforcement above the splintered keyhole.

They’d shared a bottle of bourbon that Dean had in the trunk of the Impala, and now Dean is maybe drunk and Castiel is maybe buzzed, and they’re both trying to pretend that what they’re going to do here, in this empty sanctuary, isn’t inevitable, hasn’t been inevitable for years. They’re both trying to pretend that they didn’t find this place, pick this place, because there’s no better place for Castiel to fall than in a discarded house of God.