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[porkcutletbowl44]

Coming from the last chapter of "far from perfect"

You just... Poor Keegan deserved at least a kiss! God, the energy between him and the reader makes me giggle like a schoolgirl! It's so cute and AHHH

Poor baby really deserved a kiss, even when it was one the cheek. Omg imagine Simon would have seen that 😈

No joke, I hate his ass so much in the story. I mean, it's meant to be that way but still. I would have punched in the face. And his new bitch??? Girl, she would pick the wrong enemy. Reader Chan is too nice. When she said, that no men would want us, I would have straight up told her that Simon fucked us even after we signed the divorce papers 🤷‍♀️

Sorry for the rambling 😭

Take care and stay hydrated

xoxo Lilith

Hiiiii!!! 💜

I know Keegan deserves a lil smooch, he'd be SO happy- but it goes against the rules of a slow build 😔 the first smooch has to be at the right timing, with the right build up 🫣

And ooohhhhhhh boyyyyyy does Simon have a lil treat coming up ��👀👀 his little side piece thingy whatever you wanna call it is gonna have some karma served pipping fucking HOT 🤭

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THE RAMBLING I LIVE FOR IT AHSJHSGSHA 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tumblr.com/st7rnioioss/756877091526541312/my-babyyyu?source=share my BABY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my smiley boyyyyyy i love him

[arliedraws]

Idk if Prongsfoot is endgame in the Slytherin Sirius’ universe, especially since the whole switch, but I am so not ready. I can already taste my heart breaking.

On another note, the way Sirius was so focused on Harry, in “The Wind Falls in Like Stones”, makes my heart ache. It’s literally the cutest and most saddest thing ever.

The first thing he thought about when he awakened was Harry. Where he was, seeing him, making sure he was alright. Ughh, they make me sick. The desperation! It was just so heart shattering. They’re killing meeeeeee 😭💔

The fact that Sirius is pretty much all alone in this world is in itself very sad. My poor baby can’t catch a break. I can’t wait for Sirius and Harry to meet again. He [Harry] won’t know him of course, but at least Sirius will be able to see that he’s alright [well at least this version of Harry].

Gosh, what if Harry dies? Like, in a world where James and Lily [honestly any of the Marauders] live, Harry dies. Oooh, maybe he somehow dies at the same time original Harry gets AK’d by Voldemort and it sends original Harry into au Harry’s body. Dun dun dun. Okay, let me stop. Now i’m just yapping.

Ahhh, there’s definitely going to be some EMOTIONS around James finding out that Sirius isn’t HIS Sirius anymore.

But yeah, I do think that no matter what, Harry is always his first concern. That’s his boyyyyyy. And y’know, stayed tuned. There’s. Stuff there too.

I’m glad you seem to be enjoying it! My updating schedule is a bit…delayed, but we’ll keep solving the questions/mysteries as they come!

[we-all-get-hats]

finally put on my big boy pants to watch the ofmd season 2 trailer and WHERE IS MY BABY BOYYYYYY 😭😭😭 LUCIUS WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?

[judas-is-so-so-silly]

Thanks @ifritfan for the tag! :)) (sorry its taken me forever to do it lol)

1️⃣ first song i remember listening to: If I Die Young by The Band Perry. This song was my first FAVORITE song ever :)

🧒middle school anthem: Monster by Skillet and Animal I Have Become by 3 Days Grace. I was a baby emo and i still love both songs 🥺

🚗road trip: My car doesn’t have bluetooth so i mostly listen to my CD’s. I have Infestissumam, Impera, and Ceremony and Devotion (Ghost) and the 3 Days Grace self titled album :)

🫣guilty pleasure artist(s): I have a few, Ayesha Erotica (I strictly only 🏴‍☠️ her music), Slayyyter, Mareux, Lana Del Rey, and ABBA

💯know all the lyrics to: Pretty much all Mitski, LDR, and Ghost. And A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (P!atD). And a good amount of Type O Negative. I really enjoy memorization so I could go on for a while :)

😭song that makes me cry: ooooo, Life Eternal (Ghost), Two Slow Dancers, Pearl Diver, Eric, I Don’t Smoke, That’s Our Lamp, and probably more by Mitski, Ghost Waltz, Melting Waltz, and Ethan’s Waltz by Abel Korzeniowski, and the whole String Quartet 8 in C Minor by Dmitri Shostakovich! The story is what makes me cry buts its actually a bop

🤬song to scream: I Miss the Misery (Halestorm), Death Knell, Mummy Dust, Watcher in the Sky, Twenties, Spirit, Faith, and probably more Ghost, I Hate Everything About You (3 Days Grace), Addicted (Saving Abel), Moskau (Rammstien), and I Don’t Wanna Be Me (Type O Negative)

🔥fav music video: RRRRRRRATS!!! and He Is (Ghost) but normally im not much of a music video person :/

🥰current fav band: DEFINETLY Calabrese and Sleep Token atm! I love them both SO much and I heavily recommend them both, esp if you like Ghost!!!

🏟️want to see live: RAMMSTIEN AND FALL OUT BOYYYYYY!!!!!!

🏝️one song on repeat for the rest of my life: Serenade for Strings in E Minor By Antonin Dvorak!!! Its so pretty I love it :)))

🔁stuck on repeat: My top songs for the month have been: Inamorta (Mareux), I don’t wanna cry (kurrfew), DEATH OF A PREDATOR (Banshee), All Things End (Hozier), Strangelove (Lebanon Hanover), Kiss Me Thru the Phone (That Kid), Bananza (Akon), Faeries Aire and Death Waltz (John Stump and Julio Abreu), Summertime (Mareux), and last but NOT least: Eat Your Young (Hozier)

Gonna tag: @copias-thicc-thighs and @serpent-of-temptation :))

[4kts]

HELLO??? just read the prologue of bell's butt card and omg.....

DONG-GYUN IS SO ADORABLE?!?!?!?!?

Hihihihihihi maybe... Maybe I'll make a bot of him... 🙈🙈

I'll read the rest of the chapters first, I really hope we'll see more of him 😭🙏

and Beelzebub...

MY MANNNNN 💕💕💕💕💕 i love how feral he was yet still being childish 🥺🥺🥺

My sweet baby boyyyyyy 🥰🥰

Okay but... The way mc described his ass tho 🤭

yes... I want his ass to be mine hanaisbsusbauavsuahauahsjsjsi *foams in mouth and dies*

[harryfeatgaga]

HE SOUNDS LIKE HE JUST WOKE UP LIKE THAT'S BABY POOKIE IM SO SAD😭😭😭😭😭😭

IM GOIJNG TO FUCKIGJN SOBBJNGHVIJNVHUIJNFHVJIF HES SOOO BABYYFBGHUJFBHFHUJFHIJK MY SLEEEEPY SLEEPY BOYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

a happy lil Tumble for you! 🥰

SOH I AM ON THE GROUND SOBBING LOOK AT HIM

[spidercrimes]

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[nattinatalia]

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allabouturname Y/N tonight at the Premios Juventud 👑🖤

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iambeckyg Goo queen 🔥

farinamusic 🐐

yourusername I was nervous 🙈 I mean I was performing next to two legends 🔥 😭🙏🏻

jackharlow 🤤 😋 You did great baby, loved both performances 🔥

yourusername 🙈🙈 stop it I’m shy!!!!!

jackharlow No you’re not 😂😏

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allaboutjackharlow Jack a few nights ago when he spotted y/n and their daughter in the crowd.

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yourusername We missed daddy so we had to go surprise him. Thanks to Urb who helped me plan this.

jackharlow I missed my girls too 🥺💜 so fucking happy that you two surprised me.

druski2funny Don’t feel too special y/n, he looks at me the same 😏

yourusername Boyyyyyy if you don’t get away from my man. I told you already, I don’t share.

jackharlow 😂😂 You two always fighting, I have enough for the both of y’all.

yourusername No you don’t, if that’s the case, I have enough for you and Aubrey 😉

druski2funny Lmao

jackharlow Oh we’re going there huh?

champagnepapi Don’t bring me into this… alsooo, I might be down. Depends. What y’all offering???

jackharlow We’re not offering a damn thing, see what you do babe 😤

yourusername 🤪🤪🤪

druski2funny So are we sharing or na??? 🤔

jackharlow NOO!!!!

[dingyuxi]

seojoon my baby boyyyyyy 😭

[rillils]

Rils, sweetie! Something tells me you need to see This Goddamn Face™ right about now? 🥺🥺🥺💕

YOUR HONOUR I WILL NEVER EVER GET OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEAN, I MEAN!!! Just look at himmmmm 😭😭😭 That dainty mouth?? Those precious little ears??? Officer you need to arrest this baby for being too fucking cute for his own good 😫

Also, I hope your weekend has been lovely and that you're doing well! ✨ Sending all the hugs! 💖💕

Kay baby, I swear you read my mind!! 😍😍😍 GET A LOAD OF THAT BOYYYYYY 💖💖💖💖💫💫💫💫 DAT LIL FACE!!! THE HEART-SHAPED LIPS!! THE PRECIOUS NOSE!! He's sweeter than a jar of nutella, this boy 😍😍💕💕💕

Kaayyyyyy I owe you big for this, honey 😘😘😘 I hope your weekend's been great too, and I wish you an amazing week, full of hugs and cuddles, so so many cuddles!! Ilysm baby 😘💕

[hookingminor]

he had to wear a fishbowl around his head right after

OH MY GOD MY BABY BOYYYYYY NOOOO 😭😭😭

[jawd]

A FUCKING GAURDIAN SHOT AND KILLED LITO 😭😭😭😭😭 MY BABY BOYYYYYY

[xxgothchatonxx]

I’ve had a VERY long day, so let’s decompress with some Hanni & Friends! No picture included but today’s episode is sponsored by Teddy, my watch along buddy!

Takiawase:

* FISHING BOYYYYYY, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

* ABBY!!!!!!

* Looooove that she’s there with him!!!!

* WHAT IF I START CRYING!!!!!!

* Beverly is my new fav.

* OHHHHH WILL!!! Finally you told SOMEONE!!! Glad it was Bev!

* & on this weeks Murder POV: A Bee!

* Fredick!!! Ughhhh HEADACHES!

* I literally “HA”‘Ed on “ you will be my last thought on Will Graham. You can dine on that for years.” CANNIBALISM PUNS!!!!

* Awe booo they’re breaking up

* BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

* Ughhhhhh this WOMAN! Her closeness to death & her want for it! ALIVE! AMAZING!

* JIMMY IS AN apiarist (study of honey bees)?????

* REMOVED THE EYES & BRAIN FOR THE HIVE LMAOOOO

* BECAUSE SHE KNOWS, HANNIBAL! GOOD. FOR. HER! But that’s also how you die, Beverly.

* NARCOANALTYIC?? FREDICK!!!!!!!

* CHAOS CHORUS I LOVE IT!!! IS THAT AN ORGAN??

* OH MY GOD THE LIGHTS I AM LOVING THISSSSSSSSSSSS

* Back in his safe haven. My poor thing.

* HANNIBAL, WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT???

* INDUCING SEIZURES!!!

* OHHH FREDICK IS ONTO HIM! THIS IS EXCITING!

* THE WAY HE SAID INDUCED & LOOKED AT HANNI LMAOOOOO

* HIGH BELLA BEST BELLA

* GOD I’M SO SAD WHENEVER I SEE BELLA & I KNOW I SHOULDN’T BECAUSE SHE’S JUST SO OKAY WITH IT! & I LOVE IT BUT SOCIETY HAS TAUGHT US TO PITY THEM!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

* AWEEEEE JACK!!! HE DOES DESERVE RIGHTS!!!!

* HIS REMEMBER HER MONOLOGUE!!!!😭

* LOBOTOMIZED??? IN THIS DAY & AGE??

* An acupuncturist, OF COURSE! LOVE HER ROOM! A BILLION PLANTS!!!

* HOLY FUCK IS THAT WIRESS??? (Damn, hate that that’s the only thing I can pick her out from. Catching Fire best THG book AND movie!!)

* WIRESS! HER LAUGH! HER FUCKING GRIN!!! DELICIOUS!

* OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?? He’s been ZOMBIFIED! WITH BEES!

* And just like that! Bev knows JUST WHAT TO DO!

* HE TOOK HIS KIDNEY? HE GOT A SNACK OUT OF HIM!!!

* GOD PLEASE NO, I CAN’T SEE THIS AGAIN!! NOOOOO NO NO NO MY POOR BABY!!!!

* & Will is FINALLY seeing what’s happening!

* YOU WERE RIGHT, HANNIBAL NEEDS TO FUCK RIGHT OFF!

* NO MORE BEV & HANNI PLEASE!!!!!

* Me, trying hard not to scream to wake my friend up: HE’S EATING THEM, BEVERLY!

* Wiress, I’m so happy for your honesty. But you are going to JAIL!

* BELLA! MY BELOVED!

* Bella getting all Greek seems appropriate.

* Morphine overdose…not so much. And going to Hannibal. But it’s so interesting to see how much of a safe space Hannibal is to her. Because he is NOT like that to us AT ALL! But she doesn’t know him like we do.

* BELLA DON’T YOU DARE! I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE TO GO, I SAW THE GIFS!

* DO SOMETHING, YOU BASTARD!

* Don’t just sit back & STARE, YOU LITERAL PSYCHOPATH!

* Going all Harvey Dent on us, are we? OH MY GOD, HE DID!

* HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hate the circumstance, but love it nonetheless!

* BEVERLY! B&E, very sexy!!!

* Oh, she found his stash!

* OH SHE FOUND HIS STASH!!!!!! She’s wearing the jacket she wore in that gif. Please don’t let this be what I think it is.

* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOW

My mum's initial reaction to Bev's fate was "oh thank god, I've been waiting for someone to catch onto- OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO! NO, FUCK THIS! NO, I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO FIND OUT!"

See? Told you Bella has one of the best scenes in the entire series. And Hanni's face is like "yep, deserved that" 😂

Also... hmm... Mads Mikkelsen as Harvey Dent... *looks at WB* I mean, it could work! MATT REEVES, GET ON THIS PLEASE!