#BITCH!!!!

[simpjaes]

😭 cannot believe that I, tumblr user simpjaes, have a friend that balances me out so well!?

@drunkhazed sent me soooo much for my birthday 🥹 i WAS SUPPOSED TO CRY ABOUT IT but i ended up getting the zoomies instead, fr spent all day at work today excited to come home and go through everything thoroughly just to spam her with lame ass videos of me being sappy and dumb ; u ;

she fr got us matching pc holders for our enha men LIKE?!? and so many pcs!!! LIL SKETCH BOOK AND ERASERS!! and like, soooo much more but MAN!! all i know is that i don't entirely deserve her and her fucking immaculate gift giving skills??? BUT!! I DO NOT CARE, THAT'S MY FAVE OOMF!

also the letters ;u; had my ass borderline punching a hole in the wall. I LOVE MY FRIENDS, I RLY DO BUT YOU DRUNKHAZED!!!! are!!! so!!! special!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤 thank u for spoiling me and showing me all the time that I matter to u ; 3 ;

@drunkhazed / @neopuppy the ONLY PERSON TO TRULY MATCH MY FREAK!!! ONE OF THE ONLY PERSON TO NEVER JUDGE ME!!! trust you w p much everything, and i genuinely can’t wait to meet you and go to the aquarium together 🥹 couldn’t ask for a badder bitch in my life. I WILL CHERISH U!!!

[thiagodasilva]

Enzo Vogrincic covers Esquire España June ‘24 🖤

[melenae]

can we all get a stab at kemen like brutus n the gang w caesar

[t4tails]

young justice should maybe do ice breakers or something and then that way they wont be little assholes to a very sweet girl just trying to help

[nancythebisexualslutwheeler]

Every second of every day I’m like remember how you’re pregnant with twins lol

[cemeteryklaus]

Mike Warren forever and ever until the end of time.

[organicmatter]

tofu ‘egg’ salad best thing in the whole world

[spellswisp]

When someone gets a fact about Archie comics wrong

[thiagodasilva]

son heung min the man that you are…I’m on my knees

[macroglossus]

stop adding rapid bouncing echos from right ear to left ear in your songs it makes me DIZZY

[manyblinkinglights]

Oh BIG fucking Aedes mosquito coming for me out at the picnic table. Big stripey fucker. BITCH

[indigo-ghost-girl]

[delusional-mishaps]

he keeps stealing my youtube from the top corner to watch it 😞

[wutheringheightsfilm]

I GOT HOZIER TICKETS

[serostuffsmh]

Good you don't like Chisaki anymore, I can have him all to myself hihi

Did I read that correctly? Did you say anymore? Therefore implying that I liked him in the first place?

[transjudas]

SISTER TO SLEEP SECOND SONG AND IT SOUNDS SO GOOD