#BLOSC

[thirddoctor]

Evil Emperor Zurg + family

Oh, this is twisted fun! Fun for the whole evil family!

[gazumirei]

I've been seeing alot of hear me out cakes so I've decided to make my own

[luckychinacat]

It's my birth month (and also 🩷💜💙!) so I'm going to try to post a drawing every day, whether a new sketch from my sketchbook, or something I've never posted here before ❤️

Day 1,

I watched some episodes of my old favorite show this weekend trying to feel better. Still feel crappy, but at least I got to visit some old friends 🥰

[s7arcr0sser]

here to help if you ever need to convince someone to watch BLoSC

[sweetmariihs2]

A compilation of BLOSC Buzz in different outfits because in Toy Story he discovered that he's permanently stuck in his SR uniform (extremely rare sights):

Bonus gif: buzz anatomy?? I guess? wtf

Episode: Tag Team (during the LGMs exams)

There is more but I stopped watching blosc. For now. Only god knows when the hyperfocus will come back.

You guys can reblog and help me finish the post with the other outfits! That would be nice.

[assortedvillainvault]

Hello. Can I ask Lord Shen, NOS-4-A2, Horned King and Dr. Facilier with very smart but shy S/O?

Greetings Tumblr citizen, you most certainly can!! Love the variety here! Lowkey this was one of my favourites to write so I hope you like it!

Villains x SmartbutShy!S/O

Lord Shen

Oh? So you do talk.

You pointed out a discrepancy in the cannon’s design vs the quantity of gunpowder needed to shoot the given ammunition without careening backwards and killing the gunwolves – and all he could do was blink at you.

You spend all day hiding from the court, only to sneak in and tell him - to his face - that his weaponry was unfit for purpose, then propose a solution before he has time to open his beak??

...Are you engaged to anyone? Because if not he’s happy to remedy that-

As soon as your genius becomes apparent you go from barely present in Shen’s mind to a pillar of focus. He’s never met anyone so easily able to cut through the mess of mechanical and logistical issues of such vast quantities of metalwork – besides himself of course.

That you fall apart under any form of social pressure is...worrying however. China’s social hierarchy is a vicious thing, and such shyness is a weakness in even the most prosperous of courts – never mind his own.

He’s getting you a tutor. He cannot allow you to make an enemy within his walls when you are so closely intertwined. His word means much now that he’s killed most who would go against it, but he cannot protect you from everyone.

NOS4A2

Oh scrap and damn it all-!

It’s all he can do not to smash the unresponsive controls, and instead whizzes off into the rafters for a sulk to brood.

This ship was fried. It was charged enough to get somewhere, but if he couldn’t pinpoint a heading then he might as well be stranded on a stray asteroid instead of a merchant class vessel, for all the good it would do him.

He rolls his optics and pouts as a crewmember comes rushing in, unaware as he idly sizes them up from his vantage point. Not a droid. Stuck and he can’t even snack. Heinous.

He recognises you. The little one who didn’t talk much. It was a wonder the bigger crew members hadn’t accidentally sat on you for all you seemed able to disappear in to the background.

He all but jolts as you give the console a WHAM and everything comes online again – and gawps delightedly as your little fingers fly over the display, resetting coordinates and triangulating their position in 3D space, manually.

He wasn’t expecting such a solid grasp of intergalactic maps & positioning to come from someone who can barely string a sentence together! What a lovely surprise!!

You turn with an aborted shriek as he swoops down and clamps a hand over your mouth, grinning. The doors short circuit and slam shut with a bang, leaving him to loom over you as he idly tucks a stray strand of hair behind your ear.

“Hello dear~” he purrs, chuckling as your eyes go wide. “Fancy being helpful?”

Horned King

A kindred spirit?? Finally.

He abhors unnecessary social interaction, so to find someone else who operates on the same principle is a breath of fresh air in his long, stale existence.

He's spent so long with only beasts, thickwitted huntsmen and Creeper for company that to see someone so clearly intelligent was almost a shock. The quiet, assesing draw in your eyes was what made him stop and consider you as someone of interest.

...Y’know, once he actually managed to speak to you. Crippling shyness on your end, a lack of patience for the living on his…

He perceives everybody in his lands as something to be used, and you are, unfortunately, no different no matter how many soft feelings you insist on wringing out of his dessicated black heart. Such a spark as yours cannot be wasted. But you are not suited for the battlefield.

It seems you might have a knack for statecraft, if the frankly boggling rate at which you read is any indication. You have an ability to catch loopholes and find solutions that actually help him run his ramshackle forces, and keep the castle running smoothly.

It turns out you are invaluable - and prone to making little nooks of book towers and blankets in his library. Which is adorable.

But only when reading. Spoken word renders you so anxious you can miss important details and become a doormat. A pity. But not an insurmountable issue.

Until they rot, his ears and mouth work perfectly well. You can be his sweet little shadow, and he the face of things.

He'd have it no other way, honestly.

Dr. Facilier

Now darlin, why so shy?

He’s watched you scurry away from his table more times than he can count. He gets the feeling that you’d cross over three streets and the river if you could, to avoid catching his eye on the way to work.

And yet… you always pass by. Watching as he shuffles his cards.

He’s mid scam on some hapless tourist, fingers deftly spinning though tricks as he pulls them into a tidy little scheme, when he catches you watching intently from the side.

Your eyes twitch down to his left sleeve. If he’d have been less of a showman he’d have frozen.

You sneaky little card counter – he tries a couple different tricks, catching where your eyes narrow as he slips cards under the table, into pockets and swaps coins out with dazzle enough to bamboozle even the slickest citygoer.

Your eyes track every single one.

Damn. He has GOT to get you on side. Can’t have such a cute clever thing like you out where he can’t see you…

He ignores the fact that his shadow has been leering at you for weeks and already knows where you live. Give a man some leeway if he likes to hear a cute little thing squeak when they trip over ‘nothing’ once in a while.

And it’s even cuter when he steps from the shadows and smoothly slips you under his arm.

After all! He couldn’t help but notice you don’t seem to have many friends, cher. And he can absolutely help you with that…

[darknoverse]

they're so peak to me

felt like i need to draw him again, i love him so so so so much . i hope to one day get that figurine i nEEED ITTTT

anyways yea i need to make comics about them and my other AU again, i have ideas but i never draw em lol

also rosetasma lore because i love the little fact that rose is such a compassionate empath when he relates to people . (hence how he got manipulated a bit too easily though lol)

(gonna be honest i'm gonna be properly adding the sharing status userboxes to my posts for certain f/os)

Taglist:

@candyheartedchy @berryshipbasket

@radaverse @tireddovahkiin

@banenotreally @lficanthaveloveiwantpower

@rexscanonwife @ree3942 @sunflawyer

@artcomestolife @self-shipping-crow @mothlessmood @retrorabbits @silverlining-ships @ellie-woody

@sweetheartharlow

[lovely0painter]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8634685/chapters/172063102

New nox short is up!

[star-mom-selkie]

now binging buzz lightyear of star command.. may live blog it we'll see

[forlovewithyou]

She suits well

[thirddoctor]

I don't have a problem with the idea of Zurg being a cyborg, even if it isn't my personal headcanon, but I'm always a little confused by how the thing I usually see people point to is "his hands can transform into guns"

because that's not what happens?

his gloves transform into guns around his hands

[gazumirei]

doodled a few of my fictional + past fictional crushes to test out a pen

[oomelet]

magma brain rot with my friend

[s7arcr0sser]

screenshot redraw commission for @herbalwolves from Revenge of the Monsters☆

Comparison:

[myrablurple]

I did the meme lol. Couldn’t bring myself to have Zurg say “arf” cause I can’t see him doing that but he will 100% say “yes dear” when Aurora is mad at him 😂

[fancyhats-and-fennelsbuds]

It makes me truly ponder that at the end of the day, in a possible Dream Daddy-like game with the Villains, the few rightwise to dwell in the Daddies' cul-de-sac would be John Silver, Toy Story/BLoSC's Emperor Zurg and Peg leg Pete

EDIT: let's not forget Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Or Alameda Slim and King Candy if we squint for the first's uncle/mentor status with the Willie brothers, and the second for having to look after a herd of rabuctious childrens.

Having intense mindblowns in the middle of the day on this very day

Also, an alternative Dream (Evil) Mommy sister game would be hardly more populated (the girls are outnumbered.🕯Dammit fictional male centrism) by maybe Yzma for having sort of raised Kuzco, the live-action Maleficent with her unexpected parenting twist and Tremaine and Gothel.