#BRO 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[express-archives]

REAL faye and chari. and also emilio. and hanan. and viola too... huh wow all of these guys are really fucked up aren't they?

t.he character s

[leclercwriting]

sugar baby | daniel ricciardo social media au

pairing: daniel ricciardo x fem!reader

you are daniel's spoiled young girlfriend

y/n.user

liked by yn'sbestfriend, danielricciardo and 1,349 others

caption: got myself a few gifts for surviving another semester

view all comments

user67: girl you're my pinterest board inspiration

y/n.user: omg really?

danielricciardo: smart girl

user5: DANNY RIC??

user8: omg daniel in random girls likings and comments??

user4: did him and his last gf broke up?

y/n'sbestfriend: you got this girl!

user08: who is this girl?

user2: is she rich?

user5: using daddy's money probably

user1: where are you from?

y/n.user: I'm from Australia! But I don't live there anymore

danielricciardo

liked by y/n.user, maxverstappen1 and 1,924,939 others

caption: enjoying retirement

view all comments

user5: omg y/n is in Australia too

user3: who's y/n?

user5: a girl who's apparently dating daniel. She's like a lot younger and still studying

user2: y/n is such a gold digger

user43: lmao y/n all over in daniel's comments

maxverstappen1: enjoy free time mate

danielricciardo: thanks maxy

user0: waiting for yn's post from aus

y/n.user

liked by landonorris, danielricciardo and 350,839 others

caption: ya'll wanted this so here you go

view all comments

user78: LMAO NOW WHAT?? they're so dating

user7: she cooked

user0: now waiting for a couple post

user33: she's like disgustingly younger than dan

y/n.user: I'm 25 clearly not a minor anymore btw

ussr0: girl get that bag from your sugar daddy

danielricciardo: 🤍

user1: bro she's just using you

user4: low-key ship them

user9: she's living every wattpad girls dream

y/n.user

liked by maxverstappen1, danielricciardo and 1,241,390 others

caption: my whole life everyone around me told me that I can't marry a rich older man.. guess what i did

view all comments

danielricciardo: You're using me for my money? :(

y/n.user: hell yeah sugar daddy

user4: unpopular opinion but i actually think that she's the most iconic wag

y/n.user: thankss but I don't like being called a wag💔 my man is no longer in f1 :(

user9: still gold digger

user3: poor daniel. She can't post a normal thing about him

y/n.user: thanks for your opinion "user3"

user20: GAGGED HIM

danielricciardo

liked by y/n.user, maxverstappen1 and 1,293,293 others

caption: I'm so lucky to call this beautiful, special and smart woman my wife

view all comments

y/n.user: lovee youuu

danielricciardo: to the moon and back

user5: they are clearly in love with each other please stop the hate

user2: the fact you all are hating on innocent smart woman

maxverstappen1: hot married couple

danielricciardo: real

y/n.user: u and kelly wanna join?

user359: she's so beautiful

user0: this post is so cute

y/n.user

liked by landonorris, danielricciardo and 350,839 others

caption: my hubby no longer in f1 i had to find a new drivers to rep for

view all comments

maxverstappen1: I'm the one she reps btw. Do yall see the shirt? Says all

landonorris: girl bffr it's me

danielricciardo: it's still me

user3: LOL all the boys fighting for y/n

user96: now we can finally stop the hate and saying bad things about her. All the drivers are friends with her and she's funny

user57: now this is ICONIC

user4: she's already going for their money

y/n.user: omg how did you find out my plan?? What am I gonna do now?

maxverstappen1

liked by y/n.user, danielricciardo and 2,424,299 others

caption: celebrating my friends daniel and y/n getting married

view all comments

y/n.user: thanks maxie

danielricciardo: we love you maxy

y/n.user: you* love him

maxverstappen1: love you too daniel (I like you too y/n but maybe a little less)

landonorris: why a whole post for them and not for me when i won in miami??

user43: max is so in love with them both

user3: max's crush getting married must hurt

user08: this post is what we needed

[manticorecure]

look at you, strawberry blond!

[redjukebox]

Feral fucking monster

[ckaulitzz]

bro me and who 💔💔💔

“my wife” ft. nanami kento

in which the married man nanami kento cannot stop using every single excuse to call you his wife. he just can’t help it, it sounds really nice.

at the bakery, instead of looking for it he went to the counter to ask, “excuse me, do you have whole wheat bread? my wife prefers that over the plain one.” was there a reason for him to mention you? nope. is he going to to it again? absolutely.

he now brings home cooked lunch to work. the man who usually dreads the small talk from his coworkers now becomes quite eager when they notice the bento and asked him about it. “my lunch looks great? thank you. my wife cooked this for me.”

or when it’s after hours and there’s random talk amongst the workers such as places to visit on vacation. “these are really good recommendations, i’ll have to visit them with my wife if i have the chance.”

when he’s on grocery shop duty after work when you asked him to buy something from the market. kento tasted the one of the sample food and perked up, for two reasons. reason one is that he finds something you’d like, second reason, “where can i find more of this? my wife would love this.”

when a random stranger flirts with him and he didn’t miss a beat to say, “ah, you find me charming? thank you, my wife would agree.”

his phone would ring while he’s occupied in a work discussion and he had the slightest smile on his face as he stood up, “excuse me, my wife is calling.”

the way he always tried to insert you in every conversation even if the topic barely correlates to you. “i seriously almost drowned that day, the beach can be really dangerous,” one of his coworker said, finishing a story. and who would be able to know why kento felt the need to say, “my wife quite likes the beach.”

even in front of mutual friends such as gojo, as he knew the both of you back from high school days. “let me ask my wife first if she wants to come.” oh now it’s gojo’s turn to roll his eyes after so many years he has tormented the blond man with his antics. “you know that i know ‘your wife’ right? that she’s my friend too?” nanami looked at him, “what’s your point?” he deadpanned.

on the most random time of the day, his mind wandered to you as always. “i miss my wife.”

-

guys i think he has a wife

[evilrobotalienclown]

i think a lot of the mischaracterization around will comes from people just not acknowledging anything he does after s1

[lux-bites-back]

I LOVE GERARD WAY

LIKE HES SO FUCKING PRETTY?? HES MY COMFORT PERSON I LEGIT FEEL LIKE HIM LIKE YES LUX YOURE A 48YO MAN. WHEN I SEE HIS INTERVIEWS IM LIKE “ OMG THATS GEE!! ^^” LIKE BRO SAVED ME 😭💔

[copperiiii]

Why does bro switch up so fast💔

[gamergirloscinfinity]

why'd my bro got spinel treatment 💔💔

No Will AU - Stay Still (Part 2/3)

Prev

Next

[timble-tumble]

RIN SCREAMS “KILL YOURSLF” ON ROBLOX VC WHILE BULLYING KIDS ON ADOPT ME AND GETS BANNED (hella long title ik 💔)

TAGS: cussing (like ALOT of cussing), absolute pure crack, implied rin x reader but you can interpret it as platonic if u want, Rin bullies kids (do not be like rin and don't bully anyone)

A/N: I wrote all of this in one sitting.....I'm lowkey so proud of myself this is what no internet does to a person (ty @ace-scream for beta-reading this 🤑)

You and Rin are lazing on the bed, both doing different things; you’re trying to reply to all your friend’s tiktoks after trying to restrain yourself from doomscrolling (you failed miserably), and Rin is furiously tapping away on his iPad playing who knows what.

You sigh, deciding it’s time to do something slightly more productive, opting to bother your boyfriend instead. “Hey. ‘Watcha doin?”

He barely spares you a glance, eyes honed in to the screen in front of him, “Minecraft. I’m trying to collect these half baked skeleton heads so I can summon the Wither.”

“I see. Can I join?”

“No.”

You give him a deadpan look. “Bruh.”

Fine then, if Rin doesn’t want you to join, you’ll go do your own thing; raid the pantry. You pray that there’s some actually good snacks in there, but before you can finish daydreaming about all the possible scrumptious food choices, a loud voice cuts you off.

“WHAT THE HELL. WHERE DID THAT DAMN PIGLIN COME FROM.”

You trot back over to him, stifling a giggle as the death screen displays on the iPad. “Ugh, I give up– I’ll fight the Wither another time,” he swipes off the app and presses on Roblox.

Rin finally looks up at you, “wanna join?”

“I thought you didn’t want me to.”

“Yeah because I don’t want you ruining my Minecraft world. But we should ruin kids’ lives in Adopt Me.”

Wow, my boyfriend really is mentally twelve.

Shaking your head at Rin’s ridiculous behaviour, you decide to indulge and boot up your laptop. “Fine, okay.”

The two of you load into Adopt Me, quickly coming up with the best avatars you’d think would traumatise a 9 year old to scare them and torment the whole server.

“Oh yeah, I finally verified my phone number so I can use voice chat,” Rin mentions.

“Uh oh,” you gulp, “this is not going to end good. Please refrain from insulting them.”

“Why?”

“The freak you mean why,” you lightly slap him on his shoulder, “they’re legit kids, lil bro.”

“I am too. Also DO NOT call me ‘lil bro’.”

You sigh, “you’re sixteen. Don’t try to pull the kid card, you’re legally a teenager.”

“But I’m still underage so I technically classify as a kid.”

You point your finger up, mimicking Rin being all, ‘erm aktually’ and nerd like. “Stop arguing with me and just promise you won’t scream half baked and lukewarm at them.”

Rin pauses, processing your lecture, then looks at his screen, positioning his hands on the joystick. “I have better insults than that up my sleeve.”

“…Rin.”

“Fine– I’ll try not to.”

You roll your eyes, mentally pleading that the police won’t pull up to your doorstep after Rin is done giving kids a ‘dose of the real world’ (his words, not yours). You and Rin decide on a target– ‘Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX - she/her • 9 • ladybug princess • fire & love powers 🔥 • looking for family’.

“I’ll go from above,” Rin equips his propeller, “you use the bicycle and chase her from the ground.”

“M’kay.”

You do just that, hopping on your shitty two person bicycle you always crash while trying to go on the bridge, riding right up to your target. You rub your hands and crack your knuckles before opening up the chat.

RinLover69: hey

Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX: hii

RinLover69: i have a question for u

Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX: ?

RinLover69: have you ever played blox fruits with your mangoes on the line

Rin shoots you a look, “really?”

“Shush it works– GO JUMP ON TOP OF HER.”

Suddenly, a hog avatar with the most horrifyingly stupid accessories lands right on top of Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX. She jumps in response, quickly zipping away from the demon that just spawned from seemingly nowhere.

Rin screams into the voice chat, chasing after her. “COME BACK HERE.”

You take a shortcut, cutting her off as she swiftly turns around and runs right towards Rin who was surveilling in the air. He speaks eerily in a monotone voice, “why are you running from us,” giving not only Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX chills, but also you.

“I think you’ve traumatised the kid. And you’re scaring me,” you say the last part under your breath.

“Not enough. YOU CAN’T RUN FROM ME SHEILA.”

“Good god.”

Assuming this random kid has had enough of Rin’s shit (or is just absolutely terrified), she dies and dips out of existence.

”Oh. What a pussy.”

“UHM, ITOSHI RIN.”

He flinches from you using his full name, “my bad.”

You side eye him before checking the server list, “hm. She’s still in the server. Hollon, she probably teleported to her house.”

“Let’s go then-”

As he attempts to click the teleport button, a message pops up in the centre of his iPad:

WARNING

You have been timed out of voice chat for 5 minutes due to inappropriate language.

“BRUH.”

You burst out laughing, “BAHAHAH YOU DIDN’T MUTE YOUR MIC THAT’S WHAT YOU GET-”

“SHUT UP.”

You decide to pursue Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX on your own while you wait for Rin to get his voice permissions back, scanning all the houses’ names before you find one titled with her user.

“Oh I’m so goated.”

“HAH YES I’M BACK,” he teleports to you, walking right up to the door until he’s basically sniffing it, “oh Sheilaaaaaaaaaaa. Unlock your door.”

Like on command, Sheila pops out and pauses as she’s face-to-face with basically Satan himself.

”Sheila. I know where you live.”

Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX: BRO LEAVE ME ALONE

“Never.” Rin propellers up into the air once again as Sheila runs away, opting to go in a car this time. You chuckle at Sheila’s incompetence for thinking her pathetic hot pink car could outrun your overpowered bike, equipping it and immediately catching up to her. You two run laps around the neighbourhood for a bit, Rin giving you out Sheila’s exact location like he was doxxing someone (he’s probably going to dox Sheila) whenever you lost sight of her.

Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX: SOMEONE HELP ME

Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX: IM GETTING CHASED HELP ME

“No one’s going to save you now. Just give up already.”

As Rin jumps down from the sky to land on top of Sheila again, he abruptly ragdolls and goes blasting off like Team Rocket up into the blocky sun. You shriek in half laughter and half horror as you see your boyfriend’s avatar shoot off never to be seen again.

The most high-pitched shrill of, "KILL YOURSELF–” you never thought Rin would be capable of slowly gets softer and softer the farther he flies off, until its just you and poor Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX.

Rin starts tweaking to the point you wouldn’t be surprised if he just magically enters his flow state, “OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SHEILA’S FAULT. HER HALF BAKED ASS JUST SHOT ME LIKE A CANON BALL.”

Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX halts her car and faces towards the body flying off like it’s ascending. She turns to you, which you reciprocate by also turning towards her.

RinLover69: uhm

Xx_Princess.Sheila_xX: uhm

RinLover69: this is all your fault sheila your magical love powers just blasted bro into the sky

You immediately leave before you can get reported for something stupid like bullying (you and Rin’s delusional ass agreed both would just sum this up to ‘educating the young’), as your tweaking boyfriend lets out another loud shriek as he gets another voice chat violation.

“FUCK YOU ROBLOX. YOUR PLATFORM IS LUKEWARM AS HELL ANYWAYS.”

“Rin, calm down.”

“SHE FLUNG ME INTO THE SUN LIKE SHE WAS SACRIFICING ME TO SOME GOD.”

“It’s just a game.”

He raises an eyebrow, calming down for a split second, “then I could use that excuse when you’re raging at Block Tales.”

“Okay no– that’s different– Calypso does dog shit nothing in the Demo 4 boss fight–”

“Riiiiiiiight.”

You scoff, shutting your laptop and putting both you and Rin’s devices on charge. You signal to him to get up, offering your hand. “C’mon, let’s go calm down and drink root beer.”

“You drank all of it.”

“Dammit.”

~~

The next day, you and Rin decide to go shit on the previously peak game now turned into a shitty cash grab– Weird Strict Dad. Instead of raging at the insane amount of bugs, glitches and overall dookie gameplay, Rin’s welcomed with yet another lovely message from Roblox:

You have been banned for 10 days.

Username: betterbrother_Rin

Reason: Inappropriate use of voice chat on multiple occasions, swearing, bullying.

If you think we have made a mistake, appeal here.

-Kind Regards,

Roblox Management Team

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.”

“I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT DAMN TONGUE OF YOURS ITOSHI RIN.”

jumpscare

[cuccoway]

I just learned that Gerard didn’t tell anyone that he was breaking up the band

Franks crash out projects were real as hell💔🥀🥀

BRO GET HIS ASS😭😭😭😭

[dogsamadoodles]

They got bro💔 (work dood)

[1-800reki]

Chapter Ten: Are we deaduzz 💔

HEYYY PARTY PEOLE YAYYAYA

heh.. I cooked with this trust

'Gyatt!' ← Thoughts!

"Gyatt" ← Speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki's thoughts!

"Gyatt!" ← Saiki speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki speaking to one person via mind

masterlist | next chapter!

"No! No! No! Stay back!"

You say, hiding behind an equally terrified Kusuo. The roach that had landed on his bed just stared at both of you. Kusuo had half a mind to just teleport away, but he promised to get the package that was arriving today. "Y/n, I may love you, but kill that thing," Kusuo said to you as you vigorously shook your head. "I am NOT doing that, bro, you're the man here! And have powers! Do something!" You retorted, hiding behind him, using him as a shield. "I'm not the ref. YOU do something." He said, trying to get out of your grip. "Are you deaduzz. Don't you have fire powers or something?! Burn it!" You said, hiding behind him, when the roach had moved closer.

"It's on my bed, idiot, I can't burn it without burning my bed," Kusuo said, pinching the bridge of his nose. Seriously, why did he decide to date such an idiot? "I don't gaf! Blow on it or something!" You say, clutching onto Kusuo as if he was any better than you. "Please sybau. I'm leaving." Kusuo said as he teleported downstairs. Luckily, you held onto him and teleported with him. "Oo you hate me." You said as let go of him and dusted off.

"I just told I love you." Kusuo said with a raised eyebrow and rolled his eyes. You just stuck your tongue out at him. Sigh. Young love, these young whippersnappers. 🥺

taglist!: @sugurumybeloved , @freakywhenshefaded , @11sophiq , @peskybirdysya , @august-screams-intothevoid , @lovingyeet , @greeningout , @lizbix , @sixxze, @olteacup , @garlicforthewin , @h0rnyp0t , @syqashiee, @zomb-1-egutzz, @st3wberry-berry-good, @hnhkita, @devvi-yonyon, @ilovvesleepp, @rainychi2, @the-1who-n3vr-writes, @asicoa,

[glamrockmike]

free bro he didn’t do anything 💔💔

[lyrionor]

BRO I pronounced your name "lindor" the the chocolate brand for some reason for wayyy to long 😢😥😭😢😢😖😞😣💔

LMAO I didnt know there was a chocolate brand named like that, I love chocolate

[max-the-hecker]

Omg and I never considered the flip side until this screenshot. 😭

finding out danny phantom fans are sick of dc/batman crossovers clogging THEIR tags is frying me idk why I never considered that. we are in the same damn boat omg