#BUT WHY PUTPLE

[minty-bubblegum]

WHY IS MY TUMBLR PURPLE

[brittle-doughie]

i'm gonna be real i would let pitaya and ananas dragon hit

Nah, why are you getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the Dragons. You can’t handle ‘em.

Y/N Cookie: I can handle two dragons at once

Purple Yam Cookie: Heh, in a battle?

Y/N Cookie: (silence)

Purple Yam Cookie: Y/N Cookie? You do mean in a battle, right?

Y/N Cookie: (looks at Putple Yam knowingly)

Purple Yam only sighed in annoyance.

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

why r they so colorful what on earth the light in here isnt putple OR yellow wtf

[st5lker]

i frequently use at most a third of these and several of these im sure ive never used at all. why is the flag of chile there. what even is that putple sword thing. why specifically the female weightlifter

[bettertwin9000]

why putpl

What a question.

Why not?

[dionysusbisexual]

Bood.

[lifereallysaidfuckyouhuh]

Supernatural characters as things me and my friends have said

Sam: THERES NO SUCH THING AS PUTPLE FUCKING COWS DARREN

Cas: squiiiid (giggles)

Sam: iF YOU PuT GrApEs In FIre THERE GONNA CATCH ON FIRE

Dean: NOOO THEYLL TURN INTO RASINS

Sam: FUCK YOU IM ASKING GOOGLE

Jack: head emptey thought NO

Cas: whadda ya mean what TYpe Of dUCk, DUCK IS DUCK

Dean: star speckled whore

Cas: I’m not short your just abnormally tall you giant shit

Sam: I don’t eat Cheerios I only eat queerios (laughs at own joke)

Jack: yeasest yeist yuuper yarr yalks yike ya yumen yan ye years ya yar

Cas: neasest neist nuppper nar nalks nike a numan nan ne nears na nar

Dean: I am almighty fear me FUCK

Sam: ???

Dean: I spilt my tea

Sam: Margo Robbie could step on me and I’d say thank you mam

Cas: strait people scare me

Sam: I hate people why are they like that

Cas: :(

Sam: oh your bArley count as person so you don’t count

Jack: WHY IN SATANS HOLY TITS AREBTHERE FUCKING TRIANGLES

[candy-loverockr]

Questions taggy thing

Heyyy @mvickym I love youUUU thanks for the tag sis uwu

1: What are you wearing? Honestly I’m like just wearing oversized stuff since March

2: Ever been in love? I think so yeah ksjgdf

3: Ever had a terrible breakup? Not really

4: How tall are you? 1.61 

5: How much do you weigh? UHHHH I HAVE NO IDEA AND IM SCARED TO NOW ATM

6: Any tattoos do you want? I’d love a diamond tattoo on my hand or a moon because my friend squad all want the same uwu

7: Any piercings that you want? not really tbh

8: OTP? Oh fuck this is hard like I love many pairings skdfjgdf right now I’d say Newtmas, Simbar, Melekseev, Buddie sdkjsgd and like, canon couples like Jake and Amy from b99 and Michael and Sara from Prison break

9: Favorite show? Prison Break most definitely

10: Favorite band? I’d say Queen and Studio Killers but I don’t stan a band like I stan Marina aka my fave singer

11: Something you miss? I miss when after school me and my friends went to the Oxxo, bought a drink, noodles or a hotdog and sat down outside of it and talked about life, I miss my friends mostly and junk food lmao

12: Favorite song? Under pressure by queen and david bowie

13: How old are you? 21 almost 22 (panic)

14: Zodiac sign? libra hell yeah

15: Hair color? brown ksjdgf 

16: Favorite quote? I have a favourite poem :D? It’s no te rindas by mario benedetti, I can’t think of many quotes because I pretty much love all songs I’ve listened to and they all have iconic quotes 

17: Favorite singer? Marina and Marina and Marina and Marina-

18: Favorite color? Putple uwu always

19: Loud music or soft? Depends on the mood but I like both

20: Where do you go when you’re sad? My own mind lmao

21: How long does it take you to shower? So *gulp* usually from 15 to 40 minutes depending on how I’m feeling lmaoo

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? At least an hour

23: Ever been in a physical fight? Yeah kjsdgsdfkjdsfg 

24: Turn on? I usually really really like hair like, curly hair, long hair, light colored hair, if it’s all together it’s a plus, hands, a nice tm back sdjkfsdkjfg, now in terms of personality, funny but not too childish, usually I like it if we share some music, respecftul as in willing to learn from each other 

25: Turn off? what we call here a “buchon”, egocentric and like pretentious, obviously the biggest wrongs like h*mophobe and the full variants, not willing to punch a n*zi or tr*ansphobe or makes fun of right movements

26: The reason I joined TUMBLR? I was in my fake depressed phase and saw those gifs with quotes sdfjsdf

27: Fears? time, not being good enough at anything, atm losing someone from c*vid

28: Last thing that made you cry? I’m on my period so there’s a full list

29: Last time you cried? Like an hour ago pfff

30: Meaning behind your url? it all began when I created my email, dad said “write down things you like” and 8 year old me went “i like candy i like rock i like love” (which rn they do not even apply bc I’m more of a pop person and I can’t stand too much sweet lmaooo) but anyways I decided to keep the same email words in the rest of my social media and suddenly candy was too my online alias so yeah that’s it

31: Last book you read? the song of achiles once again because good book but also i’ve lost the ability to read more

32: Last song you listened to? i can’t help myself by the four tops (I have to rank 800 songs for a project sdkjfgd)

33: Last show you watched? I’m pretty sure it was Nailed it mexico sdkfjsgdf 

34: Last person you talked to? Just a friend lmao

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted? We’re not that close but we’re homies

36: Favorite food? oh fuck, I like pizza I like tacos I like boneless I like baguettes I like sandwiches-

37: Place you want to visit? New York (limit does not exist), Italy, Netherlands, Europe in general tbh

38: Last place you were? Kitchen 

39: Do you have a crush? I only wished

40: Last time you kissed someone? Halloween ksdjfgsdkfjg 

41: Last time you were insulted and what was it? idk and idc

42: What color underwear are you wearing? KSDJGDKJG WHY IS THIS A QUESTION LMAO BUT LIKE LIKE LIKE BLACK?

43: What color shirt are you wearing? Green

44: What color bottoms are you wearing? Dark blue (look its quarantine fashion does not exist)

45: Wearing any bracelets? No

46: Last sport you played? Do wii sports count? 

47: Last song you sang? for a better day by avicii my babeyyy

48: Last prank call you remember doing? I don’t remember half my day sis

49: Last time you hung out with anyone? Like three weeks ago 

50: Favorite movie? The great gatsby and like kung fu panda 2 because its a nice movie ok?

I’m tagging @deliverydefresas @heylucy13 @decaffeinateddreambeliever and @mewnyan and like if you want to do it feel free to do so uwu

[homiesbrforebronies-blog]

Screaming the Jurassic park theme as inaudible noise