#Babe the movie

[pademelonluck]

"baa, ram ewe! All sheep gotta poo!"

-ME!

[ornithorynquerouge]

Elizabeth Hurley by John Stoddart 1/2

[bobowbeau]

She deserved better

[mannyblacque]

Lisa Frankenstein fan art by Crystal Cox

Spookshow Babe | Instagram

[anthonysperkins]

Lena Horne and Emmett “Babe” Wallace Stormy Weather (1943) dir. Andrew L. Stone

[loopeyfluff]

OH YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST WATCHED IN THEATRES TODAY???!!!

[the-wolfbats]

Me watching Dev Patel stab people 40 times:

[sweetestbit3h]

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[pademelonluck]

" baa, ram grass! all sheep got an ass!"

-me.

[functioningtrashcan]

One thing that really bugs me about certain fandoms now (specifically the Spiderverse fandom at the moment) is that it's downright impossible to like certain characters around *those* fans.

Like, I can't say ONE good thing about Miguel's characterization without hearing about how Miguel fans are horny weirdos who condone abuse.

Sure, a lot of Miguel fans are horny as all hell, but liking a character =/= thinking they are perfect and can do no wrong. Hell, even *understanding* a character's motives doesn't even mean we're condoning it.

Yeah, Miguel was 100% wrong for chokeslamming Miles into a train. But, at the same time, I could understand getting pissed and freaking out about one (1) kid who's about to cause the multiversal apocalypse via messed up trolley problem. I can understand feeling like no one else is taking the situation seriously, and that you have to do everything yourself because you can't even rely on more than 4 people in your strike force of probably millions. I, too, would get mad at a hardheaded teenager who seems ready to make the same mistake I made that cost me my family.

I can, at the same time, understand being young and scared, trying to prevent a family member's death, not knowing who to trust, and running for my life because there's not a single person in the multiverse who seems willing to honestly help.

That's the beauty of not being trapped in the narrative: you can simultaneously see and appreciate *every* character's perspective, because all those perspectives influence the characters' actions and the story as a whole. I don't *have* to condone a character's actions to like them or their role in the story.

And it would DEFINITELY make the fandom space less insufferable to contribute to if half the fans weren't so obsessed with being perfectly moral angels who only support cinnamon rolls who can do no wrong. But that just me, I guess.

[stuartloomis]

something really funny about scream is how in the beginning, when ghostface on the phone with casey, he pretends like he doesn't remember nightmare on elm street well. "is that the one with the guy has knives for fingers?" be so for real billy, you probably finished jerking off to that movie five minutes ago

[mannyblacque]

Lisa Frankenstein fan art by Crystal Cox

Spookshow Babe Designs | Instagram

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

People talk a lot about how Movie Ambrosius would hate Comic Ambrosius if they ever met but not enough attention is given to the fact that I don't think Boldheart would be much of a fan of Blackheart either like. Boldheart has very "heroism" values and is not very morally gray (he's actually really similar to comic Ambrosius the more I think about it). He would understand some of it but for the most part would not be even a little okay with half the shit Blackheart pulled.

Boldheart:

"what do you mean you had no choice but to become a villain?? You weren't accused of a crime?? They just fired you, you had other marketable skills and nobody was even trying to blow you up and murder you!!! What the fuck is your excuse??? You were pissed off?????"

"what do you MEAN YOU POISONED THE CROPS!???"

"What do you MEAN you BASHED HIS HEAD IN AT THE BAR??? I felt bad because I yelled at him and didn't say I love you back!!!"

Bonus:

Movie Nimona (sweating nervously after hearing about how Comic Nimona terrorized a whole city killing countless innocent people and nearly tore Ambrosius to shreds): "haha that's sick dude"

[misanderousmisfit]

[finntheehumaneater]

thinking about Eddie, who because of the upsidedown was in a coma for effectively the rest of '86. When he woke up he had to re-learn a lot of shit, since even after he could open his eyes and sit up, moving was still hard.

Steve and Robin go with him to all of his PT appointments as he works on moving and standing up, but not walking yet. The therapist overhears him complaining to Steve about how he misses writing, since his hands are too shaky for the words to be legible.

She tells him that if he wants to write better he should practice more, and maybe pick something else up that requires small, repetitive movements, like sewing or crocheting.

Eddie is about to open his mouth to say that sewing might be a good idea, because he can work on putting his old patches onto the new vest that the kids bought him as a "we're glad you're not dead present", when Robin comes back from the bathroom and pipes up that she has some crocheting stuff from when she and Steve tried to learn together a few years back, and that's the end of that conversation.

crocheting is his least favorite part of the night, even if Robin and Steve are patient and let him pick the movie in the background and don't get frustrated when he drops the hook between the couch cushions for the thirtieth time in an hour.

Eventually he gets the hang of it, but--out of spite--refuses to make anything other than a very long line with his yarn, telling Steve and Robin he's going to strangle them with it when he's done, because crocheting "is literally the least metal thing in the world."

He stops threatening to strangle Robin after she makes him a little bat.

[violetscacti-art]

I'm so sorry I couldn't get this out of my head