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something about you | lee seokmin


🪄 pairing, lee seokmin x reader
🪄 warnings, non-idol au, romance, strangers to ???, mutual attraction (?), meet-cute (?), seokmin is kinda hot, reader is awkward, one or two curse words, he's hot and they're in love your honor
🪄 summary, you finally have a chance to meet the really hot jogger you keep seeing outside of your house. how? by spilling his orange smoothie all over him.
🪄 author's note, yes i'm trying out a new layout (we're entering 2025 soon!)... also this will be my last post before i go on hiatus!! i'm going on a 4-day cruise w my family as a christmas vacation of sorts, but i'll be back by monday <3 don't worry: i have some fics queued up for the days i'm gone!! love u lyr nation (and yes the orange smoothie in the pic was a paid actor)
As you make your way out to your mailbox, you can't help but bask in the sunlight and feel the heat on your skin. It's a nice summer day out today, and everything feels like it's going to go your way─
"Oh, shit!" A profanity comes from behind you, and seconds later, there's orange juice on the pavement of the sidewalk and dripping down your freshly washed hair. Groaning, you turn around at the culprit, ready to give them a handful of your opinion before you pause.
The hot jogger you had your eyes on the past month was behind you with a half-filled smoothie cup in his hand, the rest dripping down the front of his sheer black tank top as he locked eyes with you. A blush paints his cheeks as he realizes the situation, and you can't help but match it, knowing how you've talked and talked about meeting him forever and ever.
"Fuck, I'm─shit, I'm sorry." A string of curses falls from his lips, and you just nod, too focused on his dark eyes and plump, soft lips to even reply.
"No, no, no─uh," Your brain finally catches up with the conversation, and you just shrug, tucking your orange juice-covered hair behind your red ear. "It's my fault. Totally my fault."
It's quiet for a few seconds between the two of you again, and you stare at the now almost empty cup and the wet stain on the front of his top. The male is quiet save for the shuffling of his hand in his pocket to reach for his phone, and you clear your throat, making him stop dead in his tracks.
"You can come inside! I, um─I can clean you up and make you a new smoothie. To repay for the...mishap, I mean," You say quickly, and the male just nods, glancing down at his watch. "Yeah, sure. If you're okay with it."
You knew your house wasn't the cleanest, and your Pomeranian was probably somewhere tearing another one of your missing socks up, but this was your chance. This was your chance of finally meeting the man─the randomly hot jogger you had never met before until you spilled his smoothie all over him─of your dreams.
"Yeah, come on in!" With a cheery voice, you welcome the man into your house, watching him take off his shoes as he takes a quick look around. "Nice place. It's cute."
A blush spreads across your cheek, and you can't help but smile at his compliment. "Thanks! I try to make it mine more and more every day."
Wow, what a great response, you mentally facepalm, and the man takes off his hoodie and baseball cap, revealing a head of silky, dark brown hair. It falls perfectly in front of his eyes, revealing his strong eyebrows, dark brown eyes, and a pretty mole beside his sharp nose.
"I'm Seokmin─" Seokmin sticks out his hand to take yours, and you return the gesture, silently reveling in the softness of his skin. "Nice to meet you, even if this situation isn't exactly ideal." Seokmin laughs nervously, voice light and pretty as you laugh, giving him your name.
"Yeah, yeah. Again, I am really sorry about this─I didn't see you running behind me, and─" You rant, and Seokmin shakes his head, running a hand through his hair.
"It wasn't you, it was me. I should have just stopped and walked around you."
A silence falls between you yet again, and the two of you hold each other's gaze, faces growing hot at the intimate stare. Seokmin's throat swallows quite loudly, and you clear your throat, looking down at the counter as you feign reading the magazine you retrieved from the mailbox.
"Well, I guess I'll try to replicate your smoothie. It probably won't be the best, but I'll give it a shot." You laugh nervously, and Seokmin just shakes his head, cologne wafting over to you as he smiles.
"It's okay, I promise. You don't even have to make me a new one, so─the fact that you're doing this of your own volition is enough." Seokmin's voice is sweet as he smiles at you gently, and your cheeks heat up, smiling as you nod.
"Okay, well─don't be surprised if this is the most disgusting thing you've ever tasted." You shrug, grabbing the oranges from your fridge as Seokmin just chuckles.
"I doubt it will be, but I'll try my aboslute hardest not to be surprised." Seokmin's smile makes your insides warm up, and he winks at you seconds later, causing you to smile at him even more as the two of you begin to talk.
As you begin to cut the fruits and Seokmin and you begin to chat, you both have a feeling that this mishap is going to turn into something more.
Maybe even be one of the best mishaps to happen to you both.
#kpop seventeen#seventeen#svt#svt dk#seokmin fluff#svt fic#dokyeom fic#seventeen fanfic#seventeen dokyeom#dokyeom imagines#lee seokmin#seventeen dk#svt fluff#svt x reader#userseokminfilm#omg omg#i love this so much#reminds me of#it reminds me of backyard boy#:(#UGHGHGH#i love writing flirty seokmin#it's so fun#anyways#i'm gonna miss you all#!!!#we'll talk later i promise <3
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Out of over 100 responses, most groomers expressed frustration.
“We cannot take any more. I groom four to six per day. They take hours just to bathe and dry. They take the slot of two or three small dog appointments. They are not cost–effective or smart for business owners to take, even in good condition, because their hair is so dense and hard to maintain.”
Another groomer said, “I have multiple calls a day for new doodle customers, and 85% of my current customers are already doodles. There are too many to accommodate.”
Finally, one quipped, “I drink more after work since the doodle craze.”
Many groomers simply refuse to groom any of the poodle mix breeds.
“I stopped accepting new doodle clients of any kind this past winter. I make more money grooming small dogs, and it’s easier on my body,” one groomer said.
In addition, several groomers stated that they had instituted a weight limit (usually 40–50 pounds and under) to eliminate all of the larger poodle mix varieties.
More than one echoed, “I’m at my breaking point and will no longer groom any of them.”
#doodles#goldendoodles#these were such a terrible idea#a lot of them have insane temperaments too because the owners are such jackholes#its not the dogs fault but this is mass breeding suffering#dog bites are up about 25% since the pandemic and i would put money on it being mostly doodles#doodles who have been incorrectly recorded as “pit mixes” most likely lol#dogs#get a real dog get a doofy guy with a weatherproof double coat and just put up with the shedding#i promise it is the superior lifestyle#churchgrim is immune to all weather and never gets matted#i could go live with him in a yurt and never bathe him again and he would be perfectly fine#just stinky#the people saying “just get a poodle” are right#if youre paying for a specially bred dog get an actual purebred instead of some backyard garbage#if you want a mixed breed get a mutt rescue
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hey guys so sorry for the inactivity i was GETTING MARRIED???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#i'm so deadass right now i got MARRIED#to my WIFE#we had a very very small ceremony with my little sister and niece as witnesses#i made a joke about us spending too much money at target in my vows and the officiant laughed#she promised to always take the spiders outside so i don't have to#my niece did a VERY good job of bringing us the rings and scattering the petals#my little sister was the best maid of honor/impromptu wedding photographer in the world#and now we are honeymooning at a cabin in the woods with alpacas in the backyard#i might be a little quiet on here for the next week or so as i celebrate my marriage to my BEAUTIFUL LOVELY WIFE#but rest assured i am alive well and overjoyed!!!#pls feel free to send me asks about my wedding and my wife i want to answer questions so bad#literally want to shout from the rooftops that i married this woman#abby's feral liveblog
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so does emmrich... like...... live inside the necropolis? do you think he has a fancy house down there? a garden? a backyard??? are there sidewalks? does he have a hoa. how does this work
#neve mentions having an apartment in dock town#taash lives w their mom im assuming#lucanis has the family home in treviso#everyone else idek#like what does bellaras place look like. does she have a house. is she ok#i feel like davrin doesnt need a house. he can live in nature. he seems like the type that enjoys camping you know#ik cars arent a thing in dragon age but davrin would LOVE van life#did the inquisition pay harding enough for her to buy a house of her own hello??? dont tell me she still lives at skyhold....#LIKE WHATS THE SITUATION HERE I GOTTA KNOW#im trying to write post-game fanfic about emmrich and vanna and it dawned upon me umm. where do you live#vanna has no home. she was living on the streets for a while <3 so emmrich im counting on you to have shelter honey#im gonna assume emmy has a house in the necropolis ok. goth nation#he lives in a fancy manor... 5 bedrooms. 2 bathrooms. manfred has his own bedroom :]#a small backyard w some flower beds... within walking distance of the necropolis gardens....... yes this is coming together nice#A WRAP AROUND PORCH....... idc if the architecture doesnt match the architecture in the necropolis. peepaw needs a PORCH#and 2 matching rocking chairs so him and vanna can sit together and drink coffee and watch spirits wisp about#ok im done now i promise. if you actually read all that i love you
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Can not stop thinking about how during a conversation about testament’s gender someone sent a list of terms that fall under x-gender and i got to be like Heh. Literally All of these words have been used to describe testament. Oh the joys of messy but well intentioned early 2000s nonbinary coding

The contexts are a bit complicated but like genuinely. All 3. Theyre quite unambiguously the second definition of musei now though.
#the first 2 were used to describe their. body. and appearance. not so much identity. but like. yeah.#ryousei was used in That Daisuke Quote. though admittedly in a phrase that specifically applies to sex. because it was like… the year 2000.#chuusei was used to describe their appearance twice. in ggx drafting artworks and artbook commentary from daisuke#musei was used in a discussion between arcsys reps after their reveal trailer.#ryousei was also used again to describe their portrayal pre-strive but without the implications about sex#and they make it quite clear imo that applying musei to them IS an identity and not about their body like their old coding tended to be#both eng and jp dev backyard say they live without the Concept of gender. btw ty for confirming that for me 7oby.#and in the arcrevo stream after their announcement they say testament isnt a man or a woman#using dansei/josei instead of otoko/onna which i thiiiiiink could be to emphasize gender over sex…?#im not a professional though im just some guy who likes to learn. and discover.#i like. information. can you tell#i like testament . can you tell. :)#i want to compile all information about their gender in a post not just tag rambling but i have more important gg stuff to work on lol#the gender timeline… i keep saying im gonna do it i know. but i will. i promise.#i need people to stop saying wrong things about testament… i need to change tha world…#the kat goes meow
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For no reason in particular, I will probably not be eating my cookie dough raw for a while.
#cricket is chirping 🦗#i promised no downer posts this week but y'all#y'all there are things happening in my backyard currently that have not made the news yet
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me after riffing so hard I accidentally made myself hate someone for something they 100% didn't do
#for context I was joking with my friend about how gerard way is keeping ray toro captive in backyard bbq#in this lore gerard lures people into his backyard with promises of a bbq and then kills and cannibalizes them#guys I got so fucking mad#like I was pisssed#like why the fuck would they do that to ray toro#he doesn't fucking deserve that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#mcr
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can’t believe i was on a very pleasant matcha-and-wandering-aimlessly date and meanwhile not 40 miles north some national news was being made
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do they know ur buried back there? or were u washed up in the last few hurricanes, bones turned dust scattered in the backyard. or did they finally fix that buckled old foundation and dig u up with it, unknowing? do they know we loved u?
#soundbooth;#i miss our old house. i miss that backyard. i miss my baby rabbit. we didnt leave u on purpose I promise I'm sorry
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Finding another Irish bllk fan in the wild omg
a fellow storm agnes survivor in the wild! may your wheelie bins survive the winter and may your journeys be always necessary ✨ I'll light a candle for the single trampoline that got swept away in the midlands.
/s there's got to be at least five of us in the country, right? nice to meet ya!
#that first bit may be insane to anyone not familiar with irish attitudes to weather. we're fine over here i promise#couldn't help myself when i saw the weather posts on your blog#the wind was intense in my neck of the woods but the only casualties are a few premature fallen leaves in my backyard#anyway irish peeps are far and few between online so it's cool to find another bllker#i think I've spotted... two now?#ask#personal
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from what i've been able to find of crevecoeur's crowing, eddie will have a nice crow at least once he's matured into it. as a mature silkie, matildo will likely forever sound like a deflating squeaky toy falling down the stairs.
#yesterday i had a squeaky rooster crowing in my house and eddie going wahh squawk in return in my backyard and my neighbor comes up like#knocking on my door and i was like fjrufhdfjkljeij;ij but he just wanted to ask to mow my lawn again#i'm sorry neighbors i promise you are just as annoying so i shouldn't feel bad#like this guy works on his RV right outside my bedroom window with a headlamp at 2am#and also has taken upon himself to mow my lawn for me even though i keep being like oh you don't have to... oh um.. you don't... ok
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I want a pet mouse so fucking bad man

#pets#mice#pet mice#still waiting on that dog my parents promised#I would find a mouse in my backyard and grab it#put it in a box with holes and food and anything else it could need#hell i'd put a dam minnie tv in there if i could#and i would name it vic#for victor or violet maybe
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... somewhere I have a bunch of notes for Sera written down
..... what notebook are they in?
#pepsi talks#ignore me#brain has given up on Led Astray for the moment#went to Chosen & Backyard Promises#just for like 5 mins each xP#& now i wanna work on Sera#but fml#so many notebooks#& my personal discord only actually exists sometimes for some reason#& it has like no plot notes anyway#-_-#i distinctly remember writing like#plot & character things#i just have no idea what notebook i was using at the time
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I love captioning screenshots lmao
Aleale in his lazy era /j
#backyard sports#backyard baseball#what the jeepers#shitpost#I promise this video will be filled with goofy moments#backyard baseball 2001
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every time a band i love tours but doesnt come to my state an angel dies
#the front bottoms you are about to announce a surprise show date in my backyard#right now#you are about to announce it#you are#i promise#what is in the air why is everyone touring#AND WHY ARE NONE OF THEM COMING TO VIRGINIA
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I boiled off the acid from my gold chloride salt but it did not give the beautiful orange crystals it was meant to. Instead, I have a weird brown powder.
Even worse, this powder is not soluble in water but gold chloride should be. I can put a colour change down to contaminants or say the fact that it’s powder could be interfering with the light, but this stuff I have has different chemical properties to what it should.
Now I have to figure out what in hell I made and how to get my gold back.
#what is this#what have i done#this is not what i was promised#what#where is my beautiful gold chloride#what have i created#backyard chemistry#chaotic science#gold#gold chloride#how do I get my gold back#that shit was expensive
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