Wally: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like:
Barnaby: Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!
Wally: Whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like:
Sally: Vengeance! Death before dishonour!
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If I could get a request in, the idea is reader showing the puppets metal music and their reactions.
Your ideas istg, they give me life.
These headcanons can be seen as Romantic or Platonic.
This reader is gender neutral (No pronouns mentioned for the reader).
Welcome home reactions to you introducing them to metal music.
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Wally Darling
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•Just a wide eyed stare
•Mildly concerned for your sanity
•Telling Julie asap
•Scared but also enjoys it
•usually listens to folk music
•“this… is very loud neighbour… the lyrics are… uhm… interesting”
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Howdy Pillar
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•Has to turn the music down
•Really enjoys it but usually listens to pop music
•Asks if you have any tapes with more music like it
•Will listen to it while reading
•He can’t understand the words but he’s enjoying them nonetheless
•“where do you find this stuff? You’ve got to tell me”
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Barnaby B. Beagle 
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•Already listens to Metal
•Will recommend you songs
•Happy to find someone else who likes Metal
•Has full albums of metal bands
•Mumbling the lyrics under his breath
• “I used to listen to this one a lot but I haven’t for a long time”
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Frank Frankly
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•Really not a fan
•Prefers alternative and indie music
•Listens to two words
•Never trusts you with music again
•Covering his ears
•“it’s so loud! Who needs that much bass?!”
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Eddie Dear
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•Has a heart attack /hj
•Usually listens to country music
•Trying to understand the lyrics
•Will listen to more until he can understand it
•Spends WAY too long trying to find out the meaning
•“but what is it all about???? It talks about so much but so little”
I’m so sorry it took so long I’ve been lost on motivation for a while along with being really busy, I hope this makes up for the other one!
Farewell my little butterflies!
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