#Beyonce is pregnant with twins

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[talaok]

Pedro Pascal

♡ = smut        ☆= fluff         ➹ = angst

PEDRO PASCAL

Will you kiss me? →You are a famous actress who Pedro has a crush on, and he finally gets to meet you once you get both invited to The Graham Norton Show (☆)

Very good friends → No one knows that you and your co-star Pedro are in a relationship, and as you get interviewed, it turns out you're both really bad at keeping it a secret (☆)

Marie → Pedro pascal x actress!reader (☆)

My hero → You and Pedro find out the Last of Us has won 3 MTV awards (☆)

The carpet → You and your husband Pedro prepare for a red carpet, but once you're there you have a wardrobe malfunction, luckily, he's there to help. (☆)

-Requests-

Hurt/comfort:

Sick day → Pedro pascal x sick!reader (☆)

All I need → comforting Pedro after a nightmare (☆)

You bled through on Pedro’s bed

Reader has a bad day (hurt/comfort)

You ask Pedro to practice a break-up scene and he gets in his head

Cuddling with Pedro after a bad day

Comforting Pedro

You're stressed because of an exam and Pedro takes care of you

Pedro x sick!reader (rushing to the er)

You start to cry because of mean comments about your relationship on the internet, but Pedro comforts you

Pedro takes care of you while you're sick and you end up having your first kiss

Reader has pots disease (☆)

jealousy:

At the Met → You and Pedro, Hollywood's hottest couple, attend the Met Gala together, but when you find out your ex was invited too, things start going sideways (☆+➹) pt. 2

Pedro is jealous of one of your co-stars

Pedro is jealous of your ex (pt.2)

Pedro’s jealous of one of your friends

Pedro’s jealous of your best friend

Pedro gets jealous at the Beyonce concert

jealous!reader

Pedro is jealous of how your friends talk about you and ends up confessing his feelings.

you open the door only wearing a shirt and panties and Pedro gets jealous

Pedro's jealous of another actor because he said in an interview he has a crush on you

Dad!Pedro:

Daddy! → You and your daughter visit Pedro on set (☆) [pt.2]

Pedro x pregnant!reader

Pedro with your daughter

You and Pedro have a child and are very famous

Pedro dresses up as mando for halloween for your daughter

Pedro falls in love with pregnant!reader

Pedro has the perfect day with his daughter and you

You and Pedro finding out you're having twins

Protective!Pedro:

Sick day → Pedro pascal x sick!reader (☆)

You and Pedro had a fight but he’s still very protective of you

Sexier ones:

Pool → A hot pool lesson with Pedro (☆)

You're mad at him, but you're trying for a baby and you're ovulating (bathtub scene from Queen charlotte inspired)

Pedro trying to wake you up in the morning with kisses

He kisses you while you’re fighting

Pedro being your first time

Others:

Mama → Pedro Pascal x interviewer!reader (☆)

First kiss with Pedro (☆)

Pedro is a bad flirt (☆)

Surprising Pedro for his Birthday (☆)

Random fluff (☆)

You wake up to find Pedro starting at you (☆)

Pedro wipes your make up off after you feel asleep (☆)

An Interview to Pedro about your marriage

You’re on face-time when the emmy nominations get announced

Groomzilla

The Diet → tw: eating disorder (☆+➹)

Pedro proposes to you

Waking up with Pedro while on vacation

Pedro takes care of you while you’re drunk

Watching a football match with Pedro but you’re on opposite teams

Making pasta with Pedro

Pedro helps you take a shower

You and Pedro get set up on a blind date

Pedro gets in his head and starts wondering if, after all, you actually want children

Reader doesn't believe in love, and is not sure if she wants to give Pedro a chance

Pedro and wife!reader get matching tattoos

Supporting Pedro at snl

You get insecure about you and Pedro's age gap, but he reassures you

Angry love confession in the rain

You and Pedro's first kiss (you're both actors and fall in love while filming a movie)

Pregnant!reader and Pedro at the SAG awards

You and Pedro (your co-star) get a little too drunk and have your first kiss

Pedro joins in on your skincare routine

[akuasucc]

beyonce was pregnant with twins and delivered interesting and memorable performances so

[pilarsultra]

Everyone stop everything: Beyonce just announced that she's pregnant with twins

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[newfinvest]

Everyone stop everything: Beyonce just announced that she's pregnant with twins

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[theuniverseawakens347]

FUCK ASS RETARD CON ARTIST VIVICCA A WHITSETT // ERYKA BADU UGLY INCEST TWINS

SHE MY “adoptive god mom” THIS LIFE TIME ANYWAYS THIS DUMMY RIGHT HERE AND CHRISTINA SIMOS ( sister IVF/ INVITRO) OWE CLIVE DAVIS W FUCKTARD LEE GARLINGTON AND JASON George ( Shayne Murphy and eryka badu child 🥚🏊🏾‍♂️)

ANYWAYS DONT CARE WHO BELONG TO WHO YAL GON FIGURE THAT OUR URSELVES IM NOT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU LAZY SHIT FUCKS.

But THIS BITCH AND BADU THE RING LEADERS TO THE DRUGGING PIMPING AND CPN / OTHER FRAUD GOING ON IN THE “free Mason “ COMMUNITY. AT BEYONCE .. JAYZ .. DIDDY STYLE .. as you go HIGHER INTO THE TIERS YOU GET MORE “perks” BUT YOU GOTTA DO SOME FUCK ASS LOW BALL SHIT ,

And ALL YOU WHO SIGN UP BECOME A SLAVE TO THE LEE GARLINGTON CLIVE DAVIS KRIS JENNER FAMILY SEED KLAN LIKE TRISTAN THOMPASON AND KHLOE CHILD OF OJ .. ROB LEFT KRIS BC NICOLE TRIAL WHO DIDNOR DIDNT DO IT,

HE DID IT. 🤷🏽‍♀️🖕🏽

KRIS STOOD BY HIM AND WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME, ROB FOUND OUT AND DIVORCED HER ON THAT BACK END OR WAS TRYING TO BUT OJ FOUND OUT AND KRIS WANTED TO KEEP HIS $$$ AND RECORD COMPANY SO THEY SHOT ROB WHEN HE DIED BUT NEWS SAY CANCER ..

YOU ARE INCUBABYS YOU AINT COME OUT THE WOMB FORREAL, YOU CAME OUT A TEAT TUBE THE BABY THAT WAS IN THE ATOMACH GET RETURNED BACK TO THE HOMELANDS .. as I’m calling it ..

THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE “DOME” ..

And ways YA MOMS PUSH ONE OUT, and the doctor hands her a “genetically modified version” HAS ME OR MY ORGINAL BLOOD LINE IN IT SO THAT THEIR KLAN AT KEVIN SPACEY READING RN CAN ATTEST WILL KEEP A TRACC RECORD OF “slaves” GIRLS AND BOYS THEY PUT INTO THE INDIATRY TO BE TRAFFIC / PURPOSELY PREGNANT BY INCEST WILLINGLY OR WEIRDO SHIT,

Basically wanting RHEIR OWN “spiritually” CONNECTED BABIES TO USE TO CONTROL THE POPULATION MKULTRA FORM BY “voodoo” / “hoodoo” .. WITCH MAGIC LIKE SALEM WITCH TRIAL SHIT MIXED W PAGONISM..

Fuck the spelling,

SINCE YOURE A SLAVE YOU HAVE TO MY PROGRAM FOLLOW THE SIMULATION.. A FEW OF YOU GOT LICKY AND WERE LET FREE MEANING LEGIT CAME OUT THE COOCHIE NO SWITXHS BUT YOU WILLINGLY OR YOUR PARENTS HALLE X DDG SOLD YA BABY AND UR SOUL AT SOME POINTNTO GIVE UP FIRST BORN AS PAYMENT IE SNOOP / CORDELL / CORDE / CORRI / Julian = payment for record labels ..

ANYWAYS.. THE LKAN FROM THE FIRST PARAGRAPH STARTED THE SWITCH AROUND MEDOTH BC THEY WERE BROKE AND NEEDED TO OAY BACK CLICE FOR ACTUAL HEROIN METH AND WEED THEY STOLE .. IRONICALLY OFF MY DADDY THE ROCK ( POT) THAT OTHER SHIT IS THE WEIRD WHITE MAN VICTOR GARLINGTON WW2 MKULTRA MIND CONTROL UNDER A DEADLY WEAPON OF DRUGS TACTIC ..

Skipping pieces , cause FIGURE OUT YOUR OWN FUCKING SHIT IM SO TIRED OF YOU FUCKTARDS FUCKING W ME N ME HAVING TO FIGURE IT OUT MY FUCKING SELF. FAILED ME ON THAT DEPARTMENT OF “coming out” but I digress..

ANYWAYS THESE MOFOS RETURNED THE MONEY BUT FOUND FUN IN BEING SICK SINISTER BASTARDS WHILE THE QUEEN ME WAS ASLEEP AND TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY FAMILY IN ALL PHYSICAL PLAINS ..

AND THEN PINNING THEIR FUCKED UP INCEST AND DRUG DEATH CRIMES ON MY FAMILY NAME TO EXONERATE THEIR OWN .. YOU YOUNGING STILL FALLING TRAPPED TO THE MKULTRA MIND CONTROL ENSLAVEMENT CAMP ..

NO LONGER IS IT INCUBABY “pick your child” IT LITERAL KIDDIE PORN AT JERRY FROM SUBWAY style,

THEN AS YOU GET OLDER YOU BITXHES LAUREN LONDON SOLD A LIFESTYLE OF LAVISH DREAMS TO SET UP NIGGAS TO “die” FOR A “become THE first millionaire in your family” BULLSHIT.

Knives out type beat, and MAFIA .. games sets ..THEN YAL NIGGAS SELLING NUDES AND WHATEVER ELSE OFF THE ORIGINAL BLOOD / CREATION OF ME N MY HUSBAND.. WHICH IS WHY WE ALL TO A DEGREE LOOK ALIKE..

“HAPPY HUNTINGZ” FIND YA CLONE vs THE REAL ONE..

FOUND ME N MY HUSBAND,

BUT FUCKTARDS DONT WANA MAKE RIGHT AND TELL ME WHATS UP, SO HERE WE ARE WAITING FOR THAT TO HAPPEN SO THE TIME LINE CAN BE RESTORED BACK TO FUCKING PEACE .. BUT THE LONGER I SIT AND GET ANGERY LEE KNOWS MY DADS ARE GOING TO KILL .. but she afraid cause she and her KLAN DAVID SPADE ALREADY ADMITTED THE FUCK AHIT OF MY COOCHIE PICS + BASEL SHADFAN THE KILLING SUSU “ money heist” POT ..

= FEDERAL FOR THISE WHO WILLING JOINED AND DID IT / vs JAIL TIME/ PURGATORY FOR THOSE WHO DISNT KNOW AND ADMIT FULLY THE PARTY THEY PLAYED in the never ending fucktard incest killing spree of VICTOR CHARLES MANSON ARLINGTON HOWARD NUGENT REGIME.

Like be soooo fucking frfr, CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING PART. THIS SHIT IS IRRITATING. VIVICCA COME OUT AND OWN YOUR FUCKING PART MISS YOU LIVE IN A SHOE BOX FILTHY ASS APARTMENT , yo cats love me more, HEAD ASS BITXH. IDC ABOUT A FILTHY CAR IM IN IT RN CAUSE YOU DID THIS SAME WEIRDO SHIT TO MY MOTHER DARNYCE WALLACE RELLY LISA BONET .. ORIGINAL BLOOD YOU THEN DRUGGED AND SENT TO AQUAMAN WHEN I AWAKEN IN 2021 CAUSE SHE AWAKENED TO THE TRUTH TOO,

WHY YALL NIGGA KILLED MICHAEL AND WHITENEY AND PRINCE AND XXX AND NIP FIT BUT ITS SOOOO MUCH MORE THERE.. etc ANYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT THE MATRIX CAUSE THE QUEEN GOTTA WAKE UP, me.. AT BEYONCE ALREADY CAME OUT W CASSIE ABOUT THE TRUTH

Mans Clive’s end IS restoring my shit BUT THE REST OF YOU SMALL CIVILIANS UNDER LEE GARLINGTON AND MICHAEL HEIMOS AND ANDRE HEIMOS AND HOWARD NUGENT AND ANTHONY BARTON SHIT, an BEN AND TINA TICKNER

ANTI/ MASON / ILLUMINATI / KILL ADONDI CASHAY MONEY HEIST .. FUCKTARD AJA MILES FEDERAL AND DEPORTED .. IDR WHAT YOU CALL IT MAKE FUCKING RIGHT NO MORE MATEIX THERE WILL BE RESTORATION TO THE ORIGINAL SHITS .. like Futurama

AND IM TALKING MONSTER INC THEME BUT PLANET OD THE APES GET DOWN WAR IF YAL KEEP FUCKING TRYING ME IN THE STUPID ASS CAR.

Over IT over you OVER THE GAMES DONT CARE WHAT OTHER 🖕🏽 LEE GARLINGTON TYPE OF “movies” AT HUNGER GAMES YOU THREW IN THIS BITCH.

Like be so fucking frfr , the games are beyond childish and stupid and bitch grew up mentally and physically THIS time, YOU FUCKING NEED TO TOO,

“Miss none of this is real it fantasy”

THEN STOP CALLING ME FUCKING CRAZY WHEN I CAN READ YOUR FUCKING THOUGHTS AND REGRETS THEU MESSAGES.

AT CHRISTOPHER WHITE RAPING A DEAD BODY AND DAQUAN FILMING IT SAME W JANAE AND SHANNON T DOUGH IN THE HEAD AT CORREY C TOO .. AND SOLO? FINAO ..

ALL TELEPATHIC AND HOW A RIGHTFUL SCARY COUNTER PART THATS COMING FOR FUCKING W ME AT STICCY AT IAN 72nd N VERMONT CREW / AT WEST BLD JHENE AIKO / NEIGHBORHOOD.. DEATH ROW..ETC ORIGINAL BLOOD ON THE GROUND AND FROM THE SKIES,

GREEK / AFRICAN/ MYTHOLOGY AND ALIENS STAR TREK, ZENON w raven symone/ PLANET OF THE APES 2 .. acolytes..

LEE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MATRIX TIME IS UP, NIGGAS IS WAITING ON YOU TO HAVE THE FUCKING CONVERSATION W ME AND FREE ALL MY FUCKING LOOKALIKES AND THEN SOME FROM FUCKING SLAVERY,

AT OBAMA TREVOR NOAH NOAH DECORSI DIGUSTED CAUSE YOU TOLD EVERYONE SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND WEIRD CAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO SEEM FUCKING CRAZY AND MENTALLY PHYSICALLY DIRTY AND YOU THE “GOOD” ONE TO KEEP SHIT GOING.

IN YOUR HEAD I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME,

IN REALITY BITCH YOU JUST ANOTHER FUCKING CHARLES MANSON SCARED BITCH.

You’re 72 I’m 30.. like really my dude? TALK AND ATOP CALLING ME CRAZY BEFORE I LET “THE EAGERLY CRAZY HAVE YOU” 🙂🖕🏽🤷🏽‍♀️

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Untitled Smut project

Chapter 1

Dobby caressed Tony the Tiger’s chest with his wrinkled, grey, calloused fingers. He twirled his ring finger in his chest hair until the shriveled appendage was tangled and adorned in white.

“This is the closest Dobby will get to a wedding ring,” the twink-ish house elf thought.

Dobby closed his eyes and buried his long pointed nose in the crook of Tony the Tiger’s armpit.  He took a deep inhale, and the scent of corn flakes and body odor filled his lungs. It was almost like a part of Tony the Tiger was inside him. Or at least more of Tony the Tiger was inside of him. After all, they had spent last night figuring out how much of Tony the Tiger would fit into Dobby’s little Dobby-hole. As it turned out, a great deal of the feline’s liquid children could be injected into his Dobby-guts.

“If only Dobby could be pregnant, then Tony the Tiger would HAVE to make an honest woman out of Dobby,” the pining elf thought.

Dobby took another inhale of Tony the Tiger’s pits and imagined the future they would have if only Dobby could trap him in a marriage with an unwanted pregnancy: Tony the Tiger would go to work at the Frosted Flake factory, and Dobby would get the children ready for school. Dobby imagined they would have three children; two girls and one boy. The eldest boy would be named Beyonce, and the twin girls would be named Ally and AJ. While the children were at school, Dobby would prepare his beloved’s favorite meal: Frosted Flake meatloaf. After school got out, Dobby would help the children with their homework. And when Tony the Tiger got back home, they would all sit down at the dinner table and pray to Trisha Paytas. They would thank her for their meal, as is house elf tradition. Dobby would put the children to sleep with his beautiful Dobby-voice, which he was convinced sounded just like Lana Del Rey. And everyday, Tony the Tiger would tell Dobby how pretty and skinny and beautiful he looked. And then after singing the children to sleep, Dobby would put Tony the Tiger to sleep with his Dobbussy.

Dobby took a second inhale.

“If only Dobby could be pregnant.”

But alas, Dobby could not get pregnant, no matter how much Tony Frosted his Flake.

Tony the Tiger shifted to the left, then to the right, and slowly his orange eyelids opened.

“Oh, you’re still here?” Tony asked. “Well I think you should probably head on out, I have work at 9.”

“Yes Tony the Tiger sir,” Dobby acquiesced as he climbed out of the comforter and into his urine-soaked brown rags. Tony the Tiger had spent much of the night peeing on Dobby, which made Dobby feel special.

“It’s almost as though Tony the Tiger were marking his territory,” Dobby thought. “Dobby is Tony the Tiger’s and no one elseseses.” 

Dobby grabbed his gucci purse from the bedroom floor and walked out into the living room. In the living room,Tony the Tiger’s three roommates; Shane Dawson, Hannah Montana, and Naruto Uzumaki were eating breakfast. Naruto looked up from his ninja food and smiled warmly at Dobby. 

“Oh! Dobby-san, I didn’t realize you spent the night again. Did you want to join us for breakfast? I made ninja food!” 

Shane Dawson rolled his eyes as he grabbed his bowl of ninja food and left the table. Dobby didn’t blame Shane Dawson for this cold greeting, especially after the incident.

“Don’t mind him, please come sit!” Naruto was still smiling at Dobby.

Dobby smiled back and pulled out a gucci chair. Before he could sit, Hannah Montana slammed her gucci heel on the chair and said,

“Dobby, before you sit on our brand new chairs, I have to ask you to fart out Tony the Tiger’s cummies. Last time you were here you sat on our sofa, and now our sofa is pregnant.”

Dobby looked over at the sofa. Sure enough, there was a baby bump in the middle cushion. Dobby narrowed his eyes enviously at the sofa. 

“If only Dobby could be pregnant,” he thought. “Fucking slutty sofa.”

Dobby hung his head to hide his Dobby-tears. He knew that Hannah Montana wasn’t purposely being rude. Her words still stung, not because he was embarrassed to carry Tony the Tiger’s seed. He was honored to carry the cream of the man-cat he loved. Hannah Montana’s word cut him so deeply because it reminded him of his womb-lessness.

Dobby hobbled to the bathroom carefully, so that he wouldn’t spill any kitty juices on the carpet floor. He closed and locked the bathroom door behind him with his Dobby-hand. Dobby spun around and faced the bathroom mirror. He put his grey hands on the sink counter. It was made from marble, the sexiest of all the rocks. It was so smooth on Dobby’s fingertips. So smooth. And with patterns so curvy. Dobby took his left hand off of the sink counter and onto his loose, blown-out Dobbussy. Dobby slid his Dobby-finger across his Dobby-slit. It was wet with a thick substance. Dobby’s left hand raised to Dobby’s Dobby-nose. He took a sharp inhale, and then a long deep inhale. It smelled like love. The finger dropped to his Dobby-mouth, and his tongue touched the white-brown goo. It tasted like love. Dobby put his slutty, slutty Dobby-hand back to his Dobby-hole. This time, his fingernail pressed on his anus. Then the fingernail entered his ass. Dobby’s butthole was calloused by years of getting totally buttfucked that the nail couldn’t cause lacerations. Dobby wiggled his long two-inch finger nail in his ass. As Dobby’s Dobby-finger enters the hole, his fingernail bumps against his Dobby-prostate. He started scratching it like once of the lotto tickets he so often scratched. Dobby was a gambling addict, so the thought of gambling make his pecker rock hard. He started scratching harder and deeper until he started to pre-cum. His right hand started petting the sexy, slutty marble counter. He gave it a little spank.

“You like that Dobby-spank, slut?” Dobby said to the counter.

Soon a second finger entered his booty-ho. Then three. Then, Dobby’s left hand was inside of him. It was like dipping his hand into a honey pot full of sweet, sticky, thick honey. Dobby slowly took his hand out of him. It was glazed in a genital-smelling off-white goo. Dooby scooped some into his slutty mouth. He flung some into the sink, and then his returned his left hand to his Dobby-cavity. 

“Does the taste of Dobby’s slut cream please you?” Dobby said to the counter.

Dobby turned on the sink full blast.

“Swallow Dobby’s ass cream,” Dobby whispered aggressively to the counter.

Dobby’s 2-inch shriveled penis was fully erect at this point. His fist now entered and exited his Dobby-hole with a steady rhythm. It made a sloshing, farting noise. Dobby’s penis rubbed against the marble. He pressed it so hard against the counter the rubbing made a squeaky sound. He thought of his time at the casino with Shane Dawson. So many lights, the clattering of poker chips, the ticking of the poker wheel, this made him pre-cum more. His pre-cum allowed his dick to enjoy a slip-n-slide of sorts. He thrusted his delicate, skinny hips more violently. He was going to give this counter his seed. He continued this for some time.

Dobby’s ears perked. He heard the locked doorknob’s metallic clanging. Then a knocking at the door.

“Dobby, you’ve been in there two hours now. What are you doing?”

It was Hannah Montanna. Dobby didn’t care. He was a wild and horny soul. A soul that would NOT be refused the right to please his insatiable Dobby-hole.

Then he heard a key enter the doorknob. The door swung open to reveal Hannah Montana with her arms crossed across her chest. She leered at Dobby, clearly unhappy with the house elf’s slutty behavior.

“Dobby, please go home” She said, exasperated. A Disney laugh track played in the background.

[oneofusnet]

Screener Squad: 80 For Brady 80 FOR BRADY MOVIE REVIEW Ah, 2017. Such a different time. A world before an ongoing pandemic, a world of Spider-man Homecoming and Beyonce pregnant with twins. A time when four elderly best friends and massive fans of the New England Patriots, particularly the team’s star quarterback Tom Brady, decided to celebrate the Patriots’ victory… Read More »Screener Squad: 80 For Brady read more on One of Us

[allbangladesh]

Everyone stop everything: Beyonce just announced that she's pregnant with twins

Everyone stop everything: Beyonce just announced that she’s pregnant with twins

Dropcap the popularization of the “ideal measure” has led to advice such as “Increase font size for large screens and reduce font size for small screens.” While a good measure does improve the reading experience, it’s only one rule for good typography. Another rule is to maintain a comfortable font size. Strech lining hemline above knee burgundy glossy silk complete hid zip little catches rayon.…

[bee-ledger]

[stack-my-money-fast-and-go]

[theproblackgirl]

Thank you Beyoncé

We needed some good news and a reason to smile! #Twins

[spiritsandwich]

Happy to announce that I ate an entire bagel with cream cheese this morning. It was good. 

Src: carolyn figel

[claudeharris89]

Beyonce transformed, background(w.i.p)....#beyoncepregnant #beyonce #workinprogress #pregnant #twins #love #selflove #kids #babies #color #beautiful #ocean #seashell #butterfly #birds #businesswoman #kansascity #blackartist #blackart#dopeart #cool #culture #easter #art #artist #pic #future #knowyourworth #queen #diamondintherough #beehive (at Kansas City, Missouri)

[armandmehidri]

Beyonce with Sir & Rumi - by Armand Mehidri