#Big Jack Horner Simp

[alicedehorner]

Do you know why Mr. Horner always wears a coat?

Because if not, he distracts employees.

[picsani]

He's agile

[lac-c-c-conchadetumadre]

Don't dare you make puppy eyes at me 🙄

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Plus plus,

if you notice, his normal eyes don't have that much shining

No shining, no bad intention behind those puppy eyes

[feralpurple]

I finally made a little self insert character because I am cringe but I am free!!!

They're the butler of Jack Horner, and they definitely don't have a crush on him...

Ignore the fact that Jack is probably only like 7' tall, I think it's funnier if he absolutely towers over my 5'4" character

[imppyboo]

I love character ai

[sh309]

Boot to the face

[purplesovok05]

FUCK!

My friends made a damn BOUQUET with Jack! IN ONE DAY!

This is damn brilliant!💜 I expected ANYTHING from them... but definitely not this. This is definitely an amazing Valentine's Day :3

[tea-is-at-8-pm]

Jack Doodle

[restlesscrybaby]

What do you think about Jack Horner private life? Like having a wife and kids for example.

☆ JACK HORNER HEADCANONS. ☆

♡ PRIVATE LIFE. ♡

《 ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ! ⚠️ 》 - None.

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Well, let's dive into this!

He's a very mysterious man, lots about him are unknown, he keeps his private life. Very private.

( in my personal opinion ) He dislikes kids. He made sure in his past experiences to never get someone pregnant. Through his past lovers and flings, he was 100% safe.

He couldn't imagine having kids of his own.

He never truly was in a relationship with someone, no girlfriend or boyfriend. No wife or husband. He's awkward with love, stumbling over himself when it comes to romance.

And his harsh and mean attitude seems to push people away, but he doesn't need people!

He doesn't have much to share of his private life,

He has some good friends, commonly business partners. He enjoys going out to eat with them every now and again, but it is.. commonly about business.

Oh, I mean. With you, the reader?

When dating you, he's very careful what he shares to people about you.

He wishes to show you off,

But the wrong people would try to get back at him with you.

And he won't let you get hurt.

But he does have some things he does nobody else knows of.

He adores widower robes, commonly wearing them around the house on days off or when he can relax. He also loves bubble baths.

On days off, he likes to indulge in bubble baths. Very hot baths, let alone. Like. Might as well cook him. He has a glass of wine with him, and he does face masks while in these baths.

Self care days are important in his life.

How do you think he looks so good?

He's not too open with his sexuality, but he has had some men lovers in the past.

He did have a girlfriend in the past,

Didn't work so well.

He doesn't like to talk about it,

Same for the ex-boyfriend.

Both ended on terrible notes.

Nothing he flinches about! He's too good for them anyway!

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SURRY IF THIS ISNT WHAT YOU EXPECTED!!

I'm not too sure how wide we are considering 'private life'!!

I'll redo this soon ^^!!

[alicedehorner]

Vampire and Witch ♡

[picsani]

[lac-c-c-conchadetumadre]

Taking a break from my phone 🫶

[feralpurple]

Oh hey look I drew another thing 👉👈

based on this image ajkldsklsfhhhh

[reinapantera]

A moment of pleasure 🙏🏾

Just need a glance of skin...

Just to provoke a gentle kiss...

Your stare can be a bit intimidating 😳 Isabelle...

[sh309]

Calling all Jack horner worshippers for this one

[purplesovok05]

Yes. Igni is wearing that dress from Twitter. I really like to dress her up in various interesting costumes/dresses :3

And other stuff...

Jack and Igni at a social reception at the request of the esteemed @dejyn ;)

-Do you feel that we are attracted to each other

-Jack, stop moving my chair!

[Eh…I'm not sure if I translated it correctly…]