#Bram Flakes Stoker is about to reeeeally start tipping his hand

[see-arcane]

Us, reading Dracula (1897): “Oh hey, here comes a new character! Dude has a hundred abbreviations after his name too. Bet he’ll be an interesting addition to the cast--”

Every Director: “There is only one cure for the ailments caused by the suave and enigmatic undead seduction-man Count Coolname. And that is the knowledge and awesome (practically-solo!!) power of Dr. Van Coolername. And some other guys, I guess”