#CALL ME

[celesse]

When you call 📞🐱💕

[breelynnxoxoxoxo]

Waiting On You💋💋💋

[pupearlfeather]

🦉🧪

[mrsfoone]

Shower thought:

Head & Shoulders should also make body wash and/or bar soap called Knees & Toes.

I've also got branding ideas if they move into eyes drops, toothpaste, or nasal spray.

[gael-garcia]

Kynodontas / Dogtooth (2009, Yorgos Lanthimos)

[neopuppy]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGehAMeSY/

this is funny but the way johnny hides his face is soooo attractive ashdhfjfnd 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Haechan is sooooooo annoying💀

[yazzydream]

Tuna mayo

[adashofginger]

"Call me, I'll arrive, you can call me any day or night."

Call Me | Blondie

Model: Kurtis Dallon/Mr. Bradford

[runescrepes]

Happy late Halloween HanaNene enjoyers 🎃

[inartchive]

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[ierofrnkk]

Whatever you say princess

[simmyfrobby]

talk to me when your idol sidney chokefraudsby can rally his team from down 3-0 in the stanley cup finals. chokefraudsby can learn so much from mcdavid on how to lead his team to a historic finals comeback. anything that mcdavid does is better. chokefraudsby would NEVER lead his team to a series comeback. 😘

i would change my url to chokefraudsby if you asked. i don’t think i could become an oilers fan but i would try. for you.

[yocopoco]

[welcometololaland]

do you like reading about tarlos having an awkward encounter in an adult store? if so, this snippet is for you!

this is from the fic affectionately known as 'Call Me' that i am successfully co-parenting with @rmd-writes (tag, you're it!)

There’s a head of brown hair that’s clearly visible from over a row of very…interesting paraphernalia. Even before the man turns around, Carlos knows who it is. It’s a vibe, an aura, an unfortunate consequence of being extremely attracted to someone who is in precisely the wrong place at precisely the wrong time. Carlos was wrong. Seeing TK Strand in a sex shop might be worse than seeing his parents. “Savannah,” he says, coughing awkwardly. “I've, um, I’ve actually got to go somewhere. Emergency. Don’t worry about the—” “Are you sure?” she asks, far too loudly. “I can show you the options real quick—” “Officer Reyes?” Fuck. Carlos is completely fucked. He feels rooted to the spot, unable to take a breath as his eyes dart over the shelf of unnervingly accurate, plastic, human body parts. Clear green eyes blink back at him, equally as shocked. “Strand,” he replies, his voice sounding far less shaky than it feels. “Hi.” “I’ll leave you to it,” Savannah says, looking between them furtively before scurrying off between the aisles. Carlos kind of wants to throw a dildo at her. “What are you— I probably shouldn’t ask that,” TK stammers, looking adorable with his wide eyes and his unguarded expression. When Carlos’ eyes drop to TK’s hands, he sees he’s holding an ungodly amount of lube and a small silver plug.  Huh. Interesting.

if you haven't played wip weds and you want to, you SHOULD! I tag you!

thanks for the tags @heartstringsduet and @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut!

i'll tag some tarlos people who might have a laugh and then provide me with their own snippets (greedy for them): @bonheur-cafe @decafdino @vineofroses @liminalmemories21 @im-overstimulated-and-im-sad @reyesstrand @kiwichaeng @goodways @carlos-in-glasses @carlos-tk @theghostofashton @safeaswrites @kiloskywalker @thebumblecee @nancygillianmvp @sznofthesticks @sunshinestrand @thisbuildinghasfeelings @three-drink-amy @strandnreyes @lightningboltreader @orchidscript @lemonlyman-dotcom @never-blooms @alrightbuckaroo @freneticfloetry @fitzherbertssmolder @whatsintheboxmh

and @kiwiana-writes because they're the best and tag me every week 💜