#CAN SOMEONE FUVKING HELP. HELLO.

[r1ngfinger]

i need our body to stop fucking with us

[whyse7vn]

LOVE OCTAGON? -

[ ot7 x reader ]

YOUNG FOREVER

8 participants - 8 online

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hobi: just did 8 push ups i’ll smack the shit out of anybody rn

jin: if you were a girl i’d be into that

jk: pls don’t hit me

tae: thought he liked men

jimin: could of fooled me

jin: ??????

namjoon: glad to see ur working out again hobi

hobi: what’s that supposed to mean??

namjoon: i’m glad to see you working out again?

y/n: can i watch?

jk: i want you so bad omg

y/n: ??

jk: sorry i was hacked

yoongi: did one of you order food to my house?

jk: no i wasn’t

tae: MY BURGER IS AT YOUR HOUSE???

OH MY GOD I THOUGH I WAS SCAMMED I WAS SO UPSET

jimin: eat it yoongi

tae: DON’T

pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

send it back to me pls i’m begging

i’m literally starving

and shaking

jin: i think you should give it back to him yoongi could be his first meal in months

hobi: real

yoongi: threw it away

tae: WHAT IS UR ISSUE??????

yoongi: you

hobi: namjoon do you want to fight?

jk: do you want me back?

jimin: shut up

tae: don’t expect to hear from me ever again bitch

yoongi: oh nooooo

namjoon: fight??

y/n: can i watch?

jin: this is stressing me out

someone give me a fun fact to calm me down

namjoon: um

hobi: xikers are the first 5th gen group

tae: that sounds like a disease

jimin: thought we would never hear from you again

yoongi: good things never last

jin: 5TH GEN??????

ARE YOU SILLY

THATS A THING??

THAT FACT DID NOT CALM ME DOWN AT ALL

jimin: ofc tae’s talking about diseases again

tae: am i wrong tho??

like

omg i got xikers rn

i’m itching soooo badddfd

pls i need to go to hospital the xikers on my back are killing me

namjoon: stop talking

tae: i’m not wrong

jk: are you ok tae?

what is xikers

it sounds bad

tae: i’m dying

pls remember me

jk: WHAT 😨

i will bro 🥺

y/n: he’s lying to you

jk: i’m not i swear i’ll remember you forever and ever

y/n: tae is lying to YOU

stupid

jk: oh

wtf man :/

tae: you never let me have fun

hobi: i want to be 5th gen

jk: but we said we were 4th gen??

namjoon: we are 3rd gen.

yoongi: let’s not do this again

tae: ME FOR 5TH GEN IT BOY

jimin: jimin 5th gen ace

jin: although i’m in shock and disbelief rn i’ll still take on the role of 5th gen it boy

tae: ?????

tf is wrong with you

can you read

i said i’m 5th gen it boy?

let’s vote

come on guys 🤗

yoongi: i vote jin

y/n: jin

jk: ME 3

jimin: ig jin

hobi: jin4thewin

namjoon: jin?

jin: i also vote for jin

tae: burn in hell

jk: y/n 5th gen it girl?

y/n: but i was 4th gen it girl last time

jk: ur right let’s swap

y/n: best 5th gen rapper

it’s an honour really

jk: i will use my 5th gen it girl title to help better the world

hobi: 5th GEN VISUAL HOSEOK

yoongi can take the best 5th gen singer title

yoongi: k

y/n: namjoon best 5th gen dancer?

jk: i agree

namjoon: ??

jin: idk about you but i love my new title

tae: i bet you do

jin: you sound mad

namjoon: again?

tae: i’m not

namjoon: you can take mine if you really want

i don’t care for you guy’s silly little game

jk: THIS IS NO GAME JOON

THIS IS OUR REAL LIFE

hobi: RIGHT

tae: KEEP UR NASTY TITLE I DONT WANT UR PITY FUCK YOU FUVK YOU FUCK YOU

jin: yikes

yoongi: all this shouting for what?

y/n: wow

namjoon: fine

jimin: why did jungkook go live naked

y/n: proof lmao?

jin: right put me off my salad fr

jimin: you were eating a salad?

jin: yeah?

jimin: ok

jin: tf you mean ok???

do you want to fight?

jimin: i’m just surprised that’s all

jin: why??????

jimin: cuz yk…

jin: no i DON’T know

pls enlighten me bitch

jk: i wasn’t naked??

jimin: yes you were

jin: HELLO???

YK WHAT?

jk: i swear i wasn’t

y/n: proof???????

jk: you want to see me naked 🤭??

i’m blushing rn

tae: i was naked once

hobi: this isn’t about you

y/n: tae sent me nudes by email once

hobi: ok this is about you

jk: WHAT????)/£/

jin: by email?

tae: omg why would you tell themmmm

jimin: why would you ever want nudes from that?

tae: that????

y/n: i never asked for them

who do you think i am??

tae: what does that mean??

namjoon: you can literally get arrested for that

tae: kinky

but i did send them on accident

so i’m sure the police would understand

jin: i do not believe that at all

and by email??

how is that an accident

yoongi: right

tae: plus i did look super hot right y/n?

y/n: that not the point

tae: see how she didn’t say no

jk: SAY NO

hobi: send the nudes here i say!

jin: DO NOT

jk: say no before i shoot myself in the head

jimin: wow

namjoon: it doesn’t matter if she thought you looked good or not you can’t go round sending ur nudes to people with without warning

tae: says who?

namjoon: the fucking law?

are you okay?? like that’s common sense

wtf is wrong with you

hobi: joons getting mad oh my god >.<

yoongi: thought we established he has no common sense

tae: i knew telepathically that she needed to receive nudes from me in order to keep living

jin: so you didn’t send them by accident then

tae: accident on purpose it’s all the same thing tbh

y/n: to keep living??

jimin: they are polar opposites actually

tae: omg all of u on my dick rn

don’t be mad i stepped up and you didn’t

jk: i was goONA STEP UP

ITVWAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME

I HATE YOU

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

hobi: jk’s mad this is scary >.<

jin: witnessing the fall the taekook in real time

wow this is truly beautiful

tae: omg chill out??

it’s nothing she hasn’t seen before

jimin: and is that by choice?

jk: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

hobi: wait what?

namjoon: everyone shut the fuck up

jin: look now you made joon fr mad

hobi: sorry namjoon >.<

tae: it wasn’t even my fault

y/n: i’m the victim here don’t be mad at me

jk: DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM JOON

yoongi: i’m tired

jimin: this is a lot to take in

namjoon: taehyung apologise

tae: FOR WHAT?????????

hobi: ur sick in the head

namjoon: now

tae: sorry??????

jk: nasty bitch

tae: y/n let’s tell them about us

jk: what

yoongi: 🤨

y/n: us?

tae: ummmmmmm lol?

she’s normally not like this i swear

she likes me honestly

stop embarrassing in front of the guys babe

y/n: blocking you

tae: are u using me for my body???

i sent you nudes TWICE

hobi: one in a million we are twice 🩷💖

tae: you said i was hot

are we not in love?

yoongi: lol

jk: YOU SENT HER NUDES TWICE???????

OH MY GODDDDSJEJ SOMEONE PLs PULL THE TRIGGER FOR ME IM TOO WEAK TO DO THIS ANYMOREEEENBE

jimin: so like did she ask for the nudes the first time?

y/n: SHUT UP???

jimin: OH MY GODFF YIU TOTALY DID

THE PLOT THICKENS

y/n: namjoon tell them to stop taking

namjoon: stop talking

hobi: wait…

is this the fwb you’ve been talking about for weeks

tae: STOP SPEAKING

jin: wooow ur really sad

jk: OhH MY GODDDD ANd I CONGRATULATED YOU SND EVERYTHING OH MY GODDDHDXUD KILL MEMEME KILL MEMEEEE

y/n: fwb?

we have not fucked

jk: oh thajnk god

yoongi: have you kissed?

hobi: yoongi’s jealous >.<

yoongi: just asking

tae: i don’t want to talk about this anymore

jimin: look he’s embarrassed

they totally have not kissed

tae: bottom lie is that she said i was hot

jk: SHE WANTEF TO SEE ME NAKED BEFORE SO UR NOT SPECIAL

DONT LET IT GET TO UR HEAD

BITCH

namjoon: calm down jungkook

jk: HES A LITTLE SNAKE I WILL NOT CALM DOWN NEVER EVER EVER

I LIKED HER FIRST

yoongi: no you didn’t?

jin: is this a love triangle?

hobi: classic case of a love square

jimin: love square?

y/n: no one is in love

tae: my life is over

y/n: get a grip

jimin: i’m feeling left out put me in the square

hobi: it wouldn’t be a square then

jimin: love pentagon?

jin: make it a hexagon

hobi: wait wtf and me

love heptagon so cute 💞

what about you namjoon?

namjoon: what about me?

jimin: do you want to fuck y/n yes or no?

y/n: oh my god????

jk: YOU BETTER SAY NO

SAY NO

ILL KILL YOU

namjoon: i’m not answering that

jk: GOOD

WAIT WTF ARE YOU TRYING TI SAY YOU DON’T THINK SHES HOT???

WTF IS WRONG WITH yOU???

SHE IS NOT UGLY

namjoon: i never said that

jimin: i’m taking that as a yes

hobi: love octagon 🩷

y/n: what happened to talking about our 5th gen life 🙁

jk: i love 5th gen

hobi: what is with the gc name?

jimin: it’s for jin’s mental health

jin: ur actually decreasing my mental health by taking about 5th gen

jimin: are newjeans 5th gen?

jin: okay so just fuck me then?

yoongi: idk

hobi: I LOVE NEWJEANS

oHUr my OHUR MY GODTT

jin: i don’t listen minors sing

it’s bad for the economy

jimin: just say they make you feel old as shit

jk: i don’t listen to other women sing

y/n: ???

jk: i mean i love when other women sing

i actually only listen to girl groups

tae: he’s lying

because that’s actually me

y/n: shut the fuck up both of you

yoongi: real

y/n: and you

yoongi: ??????????????????????

jimin: LMAO

HE DIDN’T EXPECT THAT

jin: GOTTT HIKMMMMM LMAOSOSOSOIDKEKEKDKDKDK

hobi: i love feminism ❤️

y/n: it’s nice not arguing

namjoon: i’ve been telling you all

jimin: true!!!

hobi: you argue the most

jimin: me???

hobi: yes you

you and jin literally argued 10 seconds ago

jin: don’t put us in the same sentence like that i’m getting uncomfortable

namjoon: the fact that they actually shut the fuck up

what have i been doing wrong

jimin: maybe cuz you don’t have a pussy idk

namjoon: did you have to be so vulgar?

y/n: vulgar?

what are you 65??

hobi: pussy is power

NOT vulgar

jin: vulgar is such a nasty word like ew vulgar

namjoon: i’m leaving

jin: praise god

namjoon left “young forever”

tae: i love pussy btw

jimin left “young forever”

hobi left “young forever”

y/n left “young forever”

yoongi left “young forever”

jk: personally i think you’re so brave for saying that

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and taekook lived!!

[an-au-blog]

Back again with Mihawk x Sora and their son Sanji.

I feel like Sanji doesn't call Mihawk father just because of Judge and how that title is tainted for him like when you meet someone and they ruin a whole name? Judge did that to 'father'.

The crossguild shenanigans would be so funny too.

There's a really pretty woman walking around and is nice to Buggy and Crocodile doesn't even know who she is. They're both confused until Sora walks into a meeting and is like "you need to fix your bounty system I just had a box of fingers dropped off."

Buggy admires her bravery and nonchalance as she sets the box down on the table, Crocodile goes to start laying into her because she clearly doesn't see who she's talking to or what she interrupted. Crocodile goes to start berating her but Mihawk is just like "ah, thank you, Darling. We'll discuss that now." Sora nods and leaves. Croc and Buggy would be shook because of course Mihawk would be able to hide this. He's Mihawk.

Sanji however still won't fight Zoro with swords because he's a cook. And when the Strawhats find out about the Guild Sanji's not worried about his mom, he's laughing so hard at Mihawk being beneath BUGGY? FUVKING BUGGY? he's losing it, he's gone, he almost died of suffocation. And like since Sora was a queen he knows Sora is absolutely helping Mihawk privately because Mihawk is probably ready to choke the clown and he knows his mother is talking him out of it every fucking day.

Hello again! I kinda wanna start naming my anons, you can Sanon be because I think I counted 3 or 4... if you don't want to tho you can tell me

I see what you mean about ruining the word "father" and I absolutely agree. I feel like Judge would have ruined so many things for Sanji and now it's just left for Mihawk to pick up the pieces.

For example Sanji does something wrong or accidentally breaks something and expects to be punished in some horrible way. But Mihawk just sighs and tells him to get the broom for him. Sanji does and is still waiting to get hit with it but instead just watches Mihawk clean it up and tell him to be more careful next time.

Or maybe he asks him if he wants to learn to fight and poor Sanji doesn't know he can say no. When he loses, because there's no way he could win, he expects to be ridiculed and shamed but Mihawk just pats him on the back and tells him how amazing he did, what his strengths and weakneses are, and what he needs to work on.

Also the cross guide made me think of that one clip of John Ward where he goes "Darling, how fo you turn on the air fryer?" and I can just see him doing that with everyone omg. Like "Darling, where's my second sock? I seem to have misplaced it...", "Dear, have you seen my keys?", "Have you checked my letter, I don't sound too rude, do I?" Just dad things ig hahaha

Sora having to calm an angry Mihawk is so cute to me like, he's tapping his foot in agitation, while she's rubbing his back. "I'll kill him," he stands up, to which she automatically goes "Mmmno, you won't," in a calm and loving voice making him sit back down. And he just nods, still angrily "No, I won't."

[mikiriandmokoro]

Shit Said During the HnKnA Livestream Starters

Its gonna be so great

FUCK US

Do it! DO IT!

Role Holder in a cage.

Floating ____ head omf

Can we take a shot everytime her dress changes/is ugly?

Out of all the cute ball gowns from the game they did this instead.....

The ________ and ________ are going to get us wasted as is.

Ive allready lost count of how many shots and drinks were supposed to have had by now

______ being forced down the rabbit hole of bad choices

BAD TOUCH

Wasted

GOOD ON _________

To the ones using actual alcohol, may your body take pity on you.

I'm going to run out of alcohol you guys. This shit is expensive.

That is some seriously unnecessary transitioning

This whole OVA is a canon turned on it's head

TAKE SHITS. SHOTS FUC

_______ getting lectured; one more.

_________ killed someone take one more.

OK this is like.... a whole botle. Legit. XD

I KNOW THt seiyuu

They seriously transition way too much in this movie

The plot is drunk.

The plot took more shots than we did.

________ with that cake. He looks scared.

DO YOU HAVE TO CONTINUOUSLY DRINK THE ENTIRE TIME HES NOT THROWING UP??

This movie has 0 chill with transitions

The more I look at _______ the more I want to punch

He's more of a raging asshole than normal

I swear I could miss a few minutes and I'd be fine

what is even happening at this point

Decapitation?

And cue Mr. Steal Yo Girl

The twins are better as adults. They're cute and less jail baity

_______ NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SETTLED WITH GUNS

When one gun isn't enough

WHERE IS HE PULLING THE GUNS FROM?!

_______ getting ready for the ball like let me grab a couple more guns

Faceless can do that too?

HI! HI HI HI HI! I LOVE YOU!

He wants to whip it, whip it good.

GIVE ME _______ BACK. AAAAAAAAAAAA

My 16 ounces of lemonade is gone.

I love how Alice just sniffed _______ tho.

_______ save that for the bedroom.

Im so drunk I cAnt even type good. im gonna fuvking die probably

tooo muhc drinky times.

Actually this part is quite nice with all the red

sometimes we change the method of execution

mite die for reals

What's wtaaaaah??? | A magical clear substance that might help you not have the hangover from hell tomorrow.

..._______ wants Alice to play with him-- DOWN BOY!

Awww you can't see his poof tail. | I know I wanted to see that tail.

OKAY THAT SMILE THERE IS ADORABLE

Drink the fuckin water

I have 1/4 bottle of cruzan strawberry rum left.

Chug for the elevator/tardis

CHIBI ____ | LOVE HER | She's so cute :3

back to be an asshole.

Okay ______ why are you here you are supposed to be in ________.

_________ represses all his feelings I mean, all his history

plooooooooot I need a plot. Commit dammit.

Forshadow my ass4

I forgot how the shots work on _______.

Hey _______, nice to see you're being creepy as always.

This movie was totes directed by Ace.

Prepare for a series of shots. 'Cause this bitch getting shot.

Shoot him!!! Shoot him!!!!!

Is _______ is real name? Did his parents actually go yes let's name our child _______ because fuck him?

5 shots. | SHIIIIIIT

The other Joker and the director of this movie make an appearance.

Mr. Steal your girl and dick supreme.

Mr. Threesome. |MR THREESOME--

Someone should make an RP meme list for this entire chat (You're welcome.)

_______ is Mr. this is why we can't have nice things.

Because it's the tardis, obviously.

these bushes are DIASPPOINTINGLY TINY

NOBODY WOULD LIKE THAT

Six Flags gone wrong.

_______ WHY

Someone make a trap remix of _____ violin

That's pretty much the _____+__________ experience. A song will ease u right into death

_________ playing at everyone's funeral because he's the reason they're having them.

And _____ teleports into the 5th dimension.

This scene must have been a trip to animate tho.

_______ UIS JACKASSS

I leave for 1 min and I miss EVERYTHING

Everything's teleporting into the 5th dimension today.

"Where am I? What's going on?" Asked everybody watching this movie.

And the opening plays for no reason????

Take 2 drinks; _______ turned into a balloon.

This movie is crack. THat's what it is-

When _______ needs a shot to deal with it too.

How many drugs were the writers taking when they wrote this????

Everything fucking talking cryptically.

DIVE INTO THE OCEAAAAAAn

_______ stop putting yourself in prison.

The true secret of Wonderland; everything and everyone can teleport, whether they want to or not.

What even is a knave?

MORTAL COMBAAAAT! FIGHT !11!!!!!!11!

Hello to our friends the creepy children

Didn't this happen in one of _________ bad ends?

__________ magic hat.

MURDER TIME FOR NAUGHTY CHILDREN

THAT WOULD KILL HER???? THAT WOULDNT FUCKIGN WORK!

_____ just peaces out.

STAY LOST ASSHAT

Why is _____ the main romance lead?

He's such a cunt though.

They walked there hand in hand, how'd she get there before him????

________ is a cool friend but a terrible boyrfiend tbh

And ________ doesn't even get to be really gay.

Everyone else gets sex.

Mr. steal your girl and I am a raging asshole were our mains.

_____________ HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME THE DICK

Why did this movie need two end credits scenes????

And opening for third time.

BABE PLEASE

NOT THE LAUGHING

Hiya ______, thanks for the nightmares.