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emahriel · 1 year

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come grab your new morning alarm fellas (x)

#blessed cameo #neil newbon #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #not mine!!! check out nox.ltng on tiktok #(assuming that's who requested the cameo)#sry for repost oqkedqe #wtf why won't the link work...... why won't it apply

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deathinfeathers · 1 month

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Can be so smart but the second a fat stinky rude generally unpleasant man with a knack for music pays attention to her, her brain turns to goop.

#If you check 3 out of 5 of those boxes this applies to you

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yo9urt · 1 month

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i need the power to control time...

#mine #i JUST signed the papers for the job i interviewed for last week #and then i checked my other emails and theres one from this other remote call job i applied to #except that one is in academic advising (more enjoyable and relevant to me) AND pays more AND they provide more technology stuff for you #including 2 monitors which i've always wanted.........#but the start date isn't for another 2 months (start date for the one i signed for is in 3 weeks) and i need money and job success NOW #if i could control time i could simply fit both jobs into one day...but unfortunately they are both full time #urgh. whatever. if it's meant to be it will be and if it's not then it won't.......everything will work out... [<- coping]

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depresseddepot · 2 months

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I have dreams all the time where I'm sad when I wake up but last night I dreamt that I told a joke so funny that random strangers were just straight up sending me money. my best friend's mom sent me $1000 with the caption "haha!"

#i was so wealthy. people were offering me thousands of dollars to even just read phrases in the same intonation that i said the joke #i have spent years perfecting my intonation and the way i speak to be as funny as i am capable of #someone offering to PAY ME for it was sooooo good #but i woke up :( and i am $11347 poorer #i was so happy and crying because it was so unexpected and i could afford to graduate in one semester AND move out #and that was only the first 30m and people kept paying me (dont know how so many people heard tbh) so it was like.#the promise of stable financial wealth in the future even if it didn't last forever #god. GOD #i want money. i need money so fucking badly I'm DREAMING about it #i have $2.96 in my checking acct for the next two weeks and i was getting hundreds of dollars in a dream for a JOKE #the joke was about trump or something (i think he said like ''laws only apply when im not here'')#(and i was like ''haha okay <3 then i guess that means i get paid $40 an hour bc laws don't apply while you're here <3'')#(and he argued and then the big ''jokr'' was that i told donald trump to his face that he was the laziest piece of shit in the country)#THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE. like cool burn i guess but it wasn't even that effective in the dream LMAO #and people were paying so much money for it.....is this what influencers do. is this how they get paid #they make shitty jokes on tiktok and get thousands of dollars #anyway. good morning. i wish i was wealthy

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luluziy · 3 months

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Yk when a duo consists of an insane person and another one who's normal

ok so now make both ppl insane and there's carly and ryan for you

#idk im out of content to post :')#still trying to find a name for my series. kinda hard when it has to apply to the whole ass story #doodle #oc #carly summerwood #ryan grimstorm #ryan is more “paranoid and grumpy detective guy”#carly is the “crazy scientist-esque”#and they both compliment eachothers weird ass hobbies <3 #yk both are both morally grey characters that kinda keep eachother's flaws in check #or at least i hope so im still writing them

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what-even-is-sleep · 3 months

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Can’t wait for my drivers license to arrive so I can be driving legally again for the first time in 1.5 years!

#for legal reasons this is a joke #SO THIS IS WHATS UP #as a youngin #a young adult one might say #I was starting to learn that some systems are bullshit when I’d previously been a pretty big rule-follower #my mom showing me how to navigate the healthcare system a bit/showing me how student loans legit have practices to confuse and fuck us over #also im really bad at getting things in on time (this is an important fact)#so when I see that my drivers license is abt to expire. I’m like ‘Oup gotta get that done!’ then promptly forget abt it #next time I remember it’s 3 months expired.#I check the date and realize that wait! in a year imma be turning 21 and just one yr after that Real ID’s will become mandatory (im p sure)#so I decide to push off renewing my license! I think that the whole process will b annoying asf bc I’ve only dealt with the DMV in-person #and it SUCKED and took forever. I’m thinking that if I renew my drivers license right on/after my 21st birthday I can knock out two birds #with one stone: I can get it as a Real ID and I can get an updated picture that’s flipped sideways so getting age-checked is faster #little do i know: it’s v much illegal to be driving around with an expired license!#I drive around for a year (over a year? I don’t remember when I first realized it was expired) j having fun #then one month b4 my 21st birthday I get into an abroad study thing and have to get my passport. which I realize is also expired. and #realize that to renew my passport I have to have a valid drivers license. At this point I also realize how fucked I could be if I get pulled #over with my expired license. so I check out the process for DL renewal and rejoice! it’s online!#AND THANK FUCK I CHECKED THEN. bc if I had waited LITERALLY two more days I would not have been able to renew online and would’ve had to go #in-person. and there were no in-person appointments until after my 21st. and I learned in this process abt the fines my state applies when u #renew a DL late and ALSO that u have to entirely retake the test/redo all the paperwork shit if it’s expired for too long. I would’ve had to #retake the test n everything if I’d gone past my bday. I was also in another state for college. idk how incoherent these ramblings are but #basically I would’ve been Ultra Fucked. anyways! got that figured out #renewed the DL and had it sent to my home. then da house floods and crime goes up in the neighborhood and my DL ends up either being lost #Or tossed (with other flood-damaged things) or stolen.#I don’t realize this for 4 months bc I am silly. also in college out-of-state. also other reasons.#finally got around to calling DMV and telling them that my DL never arrived… 6 months after I renewed it!#and they were v sweet and are resending me my DL for free. so in the next few weeks I shall finally b driving legally again #!!!! the end #mypost

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tracle0 · 1 year

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Next - here Previous - here First - here

#crow comic #art #artist #artist on tumblr #original comic #original art #I'd like to add a note here explaining the panel with just the flag of England #from that I mean to. Discuss how the influx of Christianity twisted England especially into being power hungry and corrupt #something something monarchy as a power of the church. something something beating the celts out of their home #I can't remember exactly what my thoughts were but I'm 99% sure it was along those lines. Hence the. Flag of England #st. georges flag??? I want to say??? Lemmie check #yea st georges flag cool #anyway.#current update is I might not be able to go to uni after all :))))))#oh actually this links to this comic #I made this during a college course I did that basically let you get a level 3 or level 4 in art media and design #this comic had no end input into it but I did make it as part of my final major project. Should have been graded - was not due to COVID #(I made it in 2020)#I got a level 4 which is the same as the first year of uni in the UK. Cool! Cost me nothing to attend #however now I'm applying for a student loan I'm. Not able to get one. Because I already have a foundation/year 1 qualification #and the student finance body won't give you a grant for re-doing a foundation year #is what I can understand from what I've found out #I need to call someone up about it but everywhere is shut until tuesday so. Wait until Tuesday I guess???#sigh

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arctic-hands · 6 months

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I wish contact tracing was still a thing AND they were tracing every major contagious disease rn. Would love to scream in the left ear of the rotten pig who didn't wash their hands and gave me norovirus

#I'm suspecting it was food born illness #i had takeout the two nights before i had to go to the hospital #but there wasn't enough proof at the time to be able to report it #I've been checking iWasPoisoned and so far no one else or the health dept have cited either place as an outbreak for anything #why is hand washing so goddamn hard for people to figure out #step 1) wet hands. warm to hot water is best but if all you have is cold water then that's better than nothing #step 2) apply soap #step 3) lather the soap all over your hands. make sure to get underneath your fingernails #step 4) continue lathering the soap while your hands are under the water stream for twenty seconds. sing happy birthday or something to time #step 5) dry hands on paper towel if avaliable or hand blower if not. DO NOT WIPE HANDS ON CLOTHES IF YOU WORK IN FOOD #voila you just saved another immunocompromised person from suffering from a preventable infection!#you're a goddamn hero!

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mwagneto · 2 years

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Hi Samu! You said you like asks about Hungarian so I thought I'd send you another one.

So, I know some suffixes like -ba/be have different vowels depending on the vowels in the base word, and my first question is what the Hungarian word for this phenomenon is, cause I know in English we call it vowel harmony.

There are other suffixes like -szerű which are always the same, there is no *-szarú. This is like, a problem, because I have enough trouble getting the vowels right in suffixes like -ba/be, but other times my tongye kinda gets stuck and basically is it worse to say nagybe or nagyszarú cause I need to know which will get me laughed at so I can not do that.

hiii so the thing w getting laughed at/being insecure etc is that like. hungarian is so incredibly difficult that we aren't used to anyone trying to learn it so it literally does not matter if you make 100000 mistakes there'll still be a crowd clapping and cheering for even making an attempt so don't worry about that dkejfidmdjd

the hungarian word for it is "hangrend" = order of sounds/sound order, I'll try to do a tldr of it

so there's mély = deep/low, magas = high and vegyes = mixed sound order words, depending on what vowels are in them. every vowel is either low or high, there's 2 words that help you remember them, see below:

mély hangrendű szavak/deep sound ordered words: anything with a á o ó u ú, word: búvárhajó (diving boat)

magas hangrendű szavak/high sound ordered words: anything with e é i í ö ő ü ű, word: repülőgépeik (their airplanes)

obvi deep words always get deep suffixes, high words always get high suffixes. mixed words always get the deep suffix, there might be an exception or two but i cant think of any so

there's also cases where there's not two but three versions of the same suffix, so instead of just -ba and -be there'll be a deep version (usually a or o), a high version (usually e), and then a version with most likely ö, for example -hoz -hez and -höz. for deep and mixed ones you obvi use -hoz, and most high words will get -hez, you use -höz for high words that either only have ö/ő/ü/ű them, or have ö/ő/ü/ű as the final vowel, so:

ablakhoz (deep)

acélhoz (mixed)

kerékhez (high)

ökörhöz (high + only ö)

kötélhez, ütéshez (high and has ö/ü but the final vowel is e so it gets -hez)

képzőhöz (high and has e but the final vowel is ő so it gets -höz)

it's. really difficult I'm sorry, and also i found this page that i THOUGHT listed every suffix we have and it was so long i almost cried but then i realised it wasn't even all of them, only képző suffixes, which is like. one third of them. so. godspeed soldier

#for the höz rule it's enough to remember that if the last vowel is ö/ő/ü/ű then the suffix is too since if the #whole word is ö/ő/ü/ű obviously the last vowel is gonna be too #but that ofc only applies to suffixes that have a third form in the first place #sorry if i accidentally made everything more confusing lmao😭#i have an ask on the 3 types of suffixes somewhere in the #hun grammar #tag so that might be worth checking out #i got mail!#if u have any questions abt this or anything else feel free to ask fr #EDIT SORRY I LIED IT'S NOT IN THE TAG:((((((#DAMNIT. IDK WHERE IT IS THEN

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nomaishuttle · 10 months

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now heres the thing is my rule is i have to live on my own for a year before im allowed to get a pet but also consider what if i had a little friend .

#in my heart i want a wawa so badly it hurts but alsoooo i worry quite a bit bc like. i work full time... so el wawa would be at home alone a #lot and one thing about the beautiful adorable majestic chihuahua is they have to pee every 3-4 hours. so i would have to have some way to #let them out OR keep them outside while im at work but another thing is 1. apartments dont generally have backyards #2. chihuahuas get cold very easily .... i could do some ssort of doggy daycare but i fear that would be expensive .... and i hate pee pads #and would prefer not 2 use them so i dont rly have much optionn 😭 but i want a chihuahua so badly.#but ALSO. a kitty cat.... i love cats i think theyre really quite sweetsies and also i think they could handle living in an apartment bette #esp since famously cats use the bathroom indoors. u may know.#so... i could potentially get a kitty..... but also i dont want to get one until im absolutely positive i could take good care of it and i #feel like i could esp now that ive got a system that works so well 4 motivating me to do my daily tasks yk. and also i think if i had my ow #apartment id feel a lot safer just like. being up and around the apartment so thatd be good... but also pets r expensive. but also the apt #i just applied to is rly quite cheap (like 1050 a month) its income restricted but i qualify by like a lot LMAO... n this would be perfect #bc 1050 is likee. not even a full paycheck i could pay rent with 1 paycheck and still have like 150 left over and then my other paycheck fo #the month is fully mine... so i could save up lots #+ wsg is included in the rent whichhh is insane. adn the apartment is cute and Trust . alarm bells were going off a bit bc i was like maybe #this is too good to be true we all remember the 800$ scam incident. but its a verified listing and i checked the propertymanagers and theyr #legit... its even got a washer and dryer IN UNIT and also a fitness center which is good bc i wanna try n start doing more cardio...#IT EVEN HAS A FIREPLACE i dont particularly need a fireplace but its cool 2 have one i could make smores right in my very own living room #AND ITS NOT A STUDIO its a 1 br...#grahhh i rly rly rly want ittt ik i prolly wont get it but :[

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reallifepotato · 1 year

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Manpower company asking me if I want a job in a different lawyer's office and I'm like idk I don't think im cut out for that and she said it's just office work...I guess I could try 💁‍♀️

#they are mostly in building so it's probably not as bad #listen i might aswell check it out i guess.#i did apply to 2 ? other jobs but they havent called me back #or 3 #and i actually wanted thise

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aqricus · 2 years

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i would rather stick my hand in a blender than try to flex checking out other women with my man.

#queued <3 #i witnessed some girl bragging about it in bio today #and i KNOW she was holding back tears #i FLEW to tumblr in the middle of the lecture to type this out #i could NEVER be the ‘cool girlfriend’ who checks out other women with my man and talks about them with him #i CANNOT #like idk how these women can do that #OBVIOUSLY if you’re in a consensual poly relationship then this doesn’t apply to you and that should be obvious from the jump #bc that’s something entirely different #but MONOGAMOUS couples??? phew. i could not.

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speedlimit15 · 2 years

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hi everybody i have 5 days to pay my rent or i get evicted and i’m $400 short because my hours at work got cut drastically after being trained

i fucking hate making posts like this especially since i’m not a Donatjon Post Reblogger so i’m not making it rebloggable. Followrrs Only type shit you know. but. i know it’s hard rn so no worries if you can’t/don’t want to, i’m just kind of flustered bc my family is also out of money and having extended health issues so i have uhh no options:))) jtenney94 is my vmo we could also work out a quick commission if you wanted to dm me we can figure out something!

#i’m embarrassed legitimately but i’m TRYING TO LEARN TO ASK FOR HELP WHEN I NEED IT!!!!!!!#anyway it would be dope if i could catch a break <3 i’ve been paying bills late with every single paycheck/student loan check for months #1 grocery trip $60 budget for 2 every 2 weeks etc i’m still paying my car every third month with my student loan right before they repo it #it’s been like this since i started school i’m like seriously considering applying for disability #i have a $20 monthly fun budget for goodwill but i’m gonna cut that out too for groceries #being an adult fucking BLOWS dude they LIED

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yardsards · 2 years

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gotten so fed up with the inability to find some decent goddamned blue hair dye that i've resorted to buying my usual brand *online*

#eliot posts #punky colour brand lagoon blue hair dye my beloved #got two cans of that and then some other shades i'd not tried before #bc you gotta have more than $30 purchase to get the free shipping #but $32 for 6 jars of dye are not bad #it's already cheapass stuff (which is why i tried it in the first place) but there was also a sale going on #so it's cheaper than it was back when i could buy it from walmart #i've only tried 3 brands of hair dye thus far #1: splat. the results are aight but it's a fucking nightmare to apply. no thanks.#2: punky colour. used to cost around $8 for 3.5 oz. super super concentrated.#i'd usually mix 1 part dye to 1-2 parts conditioner and leave it in for longer than the instructions said #and the colour would come out SUPER rich and vivid nonetheless. so in practice the jars are more like 7oz #if you write off the cost of the conditioner you mix it with (and you can use cheapass conditioner) anyway #3: unicorn hair. just under 7 oz for $16. not very concentrated. looks like when i mix 2 parts conditioner in w the prev brand #i can leave it on for over an hour and it won't get too dark or too neon. just stays a simple light shade #which is good for beginners who don't wanna accidentally get way too vivid of a colour but not for my purposes #was gonna try manic panic but am allergic #have not tried arctic fox yet bc it is expensive + i hate bottled dye i prefer jars + none of the shades in the store stood out to me #weren't any other brands than those in sally beauty OR walmart last i checked

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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#ok so like this is fine bc im not in a horrible mood rn. this is more i feel like complaining bc what im doing is kinda ridiculous #but my memory is so bad that ill probably forget if i dont write it out. but basically 4 days a week i have to come in starting at 7.30 to #water and prep for measurements. then from 9am to 6.15pm i have to nonstop take the measurements. and theyre timed so that means #i get abt 4 min to do anything before i have to take another measurement. which is abt enough time to start to focus and then have to stop #which is very fucking frustrating. and i have to manage data. coordinate for this fucking paper. and keep track of like 10 other things for #work stuff. which means that it takes me like and hour to send easy emails and they come out all fucked uo bc my brain is so shot #but on top of that i also have to fucking do the steps to get set up for my new school in the fall. and like ive officially accepted the #offer but havent talked to my new advisor since then so now theres this weird gap where im like. uh fuck do i ask for wtf im supposed to #do? bc ive been able to do things for like 2 or 3 weeks but then my life started collapsing in around me. and like there r probably #instructions somewhere but i cant fucking read lol. whatever. hes nice i just need to find the energy and words to email him and b like lol #srry everythings been insane. but bc ive waited so long i have to compulsively keep going back to check that ive been accepted like somehow #that would change while im not looking. ugh. and ive also fucked myself over housing wise bc theres a housing shortage in the city and huge #demand of housing on camus so theres a wait list for everything but i cant fucking apply bc i cant get my id to work. and fucking idk who #to call or email abt that. but idk i might have to have roomates for a semester. or my parents offered to give me some extra money for an #apartment until i can get one that doesnt put me in the red on a grad student budget. ugh. i dont wanna do either of those things #but christ do i not want roommates. ill figure something out. its just annoying and difficult from so far away #and it makes me kinda sad bc ppl r like: r u excited?! and im like. i cant really think abt that. partly bc im constanly putting out fires #in the present so theres not really space for it. partly bc i dont allow myself to b excited abt things so as not to get my hopes up.#but just after i accepted i was excited. and now it feels like im reaching my hand out toward a floating light just out of reach. like #its a nice idea but i wont believe until it happens. but that just bc ive become distorted about things #and i dont even get a weekend bc the 4 days of measurement r friday to Monday and i cant fucking relax on weekdays bc ppl r like hey can u #do this??? and there r things i can only do on weekdays so its like ok i guess ill just suffer forever thrn. and my boss texts me like: hey #did u do X? and am like: uuuuuh i fucking dont kno what day it is anymore. i dont understand y we have to meet. lets just not talk bc im #afraid ill say something worrying. so yea its pretty fucked up rn. but this stuff ends on the 24th #then ill probably not take a break and fucking finish the measurements for another project bc i just really need it to b done. i need it #all to b done so i can fucking wash my hands of this and fucking quit and move away at the start of july... or August if i decide i hate #myself that much. ugh. at least the lab has been pretty empty so no ones seen me crying lol #also thr fucking rutgers guy emailed me yesterday like: hey u want this position? and im like bitch u r like a month too late also im in #my cringe fail era. i would not survive at ur school. ugh everything is terrible. 2 or 3 more months then i csn leave this place forever #unrelated

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highkey-lowkey-as-hell · 2 years

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note to self: never ever EVER say “i think the worst is over!” because it is NOT

#this is about college applications #i’ve finished pretty much all of them (unless i decide to apply anywhere else which honestly idk at this point)#and now i have to wait for results #and i thought the hard part was doing the applications but NOPE #it literally has been like 3 days since i turned in the application parts #my counselor only sent out my transcripts this morning #and yet i have checked all the application portals already today #how am i supposed to wait in this purgatory for months???#school tw #ask to tag #probably delete later

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