My new canon. Tw blood
At least alto got gears stew. Didn’t taste too bad.
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Evil Clears AU 💥💥💥💥💥💥
(@handsome-john *hands you this and runs away*)
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(texting)
Clef: Coggggggg
Clef: Coggggy
Clef: Cog, I'm so bored. Can you do something and get me some time off work? I want to go homeee
Gears: I'll see what I can do.
Clef: You're the best :))))))))
Clef: Hey why did the breach alarm just go off?
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From Stephen A. Smith to Chris Rock, Black celebs are sadly using conservative rhetoric and platforms in order to gain clout and favor from the right."
Overwhelmingly, men. We have a problem, fam. Also, this is a Black people convo.
Stop acting like a nighew/hewpines
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And you think I’m going to vote for this HEW? No way, no HEWS!
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
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Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—
Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP
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[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right
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