#Cadetsona OC

[willyonilly]

post this aquabats sona. everything will be ok

[nintendonut1]

Commission for @mcmagnetic of his Aquabats Cadetsona OC and Eaglebones Falconhawk!

Enjoy!! And thank you!!!

Commission rates

[pppuffin]

Sam and Max fandom please give me your Sam and Max Oc/Cadetsona I wanna draw them so baddddddd

[hostess-of-horror]

M.J: Hey Miss M.B, I want to ask you about my favorite novel, Harry Potter. If you don't know that's fine, but if you know Which house is your favorite between gryffindor slytherin hufflepuff and ravenclaw

M.B.: "Hmmm... I have to say Hufflepuff. That is mainly because everyone I know just... agrees that I'm a Hufflepuff. I have to admit, lil' dude, I have no clue about the entire lore behind Hogwarts and Harry Potter in general. But I think I have somewhat of a good idea as to what each House represents. The reason why they say I'm a Hufflepuff is because I'm more of a gentle person. I would rather heal than harm, and I'm a do-gooder and a child at heart. My beliefs, although they may be naive, are inclusive, accepting, and all around centered on what is considered right. Plus, there's this really cool aesthetic I would totally be in if I were a student at Hogwarts!"

[sevenheven7011]

Here's Blackie!

[drusb]

CADETSONA CADETSONA

Alright, I know that a lot of people have been making Cadetsonas lately. If you don't know, a Cadetsona is whoever is making it's version of the protagonist of Sam and Max: This Time it's Virtual!, aka Lumpy. Recently, I have been thinking about making my own, and here he is.

Vel Raptor

Vel is an anthropomorphic velociraptor. (think like the ones from Jurassic Park, not the ones with feathers and stuff) He's 25, and he enjoys running, rollerblading, parkour, and adventure. His fashion style can basically be described as Jet Set Radio, mainly stuff that allows him to move easily without being caught on something. He's a very nice guy, who never really gets mad at others unless they really piss him off. His favorite games and shows tend to be stylish and flashy. Things such as Jet Set Radio, The World Ends With You, Air Gear, Persona 5, killer7, and Splatoon. Vel is bisexual, he's had his fair share of flings in the past, but nothing too major. He's still on good terms with his exes, as whenever he broke up, the feeling was mutual, and they both felt it just wasn't working. He's currently in his first serious relationship with someone he genuinely cares about, he's even considering proposing. (More about this later) Vel's firearm is an Uzi which he uses for spray and pray tactics, using his speed to his advantage.

Backstory:

Vel was created by Momma Bosco as a genetic experiment by using her old machine that she used to create Bosco. However, after Vel was born, she made the tough decision to put Vel up for adoption, as she could only afford to have one kid. He was adopted by a kind and caring couple who loved and cared for him. They supported him, and gave him a sense of justice. However, he didn't really know what to do with his life. One day, while out on a run, Vel was struck by a giant monster attacking the neighbourhood, and he was slammed into a dumpster, where he met Sam and Max. After the events of the VR game, Vel graduated and became an official Freelance Police officer. He asked Sam and Max if he could be their west coast branch, and the two consented, asking for him to keep in touch in any way he could. After this, Vel moved to Seattle, where he started up his Freelance Police business.

Significant Other:

Val is dating the elder god Orryx. Orryx is his partner, and his boyfriend. They met while on a case, and they have been close ever since. Orryx is an elder god consisting of purple fire, and he uses his power to take on an anthropomorphic form. He doesn't really wear anything because he's made of fire. Of course he can touch things and others without burning them or setting them on fire. It's more or less a statement for him. Ironically, despite being made of fire, he's very cool-headed and full of snark. Unless you piss him off, in which case you've earned a one way ticket to the afterlife. Orryx's firearm of choice is a customized SPAS-12 gifted to Vel by Sam and Max. They originally wanted to send some Molotolv Cocktails and hand grenades, but they realized it would get seized by customs, so they just got Geek to make a custom SPAS-12 instead. Orryx's favorite foods are spicy ones, he enjoys eating ghost peppers, and his favorite drink is the Mississippi Queen. The two are friends with Sean and Nyarly, and whenever they come over to the west coast on either a case or on vacation, they usually end up on a double date.

[blorbosdotcom]

Out of curiosity, do you have an Aquacadet persona? :0

yes i do!!!!

their name is crystal bat!

they're a hybrid between an alien (father) and human (mother). their dad abandoned them as a baby and lives on the planet crystonia where he rules and plots to take over the world! he wants to use crystal as a dooms day weapon.

crystal ran away from home since their mother was mot very nice and just wanted to use them for their powers.

their powers are telekinesis, levitation and ability to harness energies from crystals. their abilities are derived from the crystal necklace they always wear, which illuminates a bright aqua when used.

when they did run away, they were fourteen. that's when they met the aquabats! the bats took them in for a few years and helped them better hone their super powers.

crystal now lives on and off of the streets, sometimes staying with the professor and other cadets.

their nicknames include crys (pronounced chris), they love baby carrots and they would do ANYTHING for the bats and their pals!!!

i tried to keep this short but i went off 😅 so yeah that's my cadetsona in a nutshell!!!!

[that-peach-anon]

Hey Peach! If you don't mind me asking...

Can you draw M.B. (my self-insert and Cadet OC) please?

I saw your posts (@anxious-chaos-art and @drusb), so I figured why not?

Aspen: Are you quite sure this is a good idea, ms. M.B.?

M.B.: I'm sure it's a fun one! Besides, our only risk of dying is 5%.

Aspen: I don't think that's a good thing...

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Here she is!!! She took a long while because I could not decide on how to draw head shapes, so it took some time to settle into one choice :P

And with her is my own cadetsona, Aspen! M.B. is convincing them of doing something they're most probably terrified about, but they're willing to go with the flow anyways lol

[hostess-of-horror]

🎃 Tales of Terror 🎃

[M.B. is my Cadetsona OC, M.J. belongs to @sleepy-heads-blog, Sean and Nyarly belong to @drusb]

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[Sitting inside a large, makeshift tent, decorated with twinkling lights and soft blankets, M.B., Geek, and M.J. are taking turns telling scary stories for a Halloween-themed sleepover party.]

M.J.: "... and then, when the candles flickered out, there in the darkness appeared the skinless man, crying out, 'Flesh! My flesh! Give me my flesh!'"

[Ending his story, M.J. pauses in his dramatic pose. Geek and M.B. applaud and he bows.]

M.B.: "Wow, lil' dude, I'm impressed! Did you make that up all by yourself?"

M.J.: "Eh... sorta."

Geek: "Of course he didn't. He got that from one of his comics."

[M.J. sticks his tongue out mockingly at Geek. Geek does the same back.]

M.B.: "Either way, it was pretty good."

M.J.: "Your illusions helped make it even scarier. It's like watching our own movies!"

[M.B. swirls her hands, playing with the magical aura that surrounds them.]

M.B.: "I figured it would be a lot of interesting. Plus, I'm a bit of a visual person myself."

Geek: "Alright, M.J.'s had his turn. Now, it's yours, M.B."

M.J.: "Oooh, I know she's got something truly awesome to tell!"

M.B.: "Alright, the story I'm going to tell you is actually one of my own works. I wrote it years ago, but I don't know a lot of it. So, I'll be making stuff up as I go. Okay, here it goes."

[M.B. gathers her hands together and raises them up, projecting another "screen" for Geek and M.J. to watch. M.B. begins her tale.]

M.B.: "A long time ago, there was once a beautiful maiden who lived in a far away country. She was not only beautiful, but she was the most gorgeous woman in her town. People would flaunt to her - friends, family, travelers - to visit her. As much as she adored the attention, it was the suitors she could not handle. Every time a man would meet her, she would dismiss them, for she believed that no one could ever deserve her. The maiden was vain and prideful, not just for her looks but also her upper class status. She would mock the suitors, insult them in every way. To her, she deserves the creme de la creme of life's luxuries and privileges, including partners. One day, the country was swept up by a sudden plague and many lives were taken. The people pleaded for aid to the maiden, but she refused, for she realized that six of her suitors were the ones who were suffering. And so, one by one, they all met a grotesque and grisly fate. When the plague passed, a foreign visitor came into the country. The visitor was a very handsome gentleman, dressed in black, from the same upper class as the maiden was. He was a musician - an opera singer - and the maiden immediately became enamored. Soon, the maiden and the musician grew fond of each other and, at long last, a romance had blossomed. They were so in love with each other that they soon got married. But the maiden's joy was short-lived. After their wedding day, the musician had a surprise for his new wife. He told her to wait for him by their wedding bed, for he had planned something very special for her. She complies, and when she does, darkness suddenly surrounded her. Frightened, she went to open the door, but it was locked! She then went to open the balcony door to escape the dark. Instead of an escape, she is met by a tall, white skeleton, serenading a haunting melody. Surrounding him were six, plague-ridden suitors, all staring down at her with empty eye sockets. She soon realized that she had married Death himself. Death, dressed in black, announced to her that he had come to avenge the souls she had left behind. He places her on the wedding bed and allowed each tortured suitor to take what they find most beautiful. The first took her hands, for he loved how they would gracefully weave and play the harp. The second took her scalp and hair, for he loved how golden it would become under the sunlight. The third took her legs, for he loved seeing her dance. The fourth took her flesh, for he loved how soft and flawless it looked. The fifth took her eyes, for he loved how they would glisten like precious diamonds. The sixth took her heart, for he loved to one day cherish her as his bride for all his days. When morning came, all was left was a mutilated corpse, put on display on the balcony for the whole country to see."

[M.B. ends her story with a ghastly image of the maiden's corpse on the projected screen. She lets it stay still for a moment. Geek and M.J. watch silently. Then the corpse jumps at them, letting out an agonizing, blood-curdling scream. Geek and M.J. jolt back with a yelp. Then the lights suddenly go out! Everyone panics until the lights flicker back on. Laughter erupts from outside their tent. M.J. unfolds the entrance to find Sean and Nyarly laughing at them.]

M.J.: *slightly annoyed* "Uncle Sean! Uncle Nyarly!"

Sean: *mockingly* "Ha ha, gotcha!"

Nyarly: "It was his idea!"

Geek: "How long were you two out there?"

Nyarly: "Oh, for a good few minutes."

Sean: "Yeah, we were just listening in on the story. A woman who gets her body parts taken by the dead? That's kinda sick."

M.B.: "It's an old story of mine. Did kinda change a lot of stuff though."

Geek: "How do you come up with stuff like that?"

M.B.: "Mortal Kombat, slasher films, Crypt TV, and also some history lessons. You know, that kind of stuff."

Nyarly: "Well, I hope you guys are finished, because we just made some Rice Krispy S'mores! Don't wanna waste any of them, so help yourselves."

[Geek and M.J. climb out of the tent and M.B. follows behind to the kitchen.]

M.J.: "Hey, Miss M.B.? I don't know if this is intentional, but I've noticed a bit of a theme to your stories."

M.B.: "Hm?"

M.J.: "Well, they're very romantic. Despite having some scary stuff in them, they all have this very... um... well, romantic vibe to them."

M.B.: "Well, admittedly, it is kinda on brand with what I'm into. I mean, hell, I like to watch Dracula films, listening to love songs written by London After Midnight and The Mission, and my favorite fairy tale is Beauty and the Beast."

Geek: "Wow, how very Goth of you, M.B. Does this also mean you like blood red roses too?"

M.B.: "Come on, Geek, I'm not that predictab-- oh fine, yes, I do." *jokingly* "To add to that, I also like long walks in the graveyard."

Geek: "Mm-hm, I thought so."

M.J.: "Sure, it's predictable, but it's pretty cool! It's not every day we get to meet someone like you. And that's coming from someone who has an eldritch being as an uncle."

M.B.: *chuckles and pats his head* "Thanks, lil dude."

[hostess-of-horror]

A little doodle of M.B. and M.J.! Consider it a gift for B.B. (sleepy-heads-blog)!

M.J. belongs to @sleepy-heads-blog

[hostess-of-horror]

Bride of the Lagomorph

[M.B. is my Cadetsona OC, Shelley is my Sam and Max fanchild OC, and M.J. belongs to @sleepy-heads-blog]

Just a fluffy Halloween-themed Sam and Max story I wanted to dabble on!

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[Sam leaned against the wall as he watched M.B. and his children gather together for some festive arts and crafts. Spread across a long table are ripe orange pumpkins, glue, glitter, sequins, stickers, paint, markers, all sorts of art supplies. He smiles as M.B. helps Shelley placing gold glitter and sequins onto her tiny pumpkin. Geek and M.J. share cups of black paint, teasing each other by trying to mess up each other's pumpkin. John quietly focuses as he uses his claws to carve in intricate details of skulls and vines. Sam watches on until he turns to see Max, hiding away in a corner.]

Sam: "What is it, little buddy?"

[Max giggles and slips away without a word. Confused, Sam follows Max, leaving everyone behind to investigate.]

Sam: "Max? Little buddy?"

Max: "Come and find me, Sammy~"

[Sam knew that tone of voice. Max always had some tricks up his sleeve, especially around the Halloween season. If Sam had a dime for every time Max had gotten him with his pranks, he would have bought himself an automatic sucker-punch gun by now. Sam enters their bedroom to look around. No one is inside.]

Sam: "Where are you?"

Max: *in a distance* "Over here~"

[Sam turns around and follows Max's voice. It leads him all the way down into the basement, where Geek's lab is located in.]

Max: "Oh, you're getting closer, Sammy~"

Sam: "Okay, Max, I'm here. Now, show me where you are. Just pull your prank and get it over wi- AHH!"

[Sam jumps in surprise with a yelp. Towering above him is a semi-giant Max, standing over 10 feet tall, rushing towards him. His arms extend over to him like Frankenstein's Monster, reaching out to grab onto him. Each step Max takes echoes throughout the lab. With a victory screech, Max grabs Sam and lifts him up to carry him bridal style.]

Sam: "Max! God damnit, every time!"

Max: *cackles* "Ah-ha! I got you, and now you're mine! For all eternity!" *continues cackling*

Sam: "How the hell did you get so big, little buddy?"

Max: "With Geek's Size-o-shooter, of course! Now I can tower over you and make you my prey! Oh, actually! Better yet... I can make you the Bride of the Lagomorph! Hmm... Bride of the Lagomorph... has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"

Sam: "Well, considering that you're now a giant monster bunny, I guess that makes sense."

[Max maniacally laughs as he lifts Sam into the air. Sam's body goes almost becomes limp due to the gravity.]

Max: "Surrender, my Bride, to my unyielding and undying love!"

Sam: "Ha ha, okay, you got me. Can you let me go now? I'm feeling rather emasculated."

Max: "Awwww, come on!" *hugs Sam tighter and closer* "You're always the big tough policeman, the one who carries me around. Why don't you relax a little, allow yourself to be the damsel in distress for a while?"

Sam: *crosses his arms* "I mean..." *blushes* "It... does feel kinda nice."

Max: "See?"

Sam: *annoyed sigh*

Max: "Come on! I know you love me, Sammy~"

[Sam blushes even harder. He unfolds his arms, allowing himself to relax a little inside Max's arms. He looks up and smiles.]

Sam: "Yes, of course I love you, little buddy."

[Sam wraps his arms around Max's neck and kisses him. Max receives his tender kiss and smiles underneath his lips. They both release after a moment of pure bliss.]

Max: "Hm... I think all you're missing now is a flowy, white, skimpy dress for dramatic effect."

Sam: *chuckles* "Heh... you crack me up, little buddy.

[hostess-of-horror]

Sam and Max as Incorrect Quotes (ft. M.B.)

[hostess-of-horror]

A Day at the Diner

[M.B. is my Cadetsona OC, Sean and Nyarly belong to @drusb, and M.J belongs to @sleepy-heads-blog]

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Sam: "See, I told you hiring a new Cadet would be a good idea!"

Max: "Ugh! Alright, alright! I get it! Sheesh..."

Sam: "The kid's honestly been doing a pretty good job, at least with the errands. M.J. and Geek have warmed up to her rather quickly."

Max: "Yeah, but just wait until something happens where the plot shifts into a devastatingly emotional turn where we all somehow get into a heated argument because of something she did and we decide to split up...." *mumbles* "Hopefully by then it doesn't end with our 'friendship' rekindled."

Sam: "Jesus, Max, what's the big deal? She hasn't even done anything to you."

Max: "Like I said before, I'm territorial, and she's in my territory!"

[Sam sighs. The bell over the Diner door rings. There enters M.B., the new Cadet, all dressed in black from her nails and makeup down to her boots. Her dirty blonde hair is completely shaved on the right side of her head, and the rest fall onto her shoulders. Along with her dark attire is a pair of magenta tea shades, fishnet gloves, and spiked jewelry. She is carrying a small pastel purple coffin backpack, which is covered in multiple pins. M.B. looks around the Diner until she sees Sam and Max in their booth.]

M.B.: *smiles and waves* "Hey guys!"

[As M.B. goes to join them, Sam begins to notice more things about her appearance. It was almost androgynous, a mix of both feminine and masculine. Her clothes are baggy - a pair of cargo pants and a black t-shirt with the words "Dracula" across the front. Below the title was the famous image of Count Dracula holding a fainted woman, ready to sink his fangs into her neck. M.B. sits down across from him and Max, placing her coffin backpack down.]

Max: "Hey Lumpy, where's your coffin? The sun is out! And I think you're at the wrong place." *points to the window* "Hot Topic is that way."

Sam: *bumps Max's head* "Quit it, pinhead. Sorry about that, kid, just ignore him. Anyway, I figured it would be a good idea to have you introduce yourself, get to know you a little better. Meeting each other while in the middle of a monster attack wasn't exactly the best way to introduce ourselves. You know about us obviously, but we don't know a whole lot about you."

Max: "Other than the fact that you kinda suck at the obstacles."

Sam: "You'll get through them." *shoots a dirty look at Max* "I'm sure of it."

M.B.: "Well... for starters, I'm not from around here."

Sam: "Oh yeah, M.J. mentioned something about you being from a... uh.. basically another universe?"

M.B.: "My Paracosm?"

Sam: "Yeah, that. What is a Paracosm?"

M.B.: "A Paracosm is a heavily detailed imaginary world inside one's mind. To put it simply, I came from a universe that I created from my imagination."

Max: "So... you live your life daydreaming and pretend your in a fairy tale land. How... depressing."

M.B.: "I mean, not exactly. It's real, for one, at least for other universes like yours. Almost everyone has a Paracosm. They're just mini universes inside larger universes. In my Paracosm, I'm basically a goddess. I create everything within it. But when I'm outside it, my powers are extremely limited."

Sam: "Powers?"

M.B.: "Yeah! They're illusions essentially, and I can do some pretty neat stuff. I defended M.J. from Brenda one day with my powers. I totally scared the sh*t out of her! I don't think she'll ever mess with him again."

Max: "Brenda? Isn't she that snobby little b*tch that insulted my kids at school?"

Sam: "I think so. How did you scare her?"

M.B.: "I summoned a couple gremlins to chase after her and then cornered her into a massive, decaying wall of flesh where she gets bombarded by large newborn maggots."

Sam: "...."

Max: "...."

M.B.: "Oh, and I also gave myself bat wings."

[A moment of silence. Sam and Max are stunned.]

Sam: "Uh-huh... and, uh... can you still use your powers now?"

M.B.: "Yep! Here, I'll show you."

[M.B. holds her hand up and forms a tiny ball of aura in midair. Sam and Max marvel at the sight; M.B. smirks. She then bends the aura, twisting and bending it with her fingers.]

M.B.: "With this, I can make whatever I want. Although, my personal favorites are anything that's related to horror movies."

[M.B. clutches the aura tightly, focusing her attention into its light. Then the aura transforms into a Glazed McGuffin.]

Sam and Max: "Woah!"

M.B.: "Pretty cool, right?"

Sam: "So this is what Geek and M.J. we're talking about! M.B., this is incredible!"

M.B.: "Heh... I kinda kept all of this to myself at first... mainly because I thought you guys would think it's weird."

Sam: "Kid, we're talking animals that have a human, an alligator, and a fusion of our DNA as our adopted children. Not to mention all the cases we go through!"

Max: "I have a brother who's married to an eldeitch being, for God's sake!"

Sam: "What you have is not weirder than what we've seen before. It's new and we've never seen someone like you before, but in the end, we don't see you as strange."

M.B.: "Really? I guess it's just that... my Paracosm, my powers, and the whole illusion thing are kinda difficult to explain to a lot of people. So, I get anxious.... nervous about being misunderstood. So, I have to keep it to myself. Sometimes. But when Brenda was harassing M.J., I just couldn't hide it anymore. I can't stand harassment and I always wanted to be a protector of sorts. Only in my Paracosm and other universes like yours will I ever make that happen."

[Sam and Max look at each other. M.B. picks up the Glazed McGuffin, twisting it back into its aura form. She plays with it a little. Max sighs, crossing his arms and looking from the booth towards the floor.]

Max: "...."

Sam: "Max?"

Max: "Um... Lumpy... Thanks for... helping M.J. out there. And for being his and Geek's friend."

M.B.: *looks up from the aura* "You're welcome. I'm really glad to be their friend." *gently smiles*

Sam: "Wow, Max. That's the first time you became genuinely nice...."

Max: "Tell anyone about this and I will personally make you into a dog pelt so I can use you for napping, and have Lumpy as my witness."

Sam: "You crack me up, little buddy."

[hostess-of-horror]

Bride of the Wolfhound

The sequel to "Bride of the Lagomorph"!

[M.B. is my Cadetsona OC, Shelley is my Sam and Max fanchild OC, and M.J. belongs to @sleepy-heads-blog. Content Includes: Profanity and Blood/Gore]

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Max: "Hey kids, do you know where your father went?"

[Across from the living room are John, Geek, M.J., Shelley, and M.B., all sitting together and watching T.V. On the television screen is an old 80's horror film, where a gory scene is playing. The actress screams in agony as she is brutally slaughtered by a masked serial killer and her blood goes everywhere.]

Geek: "I dunno."

John: "Haven't seen him either."

Max: "Lumpy, have you seen Sam?"

M.B.: "Hmm... well, last time I saw him, he went outside. Don't know what he was doing after that though."

[Confused, Max turns around to go outside. M.B. watches him leave. The rest of the group continues watching the horror film. After when the serial killer is done murdering, M.B. shifts and gets up from her seat.]

M.B.: "I'll be right back, guys."

[Meanwhile, Max is now in their backyard, which is a lot bigger than you would think, and looks around for Sam.]

Max: *thinking to himself* "Where is Sam, and why would he go outside? He couldn't have gone far. He wouldn't have left for a case without me, so.... where could he be?"

[As he walked, Max began to sense a strange feeling. Either it was that week-old Glazed McGuffin he ate on the floor, or the backyard was so much larger than he thought. The more he ventured through, the deeper and more vast everything became.]

Max: *muttering* "What the hell?"

[Max stops to look around. His surroundings have become otherworldly now; an unknown land that was once his and Sam's neighborhood. What was once a neighborhood is now a giant forest with dead, gnarled trees that shakes and groans along the chilling wind. Max looks back. His house is nowhere to be found. Just a never-ending path into the shadows. His eyebrows furrow with concern, he rubs his eyes vigorously. He opened his eyes again. Nothing changes.]

Max: "How...? Where am I....? Sam! Sam, where are you?! Where'd ya go?!"

[No response. Nothing but the wind amongst the dead silence of the forest.]

Max: "Ah!" *snaps his fingers* "This has got to be Lumpy's doing! She's the one who would pull off something like this." *looks around and grins* "Okay, Lumpy! Very funny! Ooooooh, I'm so scared~ How can I, a small, adorable, marketable bunny, ever escape this spooky forest? Oh, boo-hoo!"

[Suddenly, a high-pitched scream far off in the distance. Max is alerted and, immediately, he runs towards the scream.]

Max: *thinking to himself* "That scream! It can't be Sam... it's too high-pitched. Wait.... oh God, please don't be.... no, no, no...!" *shouting* "Geek?! M.J.?! Kids?!"

[Panicked, Max continues on running deeper into the forest. Soon, he finally comes into a dead end.]

Max: "Oh... f*ck..!"

[Spread apart and displayed on a massive, dead tree is M.B., or rather what is left of her. Blood is spilled across the tree, entrails scattered all over the branches and on the ground. Her face is stuck on a horrified expression, her once bright eyes now dull and glassy. Max moves even closer towards her corpse.]

Max: "Aw, sh*t!" *stomps his foot angerly* "Come on! I called dibs on her! No fair!"

[Max lets out an annoyed sigh and places his hands on his hips. If M.B. is dead... then what is happening around him? Shaking his head, he turns to head back. Suddenly, Max is grabbed by the neck and is lifted up in the air. There in front of Max is none other than Sam, growling like a demon from Hell. Fresh red blood glistens on his sharp teeth and drips down onto his disheveled white shirt. His eyes burned with a ferocious hunger, glowing green in the darkness.]

Max: "Sam?! Where have you been? And what the hell did you do to Lumpy?! You know I wanted to tear her to pieces!"

[With a snarl, Sam drops Max and tackles him on the ground, his claws digging into the dirt. His breathing gives Max goosebumps, sending chills down his spine. Sam had crawled over him like a starving wolf. He licks his teeth, savoring M.B.'s blood, and reaches down behind his back.]

Max: "Woah, Sam, where was this side of you? How come I've never seen you like-"

[Max's heart plunges into his stomach when Sam reveals what was behind his back. In his hand is a syringe needle with glowing green fluid inside it. Max screams in terror.]

Max: "Sam?! NO! No, no, no! What are you doing?!" *struggling* "Lemme go! Let me go!"

[Sam then wraps Max into a tight grip with his one arm. Max struggles to free himself, but to no avail. His breathing becomes harsher as he panics and stares at the syringe.]

Sam: "Shhhhh shhh shhhhh.... Hush now..."

[Sam kisses Max's forehead, making him whimper in fear.]

Sam: "One little prick is all it will take, my love."

Max: "N-no, please!"

[Sam tightens his embrace even harder. Max weakens, scared and exhausted.]

Sam: *aiming the syringe at Max* "Surrender, my Bride, to my unyielding and undying love..."

[Sam then sticks the syringe into his chest. Max screams, in hopes of numbing the pain or in hopes of something - anything - to happen. His cries of terror fills the air as he cringes, writhing in Sam's grip. His eyes are closed - he doesn't want to be in this nightmare anymore.]

M.B.: "Max! Max!"

[Max opens his eyes. He stops screaming. Looking around, Max is back in the backyard and in the neighborhood. There is his house, where the rest of the family is outside watching them. Sam, who is all dressed in his normal suit and hat and with no blood whatsoever. Then there is M.B., alive and well, hovering over Max. Max looks down at his chest - no syringe, only Sam's finger poking his chest.]

M.B.: "Holy sh*t, dude, I didn't expect you to freak out so much!"

Max: *realization hits* "Oh, God DAMN IT!"

[Both M.B. and Sam burst out laughing.]

Sam: *laughing* "Gotcha!"

Max: *pointing at M.B.* "I f*cking knew it! I knew it was all an illusion!"

Sam: "That is for all those pranks you pulled every Halloween season."

M.B.: "When Sam told me that he was planning on getting revenge, I just had to help him. I can't resist a good old revenge prank, especially one that scares people!"

Max: *growling*

Sam: "Now, now, little buddy, I know you want to tear out the kid's internal organs, but who will be there to help us then?"

Max: *crosses his arms* "...Fine."

M.B.: "My powers have gotten so much stronger than before! Guess it must be the Halloween season. Gives me so much inspiration!"

Sam: "You said it. I'm really impressed, kid. You know, you never cease to surprise me."

M.B.: "Awww, thanks Sam!"

Max: "Yeah, yeah, Lumpy's got some cool magic tricks, blah, blah, blah!"

Geek: "Can someone please tell us what's going on? I am throughly confused."

Sam: "Oh, just some old fashioned pranks, nothing to be worried about."

[Max leaps out of Sam's arm and stares down at M.B. He then goes inside the house.]

Sam: "Aw, come on, little buddy! You're not mad at us for the syringe thing, are you?"

Max: "No. It's that you cheated! M.B. shouldn't have helped you! I didn't get some illusionary powers to do my pranks. It's just not fair!"

[Sam rolls his eyes, giving Max a soft chuckle. Sam and M.B. follow Max, and everyone goes inside the house.]

M.B.: "Hmmm... 'Bride of the Lagomorph' or 'Bride of the Wolfhound'... I can't tell which one is better."

M.J.: "You must have scared Papa pretty good, and that's a bit of an understatement."

M.B.: "I try. Sorry for dipping on you guys during the movie, by the way."

Geek: "Oh, it's fine. The movie was actually kinda cheesy."

John: "Yeah, and there was a plot twist too. Turns out the father was the killer."

M.B.: "Shut up! Are you serious?"

Geek: "We're not joking. Apparently the masked serial killer was the main girl's father. It doesn't make any sense at all! We all thought it was the neighbor, but nope! It was the father who had no real reason whatsoever to be the villain, other than to preach some bullsh*t about how young people do nothing but drink, have sex, and do drugs."

M.B.: "Okay, to be fair, he is in an 80's horror movie. The teenagers are and will be stupid. Just saying."

[As the rest of the family head off into the living room, Sam and Max are left alone. Max is still looking upset. He sighs wearily.]

Sam: "Max?"

Max: "God, Sam... I can't believe I'm gonna say this,, but you truly scared me.

Sam: "Heh. That was the goal."

Max: "Mark my words, I will come back with a vengeance. Not just you, but Lumpy too."

Sam: "Okay, but no murder. We can't afford to have another death file in our establishment. Plus, you did use Geek's Size-o-shooter as your prank, so I figured..."

Max: "Yeah, but I didn't have a whole damn fantasy world to create out of thin air. I didn't ask Geek for help. I may be a psychotic lagomorph with homicidal tendencies, but I play fair. Got it?"

Sam: "Alright, alright.... do you want me to make it up to you?"

[Max looks up at Sam. His eyes are beginning to droop, slowly closing, aching for sleep.]

Max: *raises his arms up* "Take me to bed, will ya?"

Sam: "Wow, that's awfully tame of you, little buddy."

Max: "I would have you allow me to tie you up as I eat the last Glazed McGuffin while pummeling you with a crochet mallet, but I'm really tired."

Sam: "Maybe next time, then."

[Sam picks up Max with ease, allowing him to rest inside his arms.]

Sam: "Heh... you know, I think you would look amazing in a dramatic, white gown. You know, to fit the damsel in distress role."

Max: "Why wait? After all, you did capture me."

Sam: "I sure did, little buddy. Now that you're mine..."

[Sam adjusts himself so that he is carrying Max bridal style. He stands tall with a sweet smile across his face. Max giggles.]

Max: *making a dramatic pose* "Oh! I have been abducted by an incredibly handsome monster! What are you going to do?"

Sam: "I am going to love you for all eternity."

Max: "Then take me away!" *pretends to faint in Sam's arms*

Sam: "As you wish, my bride."

[Sam carries Max into their bedroom for the night, terribly exhausted from their shenanigans. They both snuggle up together with smiles on their faces as sleep begins to set in.]

[hostess-of-horror]

M.B. and The Wolfhounds

[The Wolfhound Family AU belongs to @sleepy-heads-blog]

Just a random thought: how would the Wolfhound Family react to M.B.? Knowing M.B., she would have immediately loved their creepy aesthetics and kooky antics! But the real question is: would she be considered a friendly neighbor? A family friend? A Cadet (if Sam and Max are still freelance police in this AU)?

I have a feeling M.B. would not have been found by Sam and Max, but rather by Geek and John (and maybe M.J.) at that summer camp they went to. They all became buddies because they were the weirdos up against the "popular, middle class, normal" campers.

[hostess-of-horror]

Jurgen: "Good evening, my darling. Why don't you... spend the night with me~?"

M.B., who's into vampires but has standards: "Ugh..." *rolls eyes*