Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Percy: Several traffic violations.
Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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When you read a really good fic but then after ur done reading it, realising that it was a part of a series so now your dying because now you’ve ruined it.
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Astarion : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Gale: I think you mean cards.
Astarion, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No.
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Y/N: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Sam: Yes?
Y/N: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Sam: Fuck.
Y/N: It's gonna be a fun week!
Sam: I'm going to Dean's house.
Y/N: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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Obi-wan - we've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Anakin will and will not eat.
Cody - Grass? yes!
Obi-wan - Moss? yes!
Cody - Leaves? Oh yes!
Obi-wan - Shoelaces? strangely enough yes!
Cody - Worms? sometimes!
Obi-wan - Rocks? usually no!
Cody - Twigs? usually yeah!
Obi-wan - Ahsoka's cooking? Inconclusive!
Rex - Right, and how...how did you test this?
Obi-wan - oh well we just handed him things, and said 'hey eat this'.
Cody - and if he ate it, he ate it.
Rex - Right okay, i don't know how im supposed to feel about this.
Ahsoka - WAIT SO IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SHOE LACES WENT!?
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Percy: Annabeth and I are having a baby.
Nico: That's gre-
Percy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Cardan: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Jude: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Cardan:
Jude: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Briar, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?
Faybelle: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Briar:
(Later)
Ashlynn: And then you just ran away???
Briar: I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO FLIRT BACK!
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Sirius: Some people are like slinkies.
James: What?
Sirius: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
James:
James: Please don't push Regulus down the stairs.
Sirius, pushing Regulus down the stairs: Too late.
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incorrect quotes: spiderman across the spider verse part 4
Miles: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Gwen: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Miles: It sucks.
Gwen: That's not constructive criticism.
Peter B : I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Miles: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Miles: Oh, you have Hobie. Tell him dinner is getting cold
Miles: Where are your parents?
Miguel: What are parents?
Miles: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
Gwen: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Peter B : I just wanna fucking marry Miguel!!
Hobie: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Pavtir: Okay.
*later*
Miguel: Pavtir! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Hobie, whispering: Deny everything.
Pavtir, loudly: That isn't a chair.
Hobie: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Pavtir: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Peter B : We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Nico: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Jason: Just rip the bandage off.
Nico: It’s Percy.
Jason: Put the bandage back on.
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Scar: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Grian: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Diluc, after Crepus's death: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Lux: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Jinx!
Jinx: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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