#Cardboard Crack

[cardboard-crack]

[nonsense-aesthetics]

Stick figures

[awkadoodledoo]

Work Shenanigans, Post 2: Most of us have a bad habit of working off the clock. Mostly because we have high levels of anxiety.

Coworker: I was on the phone with support for 3 hours.

Me: Weren't you at home tho? You shouldn't be working off the clock!

Coworker: You're one to talk.

Me: Touché Touché

Me: Don't make me tell [manager] on you!

Coworker: You wouldn't dare

Me: I won't tell on you if you don't tell on me

Coworker: Okay. Actually about that...

Me: *screenshots convo and sends to [manager]*

Me: We had a pact and he broke it.

Manager: He's about to fuck around and find out.

Coworker: WHAT DID YOU DO

Coworker: OH GOSH IM IN BIG BOY TROUBLE

I will cut off my nose to spite my face. I await my own punishment.

[tiikerikani]

send help (or maybe just money)

[stuffedcrocodile]

Pokémon TCG

Sandaconda and Cetoddle Sigh. I now have taken my first step in collecting Pokémon cards, on account of my 7yo having doubles he thinks he doesn’t need. He was so proud of me having my own I could hardly refuse. So far I have the whole of two. I never was interested in them, or Pokémon in the first place. Maybe it was because I fell just out of the demography when it came out, but more likely…

[illuminopseudonymous]

When I feel depressed

I play Yu-Gi-Oh! online.

Not that it helps much.

[caffeinatedastropath]

Ok but like I know that this paycheck that I have been very impatiently awaiting has several more important things that it needs to go toward first, but I just found out that my fav artist has a selection of prints that’s SO cute. He also restocked some stickers of his I’ve wanted to get, and then there’s this OTHER artist whose stickers I wanna get, and that’s not to mention that I just got back into Magic ^-^” Even though I get my cards at a discount, I can already tell it’s gonna be a problem because no sooner had I been gifted my first Commander deck than I began conceptualizing and building my second. But even if I don’t have anywhere to put my stickers now, I will eventually...

[jayujus]

rent a boyfriend! - chapter 7

— 07 cardboard jungkook

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[synonymroll648]

what if the gang went on a forbidden cities field trip but instead of walking by foot normally or hailing a taxi or two or something they just. took some cardboard boxes and cut them out to vaguely resemble cars and then walked around with those on their heads. like they walk down the streets of new york with car boxes on their heads and half of them are making goofy sound effects and stuff. (bonus points if they just head to mcdonald’s purely to go through the drive thru in cardboard box cars.) 

[merlin-wolfgang-trades-hale]

(only slightly)crack headcanon: various community centers in Hawaii offer a chance to become an officiate. At first glance you’re like, ‘oh it’s probably for all the second honey moons or vow renewals that are popular in Hawaii tourist culture right?’ but no. It’s because there’s a chance you’ll run into a Tol SEAL and his smol Detective and for SOME unfathomable reason, they aren’t married, but not even two minutes you’re wondering why they’re not, so you just need to be ready to marry them if the chance appears for you 

[cardboard-crack]

[steakout-05]

ok as an artist i personally find traditional painting to be. really really annoying. like. i do not have the patience for it and i just find it to be really frustrating to set up and actually do and i end up not liking the results. i find that there's little room for mistakes and trying to fix them usually ends up with me making 50 other ones, paints can be so inconsistent and having to rely on availability and certain brands to continue making the paint is really inconvenient, not to mention expensive. spending a bunch of time trying to mix the right shade of paint, only for it to go down a completely different shade of colour and not being able to do anything about it is so frustrating as someone who likes consistency and having things just, y'know, not change colour as soon as it dries. plus, they all use different chemicals and can go off really easily or change textures and i am just not ok with having all my materials having an expiration date like food. lead and graphite pencils just don't do that and they can last for years, they're more reliable. every paint is drastically different and trying to find the right one is not only time consuming but, again, expensive, and i don't even see the point in experimenting when most of my materials end up not even getting used if i don't like using them. plus, i'm just.... really impatient. waiting for paint to dry sucks and is why i much prefer digital or just drawing something because i don't need to wait for anything, it just works. and then when i do want to take my time and work slowly for a better result, it dries too fast. it's kinda hellish trying to balance that time, especially considering how inconsistent paints are.

i like to use guidelines when doing art and i find painting straight onto a canvas to be really tricky because there's a lack of direction for me to actually paint. i'm at a complete loss at what to do when i pick up a brush because i can't map it out first without risking screwing up the paint. there's just so many things to keep track of and so much wet paint to avoid and i just do not have the mind for it. putting colours on a canvas and praying that it works just isn't it for me and requires a discipline that i just don't wanna involve myself with. painting is also just like... really exhausting and kinda painful. i got some pretty bad back issues and my arms tire and get sore easily and quickly when i'm standing in front of a canvas. it's a really physical activity for me and i just don't find something to be very fun to do at all when it's physically hurting me. i know drawing on a canvas has this issue too, which is why i prefer sketchbooks. sitting down and drawing something that doesn't break my entire spine every time i do it is much more preferrable than questioning if i should go to the doctor every time i make a brushstroke, lol

that's not to say that there's nothing i like about painting though! i can paint simple little things, and i like doing that. i like mixing colours with a palette knife and i find it fun and even a little relaxing. i painted some cute little chibi cardboard cutouts of the mario brothers one time and i found that to be really fun and i think i'd like to do that again! but apart from that, i just do not have the patience for it. i love the look of traditional paintings and i find many to be really beautiful, but i could never get into actually doing it myself because i hate the process. i'm content with just sketching and doing digital stuff because that's more fun to me and less stressful of a process to do. it's fun, it allows for more mistakes, it's easier to build up layers of shading and lines, not to mention using building up a figure with guidelines is super helpful with visualising what i want it to look like, and i can just erase something if i don't want it there or want to change something. it just makes sense to me.

tl;dr i dont like painting because it's inconsistent, expensive, time-consuming, directionless, frustrating and it makes my back hurt really bad. i'll just stick to drawing stuff :)

[askrossiel]

"Ah-- Mr. Jonathan, are you quite well in there?"

[insistonyourcupofstars]

this is not how i am supposed to start my year.

[teddy-bear-naps-and-random-snaps]

[hollisofficial]

[said theu gritted teeth and streaming tears] i hate tou guys that make ladyklok/ fem pics of them but make em all look big breasted thin waisted and big lipped and sexy faced i truly do