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fieriframes · 5 months ago

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[I was born stupid. But I will not die hungry!]

#s32e10 beef bonanza #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives

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fieriframes · 11 months ago

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[Purgers.]

#s01e10 diners-a-plenty #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #purgers

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fieriframes · 1 month ago

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[And next thing I know is we're smoking octopus]

#s35e09 takeout - home delivery #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #next thing #octopus

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fieriframes · 6 months ago

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[My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home.]

#s27e04 fun in the sun #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #baby

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fieriframes · 6 months ago

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[My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home.]

#s06e12 comfort cookin'#guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #baby

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fieriframes · 6 months ago

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[I made a reservation at the restaurant of love. Where they only have tables for two. Instead of taking my order, the waiter gave me a kiss. Instead of food, I ate perfume. The love restaurant failed its recent health inspection. Because the kitchen is infested with rats. I'm not talking love rats; these are regular rats. And they're biting all the customers and staff. I got food poisoning at the love restaurant. Pretty sure it was caused by the rats. I posted a one-heart review on Yelp.com/love. Then the business owner contacted me privately. He said, 'Why'd you give my restaurant a one-heart review?' I said, 'Because it was full of rats.' He said, 'This is a small business, and this review could ruin me.' He cried over the phone and said he was trying his best.]

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fieriframes · 1 month ago

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[Even angels are animals.]

#s26e14 from spicy to icy #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #angels #animals

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fieriframes · 1 year ago

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[You cannot stop religion from evolving.]

#s29e02 sandwiches and southern #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #religion

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fieriframes · 2 months ago

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[I batter the crab first. And ask god why am I still alive. And lady luck turned her back on me. I'm alone, so be careful.]

#s37e04 triple d nation - farm-to-table #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #lady luck #crab #god

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fieriframes · 7 months ago

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[I got bit by the bug of love. It laid an egg inside my heart. I went to the doctor to see him. He said my stomach was full of love eggs! The doctor prescribed me 100 kisses. After that, he said the eggs would hatch. So he kissed my stomach 200 times. And then the eggs did their hatching dance! Now my stomach is full of bugs. And my heart is full of love. This is an accurate metaphor. For how all people fall in love. Love eggs, love eggs, coursing through my veins. Love eggs, love eggs, they're eating up my brain. Love eggs, love eggs, I can't get enough. Love eggs, love eggs, they're hatching in my gut.]

#s33e10 fried baked and barbecued #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #hatching dance #accurate metaphor #love eggs #bug #heart #doctor #stomach #100 kisses #people #veins #brain #gut

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fieriframes · 7 months ago

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