#Carver and Nessie

[karambambucha]

Carvagawea style swap, inspired by @nessie-bessie

Tried to go with “cool nerd” vibe with Carver and “classic nerd” with Sacagawea, which I believe they had (just switched lol)

[dare-to-dm]

1, 6, 22, and 24.

What does your character typically keep in their pockets?

A traveller's anytool, a few lengths of twine, and some treats for Nessie.

How does your character express that they’re uncomfortable?

Carver generally just doesn't say anything and just nopes out of the situation. He has a bad habit of avoiding confrontation until it's too late and then escalating things too quickly.

What kind of person would they never side with?

Someone who is cruel/exploitative to animals/nature.

What’s a controversial food opinion they would have?

Milk is delicious actually (he currently lives in a setting where mammals are practically unheard of, but he grew up elsewhere).

[bryaxisthefaceofnightmares]

WHAT I WANT FROM ACOFAS

- Nessian mating bond and smut

- A resolution to the whole Elain/Azriel or Elain/Lucien issue coz I’m starting to go insane

- NEssian mating bond and smut

- Rhys gifting Feyre a copy of the reflection pool in Dawn Court that she saw at the meeting of the High Lords and said she wanted and Rhys said he’d make a note of it for her birthday

- NESsian mating bond and smut

- Feyre telling Lucien and Helion about their father/son relationship and then just sitting back with Rhys to watch the proverbial shit hit the fan

- NESSian mating bond and smut

- Wall Scene!!!!!! I’ve done my waiting!!!!! (12 years of it!!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!!) (casual fandom crossover - not even sorry)

- NESSIan mating bond and smut

- Beron to die (preferably slowly and painfully) (preferably at the hands of Az/Cass/Mor OR Helion and Lucien’s mum for all the shit Beron did to break her)

- NESSIAn mating bond and smut

- Eris and Mor to at least start healing (okay so I am well aware he has a lot to atone for but he’s said before (correct me if I’m wrong) that he fought against what was done to Lucien and Mor? So maybe a further explanation of that might...help? Mor might feel more secure if there’s some sort of clarity? Some - I hate this word, but it’s all I’ve got - closure?)

- NESSIAN mating bond and smut

- Lady of Autumn and Helion to get together and be happy at last!!!

- NESSIAN Mating bond and smut

- Resolution to Vassa (like I get she’s a queen and a firebird and stuff but I need some character development if I’m gonna care whether she lives or dies)

- NESSIAN MAting bond and smut

- My baby shadow bat Az to be happy and safe and start trusting someone enough to let them in properly and start healing in ways the rest of the Inner Circle have started to do (like he’s the only one who doesn’t do much talking or smiling or relaxing and it’s not fair!!!)

- NESSIAN MATing bond and smut

- Mor to find a sexy badass warrior female mate and to come out loud and proud of who she is coz she is a powerful survivor and deserves to be free already

- NESSIAN MATIng bond and smut

- More Feysand doing what they do best *nudge nudge wink wink*

- NESSIAN MATINg bond and smut

- The Suriel to magically come back to life (a long shot, I know, but I live in hope for my little dreamer to be returned from death and be like “bitch I knew you’d stay with the High Lord”)

- NESSIAN MATING bond and smut

- Rhys to really start being able to heal after all the shit the bitch Amarantha pulled (like I’m talking a full on purge so that, even though what she did would still be there and would still hurt, it wouldn’t crush him as much and he’d begin to think of himself as worth something)

- NESSIAN MATING Bond and smut

- Bryaxis to finally get a friend and a fucking window already (after he’s done a-wandering round the forest picking wildflowers and scaring the shit out of squirrels)

- NESSIAN MATING BOnd and smut

- Feyre being able to finally fly properly gods-dammit

- NESSIAN MATING BONd and smut

- Kier and the Court of Nightmares to just leave Velaris the fuck alone coz the people in Velaris got together and were like yeah no get the fuck out and the Court of Nightmares were like dayum yeah we’re going back under the mountain, pls don’t kill us

- NESSIAN MATING BOND and smut

- Maybe not a popular opinion but I want some healing between Feyre and Tamlin (I am not, in any way, excusing all that he has done and the massive asshole he has been, but he saved her and got hurt doing it when they escaped the Hybern camp with Elain, and then saved Rhys with his only condition being her being happy. So yeah he has a shit tonne to make up for, but it would be nice to see Feyre being happy and secure enough to be able to not forgive or forget, but to tolerate, to heal with Tamlin as *almost* friends)

- NESSIAN MATING BOND And smut

- More Nuala and Cerridwen teaching Elain to make bread coz sorry but that was an actually adorable scene where Elain wasn’t caught in her gift and was healing without a mate

- NESSIAN MATING BOND ANd smut

- Feysand baby!!!!! (The Bone Carver predicted it, I’m just bring it back up, this is needed)

- NESSIAN MATING BOND AND smut

- Resolution to whatever the hell Amren and Varian are…..are they mates???? Fuck buddies??? Friends with benefits??? What, Sarah, what are they????

- NESSIAN MATING BOND AND Smut

- Another probably non-popular want but I do want Tamlin to find someone and find some degree of happiness coz his childhood kinda sucked (I want his mate to make Tamlin work for the bond though - even more than Nesta did with Cassian...speaking of which…)

- NESSIAN MATING BOND AND SMut

- Resolution to the brother of the Bone Carver and the Weaver (I need details!!!!!)

- NESSIAN MATING BOND AND SMUt

- More of Sarah writing little things that make me cry until I can’t read the words on the page anymore...things that will (undoubtedly) change me as the books so far have done...things that I will end up quoting and doodling and ‘unintentionally’ weaving into any conversation every five minutes

- A GODS-DAMNED NESSIAN MATING BOND AND SMUT, IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK??????

[defunct-ao3feed-adoribull]

The 'Vinsomer' Night Dream

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZJzxNi

by MatieskiTheMistake

"What are you all staring at? Have I something on my face, Krem?" "You just got slashed at by a wyvern. I don't think you should have a face right now, Arden."

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"I have someone you all may want to meet," I say, turning my back to the cave, a heavy Russian accent dusting my speech. I throw my arms wide, much like the Tony Stark had done with Jericho, and speak. "Everyone, meet Nessie." The cave roars.

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Just past 19, brand new Russian-Scottish dorm student Arden Warde just wanted to play with his dogs, Marcus and Connor. Absoloutely tiny and a complete tacticial nerd (well, nerd of any sort, really), he suddenly finds himself at the end of Dragon Age Two, and just bouncing along at the beginning of Inquisition. With shitty vision, and an even worse personality and memory, how in the fuck will he cope with a sudden, world threatening, archdemon reborn personally attacking his mental stability?... (or what's left of it) Swearing, Mature(and/or)Depressive Themes, Violence, and, most importantly, a dense idiot who just wants to drink and smoke some elfroot-weed.

Words: 1440, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Dorian Pavus, The Iron Bull (Dragon Age), Cole (Dragon Age), Female Inquisitor (Dragon Age), Cullen Rutherford, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s) of Color, Leliana (Dragon Age), Female Mahariel (Dragon Age), Fenris (Dragon Age), Hawke (Dragon Age), Carver Hawke, Anders (Dragon Age), Isabela (Dragon Age), Merrill (Dragon Age), Cassandra Pentaghast, Varric Tethras, Blackwall | Thom Rainier, Josephine Montilyet, Sera (Dragon Age), Lace Harding, Dagna (Dragon Age)

Relationships: Iron Bull/Dorian Pavus, Female Inquisitor/Cullen Rutherford, Fen'Harel | Solas/Original Male Character(s), Cole (Dragon Age) & Original Male Character(s), Leliana/Female Mahariel (Dragon Age), Fenris/Male Hawke, Anders/Carver Hawke, Isabela/Merrill (Dragon Age), Cassandra Pentaghast/Varric Tethras, Blackwall | Thom Rainier/Josephine Montilyet, Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Dagna/Lace Harding/Sera

Additional Tags: Help, How Do I Tag, No Lesbians Die, Blue-Purple Hawke (Dragon Age), Solas is Fen'Harel (Dragon Age), Solas (Dragon Age) Has a Nice Ass, Sorry Not Sorry, Quote: All This Shit is Weird (Dragon Age), Modern Character in Thedas, Modern Boy in Thedas, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZJzxNi

[dare-to-dm]

I was told it will be a Western themed campaign in the underdark with dinosaurs. So here is my half orc cowboy Carver with his trusty steed, Nessie.

[dare-to-dm]

Great Galloping Gigantotherm!