#Chaospcrsona

[sparkles0n-a]

@chaospcrsona / replied .

❝ do you mind TALKING TO YOURSELF a bit quieter, love ? ❞

❝ thank you ! ☆ ❞

[1mpulsee]

So why the witch boy? Isn't he like a chaos god or something?

Anonymously ask my muse a question about any of their relationships you've seen them in on this blog. — accepting !!

❝ basically, the way I understand it . definitely not human, technically speaking . ❞

❝ but he’s got a human side to him, he shows me genuine affection . He’s a lot of fun from start to finish . he CARES about me . sure, I doubt we’d last as a couple … but I don’t think we NEED to be . I think we love each other in our own way . that’s enough, right ? ❞

[dementedspeedster]

Bottleblonde slowpoke loser who doesn't even know what spaghetti is.

Accepting || Describe my muse in one sentence. @chaospcrsona

"What the fuck?" At superspeed Thad grabs Klarion by the collar of his shirt and pulls him in close, "I am none of those things and you know it! Also who sprocking doesn't know what spaghetti is? I could make you a damn good plate of spaghetti with my eyes closed."

[chaoticsmultyverse]

[ xxx ] ― do they watch porn? if so, how often? anything specific they like to watch? ( harley quinn )

Harley seems like she would mostly be into like, the really romantic types of smut & the porn version of that, and I think it's like, maybe a weekly thing? It's not too much of a big deal to her, it's like watching anything else, just she'll be more mindful of whose around while doing so.

[chaosmultiverse]

[ John. ] “You are nothing but a fake gamer and you will never find happiness, you piece of shit.”

John rolled his eyes "Fake gamer? I- Why the fuck would I care about that? And I know I'm not gonna find happiness, that's not creative! Back in my day kids actually had cutting insults, actually targeted things that mattered."

[chaospcrsona-a]

//oh btw im moving my blog onto @chaospcrsona ive been wanting to do it for a while since my tags dont work on this blog at all and its becoming really annoying and its p much impossible to fix its a wip for now and probably low activity for the time being but i do think that ill pick up rping a bit more later in autumn

[chaoslordie]

ic blog for klarion the witchboy from yj. 18+

affiliated with @chaospcrsona

[1mpulsee]

@fateseeker replied :

❝ yeah but the dick is insane . ❞

[dementedspeedster]

👀 + " Taking your virginity~ "

Accepting || send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.

Thad lets out a laugh, "Interested in that fact are we?"

"Hmm...As pesky as it is and easy it is for making jokes about me I don't know?" He hums out in mock thought. "I'm not the sort who likes to make things easy. You'd have to work for it. I like the chase too much."

[1mpulsee]

Sniffs him. Yeap. Smells like a Bart.

❝ ohhh, THERE’S my pretty pretty kitty !! ❞

he scoops teekl up and cuddles her close . ❝ hello, sweetie baby ! do you want a treat ?? let’s get you a treat !! ❞

[1mpulsee]

👀 + how do you feel about maid dresses?

❝ mm, I wouldn’t be really into my partner wearing one . or anything … feminine, like that . I’m really more into masculinity . ❞

❝ but I’d wear one . being dressed up sounds kinda hot . ❞

[dementedspeedster]

👀 + " If calling him a loser makes him talk to me... Wonder what happens if I call him a whore or a slut? "

Accepting || send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds. @chaospcrsona

"It gets you a, 'Nice try with that logic' and a 'You clearly weren't here to hear me say I was a virgin a little while ago.'"

[dementedspeedster]

" The moon is fake and I can prove it. "

@chaospcrsona

"The moon?" Thad points up to the clear blue sky where the moon can be seen, "You're going to try to prove the moon is fake? The celestial body that has been around since time immemorial?" Thad lets out a scoff.

"Alright. Let's see your so-called proof, magic boy."

[1mpulsee]

❛  i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave.  ❜

@chaospcrsona :

DIRTY PICK UP LINES — accepting !!

his freckled face goes red and Bart laughs softly, hand on his hip . ❝ oh, yeah, I know . you’re always STARING even when I’m not walking away, you know . ❞ he wasn’t really subtle .

❝ it sure does make me feel PRETTY, though . but telling me with your words would do the job too, don’t you think ? ❞

[dementedspeedster]

your  name: klarion.

your age: 16 billion years old. i have seen the universe grow. i have seen suns be born and die. the world is not what it once was and i have watched it change. basically. im legal.

your perfect date: going on a weekend trip to france. eat some baguettes, some good food at a fancy restaurant, watch a romantic movie, blow up the eiffel tower, spend the rest of the evening naked in a hotel room, the usual ;)

make out in private or in public?: anything you want bbygirl ;*

do you like to cuddle?: YES.

tell me something about you: ive been wearing this exact suit for 50 000 years non stop. anyways i can shapeshift. ;) wanna see? ;P

why do you want to be my valentine?: oh, you know ;) i like blondes almost as much as i like redheads ;)

Accepting || Valentine's Day Applications or Thad (Sometimes) Regrets Coming Out of His Lab. @chaospcrsona

"Strike off destroying anything, don't mention redheads to me again, and don't get you hopes up too high for what happens in hotel rooms, and you've got yourself a deal. Well, I mean I'll see what I can do for you, but overall? Sounds like a good time." Thad shrugs.

[dementedspeedster]

" You know how to make spaghetti? Hm, I'd love to see that with my own four eyes. "

@chaospcrsona

"Deal." Thad punctuates the one word with a tap of his fingers to Klarion's chin, tilting his chin upward the slightest in response to the challenge. The speedster was stubborn, confident, and that little comment about four eyes wouldn't shake him in the least.

"Pick a time and a day and I'll make you spaghetti, four eyes."