#Chaospcrsona

[z0mburger-reviews]

tried to eat the burger but my cat stole it out of my mouth and the guys in the van just watched and didnt even give me a replacement burger after my cat gave me the worst kind of mouth to mouth 0/10

good news! you probably got the batch of burgers made out of cat food. why'd you bring your cat though??

[sparkles0n-a]

@chaospcrsona / replied .

❝ do you mind TALKING TO YOURSELF a bit quieter, love ? ❞

❝ thank you ! ☆ ❞

[1mpulsee]

So why the witch boy? Isn't he like a chaos god or something?

Anonymously ask my muse a question about any of their relationships you've seen them in on this blog. — accepting !!

❝ basically, the way I understand it . definitely not human, technically speaking . ❞

❝ but he’s got a human side to him, he shows me genuine affection . He’s a lot of fun from start to finish . he CARES about me . sure, I doubt we’d last as a couple … but I don’t think we NEED to be . I think we love each other in our own way . that’s enough, right ? ❞

[dementedspeedster]

Bottleblonde slowpoke loser who doesn't even know what spaghetti is.

Accepting || Describe my muse in one sentence. @chaospcrsona

"What the fuck?" At superspeed Thad grabs Klarion by the collar of his shirt and pulls him in close, "I am none of those things and you know it! Also who sprocking doesn't know what spaghetti is? I could make you a damn good plate of spaghetti with my eyes closed."

[chaoticsmultyverse]

[ xxx ] ― do they watch porn? if so, how often? anything specific they like to watch? ( harley quinn )

Harley seems like she would mostly be into like, the really romantic types of smut & the porn version of that, and I think it's like, maybe a weekly thing? It's not too much of a big deal to her, it's like watching anything else, just she'll be more mindful of whose around while doing so.

[chaosmultiverse-a]

[ John. ] “You are nothing but a fake gamer and you will never find happiness, you piece of shit.”

John rolled his eyes "Fake gamer? I- Why the fuck would I care about that? And I know I'm not gonna find happiness, that's not creative! Back in my day kids actually had cutting insults, actually targeted things that mattered."

[chaospcrsona-a]

how's that for a scene ?! dinner & a show ! from child, /fivecrimes

@fivecrimes

eugh.. starin down at the mess in front of him, almost wincing at the infantility of the brute force displayed... such an unrefined process, she didn't even savour it... what a waste.

" that was... horrendous. " his face scrunching up in disgust at the scene that just took place. how vile was this undignified brutality, lacking in thought - purely instinctual. " and uh, what exactly gave you the idea to do all of. . . this? " he gestures at the mutilation in front of them, truly at a loss for any notion of a thought beyond why.

[sevendcvils]

chaospcrsona >>> sevendcvils

[chaoslordie]

ic blog for klarion the witchboy from yj. 18+

affiliated with @chaospcrsona

[1mpulsee]

@fateseeker replied :

❝ yeah but the dick is insane . ❞

[dementedspeedster]

👀 + " Taking your virginity~ "

Accepting || send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.

Thad lets out a laugh, "Interested in that fact are we?"

"Hmm...As pesky as it is and easy it is for making jokes about me I don't know?" He hums out in mock thought. "I'm not the sort who likes to make things easy. You'd have to work for it. I like the chase too much."

[1mpulsee]

Sniffs him. Yeap. Smells like a Bart.

❝ ohhh, THERE’S my pretty pretty kitty !! ❞

he scoops teekl up and cuddles her close . ❝ hello, sweetie baby ! do you want a treat ?? let’s get you a treat !! ❞

[1mpulsee]

👀 + how do you feel about maid dresses?

❝ mm, I wouldn’t be really into my partner wearing one . or anything … feminine, like that . I’m really more into masculinity . ❞

❝ but I’d wear one . being dressed up sounds kinda hot . ❞

[dementedspeedster]

👀 + " If calling him a loser makes him talk to me... Wonder what happens if I call him a whore or a slut? "

Accepting || send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds. @chaospcrsona

"It gets you a, 'Nice try with that logic' and a 'You clearly weren't here to hear me say I was a virgin a little while ago.'"

[dementedspeedster]

//you know i completely forgot about it until now but i actually had a dream that there was like a bunch of generator rex and dc villains and some stuff going on. and the anti life equation was contained in some thrifted hairclips and i had to save the world by buying them and hiding them from kaiju sized villains. anyways i was thad for some reason during the dream idk i just thought it was funny lol

@chaospcrsona

//LOL XD It definitely sounds fun and funny. I love the image of Thad zipping around some giant villains trying to protect hair clips of all things. It definitely sounds like something that would happen to him/he'd get roped into, like much to his chagrin.

[dementedspeedster]

@chaospcrsona

“You think?” Thad smirks at Klarion before breaking out into a laugh, “No, no, I’m joking.”