#Chapter 1? Chapter 5? The flashbacks? He is either dead / missing; incompetent to the point of barely being mentioned; or irrelevant
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Knowing now that Krauss was on a business trip from the time Natsuhi was given Lion until after Lion's "death" and has No Idea about Lion makes the entire situation uproariously funny to me because it implies one of three things:
Everyone assumed Krauss was so obedient to / scared of Kinzo that he would accept the situation without question, so they just didn't bother telling him because they didn't want to deal with him until he got back
Kinzo and Genji had so little faith in Krauss' intelligence that they figured they could just convince him that Lion was his Actual Biological Child and that Natsuhi had just been hiding a hidden pregnancy for the past 9 months
Genji and the other servants were so busy dealing with Kinzo's grief and Everything Else that they just Forgot
#umineko#umineko spoilers#krauss being entirely irrelevant in any of the Natsuhi related storylines is the funniest throughline of Umineko to me#Chapter 1? Chapter 5? The flashbacks? He is either dead / missing; incompetent to the point of barely being mentioned; or irrelevant#Sayo really wrote those bottles like 'ok yeah ur the head of the household but I only really care about ur bitchy cringefail wife'#and honestly good for her#mod vex#textpost#for clarification this post is intended to be joking in nature. no more krauss stans yelling at me in my notes
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