#Chas/Kreese

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Johnny Lawrence Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Johnny Lawrence headcanons

( a/n : i wrote these with goopy in mind. Iykyk | please read these in all caps as written. )

✶ BLONDE.

✶ BLUE EYED.

AHHHH

✶ GAY

✶ RICH

✶ RUDE

✶ DOESN’T DO HIS OWN LAUNDRY

✶ CAN’T COOK

✶ BEATS UP PEOPLE OF COLOR

✶ ILLITERATE

✶ DUMB

✶ ties his shoes with one bunny ear instead of two

that’s a life sentence.

✶ wears a red leather jacket

✶ TAKES MILITARY STYLE KARATE CLASSES

masochism

✶ rides his motorcycle like an asshole

✶ gets kick out every two weeks

✶ toxic masculinity

every William Zabka character has that, tho-

✶ VERY insecure

it’s like a personality trait or sumn

✶ probably owns a gun

✶ can’t roll a blunt

fake hippie.

✶ steals his mom’s wine

✶ MAMAS BOY

✶ can’t decide when he wasn’t to wear shiny pants or a polo shirt

✶ CAUCASIAN

✶ didn’t go to prom bc no one liked him after the tournament

✶ calls people twerp as an insult

✶ TWO LEFT FEET

✶ LACTOSE INTOLERANT

✶ THINKS SALT IS SPICY

✶ MAKES FUN OF MEN FOR DRINKING BEVERAGES WITH FRUIT IN THEM

projecting???

✶ hangs around a bunch of people shorter than him

✶ disgustingly idealistic

✶ LISTENS TO WHITESNAKE

✶ HUGE TITS

someone get this guy a bra

✶ failed English

✶ WEARS A HEADBAND IN PUBLIC GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS EX GIRLFRIEND HE CANT GET OVER

✶ A SLUT

﹙📦﹚ request inbox thing is open ﹒zᶻ

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Cut from “Buku Buku Cha”

This is a short part I cut from around chapter 23 after Chozen leaves California where Johnny is reconciling with having his memories back and catching up on everything he missed. 

Two weeks was too short. And before Johnny knew it Chozen was back on a plane on his way home and he had to go back to his long distance relationship.

Which was fine, but he missed Chozen, missed touching him, curling up next to him, kissing him. But now he remembered himself, and there was plenty to do that he didn’t want to do.

Like to sit with Bobby and the guys and ask what he’d missed. 

Bobby had taken Daniel to the doctor to get his knee checked out and Johnny was so relieved to learn it was recovering fine and that he just got a pass to not do gym, and had to be careful.

He learned the divorce had been hell and while they told him a lot about it, he could tell there was a lot they weren’t going to tell him and Johnny could only imagine what a shit Sid was.

He learned about the cobra’s time with Mr. Miyagi, all the things they’d done with Daniel to try and get their minds off of worrying about him. Baking at the Browns, going to the beach, taking Daniel swimming at the Golf ‘N Stuff water park, the zoo. It sounded like they’d tried to make it up to him, the six months of fighting, tried to keep his mind off of worrying about Johnny.

“We don’t know why, but he was like….very distraught over you being gone,” Jimmy said. “So Bobby did the only thing he knows how to do, buried the poor kid in sweets.”

“It’s not the only thing I know how to do, but I did…uh show up at the LaRusso’s with a gift basket of like everything my parents make at the bakery and Mrs. LaRusso didn’t let me leave until she’d returned the favor by feeding me what had to have been enough food for a month.”

“Oh she does that, a lot,” Dutch said. “Any time I dropped Daniel off from one of our outings or searches for you, we all would go to walk him up and you know show her we got him home safe and what not and we’d all get pulled in and she wouldn’t let us leave until we’d eaten. Italians man.”

Apologizing to Daniel had been the next thing on his list. Figuring out what to say, again. 

They’d gone out for dinner, Johnny was adamant about it.

 Mrs. LaRusso had already fed him countless times since he’d been back and taken care of his mom and the guys. Given them all another comforting place to be.

It was a little awkward. He busied himself with picking out food, at staring at the menu trying to figure out what to say that he hadn’t said before which had backfired.

“I’m sorry,” Johnny said after they’d put in their order. “I used what you said as an excuse, I thought everyone would be better off without me, and that you were right, and everyone would be happier. I didn’t mean to worry everyone or cause issues. Or lead Mr. Miyagi to Okinawa where he couldn’t come back or put him or anyone in danger. I…don’t regret going to Okinawa though or that Mr. Miyagi had a chance to heal that pain with Mr. Toguchi, Yukie-san, or Miyagi sensei. They all needed that. But I am sorry that it hurt you. I didn’t mean to.”

Daniel studied him for a moment and then reached out, gently taking Johnny’s hand.

“You were a dick,” Daniel said. “But, then you weren’t. Take away Kreese, take away Sid and all the stuff that’s happened to you and you were really sweet. And after going to that divorce hearing with the guys, with Ma…” Daniel sucked air in through his teeth and shook his head. “Johnny that shit, the stuff Kreese did that the guys talked about, the stuff Sid did, none of that was okay and no one deserved that.”

“I do want to make it up to you, those six months of…being awful and terrorizing you, and not by running away.”

“Well buy me dessert, we’ll start there,” Daniel said smiling at him warmly.

“Deal,” Johnny said.

It was surprisingly nice. He knew Daniel a little, had gotten to know him as a person who he worried about when he hadn’t had his memories. A bit clinging, a little touchy, but who cared a lot. It was sweet.

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Had Chas/Kreese thoughts. Kreese would be so mad at Chas: first he gets Terry instead of Kreese. And he looks like Johnny, except Kreese doesn't have complicated feelings about wanting to fuck Chas. He can fuck Chas, and maybe Chas needs to be slapped around a little for taking Terry away too. So yeah, just Kreese wanting to punish Chas a little, tie him up, fantasizing about all the nasty things he can do to Johnny Chas.

I honestly didn't even think about Chas and Johnny being in the same world together but that's a good idea. Oh boy, Kreese is in denial about wanting to fuck Johnny like always. After the catfight I imagine that Chas and Kreese run into each other by accident (not really an accident because kreese tracked him down) and Kreese gives him a fake apology and asks if they can make up, I can think of a few ways they make up but they all end up with Terry almost killing Kreese out of jealousy 👀

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if Chas and kreese do sleep together, Terry would demand to be there and would be super super specific on how Kreese fucks Chas, how many fingers he gets, what Kreese can and cannot do like only terry gets to pull that hair u get me. tho feel like Terry's more Chas' guy instead of kreese yanno? BIG, hot, doesn't take shit and this side of crazy

Maybe Kreese can't touch Chas at all, maybe Chas can blow Kreese but Kreese cant touch his hair or face. And Terry slowly sliding in and out of Chas the whole time, watching Kreese's face get more and more desperate as Chas works on him. Kreese out here trying to punish Chas but Terry punishing Kreese instead. Maybe Terry doesn't even let Kreese come

and yea totally forgot about kreese objecting at the wedding lol

Terry is definitely more Chas's type than Kreese, in fact, I believe Chas is in love with Terry but has whorish tendencies 😂. Terry would 100% not let Kreese come, nor would he let Chas because he's still pissed at him. He'd push Kreese off the bed and drag Chas out of there, once they're home he makes Chas get on his knees and face fucks him till he cries.

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Oh yea, he's the master of fake apologies. Maybe he buys Chas a drink ( it's a cheap drink at a cheap place but Chas likes the Bigger Person points he gets for accepting). But like yknow, Kreese roofies him. And maybe there's a moment where Chas wakes up to see Kreese working his old man dick, giving a detailed account of how Chas is gonna get that dick. but then Terry's coming in like the cavalry because Terry shows love by putting tracers on people he cares about. we all know terry has issues. And this is the moment where Terry realizes that he doesn't want to share Chas, not even with John Kreese where once he'd share everything with him. Anyway Chas is super happy because he gets zero time with Kreese’s dick, Terry's going all caveman about him (Chas even forgives the tracer, in fact him and terry get matching tracers ope). And that's when Terry decides maybe he might marry his obnoxious baby boy.

theyre a fucked up pair but they're perfectly fucked up for each other Terry ♡ Chas 4ever

I lowkey think Chas would sleep with Kreese.

Terry so would put tracking devices on people and I love him for that. So if this happens before the wedding that means even after all that Kreese still objects?💀 that's very him. They are so perfect together, Chas gets expensive clothes and unlimited dick and Terry gets a hot blonde to fuck and spoil, win win.

Terry❤Chas 4ever

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oh so like in the catfight, Kreese totally slaps Chas bc Chas isn't worth punching apparently. And Terry kind of pushes Kreese away, but also tells Chas to "go inside" because he wants to talk to "John". And like Terry doesn't even call Chas "Chas" except at parties, otherwise it's just "little lady", "babygirl" etc. And Chas is like, oh I'm gone and leaves to pack. And doesn't hear Terry and Kreese talk. But basically Terry hears Kreese's "join me/fund cobra kai" plan and is like Chas?? was?? right??. Tells Kreese no, hears him call Chas a little bitch, and then really does almost punch Kreese. but doesnt bc "you used to be my captain once". And then towers over Kreese, goes "Get out." real softly and goes to find Chas.

And then after he blows Chas in the tub, he carries him out onto the bed and eats his peachy plump ass. And calls him Chas and baby boy when they fuck. I just want Terry and Chas to be happy ok they're so perfect for each other

I love Terry being protective over Chas😭, they are so perfect together. Now I'm thinking of Terry and Chas having a wedding in France or something and Chas walks down the aisle in this

and he's wearing this under it

A Chas/Terry honeymoon would be nasty for sure

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Please Chas and Terry's wedding itself would have Chas wearing anal beads that Terry controls while Chas walks down the aisle. They share the filthiest kiss, sloppiest kiss when the priest says you may kiss the Chas. HO HO HO maybe Kreese shows up and says I object

You may kiss the Chas

Yes yes yes, they would be so tacky at their wedding, I love it, and it would be fun to watch Kreese object thinking that Terry would actually stop the wedding just to be dragged out by security lmao, bet Chas would blow him a kiss right before the door closes too. The honeymoon oh boy, Chas takes off his wedding dress to reveal his lingerie and teases Terry by telling him he can't touch him or anything because he's a "virgin bride" and he's not ready, yet he bends over an unnecessary amount of times and rubs his foot along Terry's shin, doing his best to make him break because he wants Terry to be rough and make him.

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Had more Chas feelings. Thinking about Kreese coming to meet Terry but instead of Cheyenne its Chas. And Chas highkey mad at Kreese, and at first Terry's mad at Chas bc Kreese is the old flame. But then he overhears Chas telling Kreese he's just gonna ruin Terry because he doesn't want Terry he just wants Terry's money and power. And get this, Kreese says Chas is the same, except Chas goes bitch I already have money. Anyway Kreese hits Chas, Terry breaks it up. And after Kreese leaves, Terry finds Chas packing. Because Terry's got pictures of him and Kreese, and none of Chas and Terry and Chas plays second to nobody. Then Terry picks him up, motorboats his tits and tells him that he agrees with Chas' take on Kreese. Then he fucks Chas in the hot tub and they live happily ever after as a bitchy power couple. Karate war averted

I was basking in the angst until you hit me with the motorboating💀, but you're so right for saying that if Terry had a blonde sugar baby he could fuck in a hot tub then the karate war would have been avoided. I thought you were gonna say that Kreese tries to steal Chas from Terry but I loved the catfight, though I think Terry would do more than break up the fight if Kreese hit Chas, I think he'd be so pissed that he'd somehow still get Kreese arrested lmao.