#ChronicIllnessHumor

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[chronicallydawn]

brain fog

I used to think before I spoke. But now I think -while- I speak. People finish my sentences for me. Usually I let them. It's faster.

I've learned to say "no" no, I disagree. Because sometimes they're wrong. I may be slow, but I'm not any less intelligent.

The information is still there, but it's hard to retrieve. I'm an old disk pack drive. Ka-chunk ka-chunk.

The information is there, but the data head must move down to find it. Ka-chunk ka-chunk. Nope, not that disk. Ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk.

Bring in the operator and put another pack in. That information is somewhere. Ah yes, here it is. Fiscal year 2007. Kermit the Frog. Horse chestnut blossoms. Walt Whitman.

No, I disagree. Probably. Give me a second. It's right on the tip of my tongue.

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PERSON: How ya doing?

ME: I'm beset with calamities.

PERSON: Great! See ya later.

ME: *whispers* but calamities

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Artist: worry__lines on insta

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I'm giving up on my mental health to focus solely on my chronic illness.

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Artist: IRREGULARGALAXYDOODS

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If a demon possessed me I would be like "hahahahahaha dipshit. You take it from here."

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My Fitbit is a liar

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There's no chronic illness handbook, so I'm just freestyling this

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