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I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

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It feels great to eat a gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free meal, unless you compare it to NOT eating a gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free meal.

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If you're not ibuprofen-ing with me, I assume you're ibuprofen-ing against me

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As shirts, pin, sticker, magnet, or mug https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees?search_query=spectacular or https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/172893766

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"A little blush will solve this!" The artist might be: Maddie O'Malley

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Artist: Vincent Kunert

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My Facebook page is basically one disturbing medical photo every few months and then 40 memes a day to make up for it.

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Artist: @warandpeas

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Be careful out there, you don't want to get a stronke

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Your body doesn't tolerate lactose? How cute? My body doesn't tolerate being alive.