Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1
Propaganda
Chunt (Hello from the Magic Tavern):
Since he's a shapeshifter who changes shape into anyone he has sex with after two weeks elapse, you might go "why would I wanna go out with someone who is a constant visual reminder of his last ex" (and also because magic fantasy world, animals are sentient and so he's occasionally animals (in official art he's usually shown as a badger since that was the first shape he had on the show and he also was a badger again later multiple times) and so that could be an issue for non-furries) but! The thing is, don't worry about the shape changing. Don't worry that two weeks after you do it, he'll literally look like you (could be a plus for clone fuckers?) or any of that. What we should focus on is his amazing personality! He is funny, laid back, kind-hearted and honestly, teen me kinda had a crush on him
Talking badger with sex related shapeshifting abilities
Suvirin "Suvi" Kedberiket (Worlds Beyond Number: The Wizard, the Witch, and the Wild One):
(Just started the pod so I'm not 100% on her age yet but I'm pretty sure she's like 20?)
Tricia is an intern who works in the Space Bunker with the Mysterious Man, assuring listeners that the podcast is not real. She openly admits to having killed her competion to get the job but she is usually uncertain of if she deserves her place in the bunker (not helped by the MM's constant critiques).
Tricia is revealed to be one of a series of clones that staff the space bunker. Her origin, including killing her competition, are part of each Tricia’s backstory. The thousands of deceased Tricias being stored in space bunker Beige Room were eventually used to defeat The Void.
Craig:
Poor Craig he has real "just some guy energy" especially given his backstory seems to get more complicated by the minute but the footnotes are:
After being defeated Emperor Krieg the Cruel (a name he chose for himself) had his mind erased but also put in a robot body that thinks it's a vending machine repair man and ends up stuck on the space bunker. Since then he's gone on to travel the universe with PV3 while he intros various mini-series and has returned to earth to rescue the Mysterious Man with Tricia.
alectopause got us the correction from god's mouth (the one that you may consider dead; not the fictional one) that it should be "chunt" and not "chussy"
The Dark Lord is a malevolent entity dedicated to the conquest and destruction of Foon. He is Usidore the Blue's nemesis. Usidore has long sought to form a group of adventurers to quest & defeat him.
It is vital that his true name not be uttered aloud, lest his gaze be drawn towards you and great ruin come upon you.
Kalhaxorus:
Kalhaxorus the Grim, Hammer of the Eldathri and Foe of the Dindwariel, Guardian of the Shroud of Nazur, High Commander of the Blades of Zath, Sworn Champion of The Red Queen Murzia of Sthrix.
the day that the theme song from Hello From the Magic Tavern doesn’t bring me comfort, that is the day you will know I have become a completely different person