#Courtney x mistral

[warcriminalyuri]

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

I barely saw any content on courtney x mistral and so I made this

Me,deciding to make more content about this silly little ship.

[scrapraptor]

Heres my thoughts on every possible raiden ship. (This is only with games that hes in)

Raiden x sam : eh. Not for me. But go off

Raiden x rose : N̵̢̨͔̖̻̲͍͇̣̥͇͛̐̑͌́̋̓̿̐͘ơ̶̡͍̬͈̟̪͇͙̙̠͇͐̆̀̄̄͊͐̈́͛̏͑̉̅̈́͜͝͝ͅ

Raiden x snake : N̵̡̛̳̘͕̲̤͈̗̋͂̈̿̊̀̒̉͌̃̅̈̓͂̚͝Ŏ̶̡̝̦̻̗̤̤̳̟̪̙̻͙̮̉͒͐̃͛̑̀̀͑̚͠

Raiden x otacon: why?

Raiden x fortune: huh?

Raiden x vamp: kill it with fire.

Raiden x emma: also kill it with fire

Raiden x ocelot: are you braindead?

Raiden x solidus: go to jail

Raiden x M.G. RAY: now were talkin/j

Raiden x olga : it just doesnt feel right.

Raiden x armstrong: KILL ITTT KILL ITTTT EW

Raiden x monsoon: uuuuhhhhh

Raiden x mistral: youre only in it for the porn

Raiden x sundowner: eeeewwwwwwwwwww

Raiden x courtney: surprisingly not that bad. but still no

Raiden x kevin: i dont see it at all. Theyre bros

Raiden x boris: what?

Raiden x doktor: WHAT??!!!

Raiden x bladewolf: kys

Raiden x mei ling: that....doesnt make sense at all.

Raiden x jack the ripper : WE DONT DO SELFCEST IN THIS HOUSE

Raiden x me: YUP I SHIP IT MMHM MHMM GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE THATS THE ONLY SHIP THAT MATTERS /hj

Raiden x myrle: she is a married woman how dare you

Raiden x johnny: SHIT PANTS BOY? HES A MARRIED MAN HOW DARE!

Raiden x any frog trooper : porn's good but absolutely not a good ship.

Raiden x any of the B.B unit : again. Porn might be good but horrible idea for a ship.

Raiden x naomi : eehhhhhhhhhnnnnnno

Raiden x drebin: uuh?

Raiden x gekko: enemies to lovers arc uWu /j

(Bonus)

Raiden x liquid : WERE JUST BLONDE BOYS DOIN WHAT BLONDE BOYS DO--

(Absolutely not)

In conclusion: i dont ship raiden with anyone because he doesnt fit with anyone imo.

This is not telling YOU to not like these ships (maybe you should hate a few). Im just posting my personal opinion.

[larissatandyofficial]

Guys. I don’t know how but I’m even BETTER looking now than I was last week. JOKES! My looks last week were at least equally good and I’m only posting this pic because a young person said the computer thing inside the instagram thing knows when it’s a face in the picture and is swayed to share this update more widely than if I just posted some other crap like, actual Art.

And speaking of Art, which I’m not sure I am, I know I’ve been a little quiet on the music front. I’ve spent more time hand-lathing hardwood, drafting neurotic text messages to parents who want to host my kids for play dates, and plotting my revenge on the absolute Nong upstairs who flooded my studio, than I have spent writing lately. And that’s ok.. I’m not super interested in forcing anything in life, especially song making.. even with my knack for finding a joyless way to do anything, I know enough to leave the guitar hanging on the wall until I’m able to write with enthusiasm. The truth though.. private struggles with grief and overwhelm tied my hands for a while, BUT for the last week I’ve started to feel things coming back to me, and, like the soothing mistral on the back of my neck the last time I stood near the crucifix at the far corner or Domaine Romanée Conti, bringing me back to my senses, back to myself. So here we go again.

I picked up the Phoney record again.. WOWee.. many hooks, great writing, and fun, nobody-gives-a-shit-if you-don’t vibes. I’m making something good here. 

Also, i turned over the old cowrites folder like the dear old addict who broke into our share house in 1999 and had the gall to not steal anything of mine because they had taste, and I found some absolute JAGS. I’m shopping the shit outta those, because the world needs better songs right now. So you know, if you’re making a record, I have a song for you. 

I also found the stems from a bunch of Head Gap sessions in Melbourne. Oh boy.. those Rankin harmonies, my brother wailing from the ShowBud, and that drummer I used to love. Enough songs to be only one song shy of an album.. because the studio double booked our last day with a not yet famous Courtney Barnett, and well, you know how that ended. You’re welcome everybody! Maybe I’ll release that stuff finally, along with some songs from the Ardent session in Memphis, as a collection of “rarities” to imply that these are cool and obscure treasures, because someone smarter than me said you should just be yourself and embrace who you are and who am I if not someone who has made many songs, completely in obscurity. But also, Jack Ashford plays on all those songs. Yeah, THAT Jack Ashford. I still can’t believe it. 

And finally, I am playing a show. I don’t know why I said yes, but I did, and now i can’t back out of it. So I will share details as soon as I know them, forget them, and remember them at the start of the week of the show. I can’t remember how to play anything I have ever released because I literally “released” those songs, as in, set them free and never called them back into my mind, because I’m just like that. So if there is something you would like to hear me play, please advise, and I will have someone transcribe it so I can relearn it. Don’t worry, they will be just as good as they used to be.

It’s good to see you, 

Ris x

[warcriminalyuri]

scribbled these 2 together for no reason...

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

now have this

Armed sapphire.

And this

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

Mistraley headcanons

Courtney once talked about her shitty dating experiences and Mistral didn't take it so well.Seriously mistral will not hesitate to kill or hurt or torture someone if you hurt her Courtney.

Mistral has never trusted anyone enough to tell them her real name.Courtney was the first person mistral trusted enough to tell her real name.Valerie Jeanne.That was a major step in the guide on how to get mistral to trust you.

Courtney is often called 'peitit'by mistral.This is because petit means short in french.And courtney is SHORT,she's 5'4.Mistral meanwhile is 6'6 wearing heels but is 6'4 without them.Courtney is the only one who knows what the word means as she speaks multiple languages,one of them being french.Its kind of a pet name for those two

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

More Mistraley stuff bc imma try to draw then

Mistral CAN in fact drive the thing is that her style of driving has a lot swerving and speed.And a lot of swearing in French.Due to her style of driving,many unfortunate souls almost get run over by mistral.Because of this,only courtney drives.

Mistral is the one who is more easily jealous.If you flirt with her woman,you will more or not get a death stare.Courtney is the complete opposite.She's very chill when it comes to people flirting with mistral because she knows her girlfriend isn't going to reciprocate and flirt back.But if you keep doing it and make her gf uncomfortable,she will go absolutely ballstic.

Mistral has an abundance of oversized sweaters(due to her massive height)and shirts and hoodies.On a regular basis,Courtney often borrows mistrals clothes.Misttal doesn't mind.

Mistrals favorite memory of Courtney is when she had her hair down and was looking at her eyes.Why is that her favorite moment?It was the moment she realized she was in love with her.

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

this might be cursed

A poorly edited pigeon with a human body.a humanoid pigeon.

also bonus

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

what did I just make

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

LETS GO BITCH I FINSHED IT THIS IS OLD BUT I DID IT ANYWAY

The template is by Gibslythe.

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

Jajdjsjsjd I can't

I put Courtney and Mistrals names into an OTP prompt generator and after clicking the 'generate a prompt'a million times and I got this.I need some ideas on what their kid would be like help.

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

More Mistraley headcanons bc i love them

Mistral and courtney first met a party that was organized entirely by Armstrong as he was concerned that if the WOD did it,it would be absolute chaos and mayhem.Courtney and mistral didn't hit it off immediately due to the fact on how well,mistral tried to kill raiden and assisted in helping a madman(aka armstrong)that definitely didn't involve child soldiers.

Mistrals showers courtney with love and affection and doesn't care if anyone else is watching.Courtney has a book she really wants?She's getting it.Face and hair products.She's getting it.

Mistral often cooks Algerian meals.Courtney is always down to try food from other countries.Mistral is very happy when courtney enjoys the food.

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

me:I am resisting the urge to write a courtney x mistral fic I am resisting the urge to write a courtney x mistral fic I am resisting the urge to write a courtney x mistral fic I am resisting the urge to write a courtney x mistral fi-

also me:*opens up a new document for my courtney x mistral fic* OH COME ON

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

imma write a courtney x mistral fanfic cause the urge is too strong

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

Ok I had to use a ship name generator for this

So I put in courtney and mistral's names into a ship name generator.And some of the results were

MistralCourtney

MistraCourtney

Mistraey

Mistraley

I think Mistraley is the best.Mistraley just sounds very pretty.Like Courtney and Mistral.Simple and pretty.Like them.