#Crabknee

[beantothemax]

we're gonna play a game of guess the character because everyone wants asks

WHO'S THAT FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTER!!!

🫵HILDA

[ancestorlegacy]

younes what kinds of games do you like? gameplay wise i mean

I need to know what games I can force convince you into playing

Oh, that's a good question. I'm not really demanding in term of games? I really like platformers and metroidvanias, and I can't say no to a good rpg. Puzzle games are not my jam, though. What about you?

[these-detestable-hands]

So

What do you think

YES GOOD AND REAL AND TRUE THANK YOU CRAB

[justagingerwithredhair]

tag, you're it !! shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs. afterward, be sure to inflict the curse (ask game) upon as many favored individuals of your choosing as you see fit!

WOE IS ME! I HAVE BEEN STRIKEN WITH CURSE OF ASK GAME!

Very well, crustacean hex maniac, I'll play your twisted games... These songs come from my "Vibes Chill Enough to Warrant a Blanket" playlist.

#1 "Stella's Departure" from Spiritfarer

#2 "Ribs" by The Crane Wives

#3 "Above the Chinese Restaurant" by Laufey

#4 "Sign" by Liana Flores

#5 "Moon Hits" by Vansire

Explore the selection as you may wish. If you do, I hope you find some new favorite artists!

[crab-princess]

CALLING ALL CRABS!!!! 👑🎺📯🎺

A friend of the kingdom, @maplemoth-writes plans to write poetry about various citizens, and they wish our help in choosing a suitable hermit subject. They are choosing between Labidochirus Splendenscens for its seeking out of shells with stinging colonial hydroids, and Pagurus Acacianus due to it being known mostly through preserved specimens. My thought was that the second might inspire a more wistful sort of poem, but I would like the opinions of more scholarly crabs to best aid our friend. To that end:

I am tagging various friends here who might be able to help: @screechingjellyfishnight @crabconnoisseurr @crabknee @the-crab-demigod @daily-crabbys

Please do mention your reasoning if you can!!! Thanks <333

[crabknight]

Different thingy, pfp and username right?

I did just recently change my username and profile pic yeah

It used to be crabknee and the crab didn't have a sword and shield

[orestais]

quick drawing for a revamp of an old character

it's been a while since i drew this guy tbh, i'm glad i changed up his look lol

also look @crabknee!!! It's Asa!! it's the guy you like with the dagger!

[beantothemax]

omg bean you're gonna love binding blade so much there are so many silly girls and so many cool connections to blazing blade

there better be at least ONE ourple or I am NOT playing it!!!!!!!!!!!

[beantothemax]

alright well here's your chance at redemtion

Who's tits are these?

I’D KNOW THOSE ANYWHERE

🫵HAWKEYE

[beantothemax]

I know you don't really care much for elden ring, but there is this one character in the new dlc that you would love

He's an old ham and he screams a lot and very loud and his voice acting is incredible

PLEASE SEND A VIDEO WITH HIS VOICE ACTING AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE IF YOU CAN I NEED TO KNKW WHAT THIS OLD MAN SOUNDS LIKE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ancestorlegacy]

RAHJHHH ARMOR SETS

DANCER SET, WORN BY THE BOSS DANCER OF THE BOREAL VALLEY

Pretty nice set, the chest plate is simple, but very nice and I like the plates on the waist. The colors are also very nice, the silver with a little gold for contrast and the blue.

The helmet is very cool, it gives a bit of gladiatorial vibes and the cape is very etherial which is a fun vibe

Overall, pretty decent set 7.5/10

Ooooooh, that's a cool one! I think the boss wears it best, but it's still a solid 7.5/10 for me as well.

[ancestorlegacy]

Younes??? What are you doing up??? It's 5 at night????

Ok, so:

1) in my defence, what are YOU doing up at 5 in the morning?

2) I'm sick so I woke up and can't go back to sleep, so I figured I could at least pass the time.

[beantothemax]

Bean

The time has come

The blorbo posts are moving out of tellius, who knows how long it will be until they break even the fe containment

CRAB BLORBO NR. WHATEVER I FORGOT!

ANNA!!!!!

Back to the basics, list time!!!

She is in literally every game except fe2 and it's remake fe15

I adore her little finger chin touch that she does in every game

Every iteration of her is actually a different person and they're all a big family of sisters

^this also has the implication that Anna has interdimensional travel powers (and also time travel)(this is also hinted at in engages epilogue)

I believe there's two eras of Anna, pre and post-awakening. With pre-awakening being more down to earth and existing a lot more as the menu and secret shop person, with post-awakening being more high energy, and I don't want to say one-note, but more, let's say focused on a specific gimmick, which in Annas case is being a cuttthroat buisnesswoman, and this often comes along as borderline psychopathic (/pos imo), but I don't think this was the intention. I love both versions

Post-awakening she's actually a playable character in almost all the games, including Awakening (Very fun to use, trickster class which is staves and Swords, she does especially well with Levin sword and that's always fun), Fates (haven't used her, dlc), Three Houses (kinda sucks and has no supports, also dlc and one of the other dlc characters is just better in everyway gameplay wise) and Engage (also very fun to use, uses axes at base and bows on promotion which is very nice, she also has great magic and can be very good as a mage)

Sells you drugs

So Anna huh, the most reocurring fe character by far, and I love reocurring characters. She's a shrewd buisnesswoman and always have been, but she's a pretty chill gal pre-awakening and just hangs around and gives you tips. And sells you drugs, don't forget about that. Then in awakening she returns once again, but now with a more, high-energy personality. The reason I called her borderline psychopathic is that she here begins to make a lot of quips and jokes about killing people in ways that are some kind of money puns in a very lighthearted tone, "prices aren't the only things i slash" for exampel. I personally find this kind of endearing (this holds up with my other blorbo Henry also from awakening). Then in engage she shows up as a child who has been lost from her family (her anna sisters) Here in engage she has a wonderful childlike feel when doing all her merchant things, while still having that dash of psychosis. And I find this very endearing as well.

She also has a boyfriend who is also reocurring, just not as much has her. Meet Jake! His personality and looks vary a bit.

Then there was the final dlc to awakening, bringing one final challenge to all who played the game. Apotheosis, featuring the final final boss...

Anna the merchant

This is an insane boss, probably the single strongest boss in all of fire emblem, with insane stats like 99 hp, 60 str, 50 mag, 70 skl, 70 spd, 65 lck, 55 def and 55 res. So insanely much.

But that's not even the worst part, her skills are. Counter dealing all physical damage back, Vantage+ to always attack first, Aether which is usually only a main character skill, dragonskin (????????) which halfs all damage dealt and RIGHTFUL GOD

RIGHTFUL GOD????????

rightful god gives 30% extra proc chance to all proc skills

BUT EVEN THE FACT THAT SHE HAS A SKILL CALLED RIGHTFUL GOD IS SCARY ENOUGH AND HAS SOME WEIRD IMPLICATIONS

yeah, insane boss

But overall yeah I just like her, great vibe tbh.

I think me liking her might also have something to do with that she reminds me a lot of an oc I made a loooong time ago with pie who has a special place in my heart.

Anyway finishing picture of all of anna

I find it extremely hilarious that Anna just. has time travel powers. The single constant of the fire emblem universe is the presence of silly capitalism gal

ALSO SHE’S A SUPERBOSS?????????? RIGHTFUL GOD?????????? WH?????????? WHY DOES THE FUNNY SECRET SHOP LADY HARBOR THE POWER OF THE HEAVENS

[these-detestable-hands]

Please help me understand something, what is it thap happens on tumblr on the 15th??? Like I know that it's the date Caesar was was killed but like??? Is that just a big thing on tumblr??? Like what, please help me

Yes tumblr people celebrate the anniversary of Caesar's death like it's a holiday. To participate, talk about stabbing and knives

[these-detestable-hands]

it's getting worse the more I look at my drawing

This is the point where you stop drawing and do something else for a while. Go watch record of Lodoss war

[beantothemax]

oh hey bean a song I think you would like that I forgot when we were talking katana zero that I think you would enjoy is Driving Force: Neon Fog

It has a vibe I really think you would dig

GAVE IT A LISTEN AND CAN CONFIRM. CALL ME A MOLE THE WAY I AM DIGGING THIS