#DEADDDDDDDDD

[storge]

Ruin her hand and make me believe that you are still on my side. We've been father and son for 20 years. You and I can still take over the capital and share the glory and wealth. Prove it to me, your loyalty.

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) 1.35

[spirithalloweeping]

woke up. walked into the kitchen. said good morning to everyone. my dog then came running up to me, excited to see me, and attacked me with pure joy.

my mom, straight-faced: “she loves you more than anyone else loves you”

[eddito]

POOPEH

IT’S JUST POOPEH LET IT FLOW

[k-atsukibakugou]

AND IM LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE IM GONNA KILL MYSEF

[whywhatswrongwithblue]

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little Tentoo anti? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit about Tentoo over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[gayspock]

sorry its like i dont WANT to focus on ben and jeff because seriously the way the girlies are written in this show is so fucking good but i feel like every other thought i might have about them would be incoherent squawking and literally the thing is. the guys are just so fucking funny its har. and im sorry ben i should maybe take your situation more seriously bc youre kinda going through it but oh my fucking god

[tiredf-o-u-r]

Sp spelling someone’s name with letter earrings and multiple piercings per ear …

[goldfades]

okie here’s a manager thought that came to me a few days ago while i was out

-ok so we all know Paige is the clingiest (next to kk) so when it’s off season like it is now, P does not do well without manager so she travels with her a lot

-let’s say manager is back on campus doing some admin work and she’s just trying to prep for summer training and the upcoming season

-all the rest of the girls are back in their respective hometowns enjoying their time off before training but P just has to be attached to manager at all times (my poor lovesick puppy) and manager is like 🙄 “don’t you wanna go spend time with ur fam or smth?”

-manager is out running errands (super boring ones like going to the post office/office supply store etc) and Paige insists she goes with and subsequently complains the entire time about how boring it is and manager is like ??? You coulda stayed home ??? stop complaining ?!?!

-but manager def uses P to her advantage making her carry all the bags and load stuff into her car 😅

-this is long but I found a pic that partly inspired this though but also goes along with it perfectly like this is Paige after manager says they’re still not done with errands and she is OVER IT and just wants to go back home and cuddle 🤧

THE PICTURE IM DEADDDDDDDDD, manager won't admit it but she for sure loves when p tags along. it makes the experience sm less boring and wayyyy more fun!!!!!!

oh dw p is a gentleman, she's carrying EVERYTHING for our bbg!!!!!! paige would get so annoyed she just starting groaning out in ANNOYANCE but like... she just wants attention, one kiss and she's back to normal

[beybuniki]

HOW COME EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO KISS BUT BAKUGO AND DEKU HAVE TO BE SILLY SHONEN BOYS ONLY??????

BECAUSE I HATE THEM AND WANT THEM DEADDDDDDDDD

[robobarbie]

If Onion sang the Blooming Panic Theme, how would that go?

Are you reading yet?

Have you studied for calc?

It's about to get real dark outside.....idiot

Are your grades up? Your expenses down?

Let's study flash cards another round

I hope these nights educate you

Don't care if you never want to

Are you lockin' up? I got the key.

Can't believe you tried to run from meeee

Hope that your icon is online

Know that we'll study until nine (in the morning)

I feel your GPA

Has seen some awful days

Can't you just sit still and study for once in your LIIIIIFEEE

It's FIIIINAAAALS WEEEEEEEEEK

You got me banging my headdddd

Click the guideeeeee

Can sleep when you're deaddddddddd

Finals stress is a mess you won't forget

But you gotta know what is coming next

Checkin linkedin on the weekend

Watchin everyone else get hired, despite your best (I JUST NEED INSURANCE)

You know you need my advice

I hope my words suffice aaand

Even tho it's dire, don't get tired

Can't let yourself just botch the end like this

I feel your GEE PEE AYE

Has seen some AWFUL DAYS

I'M TRYING TO HELP AND ENSURE SOMEONE HIRES YOUUUUUUUU

IT'S FINALS WEEEEEEEK

YOU GOT ME BANGIN MY HEAD

CLICK THE GUIIIDE

CAN SLEEP WHEN UR DEAAAAADDD

Hi guys! Sorry I'm late, there was a freshman with a beer keg and-

Come on, just study to page 20 and I swear it'll be worth it.

You keep this up, and I'm gonna kick you out.

Well... That's just the dumbest thing I've heard.

You haven't seen dumb yet. (hey, guys?)

What the hell does that mean? (guys? Guys?)

CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEEEEEP

IT'S FINALS WEEEEEEEEK

YOU GOT ME BANGIN MY HEAADDDDDDD

CLICK THE GUIDE (MOTHERFUCKER-)

CAN SLEEP WHEN UR DEAAAAADDDDDDDD

[lila-rae]

Locked up and in love! I am deaddddddddd!!

That’s his wife ladies and gentlemen

[imaturedebdeb]

Secret Life Spoilers

LIZZIE IS DEADDDDDDDDD

HOLY SHIT THE CANARY CURSE IS BROKEN. THE WORLD IS ENDING. CONFIRMED THIS IS THE LAST LIFE SERIES EVER/j

BUT THEN JIMMY JUST IMMEDIATELY DIES TOWARDS THE END OF THE SESSION. LIKE THE FUCKING CURSE IS STILL TRYING TO KEEP WHAEVER GRASP THEY HAVE ON HIM.

AND THEN FRESHLY RED MUMBONJUST DIES IN THE SAME EPISODE HE TURNED RED IN.

THE REDS JUST DROPPING LIKE FLIES WITH MARTIN REMAINING AS THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THAT EPISODE.

AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT A WARDEN AND A WITHER?! BOYS THIS IS PURE WATCHER LORE. NEVER IN THE SERIES HAS THERE BEEN STAKES AND ACTION THIS HIGH. THIS IS THEM TRYING TO APPEASE US, THE WATCHERS.

[not-so-lonely-star]

The soot on his face, I'm deaddddddddd

[fortheloveofwbb]

now bro we're taking it too far with this stewie and a'ja stuff omg... stewie would never even on the low make someone that painfully straight a gf don't insult her gay legacy like that 💔

LMAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAO i was talking about me and her LMAAKAOAOAOAOAOAOA IM DEADDDDDDDDD I CANT this funny

get this straight y’all I DO NOT SHIP STEWIE W A’JA or ANYONE !! just her beautiful wife martha and myself (her gf on the down low)

stew n a’ja do be my fav duo tho

[mangoposts]

https://www.tumblr.com/strawberrysturniolo/745517167565586432/chris-is-getting-dragged-on-sturntwitter-for-the

"His ding dong liquid is icky and sour" IM DEADDDDDDDDD

HELOOOOOOOOOOOOO it’s not that sour guys 🙄

[prerodinu]

The fact the first person who has heat in the pack house triggers everyone else is hilarious to me. 

Someone gets a boner and then everyone is GROANING. There are bets on who gets the first heat of spring because it changes depending but most of the time it’s like Eva or Alojz. Which is hilarious. 

During spring most of the pack sort of disperses around the pack house anyway. So everyone who has the ability to live somewhere else does so that they don’t catch the heat. They do end up getting it but sometimes it’s not as bad. But the pack house is DEADDDDDDDDD the first signs of spring and once summer hit’s everyone back.