#DIRT learning 🦇

[hushedhowls]

Intro post ૮ >ﻌ< ა

(last updated 5/5/25)

@sillymuddy - agere side blog [little age 4-7]

@shymintymuffins - mlp fiction kin side blog

@batbrains-essa - side blog for my Emotional Support Stuffed Animals/comfort plushies/comfort items

@genderlesscommie - side blog for anything that's not related to being altar human(art, cosplays, politics, music, sexuality and gender) .... I forget to post on this one.

-_-🦴🦷¿?WHAT WILL I POST ABOUT?¿🦷🦴-_-

non-human stuff [mostly]

Autism

gender stuff [maybe]

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#DIRT is not human [talking about the non human experiences and giving tips]

#ask a bat [responding to asks]

#pawtism [post related to autism]

#Howls growl [angry/annoyed posts(usually arguing with someone)]

#DIRT learning🦇 [talking about courses I'm taking]

#WORKING BAT?? [talking about my pet sitting/walking business]

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I'm 18

I love receiving messages, but please don't personally DM me/try to be friends with me if you're under 16.

🦇🐺🦴🐺🦇NON HUMAN IDENTITIES🦇🦴🐺🦴🦇

Trans species/physical theriotypes:

black Flying Fox [species of megabat]

Jaguar

brown and white Border Collie pup

Other main theriotypes:

Black Shuck/ghostly black dog

Dire wolf

Secondary theriotypes:

ghost cat

Black Sable German Shepherd

KINSIDERING dragon

Tertiary theriotypes:

flutterbat [mlp]

KINSIDERING robot dog [like zoomer zuppies]

espeon

Otherkintypes:

vampire

ghost

demon/fallen angel [like 95% sure of this but idk]

Fiction kintypes:

Mlp-

[ mlp fiction kin side blog - @shymintymuffins ]

Fluttershy [G4]

Fluttershy [equestria girls]

Minty [G3]

Derpy hooves/Muffins

South Park-

Kenny Mccormick

big mouth-

Jay Bilzerian

Otherhearted:

Bird

Pitbull

Fox

_-_-_-_-🐾🐺Pronoun page🐺🐾-_-_-_-_

https://en.pronouns.page/@Hushedhowls

-PRONOUNS I COULDN'T ADD TO PRONOUN PAGE-

in preference order (I always prefer it/its and other neos):

bat and wolf/puppy bioterms

thing/things

fang/fangs/fangself

that/thats

vamp/vamps/vampself

pup/pups/pupself

ze/zim/zer/zimself (I made these up)

-Sexuality stuff I couldn't add to pronoun page-

12/2/23 i <3 my bf

Homoromantic (NWLNW / MLM)

I don't date anyone that's fully gay or fully straight

T4T

_-_-_-🐾🫧🐾What can I send in asks?🐾🫧🐾-_-_-_

ask about my kins

ask for tips/tricks

send me the name of your theriotype or any animal and I'll make a post telling you all about the animal! [animals I've already done are linked at the bottom]

literally anything I love talking

_-🦴🦇🦴HYPER FIXATIONS/INTERESTS🦴🦇🦴-_

body mods

TMNT

punk history & music

animal diets

clowns

rubber ducks

pirates

diy/sewing

GREEN

South Park

oddities

animals

MLP

monster high

the path

Garfield

Scooby doo

_-🫧🐾🦇🐾🫧RANDOM/OTHER🫧🐾🦇🐾🫧-_

I'm vegan

I'm pagen

I'm a witch!

I'm ancom

Feel free to ask me questions!

Want new friends!!:3

Feel free to ask for other socials after becoming moots!

vv animal fact posts vv

⋆ Siberian-tiger ⋆ spotted-hyena ⋆ black-flying-fox-[bat] ⋆

⋆ coastal-wolf ⋆ cuttlefish ⋆ jaguar ⋆

[yermes]

Are stupid fucks wasting your damn time? 🦇

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Pick a meme

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Disclaimer: please take what I say with a grain of salt and not as the gospel. I just want to share some ideas of practicing and giving advice using the medium as often as I can with school, work, and my own personal studies and practice. But I am working on sharing my notes soon so that will be exciting! Liking and sharing does a lot 🥰

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Socials: My Socials **☾**

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The cards

Seaborgium 106 Sg

Being someone who just floats around does actually get a lot of admiration. Literally just chilling, taking whichever the wind takes you, its not to say you don’t have goals you most certainly do but you don’t bound yourself with time and place constraints for your success. You just let your successes come, and since you don’t put so much emphasis on a time and place and where you are able to learn in a efficient and effective manner. You have a draw and you are smart. People want a piece of that pie. Intelligence scares people but it also has a huge draw for people who want to be a part of that club. Don’t let it bother you you, I know the fear of being anchored gets tied to admirers but like don’t let it bug you. They can’t change you.

Hafnium 72 Hf

Your divine nature shines very brightly so people will bother you because they are seeing something that they are to shallow to see within themselves. Don’t let them distract you and don’t let them take anything from you. You have something so undeniably precious that is yours. Don’t let the stupid fucks of the world put dirt on it. People are always kind of deeply drawn to the divine other. People also generally see things better in people than they do in themselves. You obviously have that quality of divinity that they are after.

Lead 82 Pb

Being smart, what a curse. Thing are easier for idiots, they are much happier than the two of us. There really is a crushing, heavy, toxic weight of knowledge and the affinity to learn and to intake more knowledge. People want to feel smart so they surround themselves with those smarter than them. And its clear you want nothing to do with it, like obviously asking questions to you and not a teacher is flattering but you have fucking better things you could be doing, and generally people are so far behind you its a distraction and not an actual helpful opportunity.

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Extras:

Story/vent:

I like that you can tell if something has annoyed me today

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[lightbluuestars]

Ghost Mutuals Tag Game 🦇 Send this to the last ten Ghesties in your notifications, then reply here with ten facts about yourself! Let's get to know each other!

ten facts about myself, huh?

1. i really enjoy musicals! i love them so so much

2. i like to ice skate! (and play ice hockey)

3. i love history. especially wwi and wwii history! it's incredibly fascinating to me. give me literally anything really historical and i will be stuck on it for months until i know everything about it

4. i collect vinyl records! i have exactly thirty-four at the moment

5. i'm learning three languages (swedish, russian, and spanish) the one i'm really focused on right now is russian

6. i do a little bit of photography!

7. i tend to talk to myself a little when i'm doing things around the house, like dishes or cooking food or doing laundry. just a weird lil thing :)

8. i can lay down a pretty good bead (welding talk) like seriously it's pretty good

9. occasionally, i like to play baseball! very fun sport if i'm in the right mood

10. i like to ride (and fix) a lot of things! dirt bikes, snowmobiles, cars, trucks, gators, ATVs, all that crazy stuff! consider me a very outdoorsy person

[bookclub4m]

Episode 199 - Summer Media Update

It’s time for our Summer Media Update! We’re talking about podcasts, videos, books, comics, games and more that we’ve recently enjoyed! We discuss Balatro, Carter Vail, Catwoman, and beading!

You can download the podcast directly, find it on Libsyn, or get it through Apple Podcasts or your favourite podcast delivery system.

In this episode

Anna Ferri | Meghan Whyte | Matthew Murray 🦇 | Jam Edwards

Join our Discord Server!

Things We Read (or tried to…)

Meghan

Carter Vail -The Dirt Man 

Bonus: If I was fish 

The Chosen and the Beautiful by Nghi Vo

The Coode Street Podcast Episode 649: Nghi Vo and The Brides of High Hill

In the Palace of Shadow and Joy by D.J. Butler

Anna

The Hoof GP (NOT for the squeamish)

Bunker: Building for the End Times by Bradley Garrett

Making tiny little beaded fruits :)

Any round beaded fruit (Apple, watermelon, orange, pear) from TOMO Handicraft - super easy start point! Use larger center beads and just add 1 or 2 more small beads per row to make the watermelon.

Little Cherries from Tezukuri Notes! - I just make the fruit, not the jewelry, but it’s easy and a good next step.

Larger Cherries from Tezukuri Notes! - this is the one I kept counting wrong. You can make the berries into any round fruit - I add a stem and leaf based on what I learned from other videos to make an apple and it looks great. I also leave out the center bead apples. But if you are going to make cherries, watch the video all the way through first!

Orange (or other round fruit) from Tezukuri Notes! - I tried this one first and it came out ugly. But now that I have done a bunch more and learned better practices, I am going to go back to try it again.

Next up - bananas and watermelon slices!

(There’ll be a photo of Anna’s project jar of beaded fruits on our Discord Server!)

The unsettling universe of ASMR restocking videos (plus the various commentary on them). I always watch them feeling like there is something foundational about the modern American (aspirational) middle class mental landscape represented there, and I am uncomfortably mesmerized by it.

Jam

TV Chef Fantasy League (podcast)

TVCFL on youtube

Kill James Bond (podcast)

KJB Highlights on youtube

Balatro (video game)

Balatro’s ‘Cursed’ Design Problem (video)

Slow AF Run Club by Martinus Evans

Matthew

The Secret Life of Groceries: The Dark Miracle of the American Supermarket by Benjamin Lorr

Catwoman: Lonely City by Cliff Chiang

Soara and the House of Monsters, vol. 1 by Hidenori Yamaji

Orcs! The Legend by Christine Larsen

Other Media We Mentioned

The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente

Episode 058 - The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making

Hark! Podcast

Perc - Imperial Leather (The track Matthew’s coworker said was “a lot.”)

She Past Away - Durdu Dünya (The track Matthew said was “listenable.”)

A bunch of cooking shows Matthew is too tired to find Wikipedia articles for.

Um, Actually hosted by Ify Nwadiwe

Philosophy Tube

When the Tiger Came Down the Mountain by Nghi Vo

Links, Articles, and Things

Trader Joe’s (Wikipedia)

Pirate Joe’s (Wikipedia) (The bootleg Trader Joe’s that used to exist in Vancouver.)

American Manga Awards (Winners to be announced August 22nd.)

13 Bizarro Fiction Books by BIPOC Authors

Every month Book Club for Masochists: A Readers’ Advisory Podcasts chooses a genre at random and we read and discuss books from that genre. We also put together book lists for each episode/genre that feature works by BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, & People of Colour) authors. All of the lists can be found here.

Elaine by Ben Arzate

Cartoons in the Suicide Forest by Leza Cantoral 

She Said Destroy by Nadia Bulkin

The Pulse Between Dimensions and the Desert by Rios de la Luz

Technicolor Terrorists by Andre Duza

Clickers by J.F. Gonzalez & Mark Williams

Coyote Songs by Gabino Iglesias

Zombie Sharks With Metal Teeth by Stephen Graham Jones

Not Seeing Is A Flower by Erhu Kome

Wet and Screaming by Shane McKenzie

Jah Hills by Unathi Slasha

Notes from the Guts of a Hippo by Grant Wamack

Vegan Zombie Apocalypse by Will-vary

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Fill out the form to ask for a recommendation or suggest a genre or title for us to read!

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Join us again on Tuesday, September 3rd when it’s time for episode 200 and we’ll be talking about Library fiction!

Then on Tuesday, October 1st we’ve decided to celebrate 200 episodes with the first of four genres we picked. We’ll be getting ready for spooky season with the Weird West! (That’s supernatural horror westerns.)

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[farfetchedshow]

Alright, freaks, time to learn about OUR cast of freaks!

Meet Rue! 🐰

Loves pastels & corny horror movies.

Big ball of anxiety.

Keyboardist of Sesamoid.

Doesn’t realize a sesamoid is a bone.

Voiced by Nola Klop

Meet Kira! 🐶

Dog.

Emotional-support creature.

Can transform into your worst nightmare.

Could be Sesamoid’s lead singer if she wanted to.

Voiced by Jazmine Luevanos

Meet Quinn! 💎

He’s a diamond, you’re dirt.

Shortsighted & charismatic.

Leader & drummer of Sesamoid.

Grandma’s little man.

Voiced by J Michael Tatum

Meet Piper! 🌙

Extroverted gremlin.

Competitive & caring.

Guitarist for Sesamoid.

Has listened to caramelldansen like 1000 times.

Voiced by Dani Chambers

Meet Warren! ⌚

Jack of all trades.

Tells it like it is.

Bassist of Sesamoid.

So help him, he will turn this ice cream truck around.

Voiced by Jonah Scott

Meet Griff! 🦝

The drifter in your trash can.

Airheaded good boy.

Lead singer of Sesamoid.

Mike, the local pizza-eating rat, is his friend.

Voiced by Jacob Takanashi

Meet Papa Swirl! 🍦

Sesamoid's untrusty steed.

Full of instruments and sweet treats.

He sees all...

Voiced by [REDACTED]

Meet Regan! 🐍

Purveyor of pyrotechnics.

Reptile-lover.

Piper's girlfriend.

Her snake's name is Craigbert. All hail Craigbert.

Meet Clodagh! 🍀

Ex-rocker.

Irish.

Quinn's grandma.

Meet Drain! 🦇

Shit-lord.

Performer of Electronic Drain Music (EDM).

Sesamoid's shampire nemesis!

Voiced by Michael A. Zekas

Turnarounds by @drunkenfix.

Drawing by @KiruKrono.

Meet our Creature Cast! 😱

Snarly.

Smelly.

Only a little slobbery!

Monster Kira growled by Kellen Goff.

“Boris" howled by Edward Bosco.

Two more mystery monsters brought to life by Jason Marnocha & Morgana Ignis!

Camp Crag has many secrets, best be careful roaming those woods…

And that's all... for now. Hope you like all our children, young and old! You'll be seeing more of them in the coming days, weeks, and months!

[patchworkgargoyle]

Wanted to try my hand at the Upside Down either being or containing some kind of eldritch entity that brings Eddie back to life for its own goals, so here's about 600 words of that!

Content warnings: graphic descriptions of dying, character begging to die, typical eldritch mindfuckery.

🦇

Eddie doesn't know how he feels it, but he does. Something- some thing of the Upside Down, wriggling its way into his mind as the last words he says sigh from his lips, the last breaths of ashen, toxic air shaken from his lungs by the agonised contractions of his chewed-up torso before going still. He feels it even as his heart slows without enough blood to pump and the red lightning in the sky and Dustin's tear stained face above him go dim, grey, fading into darkness.

It is… whispering. The susurrations of windswept sand, fresh snow across ice, long grasses and the waves of the sea. Melodic and patternless to him. He thinks - or he thinks he thinks, can he think if he's dying, a microscopic sliver away from outright brain death? - that if this is how Vecna slinks his way into his victim's minds, it's not the worst thing in the world. At least he'll be dead before he can start seeing visions, and hopefully the bastard can't use his body once Eddie's been forcibly evicted from it. Maybe he should die faster to make sure-

The thing in his mind had been listening. It latches onto the word Vecna and teases it out of the sentence he'd thought, a trail of memories like bright, colourful ribbons flowing in the word's wake and how Eddie even sees this he would never know, can't even stop it from happening. The thing sifts through the memories, sorting the ribbons with curiosity. He sees it consider and discard the Hellfire campaign, the flash of his friends' joyful and enraged faces around the table and his long hours of planning set aside to drift in the blackness. Then it follows the winding, tangled trail of the last week, from the first instance of hearing what the kids decided to name their enemy to learning exactly who it was. It pauses, the memory stalled in its grasp, replayed like a rewound tape, and Eddie begins to feel something again.

Rage. The thing writhes, twisting the memory in an invisible grasp and he gets no warning before he's fucking assaulted-

Bright bursts of images fly by - craggy plateaus rolling desolate hills mountains suspended midair by nothing a fine black sand weaving like murmurations of starlings between every rock every thing under the slick skins of petal-faced creatures in every molecule - struggling against the limits of Eddie's suddenly miniscule mind - a new creature unknown burnt burning shoved through a tear exploring learning changing in ways it cannot should not - he feels like he's hurtling towards something, then smeared against glass like an insect and wiped away but not before he sees too much - the creature heals keeps burning finds it finds us and bends us warps us dominates us like no thing before no more harmony or cycle just use practice revenge - he's screaming, maybe, if he can scream in his own skull because fuck does it burn, searing his dying brain matter - it will find that tear or make more find The Girl rend her apart bring the worlds together no matter if it can't it will it rules us so it will rule them as it pleases it must endendend - please let him die please please please it fucking hurts-

NO.

GET.

UP.

A raw animal scream rips through the quiet landscape of the Upside Down, wrenched out of Eddie's empty lungs as he shudders to life alone in the twisted version of the trailer park, sobbing and unhinged from reality as he curls in on his ruined body amongst the dirt and corpses of the demobats.

The thing's barely comprehensible command echoes, gong-like, through his skull.

GET UP.

Eddie lurches to his feet.

[painprns]

Horror & Edgy Neopronouns

CW: Illegal activity. TW: Violent actions, murder, stalking, body parts, weapons, and religious themes. A lot of the content in here triggered me so be careful if you want to look at this list. (And before you ask, yes, I am fine. You learn to cope.)

Of course, I don't approve of anything in this list, and this list isn't meant to glamorize those who have mental issues or violent tendencies. I have issues with violence and mental issues. Sometimes, it just helps. If there are any words you think should be added (or removed) feel free to send in an ask.

Note: Try putting a suffix on some words, like -ful or -less. Gives you plenty more options. Also, every new beginning letter will be bolded and with a new color for reading ease.

Pronouns (including emojis, not including extras like parentheses or alternatives): 443

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abandon

abyss

accelerate

again

alive

alley(way)

anarchy

anger

apart

apocalypse

arm

arson

ash(phalt)

attic

away

awful

awry

axe

back(alley/rooms)

bait

bat

beast

beat(down)

beg

belittle

behead

bet

bite

blade

blaze

blood

body

boil

bomb

bone

boo(m)

brain

break(down)

breath(e)

brick

brittle

bug

bullet

burn

bury

buzz

cannibal(ize)

cap(ture)

car(cass)

carnivore

cat(ch)

caught

cause

chain(saw)

chaos

chase

cig(arette)

claw

clown

coffin

corvid

concern

concrete

consume

control

copy(cat)

core

corpse

corridor

cover

coward

cower

crawl

creature

creep

cremate

crimson

critter

cross

crow

crime

criminal

crumble

crunch

crush

cry

crypt(id)

curse

cut

dagger

danger

dark(ness)

daunt

dawn

daze

deflate

disease

disgust

dissect

dizzy

dead

death

decay

demon

destroy

devil

dice

die

dirt

disappear

disease

disgust

doll

done

drac(ula)

drain

dread

drown

dull

eat

ecto(plasm)

edge

edgy

eerie

elbow

empty

evil

eye

facade

face

fail(ure)

fall

fang

far

fatal

fear

fight

final

finger

fire

flame

flesh

follow

freak

fright(en)

fury

gain

gargoyle

gas(h)

gauze

gaze

ghost

ghoul

gimp

glee

gnash

god

gore

gouge

grab

grain

grasp

grate

grave(yard/stone)

grease

grim(ace)

grime

grind(er)

grip

grit

gross

grotesque

grunge

guard

grue(some)

gun

gut(teral)

hail

hammer

hand

harbor

hard

harm

hatch(et)

hate

hatred

haunt

havoc

head(stone)

heart

heat

hell

hidden

hide

high(way)

hilt

hit

hook

hollow

horror

hound

hunt

hurl

hurt

ice(pick)

ill(ness)

immolate

immortal

imp(ale)

incinerate

inflammatory

inhale

inhalation

instant

intense

irritate

jab

jail

jam

jank

jostle

joke

joy

junk

kill

kilter

knee

knife

lank

last

lather

laugh(ter)

leak

leg

lich

lim(inal)

linger

link

little

lung

lurk

macabre

maim

malicious

manslaughter

marrow

mask

mass(acre)

maze

meat

melt

mime

mince

misery

monster

morbid

moss

murder

mystery

nail

nausea/nauseous

night(mare)

noise

nowhere

necro

off

one

omen

open

over(power)

pail

pain

pale

panic

phantom

phobia

piece

pill

plead

poison

poltergeist

power

prey

puddle

purge

pyre

question

quiet

quiver

rabies

rage

rail

raid

rain

rake

rat

raw

restrain

retch

rip

road(kill)

rock

rot

run(away)

rust

saw(dust)

scare

scary

scent

scratch

scream

search

seize

sewer

shadow

shake

shiver

shock

shoot

shove(l)

shred

shriek

sick(ness)

silent

sink

sin(ister)

skin

skull

slash(er)

slay

sledge(hammer)

small

smash

smell

smoke

sob

somber

some(body)

someone

slip

spider

spirit

spike

spook

stab

stain

stalk

start(le)

steal

step

storm

strain

strange

stun

suffer

sunk

survive

sword

syringe

teeth

tense

terror

thorn

threat

tinge

tomb(stone)

torn

torture

tooth

trail(cam)

train

trigger

trip

turn

tyranny

undead

unknown

vamp(ire)

venom

vicious

villain

violent

void

wary

weak

weapon

weep

weird

wick(ed)

wicker

whir

whiz

whisper

will

wilt

wither

wound

worry

wraith

wrath

wreck

wring

wrong

wrought

yank

yell

yelp

zero

zombie

[totiredtowrite]

“ToTiredToWrite” family dynamics:

Airhead: Tall dad that probably enrolls all his kids in Taekwondoh so they learn to protect themselves. Will hurt someone for harassing his kids. I believe that this man will be playing basketball in the middle of winter in just a jacket and basketball shorts. Awesome hair and probably has an entire cupboard full of hair products. Fruity af. Majorly protective of his family and once smacked a homophobic dickwad on the train (he meant to smack him but ended up decking him because this man is tall af). Neck or back is always cracking when the make sudden movements? Dude go get that checked out.

🪶: Another dad figure. More chill than Airhead. Also less stable but equally fun.

🦛: Oldest son, somehow one of the shortest ones tho. Still traumatized by raw chicken Iida. Probably on a debate team, he gives those vibes.

🦇: Big brother that acts like the stand in dad. Probably can’t cook for shit. Lowkey a bad influence on the younger brothers but everyone loves his ass so gets away with it.

🥑: That one cool cousin that spends so much time with the family that they’re basically a brother anyway. Sarcastic and will drag your name through the dirt but caring anyway. Killer sense of style.

🌘: Older middle child but doesn’t act like it. Probably has a stash of junk food in his room. When he’s upset all he does is cry. Dirty mind and so many friends. Looks kinda scary but is a bi disaster so yeah that takes away from the intimidation factor a bit.

∞: Older middle child. Feral middle child. Literally shows affection by making fun of people. Petty as hell. Confused by every strange thing that happens on this blog. Seems bubbly but is secretly dark af

Poe: ∞’s friend that basically lives with the rest of them. Airhead and 🪶 once forgot that Poe wasn’t one of their kids and put a stocking up for them at Christmas (which Poe was spending with them anyway so it all worked out).

Unavailable: Younger middle child but doesn’t act like it. Has the most stable relationships with everyone in the family. Makes fun of people’s glasses despite him having glasses. Is a smart idiot.

🪂: Youngest middle child. Spends more time writing than talking to people. Jokes about yeeting himself into the void on a daily basis.

🖕🏽: Oldest triplet and everyone’s favourite child (sorry y’all but you can not read the anon’s on this blog and tell me that 🖕🏽 isn’t one of their favourites). Probably smart af and skipped a grade in school. Short ass but makes up for it in sarcasm/sass. He gives off the vibes that he would also have a kick ass fashion sense. Seems like everyone needs to protect them but he can more than cover his own butt in a fight (both verbal and physical) unless you actually hurt them then he’ll break down in tears. Literally everyone has a crush on him (but is so ducking oblivious). Idk but if he speak a second language, expect to hear rapid cursing and insults in said second language. Is probably the one that 🪂 will enlist to yeet him into the void.

🎹: Middle triplet, blessing to behold, and knows how to not get in trouble. And when he does get in trouble, he can talk himself out of it really fast. Don’t get on his bad side because 1.) he’ll emotionally scar you for life and 2.) His family is full of feral idiots and salty bastards.

🌙: Youngest triplet and an absolute icon. The mastermind behind the triplet’s pranks. Once stole hung their principal’s blazer from the top of the flag pole (don’t ask, nobody knows how the fuck be did it). Low self esteem but nobody knows why because he’s literally beautiful and has a great personality like wdym

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Hey everypuppy!!

I'm currently taking a course on pet nutrition, the course is boring, mostly because I've known all this information since I was 8 but also because I've pointed out things they've gotten wrong multiple times..

After I finish this I'm gonna take a course about identifying dog breeds!! (as well as other animal care courses) I think I'll be really good in this course!! One of my favorite things to do on walks is observe other dogs and guess what breed/mix of breeds they are then sometimes I'll go up to their owner and say "wow she's pretty, is she a ____ mix" to see if I got it right! It's like the only time I can talk to random humans.

Also new tags:

DIRT learning 🦇 (talking about courses I'm taking)

WORKING BAT?? (talking about my pet sitting/walking business, which should be fully happening by next month)

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