#DUDE I REMEMBER BEING SO GENUINELY FUCKIN C A U G H T BY THAT LIKE WHAT??? WHAT??? IT LOOKS LIKE A WHUT??? HUHN???? NHU????????

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN (TO GET SPLATTERED) OOH MYSTERY! PANIC! DRAMA! EMOTIONS!! LOTS N LOTS OF MEAT, SCARES, AND DICK-OUT FUN! BLOOD IN THE BAYOU HAS GOT IT ALL BABY!!!

blood in the bayou would make SUUUCh a great campy horror movie, its real in my heart, so real.....

[cyro-starfire]

Cyro meeting Lemon Monster for the first time - Lemcy fic

⚠️WARNINGS FOR THIS FIC: OC X CANON, VIOLENCE, CUSSING, KISSING, CRINGE⚠️

Character colors

Blue - Boyfriend

Red - Girlfriend

Green - Pico

Pink - Cyro

Orange - Lemon Monster

The night was still young, the stars shine brightly throughout the night sky, the full moon also gave a brilliant light that made the night seem less dark. Pico, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, and Cyro were having as friend's night out, just the four of them. They generally used their time in the night to goof around and have fun, visiting parks, getting ice cream and just messing around with each other.

As the night grew they decided to sleep over at Pico's place for the night, Girlfriend told her parents about it so they wouldn't panic if Girlfriend didn't get home tonight. On their way to Pico's house Pico noticed the mansion that Girlfriend's parent's had owned, the same one where Bee and Gee met the spooky kids Skid and Pump.

"Ayo, Bee, ain't that the same house you met those kids in?" Pico asked Boyfriend. "Hrm?" Boyfriend looked over and noticed the house. "Oh yeah, it is, what about it?" "Well ain't it also the same house where you told me you like dissed a weird lemon headed monster thing?" Pico added. "Uhh...y-yeah...? Where are you going with this Pico?" Boyfriend asked slightly nervous of what Pico's intentions could've possibly been...

"Well, it's been a long ass time since I had a good scare, not even Cassandra's stupid ass could scare me, you said the guy was genuinely terrifying, I wanna be the judge of that shit!" Pico exclaimed. "DUDE! ARE YOU FUCKIN INSANE? THAT FUCKER WANTED TO EAT ME AND BAE!" Boyfriend responded with a shocked screech. "Dude come on, how bad can it be for me? Besides, Gee can't die remember?" Pico tried to remind Boyfriend. "But he was still fucking creepy, even for a dearest like me." Girlfriend admitted.

"For real?" Pico asked, astounded by Girlfriend of all people admitting that. "Yeah dude." "Well if that's the case, i think it's about time you introduced me to him!" Pico chuckled. "DUDE NO! ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?! PLUS WHAT IF CYRO GETS HURT?!" Girlfriend states to Pico, obviously not happy that he would want to do something this reckless and life threatening. Pico looked at Cyro and felt bad that he almost forgot that they were there..."Well...you guys know I'll shoot up anything hostile." He responds bluntly. "Come on, it'll be worth it, i wanna meet this fucker" Girlfriend and Boyfriend looked at each other and then looked at Cyro for their input.

"o-o-oh uhm..." Cyro was taken aback by the situation being suddenly focused around them. "Do you think you'll be able to handle this shit Cy?" Boyfriend asks the alien in a gentle tone, as to not put more stress on Cy. "w-w-well i-i m-m-mean uh...i-i guess it sh-shouldn't b-be too b-bad if P-Pico is the o-one protecting us..." They replied quietly but not too quiet to where Bee and Gee couldn't hear. "You sure?" "I-I'm p-positive! P-Please don't w-worry about m-me too m-much!" Cyro reassures the two. Bee and Gee look at Cyro for a while and sighed. "Alright just...stay close to us alright?" Cyro nods in response.

Girlfriend finally responded to Pico "Okay, fine we'll go in again..." Pico cheered. "HELL YEAH! LES FUCKING GO!!!" Pico screamed out in joy as he immediately darted towards the mansion and wasted no time to get in, the other three followed but not as enthusiastic as Pico, they were more reluctant if anything, especially Girlfriend...

The inside of the mansion felt as dead and haunted as the first time Girlfriend and Boyfriend went inside it together for the first time. "I still hate looking at the inside of this hellscape babe..." Boyfriend shuddered. "Me too honey bun..." "Awe come on you guys are pussies!" Pico giggled. "EASY FOR YOU TO SAY MAN, YOU FUCKING KILLED A HUGE ASS ALIEN WHEN WE WERE IN FUCKING SCHOOL!" Boyfriend screeched at Pico in anger only making Pico laugh more. Cyro was shaking like a leaf, clinging tightly onto Girlfriend's red dress. "Y-You okay Cy?" Girlfriend asked, worried about the shivering alien. "i-i-i-i-i'm g-g-g-good..." Cyro whimpered silently.

"Okay this was obviously a bad idea, I'm pretty sure this place alone is gonna make Cy have a huge panic attack.." Boyfriend sighed but was cut off by Cyro. "N-N-NO! I-i-i-i-i'm okay, i-i promise...i-i-it's j-j-j-just c-c-cold here..." "You sure Cy?" Pico asked, concerned as well. "Y-Yeah...t-trust me g-guys i-i'm fine!" The alien tried their best to reassure the three, which only resulting in Pico, Bee and Gee sighing in unison, they couldn't just back out on this so quickly...right...?

After some time of exploring the mansion, it did take some time for Pico to get genuinely spooked by the place... "Wow...y'all weren't fuckin around..." He chuckled nervously. "This place is creepy as fuck...why do your parents even own this place to begin with Gee?" Girlfriend shrugged "I don't know man, sometimes they don't even make sense to me..." She responds. "Wait, so you admit your scared then?" Boyfriend asks with a slight giggle.

"WH-WHAT?! N-NO?! I AIN'T FUCKIN SCARED BEE!!" "Ya sure Pico?" Boyfriend giggled even more. "Your sure acting like your scared!" "THERE'S A FUCKIN DIFFERENCE WITH BEING SCARED AND BEING CREEPED OUT YOU FUCK NUT, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK ASS HEAD!" "Okay but your stuttering, your clearly pissing yourself dude." "NO I FUCKIN AIN'T!" "Yeah you are!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Pico screamed. And thus, an argument began with the two boys, Girlfriend sighed. Some things never really do change, do they? Cyro looked away from the arguing boys only to be met with an odd looking shadow in the distance. "h-h-h-huh?"

"g-g-guys...?" Cyro tried to get everyone's attention but they couldn't be heard over Boyfriend and Pico so they had to try again "G-Guys?" Still not being heard over, so Cyro took a deep breath and reluctantly scream to get their attention. "GUYS!" With them finally being heard all three of them turned their heads to look at the quivering alien. "Is something wrong Cy?"

"u-uh y-yeah, WHAT TH-THE FUCK IS THAT?!" The alien screeched in terror pointing at the lemon shaped shadow that was hiding behind a door. "What's wh- oh...oh no..." "B-B-Bee...?" "What the fu..." The shadow suddenly had a visible smile and finally spoke. "Well, well, well~ what do we have here~? A three course meal~? How thoughtful of you all~!" The voice was deep, soothing, and mesmerizing. The creature slowly opened the door and stepped out.

As seen through the shadow it had a yellow, lemon shaped head, it's eyes were huge with wide pupils within them, it's teeth were uncomfortably crooked, it's neck was a velvet red and the rest of it's body was a pitch, raven black, it had two fingers on each hand, and it had only two toes on each foot. The creature was very tall in compared to the four other beings within the room, it towered over all of them.

"It has been quite a long while since i have seen you two~! And i see you've brought that little schizophrenic ginger friend of yours~! And-" the monster paused to look at Cyro behind Girlfriend, still scared out of their mind. "Well now~! Who's this little friend of yours~? They look rather...appetizing~ in more ways then one if i must be so bold to say~!" He said, attempting to slowly approach Cy but was stopped by Girlfriend. "Don't go near them...O R E L S E . . ." She warned it with a growl, which only made the lemon headed monster roll its eyes in annoyance. "And you still don't know how to not be so RUDE..." The monster growled.

"Better not try jack shit bitch, i know how to use this thing." Pico aimed the gun towards the monster which only made it boom with laughter. "You think a puny little weapon like that scares me? How adorable~!" It chuckled before lunging at Girlfriend and attacked her which made Pico start firing bullets at the creature, and Cy ran as fast as they could into an empty hallway. Boyfriend stood still, he didn't wanna engage in the violence, he didn't sign up for this shit man...

After the monster and Girlfriend fought, monster while doing a number on Girlfriend decided that enough damage was done and went after Cyro. Pico and Boyfriend, instead of knowing Girlfriend can easily heal, and going after the monster and making sure he doesn't hurt them, went to Girlfriend to see if she was okay, Cyro was sobbing and whimpering while running, wanting to be home right now and not here.

"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA WHY DID I TRY TO LOOK BRAVE FOR EVERYONE HHHH!!!!" The alien screamed internally and wished that they were just honest so that none of this would be happening right now, after some running they found themself in a dead end, and what was worse is that they could hear the monster's footsteps. "NONONONONONONONONONO PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE, WHY ME, WHY ME. WHY ME!!!" As much as they hated themself, but they were still terrified of dying, especially like this...

The monster got closer and closer until he was visible again which only heightened Cyro's anxiety, their heart was pounding through their chest and their breathing was rapid, they could barley think straight at all. "There you are my dear~!" The monster cooed. "p-p-p-please leave m-m-me alone..." They whimpered quietly. "Oh don't worry dear~! I won't kill you~! Will i possibly hurt you? Maybe, but then again..." He got closer to them and pinned them against the wall, he slowly put his two fingered claws against their face, and caressed their face gently.

"I would feel guilty if i caused any sort of harm to an adorable and beautiful creature such as yourself~!" It whispered in their ear making Cyro blush deeply and shudder they were so confused by this behavior. "You know, i normally don't have such feelings for prey...but you...your different..." The monster explained to Cyro. "wh-what d-do you m-mean...?" "I mean what i mean my sweet cherry cake~! Your seem like such a delicate creature~!" The monster slowly moved it's claws under Cyro's chin and began to rub the bottom of their chin gently. Cyro couldn't help but purr at the sensation.

The monster chuckled at Cyro's purring, they were so adorable. "Perhaps i won't eat you~ your so sweet, I'm afraid that if I eat you, I'll get a cavity~!" The monster joked. Cyro didn't respond, they only continued to purr at the monster rubbing their chin, until he took his claw away from their chin which only made them whine. "wh-why'd y-you st-" they were interrupted by the monster giving them a soft and gentle kiss on the lips, which surprised Cyro at first, but they slowly sunk into the kiss and kissed the monster back. There was some time before they broke away from the kiss, Cyro panted softly while looking at the creature

The monster chuckled. "While i would love to keep you, i fear that i have aggravated your friends enough, so unfortunately this will be goodbye for now, but i will be back soon, my little prey, until we meet again~!" The monster whispered to them beore giving them a kiss on the cheek and disappeared into the shadows again. Which only left Cyro in confusion but at the same time, they felt like they've fallen in love again.

After some time Pico, Boyfriend and Girlfriend found Cy, fortunately for them Cyro was okay, and the four of them darted out of the house as soon as fucking possible. Cyro never really forgot about that day ever since...

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

highlights of starkid’s black friday part two

here we go boys

i’m gonna be real the first time i watched this i had no fucking clue what was happening for a solid two and a half minutes

shoutout to whoever choreographed this because i love it

THIS MAN’S NAME IS CHRISTOPHER KRINGLE

robert’s inflection combined with the exaggerated hand gestures is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen

THE ELVES’ NAMES ARE JINGLE AND JANGLE I’M GONNA CRY

i would pay so much money to see this movie

“thaaaaaaaaat’s right :^)”

the love interest’s name is NOELLE bitch i’m hollering

how does lauren look so adorable in that stupid elf costume??

these lyrics are fucking gold man

joey’s literally just vibin

P A S S  C H R I S  K R I N G L E  T H E  B A L L 

santa’s gonna Reconnect With The Teens™

“becky look!!! remember when we carved that?” “yeah...it’s...a penis” “eyyy”

becky’s monologue about her ex-husband...fuck dude

“it’s funny. stanley was the one who made me go to nursing school. that’s how i knew where his femoral artery was.” HOLY SHIT

“you say you killed your family. i hope i killed mine.” D U D E 

Take Me Back absolutely made me break down dude i’m still crying

“if the universe is infinite, then it’s definite, there’s an alternate reality where we’re now a family.”

“if you’re really santa, tell me something only santa would know” GDGJHSLJHSGK

“i knew it. i knew you weren’t santa” WHEN DID THIS BECOME THE CONFLICT I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE

“........a red tricycle.” “santa!!!!!!!!!!” (passionate tongue kissing)

so we all agree that wilbur cross is uncle wiley, right

“in short, mr. president, we are trying to stop the birth....of a god.” what a raw line

“If We Have Faith, We Will Be Rewarded With A Cuddly Toy” -the homeless dude, who i’m pretty sure has just been vibin this whole time

god i kind of want a wiggly now

the audience losing their minds at linda being the supreme cult mother

 “please, for the love of god, just let me go.” “oh, i’ve met god. he had nothing nice to say about you.” (THROAT SLASH) 

FUCKIN RAW LINE RIGHT THERE

linda: “you willlllll adoooooore me....” my dumbass, already in love: ok

“unless i get what i- shit it’s gerald”

YES MAAM LIFT THAT LAUREN LOPEZ UP LIKE JESUS

h i p  t h r u s t

hmm i dont like new ethan

wiggly: “hello hannah. let’s be pally-wals.”  me, with a water gun full of holy water: dont try it demon

the way he says “rotten little banana” is terrifying

“i’m going to have to peel you. i’m going to split you in two. i’m going to Eat you, hannah.” WHAT the fuck

hannah’s scream when wiggly threatens her?? chilling

god someone protect this kid

uh yeah Do You Want To Play is genuinely one of the scariest songs i’ve ever heard from a starkid musical, or pretty much any musical. like, this sweet nurse who waited hours in the freezing cold to get a toy for a little girl who lost her sight is about to viciously murder an eleven-year-old in cold blood because of wiggly.

so, theory time. becky’s a nurse. i dont think that even in her altered state she would miss hannah entirely and accidentally inject it into her own leg. but hannah was wearing the hat. i think ethan was right, it protected her.

joey is scaring me but also giving me some very sexy energy that i’m not opposed to

“Only in america could wiggly take root! Hold this”

“WHEN YOU’RE MADE IN AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA” fuck yeah!!!!!

“i’m going to cut open your belly-well, and deck the halls with your gutsy-wutsies...” JESUS CHRIST

shoutout to macnamara for literally everything, he’s doing great

can you IMAGINE being president goodman here. like you just found out you’ve killed millions of innocent people and the world is probably going to end in the next hour or so and there’s nothing left to do and all the while this demonic entity is baby-talking to you and laughing that terrifying laugh? yeah, i’d go insane too.

curt mega’s acting is top notch here, dude, he actually scared me

also what the FUCK was that last wiggly laugh

“you better not be fucking with me.....” uh hey sherman i’ll give you five (5) dollars to stop that

“there’s something that’s beautiful, being awake for my funeral” fuck

“still, i thought that angels did exist, but now i hope they plan to end it quick, ‘cause friday is black for me, only my ashes will see the sea” i gotta sit down for a while

“I’m authorizing you to use my firearm.” F U C K  Y E A H

theory: macnamara is hannah’s father (and maybe lex’s) since they can both see into/communicate with the black and white

MONSTERS AND MEN REPRISE

oh my god tim never said he wanted a wiggly oh god oh fuck

“kids don’t want that piece of shit! they’re all into fortnite, dude!” 

If I Fail You also made me cry i’m very emotional over this musical

“answer me, or I’ll open your mouth with my FUCKING KNIFE!” JESUS CHRIST LAUREN

i love that wiggly’s theme is carol of the bells

“look at you! you’re paralyzed with fear!” “no. i’m just lining up my shot.” FUCK YEAH

“you have two choices: abandon your god or burn here with him” this dialogue is so fuckin powerful dude

yeah so all of them burning alive freaked me out but what a way to end a cult

“you know, i have this kooky reclusive biology professor...” when i tell you i YELLED

“wear a watch.” AHHHHHH

what an ending.

anyway stan starkid goodnight

part one

[askmyboys]

Louie

Real Name: Its something that cant be said around humans otherwise it hurts their ears (it basically sounds like static mixed with a high pitched noise, it can be damaging to the ears if not careful) | Human Name: Louie | Nickname: He really only has one nickname n that's Lou, sometimes he won't mind being called Louis either though | Gender: Male | Age: N/A- there's really no traces of how old he REALLY is, he's not even sure he remembers himself- | Sexuality: Pansexual | Species/Race: Demon | Height: 6'9" (he's a sizeshifter tho) | Hair Color: Umber Brown (his hair is SUPER messy and dirty looking, sometimes he'll wear a hat like a fedora or something to keep it covered, not like he gives a shit if someone comments on it tho) | Eye Color: Desire Red | Appearance: He'll sometimes wear suits out in public, albeit ALL his clothing is dirty, dingy, and dusty- he just doesn't give a shit about hygiene in general, but he's not too picky with clothes, it just depends on his mood, usually its suits, sometimes its more of a punk-like look, sometimes its just tank tops and boxers, he doesnt. give. a. s h i t- dont test this demon buddy, he'll take ALL his clothes off, he'll go out naked, fuckin public indecency his ass- your lil human laws don't apply to him- He's vERY chumby, got that chub going- big soft boy- His entire fingers ARE the claws, long sharp claws- he also of course has sharp bear trap teeth, his canines both top and bottom are a bit longer than the rest of his teeth of course, his ears are also pointed and he's got a few piercings in there as well and you know he's got the short boxed beard. | Personality: He's just a really carefree, lazy, laid back kinda demon dude- I won't say there isn't ANYTHING that won't piss him off or make him sad, bc you know there's ALWAYS something out there BUT- he just doesn't care, he takes compliments in the form of insults, if ya actually compliment him- well he dont expect that but eh your free to do so, either way it dont make him much different, I wont deny- he's got that SUPER big fuck energy, he be fuckin- he does make a LOTTA sexual innuendos, like a l o t of them- he's got that big chaotic evil fuck energy, dont give a shit what gender or whoever you are- you can want to be perceived as a threat- if he likes you he gon f l i r t- in fact someone wanting to be a threat- now thats hot, he's like a cat mixed in with a dog almost, can be very lazy one moment and he's up and going the next, will eat ALL your food and drink all your drinks even tho he legit doesn't need too and then HE'LL call YOU a bitch for not having anymore food or drinks. Big Bastard, I don't know if I'd say he's REALLY evil n shit, he does love to cause trouble, scare some people- but for murdering people n torture and doing all that? Bah, that's a bit TOO much work for him, now if he HAD too? Oh absolutely, he could and WOULD murder if it was necessary- but nah the most yer gon get outta him is scares, him causing trouble around your house or depleting your food and drink supplies too quickly (tl;dr: Carefree, lazy, laid back- he's ALMOST impossible to piss off or make sad, too many gross sexual innuendos, big bastard, chaotic evil fuck energy, can and WILL flirt with you, like a dog/cat mix one minute lazing around the next minute he's ready to go n bother people, hide your food and drinks if you wanna survive otherwise your gon be fucked ....n-not literally- I mean unless you'd want too, he's gross and smelly and will NOT take a bath, he wants to s m e l l like death and any other horrible things so fuck u) | Side Facts: This character is the death of me, he's broken the fourth wall which I wouldn't deny he could probably do and strangled me to death with his bare claw hands- I just genuinely wanted a gross, bit too sexual demon character for some reason but listen, he might be a monster but he's not a MONSTER and by that I mean if you dont wanna do the "fun stuff" in that regard he'll respect that, consent matters- he might be a creep and every horrible word in the world combined but he's not like THAT, he DOES have standards like THAT anyways. If ya don't wanna do that fun stuff at LEAST go out n scare some people shitless with him, or help him bother some humans- or if he's feeling particularly lazy, he'll crash at your place n just, well, bother YOU instead- and he'll probs try to scare ya once or twice too but eh that's to be expected- I will say- he's DEFINITELY a deal maker-like demon, he DOES make deals n stuff from time to time- he DOES enjoy doing it every so often, bc most of the time he gains ownership of someone's soul every now and then but other than that, its still a lotta work- like he doesn't wanna do it all the time, besides who's gonna care that he ain't making deals like he's supposed to. He actually doesn't stay in hell too often, its MOSTLY bc of preference for the living world, humans are there and their MUCH more easy and fun to mess with than other demons (other demons h a t e him, their disgusted by him which to him? ....G o o d, die mad about it then babe~) Satan and him tho- now Satan albeit he does NOT like the smell at all he hides that bc of Lou's personality, he can v i b e with him on the carefree n laid back part for sure ....justpleaseLouisastheliteralrulerofhellIamgoingtobegyoutopleasetakeabathorsomething...) He likes Satan much more than he thought he would, for the literal ruler of hell that dude's pretty chill- ....ok come on let's be honest here, you know as well as I have Louie has absolutely flirted with Satan once or twice, hell- he's flirted with MANY demons before- needless to say not uh many of em liked it which hey I mean its not the response he really wanted nor expected but pissing off a demon can be fun plus they can be REALLY violent ...he may or may not be a masochist and a bit of a sadist even? oh and uh before my dumbass forgets, he's got some powers aside from sizeshifting, he can shapeshift into a few things, mimic other's voices, or even like disappear really quickly- that's only if he needs to get out of situations or make it seem like a person's c r a z y maybe- just maybe but shh, etc- a few other things- you know how demons are- that's good enough for now I guess? I HAD more stuff to say bout him but I genuinely forgot- whoops- but if I think of it dont worry- ye'll know

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

twenty questions

tagged by: @bandaged-chessmaster

Rules: answer the 20 questions and tag twenty followers (@ that second part yeah right lmaooo)

nickname/s: lenin, dodo, soey, geronimo stilton @pillowelephant anytime u talk about me during debate practice (which is uhhh all the fuckin time im assuming) make sure u use my CORRECT NAME which is geronimo stilton pls and thx

zodiac sign: gemini 

height: *deep sigh* 5′0″

orientation: pan ace 

nationality: american #fuck tha metric system 

favorite fruit: cherries and cantaloupe 

favorite season: fall bc leaves fall on the ground and i lov the cronch when i step on them, i pretend theyre the bones of my enemies 

favorite book: uhh "the death of ivan ilyich” is technically a novella i guess so probably either “I, Robot” by isaac asimov or “100 Years of Solitude” by gabriel garcia marquez depending on what im in the mood to read 

favorite flower: lillies and i KNOW theres another favorite i have but fuck if i can remember it lol rip

favorite scent: BISCUITS COOKING IN THE OVEN cuz im a slut for BReAD

favorite color: red and purple

favorite animal: i love me some cock um rabbits would be my most favorite but tigers are a pretty close second 

coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: im loco for cocoa my dudes

cat or dog person: i love my specific dog more than any animal in the world but in general i prefer cats

favorite fictional character: uH H  H probably all might tbh bc in general i have a a Thing for characters who push themselves way too fuckin hard despite the fact that literally anyone else in their situation would probably be dead by now and HES MISSING LIKE HALF HIS FUCKIN ORGANS AND YA BOI TOSHI STILL OUT THERE LAYING DOWN THE L A W and he just,,, he loves deku so much (even if he did NOT HESITATE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM DURING THE FINAL) and their father-son bond is everything, i really love good father figures and in general i just think his character is really fascinating and LI TERALLY ANY ART IVE SEEN OF YOUNG TOSHI IS THE BEST ART IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE WE A RE ALL LOVE TOSHI-SENPAI 

# of blankets you sleep with: usually one, two if its cold, and like, 5 or more if im depressed and want to bury myself alive in warmth and pretend theres still joy in life 

dream trip: probably to moscow since i speak some russian so i wouldnt be totally lost 100% of the time like if i went to any other country and there are cool museums and shit also i WANNA GO TO THE FUCKIN G NAKAHARA CHUUYA MUSEUM IN JAPAN APPARENTLY THEY HAVE REPLICAS OF HIS H A T 

blog created:  may 2016 

# of followers: 1,339

random fact: I 100% BELIEVE BNHA IS A BETTER ANIME THAN BSD AND PART OF THE REASON I AVOIDED IT FOR SO LONG (in addition to it being Everywhere) WAS BC I FUCKING  K N E W THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND I DIDNT WANT TO BETRAY THE BSD FANDOM AND ALL BUT HO LY SHIT BNHA IS FUCKIGN GREAT LIKE??? it actually has plot??? and arcs??? eVEn in the first season??? and theres far less tonal dissonance than bsd (bsd DID get better at that in the second season by more or less cutting most of the comedic parts to mixed effect) despite ostensibly being for a younger audience than bsd and not going for the same darker tone or themes of moral ambiguity things have FUCKING  C O N S E QU EN C E S like they have a character who more or less exists JUST to heal injuries and yet we still see characters suffer irreparable physical damage and get scars? like bravo tbh and at least in the anime- i have no idea what the manga is like aside from the first chapters lol oops- its not just a series of one contrivance after another and its so much FUN like bsd is great and all but aside from the dark era which is a masterpiece there arent really any single episodes i’d want to go back and watch more than once but i feel like i could pick literally any episode of bnha and rewatch it and have a good ass time, theres so much passion and positivity in bnha its impossible to watch it and not feel HY PE AF bsd makes me want to do in-depth character studies and analysis and discuss moral ambiguity but bnha genuinely makes me want to be a better person like ofc i cant be a superhero for obvious reasons but i can damn well do something with this life i have and any series that can make me feel like that just,, well done 

tagging: @theseerofdoomisunaltered bc u like these and whoever else wants to do this go ahead and say i tagged u

[unkindness-of-ravens]

I got tagged by @h3c70r (Briannnn! Hey my dude!)

a. - age: 28

b. - biggest fear: I’m not sure. I dont know that I have too many fears. I’m not super comfortable being in open water in a boat but the only other thing I can think of isn’t really a fear since I know it’ll never happen.

c. - current time: 5:07am

d. - drink you last had: water

e. - everyday starts with: coffee and news or reading a book.

f. - family: I’ve got one brother

g. - ghosts, are they real: I’m a realist, so as interesting as it would be if ghosts existed the odds less than slim. 

h. - hometown: Athens, Ga (but I haven't lived there since I was 12)

i. - in love with: a couple of fictional men and women. Real people tend to disappoint me.

j. - jealous of: people with enough money to make major purchases without worrying about it 

k. - killed someone: mamma, just killed a mannnn

l. - last time you cried: I genuinely dont remember, the closest i’ve gotten recently was when I almost cried on Tuesday because I was in so much pain but in the end It was just a lot of rage yelling into a pillow. 

m. - middle name: Alexandria, like the Library of Alexandria (RIP)

n. -  nicest thing you ever did: 

o. - one wish: I wish I was like 5 inches taller. 

p. - person i last called/texted: my mum, we’re gonna go see a movie on sunday

q. - question you’re always asked: How did you get your hair that color?! (its aqua/turquoise colored... like bro... its hair dye)

r. - reason to smile: my dumbass dog. I love snuggling her tiny chubby ass.

s. - song last sang: shape of you (i recorded a cover of it the other night)

t. - time you woke up: around 3pm

u. - underwear: boyshorts or boxer-briefs

v. - vacation destination: I really wanna go to Glasgow

w. - worst habit: probably the smoking. I gotta quit cigarettes.

x. - which xmen power would you want: Rogue’s powers 

y. - your favorite food: grilled cheese sandwiches

z. - zodiac: I’m a fuckin goat

And I tag. @kingpetyr, @violetending, @auroraleighs, @dustintheuniverse4, @ceruleanharley, @somebodygetmeafuckingfanta , @stabwoundsandsodomy @awaken-dreamer0, @maraiya-loves-eggs ( and of course anyone else who wants to, or no one do it.These help me pass the time while I work)

[askmyboys]

Stinky Vocaloid Doctor Mans

Vocaloid is loosely used here but i mean, he sings n sounds like one when speaking or singing so yeye, either way im EXTREMELY proud of him!

| Name: Cyril

| Nicknames/Title: Dr. Cyril is his title usually, his nicknames are Cy or Ril- and for personal reasons aka bc I can- two other titles he goes by is Dr. Stitch or Dr. Stink (Stink is more the personal one for me)

| Gender: He/Him, They/Them, It/It’s

| Age: 32

| Height: 7’3”

| Species/Race: Overall he LOOKS p human, he’s just- more toon like in movements and for various other reasons- and I can’t say Vocaloid bc t h a t- isn't a species nor race unless something changed in that department somehow

| Occupation: Doctor, more specifically surgeon but he’s dabbled in other things like Science and Dentistry (bc fuck you I can, all the more to traumatize you with >:) heh also literally nobody could stop him, if he wanted to learn how to do something he did it-)

| Hair Color: Rainbow (his hairstyle is curly but also REALLY bad bed head like jfc it looks like a rat’s nest)

| Eye Color: Rainbow (his eyes are swirly as well, a rainbow swirl!)

| Skin Color/Body Type: VERY VERY lanky, he’s a skinny tall man who’ll fuckin l o o m over you and his skin color is a gray-ish pale color (the only dull thing bout him right there)

| Appearance: Firstly he’s got a circle beard that matches his hair color so let’s get that out of the way first and foremost- secondly he literally made his lab coat- it’s a patchwork-esque looking coat and it’s of course, a rainbow color as well- He wears a yellow long sleeved shirt underneath that has a few pins on it (for example, he has one that says ‘Trust me, I’m a Doctor’ yes I stole that idea from Henrik shut up and another pin that says ‘Bastard At Large’) His pants are also patchwork themed and rainbow colored too, and finally he wears sneakers that are- yep, you guessed it, rainbow! And lemme make this very clear- this ISN’T a pastel colored rainbow- this is fucking EXTREMELY bright rainbow and the yellow shirt is bright too- There isn’t a dull thing about this man except for his skin color, even the cap and mask he puts on for surgeries n such are fucking rainbow themed- (he also has circle glasses but im an idiot who forgets shit far too easily)

He has razor sharp teeth, and he doesn’t have claws but he’s painted his nails a yellow color to match his shirt underneath, he needed a bit more bright yellow just to piss people off and he also painted a smiley face design on them too) he does have many scars all across his body except his face but he doesn’t much remember how some of them got there, except for the few he got when meals- I MEAN PATIENTS tried to resist him.

| Personality: He is a fucking BASTARD!!!! STINKY!!! I hate him so fucking much is2g, I’d tell him I hate him straight to his face and you know what, he’d only reply with “I know I’m amazing~!” but anyways- let’s get more detailed- He’s EXTREMELY narcissistic, prideful, egotistical- He doesn’t just THINK he’s all that, he KNOWS he’s all that, he’s EXTREMELY confident and doesn’t hesitate to boast about any and all accomplishments he’s made, loves to prank people and scare the shit out of them not only with the facts he knows but he’s got BIG love for dark humor, tell him a dark joke and he’ll start cackling like a madman, he’s got an EXTREMELY sadistic, cruel, and evil streak to him and he can be very cunning as well, manipulative if he needs to be, if you have kids he’ll literally eat them as an appetizer, kids, teens, adults who the fuck cares! If it moves it’s an experiment or a meal to him depending on if he’s actually hungry or not!

There isn’t anything good about this man, he has no tragic backstory like genuinely this time, he LITERALLY just exists to piss people the fuck off, he also loves to mess with people in regards of flirting- He’ll absolutely flirt with you but if you think there’s any genuine love behind that? HAH! Cringe! He doesn’t feel love, never has and never will and he doesn’t deserve it- he’ll have your heart on a platter if you fall for his little “love” themed tactics ...Quite ahem, literally at that- He knows he’s a bastard, he knows he pisses people off and he loves every second of it, he loves being himself! There is no other living thing alive that is as perfect and handsome as he is! Any attention you give this man goes straight to his ego not that it can get any bigger at that point but he’ll grin and be like “Oh I know, I’m fuckin’ g r e a t~” he can be very blunt about things too, he isn’t afraid to ask if he wants something from you or if he wants to do something for you like for example “Can I dissect you?” or “Can I eat you?” and I hate to be the bearer of bad news but uh, he’s not taking no for an answer regardless, you can feel free to try and run from him though! He LOVES a good chase, loves the thrill of the hunt aha.

That’s all I really got personality wise, overall just, if you see him, don’t even look his way, don’t even let him perceive you, once he gets you in his sight if he takes ANY interest you are so screwed dude-

| Side Facts: Has a collection of various organs, teeth, and chemicals in his little Laboratory/Hospital area that’s also technically his home- The only thing REALLY worth noting bout his home area is that it’s just WAAAY more colorful than any lab or hospital you’ve probably ever seen- that doesn’t defeat the god awful smells of blood n decay though- (it also smells a bit like smoke but that smell is DEFINITELY drowned out by the smell of literal death in the air)

Has literally opened a person’s mouth before and shoved a test tube of god knows what kinda chemical down their throat to see the reaction of what’d happen ...Needless to say that person exploded, popped like a balloon!

Usually when he takes break from his work on the computer, studies, etc- He goes and smokes some cigarettes- It helps him feel m u c h more relaxed if he’s ever getting too frustrated with his research, also he just likes smoking in general, it's nice- he’d probs blow smoke in ur face tbh.

Bc of the patchwork themes n shit- He’s EXCELLENT at sewing things, in fact, sewing is one of his more… Simpler pastimes, he can’t study n work on new various chemicals n shit all the time, and sometimes he doesn’t feel like going out and finding food or an experiment to play with- So he’ll sew many things big and small.

So i did say he’s a Vocaloid kinda character honestly, he definitely has a VOICE like one, it’s kinda- he’s not got a voice claim bc usually I hate doing face/voice claims but I’ll explain it the best way I can- like… the best way I can explain it is that he does sound a little high pitched and robotic-y also literally, he’ll sing while he’s operating/experimenting on you or when he’s even literally eating you, he loves to sing! And thinks he’s amazing at it bc of course he does, he’s amazing at EVERYTHING apparently smh, he’s VERY bouncy, stretchy and active when he sings, VERY heavy in movements, even down to hand movements!

Speaking of which, that toon part plays a key role in this! He can stretch his limbs far and wide and bounce w a y more than a normal human can, he’s so springy! It’s like he’s one big fucking noodle man tbh- also a random fun fact, he can also do a spider walk, hell he can literally just LEAN so far backward that if you run past him all he gotta do is b e n d and then he sees yooouuu~! Better run faster than that~!

One more thing, but I’m sure you’re already v e r y aware, he’s EXTREMELY chaotic and feral, honestly just DNI with this man smh.