#Dan and Herbert and Tiffany and Chucky and-

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Need me a locket like this but with 15-20 slots for all the slutty little blorbos I love.

[loud-trash-arcade]

Carrie white interacting with different horror characters

This isn’t all of the characters I’m planning to write, so I’m going to post the rest later:) also I know the community label says “mature” but the most mature thing in here is some swears👍

Includes: Ghostface, Herbert west and Dan Cain, Leslie Vernon, Jason voorhees, Chucky, and Tiffany valentine

Ghostface(Billy and Stu)

When Carrie first meets Billy he’s kind of rude to her, he doesn’t think a “girl” would make a good killer. This quickly changes when he decides to call her a bitch because she accidentally knocked over a lamp, and Carrie being Carrie goes full telekinesis mode. Of course she does her best to not harm Billy, but he does get a bit scratched up. Carrie, after realizing what she had done, she apologized profusely and did her best to clean him up, but after witnessing Carrie rain hell upon him, he decided it would be better to treat her with a lot more respect, after all he would rather not witness lose control again. After this Billy does his best to be as nice as he can be to her, this means he doesn’t go out of his way to be mean to her and he tries to have the occasional small talk. After the “incident” they’re able to get along a lot better, they find they share some interests and they hang out on the occasion, Billy is also forced to hang out with Carrie because of Stu.

When Stu and Carrie first met they immediately hit it off, they have a lot of shared interests, Stu was the first to introduce her to horror movies( her first being the boy 2016) and after that she was hooked, she wanted to know everything she could about horror and Stu did his best to explain. They now have a movie night every week, Carrie isn’t a big fan of gore-fests, so Stu will happily watch psychological horrors with her. Stu also got Billy to warm up to her more because she was around a lot. Sometimes Stu will let Carrie paint his nails, or vice versa.

Herbert west and Dan Cain

Carrie met Herbert for the first time when she wandered into his lab, he disregarded her at first, but when she showed interest in what was happening he let her stay. He did his best to explain what he was doing, and how the autopsies and re-agent worked, despite her trauma involving blood, she listened intently, even though it didn’t exactly appeal to her. After seeing Herbert on the occasion she made more of an effort to talk to him, after awhile she would hang out with Herbert and Dan in the lab often, if she wasn’t in the lab with Herbert should would do her best to find him and talk to him, but she would still keep a mild distance because she knows he’s not the best with people. Herbert likes Carrie and considers her a friend because she doesn’t treat his lab work like some evil thing, he enjoys her company because everything can feel very gloomy to him because of the work he does and she’s quite good at brightening things up.

When it comes to Daniel he isn’t exactly the best people person, of course he can still socialize quite easily but it does take a minor toll on him, he likes being around Carrie because ever since she escaped the grasp of her mother she has become a very calm person, she’s usually all smiles, and very supportive of the people she cares for. Her and Dan met through Herbert, as Dan was in the lab with Herbert often, he would notice her hanging around the lab. Curious because Herbert didn’t really let any body but him on the lab, so he asked, Herbert explained why he enjoyed her company and after hearing his reasons, he made more of an effort to talk to her, after all, if Herbert likes her, than she must be special, and he was right! Dan finds Carrie to be very delightful to be around and he appreciates her as a friend. They don’t share many interests, but speak often because they enjoy each others company.

Leslie Vernon

Leslie is kind of goofy, he’s unaware of social cues and often talks about things that would make other people uncomfortable, but Carrie enjoys his company because of his bluntness, she enjoys that he basically hides nothing from everyone (other than that he’s not an urban legend.) and that he doesn’t go out of his way to make fun of people. She also likes that he’s surprisingly chill for a serial killer. They met when she was looking for movies in wherever they get movies in horror land, and they chatted at the till, Carrie decided to invite Leslie to one of her and Stu’s movie nights, and after that Leslie started coming to more of their movie nights. They do not talk all that often but that doesn’t mean that they don’t consider each other friends. Like Stu, they both enjoy horror, they also enjoy to joke about tropes often used in horror, such as the tripping, going into the basement, and opening windows only when your on the top floor. Leslie also lets Carrie paint his nails often, although she doesn’t let him paint hers because it usually ends up in her entire fingers being covered in nail polish. Leslie also likes to vandalize Wikipedia (this will become a trend in later entry’s) and Carrie sometimes joins him, Carrie can recall the time they edited his page to say, “Leslie Vernon is half man half cocaine.”

Jason voorhees

Carrie enjoys Jason’s company, and Jason enjoys being around her, even though the two don’t talk too much, given the whole Jason being mute, but Carrie did her best to learn basic signing so she would be able to communicate with him. Jason and Carrie are like two peas in a pod, they’re both misunderstood sweethearts(in my opinion) so they quickly become best friends, they are always around each other, they can’t talk all that much but Carrie quickly picks up on ways to communicate with Jason, whether that be sign language or just Little things Jason does as his way of communication. Jason isn’t as close with any one else except his mom. Carrie doesn’t fully understand having a mother who isn’t abusive, but she understands why Jason would he upset when his mother is brought up, so she does her best to console him when he gets sad. Jason gives Carrie flowers and other cool plants he finds in the woods as his way of appreciation for her friendship. Overall they get along really well and Carrie is probably closer to him than she is with anyone else.

Tiffany and chucky

Chucky’s an asshole, we’re all aware of it. This, of course, does not change when it comes to Carrie, Chucky is probably the only person who isn’t at least a little bit nicer when Carries around, although he doesn’t directly make fun of her, because you know, fucking insane mind control powers, he’ll make offhand comments, but that’s it. They’re by no means friends, nor will they ever be, it doesn’t help that Chuck’s philosophy is basically “fuck bitches, get money”, but they can be civil with one another without setting multiple buildings on fire.

Tiffany is a different story, as sadistic as she is, she’s like a mother figure to Carrie. Tiffany was the first person she told about her mom and her history, Tiffany felt horrible for her, and after hearing that her motherly instincts kicked in, she treats Carrie the same way she treats Glen and Glenda. It makes her upset that Carrie has never had a proper mom, so she fills that role for Carrie. She does her best to be a proper mom to Carrie and Tiffany often expresses that Carrie can talk to her about anything she may need too. They are very close to one another and Carrie does see Tiffany as a mother to her, and if Carrie is ever having issues she always goes to Tiffany.

[toratsue]

horror is the gayest genre ever

[cowboycannibalism]

just want someone who's going to dress up as horror couples with me for Halloween 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

[carnoshin]

With An S/O Who Dyes Their Hair

As in, at home. Like “an hour alone with just me and god in the bathroom.” That type of dyeing.

Brahms

Before he leaves the walls, he’s extremely interested in what exactly it is you’re doing. His parents never dyed their hair, so he’s never gotten to see it before.

You might find you have less dye than you may have thought next time you go to dye your hair. And Brahms may have stained fingers or a couple of chemical burns, not that you would know just yet.

Once he’s out of the wall, he likes to just. Stand outside of the doorway and watch. 

I wouldn’t suggest asking him to help, unless you want lots of stained skin and/or chemical burns. He’s so bad at it. 

(I’ve never bleached my hair to the point of breaking, but I think Brahms would end up doing it on his first time. Not a big section, but there is certainly a broken strand.)

Jason

Even if you’re not particularly good at dyeing your hair (which: mood), he won’t realize that your hair is dyed until after it grows out quite a bit or he sees you dyeing it. Even if your hair is blue-- he honestly didn’t even think about it.

He’s really good at parting hair, so if you’re trying to get your roots, he’s the one to ask.

He’ll set a couple of towels up on pillows or across the back of the couch while you’re dyeing your hair, so that you don’t have to stand/sit straight as a rod while waiting for everything to set in/lift.

If a shirt of his gets so stained that it won’t wash out, he’ll give it to you to dye your hair while wearing.

Bubba

The bathroom in the Sawyer house is particularly small, so you probably avoid doing that whole mess while he’s not busy. But the ventilation in the entire house is pretty awful, so you would have to leave the door open.

Though he’d usually hover, he eventually just gets... Bored? Lmao. And wanders off. When you finish applying anything, he’ll look over your head to see if you missed any spots. He’s particularly good at it.

He’s such an angel: he helps clean up afterwards. Hell, sometimes he does the entirety of the clean up. (Idk about y’all but I get so tired after I finally finish with the bleach, then the hair mask, then the shower, then the clean-up.)

If you let him wash the dye out, he will forget to wear gloves. So he is also the type to have stained (or chemically burnt) fingers.

Sam (Trick ‘r Treat: platonic, ofc)

Baby want snack...! Wait, what are you doing? That looks fun.

You have to, like, bound across the bathroom to take the dye/bleach from him. Especially if it’s a pretty color. Because his first instinct is to smell it and his second instinct is to eat it, even if it smells awful.

He considers drowning you, cuz he’s. Like that. And he also gets a few ideas for future kills. Cuz, again, he’s. Like that.

He has you put some gloves on him, even though he isn’t participating. They’re way too big, but it’s really cute. Feel free to take pictures of him with them on: he actually quite enjoys being photgraphed, though I think you know better than to post those pictures online. You are certainly tempted though; the pics are that cute.

Herbert West

Despite the fact that when he showers, it takes two hours from door-close to door-open... He’s gonna complain about how long it takes you to dye your hair.

Even if it only takes you, like, fifteen minutes. He’ll whine as soon as he sees you get the supplies out.

If he’s not particularly busy, he’ll force you to watch a show with him while you wait for your hair to dye. Or, rather, he’ll guilt/manipulate you into watching a show with him. He’s the type who hate-binges entire series, so. He always has some show that is just awful to show you and be like “See? It’s so bad. Tell me it’s bad: I have excellent taste.” (Okay, this isn’t verbatim, but you get the point.)

If the dye job comes out shitty or he doesn’t like the color, he’s. Such a bitch, lmao. He’ll click his tongue and keep taking glances at it and if you ask him what he’s doing, he’ll just look at your hair again and go “Oh, nothing. You look great, your hair is great.”

Dan Cain

He just stands in the doorway the entire time and talks to you. When he’s not talking, he’s just watching you and looking at you, cuz. Lmao, he’s weird to write for, cuz he’s just a normal person who loves his s/o???

He helps you part your hair and make sure the back is applied correctly and evenly. An angle, ugh.

If the dye job comes out bad, he’ll pay for you to get it done professionally. Which is kind of an insult, but he means well.

Tiffany and Chucky

Tiff specifically is pretty experienced, but she’s only done it to her own hair. Someone else’s hair is a completely different thing, however. So she’s going to be doing it, whether you like it or not.

Literally, this is the only one where I’m like. “Oh, you’re gonna get all kinds of fucked up. You’re gonna go bald.”

And these two don’t help at all in the emotional support department. If your hair breaks or comes out in the weirdest possible way, they’re immediately like. Chucky: “I think you could pull off a buzzcut.” Tiff: “Yeah, it’d be super cute.” but you didn’t mention shaving your head, they just brought that up themselves???

I’d recommend locking the bathroom door until you’re completely done. As in, your hair is already dry and everything.

[blood-sucking-freaks]

Characters I'd sell my fucking kindeys to have in Dead By Daylight

-First isn't really an addition, but a slight change. I'd switch OG Michael Myers with RZ Michael Myers because he'd honestly be so much scarier. I mean imagine that fucking 6'9 fucking unstoppable giant barreling towards you.... that's pants-shitting worthy lmao

-Vincent and Bo Sinclair as killers and Carly and Nick as survivors (House of Wax)

-Asa Emory as a killer (The Collector)

-Ed and Lorraine Warren as survivors (The Conjuring)

-Choptop and Nubbins Sawyer as killers. As happy as I am that Bubba is in DBD, I hate how the twins aren't (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2)

-a Yautja as a killer. this would be so fucking cool omg- (Predator)

-Herbert West. Now he's a tricky one. I could honestly see him fitting well into both the role of a killer and the role of a survivor. If he were a survivor I could see Dan Cain being a survivor too, and adding Carl Hill as a killer, but I can also see Herbert (and maybe even Dan) as killers with Francesca Danelli as a survivor. Either way, I think it's be amazing to have him in it (Re-Animator)

-Daniel Robitaille as a killer and Helen Lyle as a survivor (Candyman)

-Otis Driftwood, Baby Firefly, and/or Captain Spaulding as killers (House of 1000 Corpses)

-Charles Lee Ray / Chucky as a killer, maybe Tiffany Valentine too (Child's Play / The Bride of Chucky)

-Sal Fisher as a killer and Larry Johnson and Ashley Campbell as survivors (Sally Face)

-Nel and Luke Crain as survivors (The Haunting of Hill House)

-any of the FNAF animatronics as killers

-Jennifer Check as a killer (Jennifer's Body)

-The Other Mother as a killer and Coraline Jones and Wybie Lovat as survivors. now I know this movie technically isn't horror but c'mon, you gotta admit it's like, honorary horror lmao (Coraline)

-The Scooby Doo gang as survivors. another that isn't horror, but c'mon, it'd be so cool to be able to play as them (Scooby Doo)

-David, Marko, Dwayne, and Paul as killers and Star, Michael, Sam, and the Frog Bros as survivors. this would be so fucking sick omg- (The Lost Boys)

-Wichita, Tallahassee, Little Rock, and Columbus as survivors (Zombieland)

-Tucker and Dale as survivors. this would be fucking hilarious hwjjw- (Tucker and Dale vs Evil)

-Jesse Cromeans as a killer. another one that would be pants-shitting worthy lol (Laid To Rest)

-Tomie as a killer. this would be sooo cool (Tomie by Junji Ito)

-Lady Dimitrescu and Karl Heisenberg as killers. I can't tell if this duo would be more cool or terrifying lmao (Resident Evil Village)

-Beetlejuice as a killer and Lydia Deetz as a survivor (Beetlejuice)

-Rick and Carl Grimes as survivors (The Walking Dead)

Bonus:

-John Wick as a survivor. is his franchise horror? nope. BUT I think it's be fucking amazing to have him in the game. Like, he's virtually unbeatable by humans, now let's see how he fairs with the supernatural

[freddysglove]

hi i’m ez, here's my request info

(currently closed on account of my brain is fried)

my special interest is horror and i mostly use this account to post about my current hyperfocus of the month.

if you want me to draw you a slasher or write specific headcanons/oneshots just message me or send an ask. i’m a college student so i’m usually a bit busy with homework but i’ll definitely try to get to it when i can.

psst, i follow and reply back on @supermotherbug :>

characters i write and draw for:

amanda young

art the clown

baby firefly

betelgeuse (clarify if you want a specific version)

billy lenz (1974)

billy loomis & stu macher

brahms heelshire

bo & vincent sinclair

bubba sawyer

candyman (1992)

chucky, tiffany & nica

the collector

creepypastas (ej, jeff, slenderman, toby)

freddy krueger (1984)

harry warden (both 1981 and 2009)

herbert west & dan cain

jason voorhees

jennifer check

jonathan (the evil clergyman)

lillian nebbs

mark lewis (peeping tom)

martin (1977)

michael myers (any version)

norman bates (1960)

patrick bateman

pinhead (og + remake)

thomas (P2)

as i watch new movies i'll update this list.

*let me know if you want me to write a slasher in the dbd universe instead of their regular one, i'm down with that too.

don't ask me for nsfw requests if you're >18.

[pxregoth]

top five horror movies? 👀

1. Evil Dead 2 (I LOVE the first one but I mean the 2nd one brings in the iconic chainsaw hand. The evil dead series is my favorite mostly just because of ash williams. He’s my horror himbo <3).

2. Re-Animator (Herbert West really is something else, I love him sm. His and Dan’s relationship makes the movie one of my favorites tbh. Also the gore is pretty top tier. There is a SA scene so trigger warning for that if you plan on watching it).

3. Nightmare on Elm Street (Nancy is easily one of my favorite scream queens ever. Her and Glen’s relationship is so cute and they honestly deserved better. I also really like the second installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise so there’s that too).

4. Bride of Chucky (I mean, it’s Jennifer Tilly as Tiffany. Do I need to explain why it’s one of my favorites?)

5. Scream (I honestly couldn’t pick between Scream 1 or Scream 2 but I’ll go with the first Scream simply because of my love for Matthew Lillard).

there’s other lesser known horror movies that i love but honestly these are the ones i constantly rewatch and i have a comfort character in each and every one of them. if you like horror movies too, which ones are your favorites? do you have any recommendations? (honestly it doesn’t have to be horror related either. i like any type of movie tbh).

TOP 5 ASK GAME

[choptops-wigs]

Request Masterlist

I want to get more into writing on here so here’s what I can do.

Characters I Write For

Freddy Krueger

Chucky/Charles Lee Ray

Tiffany Valentine

Pamela Voorhees

Bubba Sawyer

Nubbins Sawyer

Chop Top Sawyer

Drayton Sawyer

Michael Myers (original and RZ)

Thomas Hewitt

Otis Driftwood

Baby Firefly

Captain Spaulding

Foxy Coltrane

Herbert West

Brahms Heelshire

Leslie Vernon

Carrie White

Billy Lenz

Stu Macher

Billy Loomis

Bo Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Pennywise (2019 or 1990)

Doom-Head

Art the Clown

Jack Torrance

The Babadook 

Beetlejuice

Patrick Bateman

Hannibal Lecter

Jareth

Ships

Brahms Heelshire/Greta Evans

Brahms Heelshire/Billy Lenz

Billy Lenz/Leslie Vernon

Billy Loomis/Stu Macher

Pennywise/Babadook

Herbert West/Dan Cain

Hannibal Lecter/Clarice Starling

Bubba Sawyer/Vanita “Stretch” Brock

Freddy Krueger/Jason Voorhees

Jareth/Sarah Williams

Michael Myers/Jake Park

Feng Min/Herman Carter

What I’ll Write

Imagines

Oneshots

Headcanons

Asks

Match ups

some nsfw, but not full oneshots

Pretty much anything you request!

What I Won’t Write

Rape

Pedophilia

Anything discriminatory

Anything relating to The Boy 2

I’ll be adding stuff as I watch more movies, so don’t be afraid to request something if you don’t see a specific character or ship! I’m really trying to improve my writing specifically for horror characters so ask away! 

[rxgvn-imagines]

// rules ! //

hey guys, antegoine (an) here! just thought i’d make a lil list of what i’ll write and what i’ll write for so we don’t all get confused! ok? ok!

now let’s get started!

what i’ll write:

nsfw or sfw

poly ships (though i might not be the best at it asdjhjfh-)

any race/ethnicity/looks/gender/etc. reader

character mashups are nice!

aus (hanahaki, coffee shop, lab partners, etc.)

canon character couples

what i won’t write:

pedophilia

rape/non-con/dub-con/etc.

scat/watersport/etc.

eating disorders, suicide, torture

incest

INTENSE gore

i can do scenarios and headcanons with both canon charie x reader and canon charie x canon charie (for the charie x readers, i allow 5 characters per ask.)

my fandom list!:

scream (1996)  → sidney prescott, tatum riley, dewey riley, randy meeks, billy loomis, stu macher

disney’s descendants  → mal, evie, jay, carlos de vil, uma, li lonnie, doug, ben, harry hook, gil, jane

danganronpa → classes 78 and 77 (better at writing some more than others ashjsafdjfh)

ghostbusters (1984) → peter venkman, janine melnitz, louis tully, dana barrett, egon spengler, winston zeddemore, ray stantz (again, better at writing some more than others)

musicals → rent, be more chill, little shop of horrors, dear evan hansen

house of night  → zoey redbird, stevie rae johnson, erin bates, shaunee cole, damien maslin, aphrodite la font, jack twist, erik night, rephaim, james stark (poly friendly!)

IT (2017-2019) → bill denbrough, beverly marsh, richie tozier, eddie kaspbrak, mike hanlon, stan uris, ben hanscom, pennywise (tentative)

DC → damian wayne, miss martian, jaime reyes, harley quinn, hawkgirl, barry allen, captain boomerang, el diablo, deadshot, katana, static, gear (most of these portrayals come from the animated media and/or dc movies)

re-animator (1985)  → herbert west, dan cain, meg halsey

misc. slashers → angela baker (sleepaway camp), tiffany valentine, charles lee ray/chucky (child’s play series), jennifer check (jennifer’s body), jill roberts (scream 4)

happy requesting ! i can’t wait to meet everyone !

[queerxreader]

Horror Masterlist (will add links once fics are posted)

Charles Lee Ray / Chucky (Child’s Play)

Tiffany Valentine (Child’s Play)

Freddy Kreuger (Nightmare on Elm Street)

Micheal Myers (Halloween)

Ghostface (Scream)

Candyman (Candyman)

Ash Williams (Evil Dead)

Herbert West (Reanimator)

Dan Cain (Reanimator)

[hiddenwashington]

anonymous said : MW from Game of Thrones, horror movies, and Vampire Diaries? Please

we’d especially love to see : bran & rickon stark , lyanna mormont , tyrion & cersei & lancel lannister , grey worm , joffrey baratheon , & any remaining house of the dragon characters from the game of thrones universe ; dewey riley , stu macher , gale weathers , amber freeman , richie kirsch , wes hicks , mindy & chad meeks-martin , trevor sheldon , charlie walker , robbie mercer , & olivia morris from scream ; mike hanlon , henry bowers , georgie denbrough , & anyone else from it ; seymour krelborn & audrey from little shop of horrors ; herbert west & dan cain from reanimator ; norman bates from psycho ; chucky & tiffany from chucky ; dani ardor from midsommar ; grace ledomas from ready or not ; sally hardesty from texas chainsaw ; nancy thompson from nightmare on elm street ; ellen ripley from alien ; & bonnie bennett , freya & kol & finn & esther mikaelson , tyler lockwood , elena gilbert , enzo st john , jackson kenner , aurora de martel , alaric saltzman , rafael waithe , ethan & maya machado , penelope park , lucien castle , nora hildegard , valerie tulle , mary louise , milton greasley , luke parker , finch tarrayo , & eva sinclair from the vampire diaries universe !

[carnoshin]

If requests are open can I ask about how billy & Stu (poly plz / anyone else you wanted) would react to their s/o finding out they were pregnant?

I think I’m gonna do… All the poly ships I write for. For this ask. Yeah.

Billy+Stu (Ghostface)

The boys are both pretty young. I write for them as if they’re college age, but. That’s still pretty young. This is also assuming that you weren’t trying for a kid.

They both just go dead quiet as soon as you say something. If you don’t say anything Stu might be like “Wait, with who’s kid?” and Billy will shove at his chest roughly—it doesn’t really matter either way, after all.

It’ll take some prodding on your end before they say anything: they aren’t sure the exact reason why you’re telling them. Is it you asking them what to do? Is it you saying you’re keeping the baby? Are you just letting them know?

They’re going to be pretty hesitant about the idea of being fathers. Even Stu, who is terribly loving, probably just. Isn’t prepared for fatherhood yet.

Neither of the boys are terribly close with their fathers, so they wouldn’t even know where to begin and something close to despair kind of sets in.

If you choose to keep the baby, they suppose they can’t stop you in any way that wouldn’t make them feel like shit (ie they don’t want to kill you).

It’s unclear for a while whether or not they’ll actually support the kid (financially and emotionally), but they’d probably get pretty used to the idea the further along the pregnancy gets.

Chucky and Tiffany

So there’s a lot to go over here.

Absolutely, you must have been trying for a baby. Because. Chucky is a doll and IDK about y’all, but the idea of getting with doll Chucky squicks me out like whoa. Or maybe you got an egg transplant from Tiff—either way, it was on purpose.

Tiff is definitely excited about it. She calls up Glen and Glenda to tell them that they’re going to have a baby brother or sister or “maybe just a baby sibling—I dunno, why not? It’s 2019.” The twins both have some concerns.

(Glenda probably doesn’t like you and Glen, at the very least, cares about your safety—more realistically, he probably sees you as his third parent and likes you better than he likes his father.)

Chucky is just like. “Whatever, yeah. I’m happy I don’t have to go to town with the baster anymore; it stops being hot after the clean up.” Bastard man is a bastard, what can I say?

The closest Chucky gets to showing genuine care is telling Glenda to stop making jokes about killing you before you have the baby. He loves his daughter, but she’s goddamned insane—he is slightly worried about her actually doing something, which sometimes keeps him up at night. It’s hard to raise a murderer.

Glen starts hanging out at home more, as opposed to living in the dorms at his school. He wants to bond with you, as his parent, and he is very clearly excited about the idea of being a big brother. Also, he is pretty worried about Glenda—she’s just joking, as far as he knows, but it still spooks him.

(Note: If you don’t like Glen and Glenda, you have chosen the wrong blog. And the wrong couple, for that matter.)

Herbert and Dan

They’re also very like. “Huh? What was that?” They both assume Dan is the father, despite knowing there’s a lot of deniable plausibility there.

Dan is pretty happy about it: he’s a real sucker for domesticity and having a kid is certainly in that realm. Herbert, meanwhile, feels pretty removed from the whole thing: again, both of the men assume Dan is the father.

Herbert is more likely to ask what you plan to do than Dan is, even after Dan is practically jumping up and down like “I’m gonna be a father!” Dan gets offended by this, without a doubt. If you were just telling the guys to let them know before terminating the pregnancy though, Herbert is a total godsend.

Dan already has some money put aside to buy a house and have a proper wedding and whatnot, because even though he does love Herbert… Well, he never really planned on spending his whole life with Herbert? Honestly, this whole thing is kind of off-putting about what it’ll do to you three’s relationship. Mainly because Dan kind of wants to leave Herbert to pursue a “normal lifestyle.”

If Dan mentions out loud that he’s leaving or you tell Herbert your concern, he will only then consider the possibility of the child being his and will insist that there will be a paternity test—after the child is born, of course: there’s a lot of risks associated with paternity tests before delivery.

Herbert just assumed the baby would be “upstairs,” as he’s come to refer to the semi-normal life he leads outside of the morgue/lab. Thus he assumed that Dan would just stick around.

After the baby is born, Herbert is surprisingly better than Dan at caring for the baby. Like, it takes Dan a good while to learn how to care for the kid, but Herbert has it down before you leave the hospital.