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raeofgayshine · 4 months

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Wish there was a way to begin to explain what happened tonight during stream because there’s some kind of gold in Jim thinking that Riddler is fairy (like tinkerbell) but everyone else just thinks he’s calling Ed a slur and the pipeline it leads down, connecting to Bruce thinking babies come from kissing, all the way to Jim asking Ed and Oswald if Tim was “their fairy baby and Tim telling Steph “I think Jim just called me a fairy.” Steph: “sorry you had to find out this way, but we all kind of knew.”

#ravenpuff rambles #y’all it’s fucking wild out here I’m telling you #and it’s the funniest shit in my life to think about Jim having no idea fairy can be used as a slur #and he’s just convinced Ed is an actual mythical being #while literally everyone he talks to keeps going “I don’t think you can say that Jim #all of Gotham is begging their commissioner to stop being homophobic. Jim is just fucking confused why no one is as excited about this as he #also Bruce got bad sex ed in school and then Alfred forgot he was a parent and needed to give Bruce the talk so he just kind of never #learned a goddamn thing.#Bruce tells every one of his kids babies come from kissing. every single time Alfred spits out his tea in shock because B still doesnt know #he has like 12 children and fathered at least one of them biologically and Alfred things surely he’d figure it out #he never does #meanwhile Bruce things talking about kissing makes Alfred uncomfortable because he’s old and British #Luckily the kids at least got a better education #Dick had to learn himself but he gave Jason the full talk with PowerPoints and everything #(Jason begged him to stop because he could learn through books. dick refused)#every subsequent kid has been informed by the one before them #So Jason is unfortunately tasked with teaching Tim.#Tim passes it on to Duke. Duke to Damian. etc #Babs gave Cass the talk though. Dick refused because he had done his one brotherly duty and Jason refused because Cass was older then him #so to Babs it was.#she also gave Steph the talk against her will which Steph thought was stupid because she had already had a kid by then #none of them are allowed to tell Bruce the truth though #Jason tried and Dick covered his mouth before he could finish.#Damian has tried several times but is always interrupted but Tim appearing out of nowhere and tackling him to the ground #I love this stupid fucking family your honor

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