Out of school for the summer, so take some whiteboard vandalism <33
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Dear father…
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“Dear, sweet Constance. Poor child! Poor, poor child. Did you know that her mother supposedly killed her father in a fit of rage? Found an axe and took his head off in a single swipe. It’s supposedly still in the house somewhere, just bones and a wandering spirit. Mon dieu! How tragic. How horrible!”
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I like to think Constance taking the heads of her husbands is a learned habit. It was, after all, what mother did to father when he threatened to leave them.
‘When a man threatens to turn tail, or has eyes for a younger broad, take his head so he’s yours forever. Don’t let that dog run, Constance. Best to put him down swiftly.”
At least…that’s what Dame Peatcleaver used to tell her young daughter when she allowed her to hold father’s beheaded skull, a hatchet still in his head.
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🕸️💙 When the moon climes high on the dead oak tree 💙🕸️
HAPPY 55TH BIRTHDAY TO THE HAUNTED MANSION!!!
To celebrate: here is some Haunted Mansion content from my favourite photoshoot ever!
How amazing is @extra_sleepyy for being my Hatbox Ghost? 🤭🤭💗💗
Not to mention the incredible photos and set by @suzanne_elliott_photography !!!
Photo By: @suzanne_elliott_photography
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Currently watching "Haunted Mansion" kinda like it.
But why do you?
well it depends on which one (i think you mean the 2023 film but im not sure)
i like the 2023 film because:
-found family dynamic
-ben is a bisexual he/they change my mind
-owen wilson
-the references to the original ride
-"nah" *grabs child and leaves house*
-danny devito
-deals with a man's (ben's) grief in a surprisingly respectful way and never makes him seem weak for the fact that hes grieving
i like the 2003 movie because:
-TERMITES MENTIONED
-ghost ball
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It’s the Haunted Mansion’s anniversary today!!! The movie has me going back to my old Haunted Mansion brainrot😭😭. I wanted to explore making my own interpretation of the Hatbox Ghost. This isn’t definitive, I’ll probably tweak it in the future but I just love Hatty so much and I figured this would be nice to share for today.
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Haunted mansion (2023)
Sort of spoilers? The trailers express this.
Hatbox ghost: I want to leave!!
Every other ghost in the mansion: Please do!
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