#Eli-bot

[cureely]

I can't believe I'm saying this,,, but ig I'll try

TEAM UMIZOOMI FANS WHERE ARE YOU GANGGGGG

I miss this show :(..

[harrystyleshotwife]

here you go bitches!!

@harryslove13 this one’s for u

🏰🍀- your brothers opening for Harry at Slane

[swftwalker]

i posted some cobra kai bots today if you guys want to check them out!!

[kwnnys]

haha funny number

[mysweetriddles]

i have class at 7:30AM tomorrow after 2-3 weeks of my city being FLOODED and all i can think of is selfship .. i'm cooked basically in other words

[maowmikyu]

getting excited thinking i got a message and its a prn bot

[the-haiku-bot]

I’d say give this poor

viking a break but sounds like

he never got one

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Hiccup at the beginning of every book : Something horrible happened when I was a boy, back when dragons still roamed around the world. After all those years, I am still deeply traumatised and literally shaking right now.

Chapter 1 : I was being miserable and then shit happened.

I'd say give this poor viking a break but sounds like he never got one

[irrelevaantidiot]

im scared for my spotify wrapped cause I've had an unhealthy obsession with all of these like. in the past year. sigh.

also this. what in gods green earth

[theelispace]

Huh

What

[theeclipse]

[the-haiku-bot]

i love when people

draw characters like concepts

rather than humans

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i love when people draw characters like concepts rather than humans

it’s so fun

like batman js being a blob of darkness or kori is js a puff of hair

peak character design right there

[tomorobo-illust]

See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/cutie-bot-tier-120946155

Patreon reward for Eli! A request to draw their OC, Howler, who has to coolest design!

[jelliannn]

OMG ITS MY CHILREND WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS ON MY DASHHHHHHHH SUEHDNCINDDJDICNCNK ARIN AND ELI ARIN EKI. AIRN ELI. AIRNE LIE IANR ERIL AINR EIL

OWKDKDKSKSXKEMSMWJWKSJHRHRHGAHRGGGGGG

The Main Cast.

[nataliescatorccioapologist]

Just got back from reading the Companion script! Such a fun read, I love the way Drew Hancock writes.

Here are some fun differences/details I noticed in the script:

•Iris and Josh’s meet cute involves a coffee bean dispenser instead of the oranges. Iris uses the dispenser but can’t get it to shut off, it keeps spilling coffee beans everywhere. Josh comes up and tries to mansplain it and help her but he ends up breaking off the knob to turn it off. They end up falling to the floor together and cheesily looking into each other’s eyes while coffee beans are falling everywhere. And we get flashes of a cliche romance between them (script describes walks on the beach, dancing on the rooftop, making love under satin white sheets).

•At the end of the grocery store meet cute scene, Iris’s line “The first was the day I met Josh. And the second…the day I killed him” is notably different in the script. It’s “The day he killed me” instead. Interesting! I guess they originally weren’t planning on spoiling Josh’s death at the beginning. And Josh did technically “kill” Iris when he made her shoot herself, so I’m guessing that’s what the line is referring to. I’m glad they changed it in the final product though, it’s pretty obvious Josh is not going to make it out of this movie alive and I like the clever nod to that at the beginning.

•Sergey’s house is described as “Frank Lloyd Wright on coke” which, as someone who lives close to one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s absolutely insane houses, I thought was funny.

•They all smoke a lot of weed.

•Josh and Iris are a lot more horny in the script. During the dancing scene Iris straight up starts groping him and grinding on him and their “eyes are filled with lust.” And in the scene right afterwards they are described as “fucking like rabbits” across “the entire room” including the bureau, the floor, and the walls. They also “break a lamp or two.” I’m actually glad this was changed, I think it makes more sense for the characters and for the movie’s themes for Iris and Josh’s sex life to be lacking this kind of passion. It’s more transactional and lackluster in the final product, he’s using her. Also nothing beats the shock and trauma of cutting straight to Josh’s orgasm face.

•In the scene where Empathix first brings Iris to Josh’s apartment to set her up, Josh says that his ex-girlfriend was named Iris, and he named his companion bot after her. Which is all kinds of fucked up and just goes to show how insecure Josh is.

•Josh is somehow even more of an asshole in the script. When he reveals to Iris that she’s a robot, he says that he bought her “used” and expresses jealousy and disgust at the thought of the “things [she’s] done with other men.”

•While Josh and Kat are walking through the woods looking for Iris, Kat asks Josh if Companions are unable to fake orgasms because they can’t lie. Josh basically confirms that and looks silent and sheepish. Kat can see what’s going on and makes fun of him for never being able to make his robot girlfriend come. RIP Kat you are missed.

•Patrick is kind of the one to accidentally kill Eli. Patrick and Iris and wrestling with the gun and it goes off, shooting Eli, who was standing off to the side. So sad. Patrick tries to kill Iris in revenge but he can’t because of his programming preventing him from causing harm.

•There’s a Patrick and Eli sex scene where Eli accidentally says “I can’t believe I’m fucking a robot” or something like that and that’s how Patrick found out he’s a robot.

•When Josh establishes a love link with Patrick, they have the same meet cute in the grocery store as Iris and Josh. And there are also flashes of “walking on the beach, dancing on rooftops, making love under satin white sheets” with Josh and Patrick, which I think would have been funny.

•At the end of the movie, after Iris kills Josh, Teddy the Empathix guy sticks around and asks her if she wants to sever her love link with Josh. She says no because she wants to remember what being in love felt like. Ouch.

•Before she leaves the house with the money, Iris goes to put on her own clothes, but realizes they are “feminine, flowery, dainty” clothes that Josh picked out for her. Instead, she goes for Kat’s clothes (a leather jacket, jeans, vintage tee, sunglasses) which are much more “her style.” I love this.

[the-robot-bracket]

Alright here is the Poll layout. These are the characters

Bracket Green Round 2 (27th of July):

Dummy (Iron Man) vs Deckard (The Brave Police J-Decker)

E-123 Omega (Sonic) vs Chassis Wheatley (Portal)

Intelligence Core (Portal) vs Angela (Lobotomy Corporation/Library of Ruina)

PS5 (Inside Your Brain/Meme) vs Soprano Turret (Portal) vs Anger Core (Portal)

Bracket Green Pt 2 (8th of June):

The Robot (Dicey Dungeons) vs Chibi-Robo (Chibi-Robo)

E-102 Gamma (Sonic) vs HK-47 (Star Wars)

Knock Out (Transformers Prime) vs Screwbots (Rhythm Heaven)

Mecha Eli Chan (Fate/Grand Order) vs Digit (Cyberchase)

Sentry Turret (Portal) vs Red Tornado (DC)

The Mechanical Hound (Fahrenheit 451) vs Cave Johnson Core (Lego Dimensions/Portal)

Fugitoid (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) vs Megatron (Transformers)

Optimus Prime (Transformers) vs Deep Thought (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Bracket Blue Pt 1 (15th of June):

Markus (Detroit: Become Human) vs FL4K (Borderlands)

Wet Floor Bots (FNaF) vs Nardole (Doctor Who)

Closet (Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse) vs Computer (Courage the Cowardly Dog)

Arcee (Transformers Prime) vs Defective Turret (Portal)

AZI-345211896246498721347 (Star Wars) vs Robot Mr. Krabs (Spongebob Squarepants)

Flash (Jetpack Joyride) vs The Cogs (ToonTown)

CaveDOS (Portal) vs Emmy (Emmy the Robot)

Metis (Persona) vs Brainstorm (Transformers IDW)

Bracket Blue Pt 2 (22nd of June):

Fi (Legend of Zelda) vs Baby (FNaF)

Tom Servo (Mystery Science Theatre 3000) vs Bastion (Overwatch)

Frankenturret (Portal) vs Emily (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Skipper (Legend of Zelda) vs Lal (Star Trek)

TEC-XX (Paper Mario) vs 9 (9)

Hyperforce (Superhero Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! ) vs Legion (Mass Effect)

Springtron (ARMS) vs Sun (FNaF)

Lore (Star Trek) vs Elle Eedee (Monster High)

Bracket Purple Pt 1 (26th of June):

Penny (RWBY) vs Daleks (Doctor Who)

Min-Droid (Ninjago) vs Svarog (Honkai: Star Rail)

Montgomery Gator (FNaF) vs Tlacey's ComfortUnit (The Murderbot Diaries)

Atlas & P-Body (Portal) Madame Gasket (Robots)

Erek King (Animorphs) vs Robot (Toy Story)

Tabatha (Tales of Symphonia) vs Shockwave (Transformers)

Cabinet Man (Spirit Phone) vs Iko (The Lunar Chronicles)

B-12 (Stray) vs Sari (Transformers Animated)

Bracket Purple Pt 2 (6th of July):

Doris (Val & Isaac Webcomic) vs Cait Sith (Final Fantasy 7)

S.C.O.U.T. (Murder by Numbers) vs Fandroid (Fandroid)

Test Bots (Club Penguin) vs Momo (Stray)

CNMN (Hi-Fi Rush) vs Bubs (Space Sweepers)

Staff Bots (FNaF) vs Every Irken (Invader Zim)

Uncle Bob (Terminator) vs Cobalt (Astro Boy)

PotatOS (Portal) vs Magearna (Pokemon)

House (Invader Zim) vs Kamelion (Doctor Who)

Bracket Red Pt 1 (13rd of July):

Bumblebee (Transformers) vs Atlas (Astro Boy 1980)

Bem (Astro Boy 1964) vs Calculon (Futurama)

Animal King Turret (Portal) vs Sophie (Persona)

Adam Frankenstein (Bungo Stray Dogs) vs Al Turo & Al Sada (Pokemon)

Max Headroom (Max Headroom) vs Blitzwing (Transformers Animated)

Bigweld (Robots) vs Doris (Meet the Robinsons)

Abomoton (The Owl House) vs Zib (Invader Zim)

Zenyatta (Overwatch) vs Mr. Butlertron (Clone High)

Bracket Red Pt 1 (20th of July):

Sky-Byte (Transformers) vs Freddy Fazbear (FNaF)

Jimmy the Robot (The Aquabots!) vs Curiosity Core (Portal)

Dinobot (Transformers Beast Wars) vs Roll (Mega Man)

B1-0516 (Star Wars) vs Canti (FLCL)

V2 (Ultrakill) vs Nanogenes (Doctor Who)

Fact Core (Portal) vs Al-An (Subnautica Below Zero)

Noodle Burger Bot (Big Hero 6) vs Lisa Basil (Ace Attorney)

Juice (17776) vs Gonk Droid (Star Wars)

[beinghymen]

I just saw Companion (2025) and here are my thoughts (spoiler heavy!)

I liked it a lot, basically. I know that's not very brainy but I'm currently running on three hours of sleep. But yeah I liked it. It was a cool reverse slasher. I haven't looked up any other reviews because I'm scared everyone else will hate it like they hated Joker 2 even though i loved it lol

I was so surprised when they revealed Patrick as a bot too. really wish Patrick had survived at the end. I feel like he was dealt a bad hand just like Iris, and deserved to make it out alive.

When Patrick described love as painful (and Iris had an expression that made me think she felt the same way), I thought the movie was insinuating that he felt trapped and angry, but could only emote love and joy. I thought the insinuation was that Iris and Patrick both never loved their owners (and there's something to be said about the fact that, even if Patrick really did love Eli, there would've been no way for him to meaningfully express consent because it would've been impossible to refuse) and they both deserved to team up, kill Josh and escape.

At the end, I was hoping Patrick would sit up in the backseat and he and Iris would have a new life together as freed robot besties.