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He's so babygirl

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I USED MY PHONE IN A DREAM YALLLL!!! I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF A RAINBOW

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its crazy that they even mentioned the word tiktok in the latest episode of always sunny. i think they should've been trapped in some kind of time loop back in 2005 where they only have flip phones that can run out of minutes

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Didn't realize who this account was at first and was like "yeah I guess I do make a lot of laundry"

How on earth do we only got one body yet create enough laundry for six people??

I know they're fun Steven, but matching up all your patterned socks is a nightmare.

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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Finding out the real ingredients to food you've only ever heard about in movies is one of the most depressing things you can do... finding out that ratatouille is made of vegetables and not various italian meat, cheese, tomato, and bread slices feels so spiritually incorrect. Key lime pie being made of condensed milk and egg yolks?? What???? I thought it was a lime cheesecake? Doesn't a lime cheesecake sound so much better than what it actually is? Who came up with that 😭😭😭

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Does not matter which character im making a spotify Playlist for i WILL be finding an excuse to put The Man Who Sold The World on it

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OOOOOOOWHHHH I miss Hal Yorke so much 😭😭😭 I have the kind of mental illness where I do not miss irl people but I miss fictional characters.... I MISS TOM MCNAIR AND ANNIE AND OMG I JUST MISS ALL OF THEM

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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Never trust a freak who kills for sport.

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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LETS MFKN GOOOOOOOO

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I can’t get over this lmaooo

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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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Ragebaiter X lolcow

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.