#Elwurd hiveswap

[davekat-sucks]

Hello monsieur davekatsucks. Sorry if this is a lot but your cherub talk reminded me. I am thinking about how hypocritically sexualized all the friendsim trolls were. You know, on the planet whose society's whole deal is that *only kids live there*... and then one of the authors said Chahut would be over 18 earth years of age like that matters? It's a whole different society man, they aren't considered adults until they go off planet, they would think you're a sicko, it's just another "erm she's actually technically 30 she's just a species that ages slower" argument (mixed with a fun flipped sprinkling of "erm actually the age of consent in some places is xyz"!) except all of the antis bought it this time because they personally thought the character was hot and that justifies as many loopholes in their logic as need be to make them not feel icky or ever have to think about their own capacity to do bad things. It's almost like the randomly generated number they stick on the wiki page for a character doesn't matter at all in comparison to how mature they look and act! You're so close to getting it!!!! Idk I'm tired. And randomly paranoid that tumblr won't keep me anon for this ask, if it's not then kmn ig

It doesn't help as well that Chaut also tells Amisia that she knows trolls YOUNGER than her that have already in quadrants. So that implies someone as young as say 3-4 years old, would have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe she doesn't imply outright sex or do pailing, but it shows that trolls in Alternia are aware of how their species reproduce and the consequences if they contribute for the Mother Grub. Just try to comprehend someone as young as that would have to know about sex and said child is told if they don't contribute to sex, they will DIE. By that logic, if someone as young as that could start a quadrant, then that means age gap would be NOTHING since they are all kids and they need to fuck with someone else to make future troll babies. If Alternia is not just a dangerously environmental planet that grooms aliens about racism and violence, it's also a breeding ground for the young. The other time WhatPumpkin backed down on the Hiveswap Trolls being older than the humans was with Hiveswap Act 2 where Elwurd would flirt with Joey. It has been implied in Elwurd's route in Hiveswap Friendsim that she is or close to an age of adulthood that she would have to leave the planet when she tells MSPA Reader that she and her ex (Bronya) wanted to request combat assignments on the same ship so they won't be separated.

Nobody was sure how old Joey was and people think she is 12 or 13. It wasn't until Homestuck Team in a Curious Cat question that they clarify that Joey is 14 years old since she was born in the year 1980, that Elwurd was 16 and Bronya was 17. But that raises the question on what can be considered adulthood at this point if someone like Elwurd and Bronya could request early to be on the same group before they can leave the planet for good. And knowing that most Jadebloods would have be sent to isolation upon adulthood, a request for a cerulean and jade to be together might be rare, but could be possible if planned ahead of time. So would the years of 16-18 are considered the early stages of young adulthood before becoming legal adults? So wouldn't that mean Elwurd will still be older than Joey in that regard because in Elwurd's POV and stance within Alternian society, she is already an adult at that point. And yeah, the trolls in Friendsim are kind of sexualized. At least by the end in Lanque's route where Ardata reminds you that the Hiveswap Friendsim game is for MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. And the Bad End in Lanque's route if you confirm you are an adult, is him and MSPA Reader (You) having a ONE NIGHT SEX STAND. Sure it fades out to black, but they don't beat around the bush that the two of them FUCKED. Lanque is stated in that same CuriousCat question that he is 18. So if the person playing the game was like 13 when they first played this game and would think MSPA Reader is the same age as them.... then yeah, that makes it all worse because of that 5 year age gap.

[microwaveable-icons]

elwurd icons because WHY THE FUCK NOT!!! [i am violently hyperfixated on hiveswap please help]

[werewolfcave]

Elwurd with sideburns :]

[helldreamz]

elwurd!!

[cervid-ai]

Hiveswap part ?!

Continuing in the quest for FRIENDSHIP (in between essays for finals week) has been... something.

Elwurd: Game over

Didn't come on strong enough I guess, immediately got ditched for a bald broad w a snakebite. I could have a snakebite, Elwurd...

Folykl/Kuprum: Game over

Smelly stinky stupidheads, at least I'm gaining some awareness that maybe not everyone on this gog-forsaken planet has my best interests in mind.

[ragnarozzys]

best elwurd design courtesy of @kimquatz

[wispisntokay]

what if troll drugs was just like normal medicine

[garysprites]

Vriska getting second place in the "Best Vriska Competition" (first place was Elwurd)

[sickfires]

silly little meme i found that i decided would be fun and quick. (it took me three days)

original under cut!

[thezauberer]

I mostly just have a bunch of doodles left

[riotbreaker]

SERIOUS CW: eating disorders, violence.

@skrunglebeasts and I made this a while ago! The short version is that this is an AU where Condy's stranded in space, Alternia's coming apart because of it and the Hiveswap trolls are still around to act as peers of the original 12. I might get into it later, but meanwhile have this! Pun's working with the text, I'm at the art. I drew this a while ago, too, just wanted to test screen tones and learn a few things.

I just wanted to have vriska and elwurd being sisters to each other. I'm a sucker for family stories.

[mysterioushistorian]

I did more

Part 1

Part 3

[ohsoleonitis]

a red flag of mine is that i kinda love zebruh

[cottonflurry]

Hiveswap Act 1+2 charm designs: Cerulean

x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x

[hivequest]

BG from Friendsim 2

[disintegore]

hairswap for my daily accts