#Engihere

[boyakishantriage]

"oh of course. Yes, why all humans are such violent, vile, monsters who kill and slaughter and devour each other for a slimmest of margins of power. It's not like I'm a unique bitch or anything, no. It's all humans who are pure evil."

The Terran stood over the two, having wriggled her way through vents as she glared at at the two. Guns immediately raised at the grate.

"wow. I mean, you're really gonna shoot a fuel cell?"

She cut in before the pellets went flying. The two aliens froze, one glaring between the grates, there really was a fuel cell. That alongside the voice in the vents meant...

"yeah, I'm still wriggling my way through your ship. Not annoying, but y'all leave so many tools around it's frankly hilarious how easy it is to dismantle your security in here."

The sound of something wriggling above them, guns aimed at the roof.

"oh and uh, there's a few pipes here. No idea what coolant, or oxygen, or electrical wires are. No idea at all, this engineer has zero clues on what they could possibly do if you shoot em."

The two guards powered weapons, if it was a bluff it'd be a very dangerous one to dare considering how thin the metal was in the prisoner's room.

"So, what now?"

"simple. Catch."

A single grenade was dropped from a vent to their side, rolling down the hatch between the two. Both leaping around corners or the floor, as the smoke grenade went off. More grenades flew out, more gas, a few decoys and a cluster.

"BYE!" The sound of sprinting, as the smoke dissipated enough they could see the give grenades. One discharged, two decoys, an other smoke and one of their cluster grenades.

"oh Wi-"

BOOM

Echoed through the ship, door sealing behind the Terran as she slid into a vent, the metal absorbing most of her energy as nearby pirates ran towards the room.

The pirates had modified a shuttle, rigged it to be able to detach when the ship was blaring emergency signals, with space for prisoners and half of the crew. Food, armoury. Each ship had enough to start a small raid that'd allow a rebuilding. A small civilian cruiser modified for battle, that doubled as a mini base from the pirate capital that was probably a lot of jerry rigged ships fused together. Portable, functional and very annoying. This was a pirate ship, more privateer on paper, but considering the jerry rigged nature of most of it, well it probably had to do with my friend managing to send a tiny signal to earth.

Truly was dubious, but my Wendy, like she had in the Somali pirates thing, had left enough gaps and loopholes that it's very possible to catch the pirates. Probably made a stupid smart excuse to explain it, making the work she did specifically so she couldn't not add these gaps in security. Smart girl. Plus. She'd arranged the ship in a very familiar structure, anyone with half a brain could figure out how ships vents worked and she'd set the ship up so if you hit the armoury, firstly you'd not lose every weapon. Secondly, you'd have fumes to escape with. And thirdly, those fumes were linked by vents, connected and closed by doors opening and closing around the ship with all the vents to important places large enough for a human to wriggle through. For maintenance.

Again, smart girl.

Grenades dropped down into the ship's bridge, Wendy glancing at the monitor film on the back of her phone. The pirates weren't letting her go, with her intelligence and 4D thinking she might as well have been an infinite goldmine. Moved to be transported to a base to reinforce it, she'd contacted a friend who'd be able to contact a friend who'd contact her buddy on earth. And judging off the explosion and pirates rushing to check vents, she probably was wriggling her way to the vent under her desk. A hint of lavender wafting below her feet.

The Terran had gone missing, pirates scrambling as they checked vents, the armoury was missing several grenade boxes. She'd vanished and nobody knew where on earth she'd gone in three hours, until someone noticed the flying away prisoner ship, the smoke alarm having triggered and the ship in a state of emergency.

The aliens stared out the window, the ship slowly rising up to the middle of the glass window, the engine chutes warming up at the massive blind spot, with it being an emergency the turret meant to cover it was busy shooting garbage as they'd released their contents, alongside the saved up smoke.

ZIP.

And then. It was gone. Flashing lights, pirate emergency signals across all channels, a massive monolith for people to find the ship. And the engine's ability to move was jammed from all the fans being jammed in the vents. Only able to move left or right, which'd spread the signal further.

"... So. I think we got played."

[calygocat]

poor bastard

[j1998v]

i accidentally drew the most innocent looking medic ive ever seen today??? LOOK AT HIM. thats a guy i can trust. he looks like he doesnt steal souls at all right here, such a nice fella

[crazalicious]

Riches come with a price

[apavlovs]

The engineer is engihere

[shiresome]

THE ENGINEER IS ENGIHERE

[smaqzy]

The Engineer, is Engihere!

Nope.

[littleguyconnor]

My engineer is almost engihere

[shwinlsol]

the Engineer is Engihere!!

(read more for an Engie FUN FACT! vvv)

[johankasas]

Engineer is engihere

[mxboxlocks]

Engineer is engihere to engibeer

[geraniumbonbon]

ENGINEER WILL BE ENGIHERE IN 9-12 HOURS

[calygocat]

emgie dewwwwwdle

[tf2heritageposts]

one more submission ask. what i said before about apologising for sending the same stuff twice still applies but yeah

this gif of heavy, medic and demoman (its like 9 notes away from 2000 does that count)

:0

gabe sun

cooking with pyro

what puberty did to me

why did the spy cross the road

loadouts

lemonade as outback steakhouse man

another gmod or sfm clip as a gif

anime girls

relationship punching panthers idk how to label posts sometimes

demofish

mini gun

sorry dad

cool dog pic

scottish resistance taunt

tf2 melee servers

removed the scout

rapunzel loadout

camping :)

merasmus (idk if this counts sorry)

tf2 screenshots

which tf2 class is right for you

spy da man

Hugh the hot dog king

Seven Vaganiyas

dueling hats

poison knife

engineering degree

tumblr pro

another frozen post

force a nature

more loadouts

ooc comic quotes

heres a schematic for ya

matezoned

conga

this heavy gif

pyro balloon...?

heavy goes to the store

spunch bop

where the engineer when you need him to be engihere

goodbye scout

engineer do not engifear

tiny spy

heavy :)

a tragic story

johnny test

CHAIRS HATE HIM

scary expensive hat

why i oughta

finally cleared this one oyt goddamn

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

the engineer is engihere

I'm not tf2...

[toe-slaw]

THE ENGINEER IS ENGIHERER

It’s not really great it’s from a while back and I’m a traditional artist. This was my first ever digital piece and I’m pretty proud, I currently have really bad art block and my drawings just look really bad rn so it’ll be a while before I post any I’m sure :)