#Essy's Undertale Headcanons

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OH YEAH IT’S PRIDE MONTH (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤🌈

Ayo it’s been awhile since I drew something! And so to get myself back into it I did a little poll over on twittör, where the winner was to draw something for pride month, and this time to be something Asexual related! 

And I decided to go with Mettaton, since it’s been ages since I drawn him and him been ace has been a massive headcanon of mine for ages, and then I couldn’t stop myself from drawing him with 3 other flags as well since I could and also wanted to share my other headcanons about him, that he is not only asexual but also gay and of course also a transman!

I really like how this turned out, I did this in one day which my hand now hurts because of it, but so worth it because I had so much fun drawing this xD it’s a bit messy and his face looks slightly off here and there, but overall really happy and it was just so damn nice to draw something again, hopefully this will be the start of me drawing even more again! 

So happy pride month you all, stay safe! ❤

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Send me an emoji and a character and I’ll give you a headcanon!

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Have fun 😉

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His Best Friend

Okay, so...

(Headcanoning away)

- Carrot is the younger skelebro - his lifetime dream is to become a part of Royal Scientist's team in the LAB - he tries very very hard but Undyne still claims he's not ready (she thinks he won't handle the REAL science that goes on in the True Lab) - he's sure that capturing and experimenting on a human would grant him his dream and he would be a hero - he just wants to be loved and to have a lot of friends (showers of kisses included) - his only friends are Undyne and Bob the Tem - Bob often encourages and praises Carrot for trying new approaches while doing his experiments and writing observations for Undyne - Sans doesn't like Bob the Tem (I wonder WHY...) - he would set his traps and puzzles to observe the human and claim this is a part of the experiment - he's a more reserved shy dork - he likes having something in his mouth (a cigarette, a sucker, a stick, whatever) - CROCS

Sounds familiar, right?

He's still the one that's overjoyed to see a human. He's the one that made all the puzzles and traps. He's the one to become friends with the human and try to protect them from Undyne. He's the one who struggles to get recognition because other people tend to coddle him.

I just love the idea of US Papyrus being a Papyrus, not just a tall Sans (though I know that's how Swap works).

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HERE SHE IS AT LAST, MISS RUTHIE (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤

She took, way too long to finish like holy shit, she took me like over a year for some flipping reason, probably because I had some troubles getting some things how I wanted them alongside other things, but here she is at last and I am so happy with how she turned out!

This will be my last time I draw a ref pic like this, aka go full out on the colouring, as firstly you aren’t supposed to colour like this for refs which I know but I just really like to colour, and secondly it just takes way too long for me to do so, but luckily I have figured out a different way of doing these refs which will keep it easier for me and also easier for anyone who needs them refs haha!

Anyway, so very happy with how she turned out, been working on her for way too long, but fuck her design turned out so darn good and I am so damn happy with it! Very happy with her fur coat, which is actually inspired by Cruella de vil haha, and I am very happy with the colouring on her poffy shorts, as they look like a bit silky which is what I wanted! Also very happy with her hair, it took me ages to figure out a way to colour black hair how I wanted to, without like making it a bit purple or blue etc, while also making the like details visible, but I finally figured it out and I am so happy with it! So yeah, very proud of her, I love her so much haha!

So yeah enjoy!  ❤ and under the cut there will be some info about her for ya all, also feel free to send asks and ask about her if you now want to!

WARNING for some dark stuff: like drugs, sex, maybe some cannibalism hints kindaish, and a little bit of not fully consensual stuff, but nothing overly detailed!

Just as her name says, so is she a pretty damn ruthless lady, get in her way or you catch her eye, her fancy, you most likely won’t live that long whenever she gets her hands on you. She’s flirty, seductive, playful, cruel and pretty damn sadistic, she loves to toy with people, mess with them, like a cat playing with their prey, before eating them up.  

She can be incredibly charming and sweet, really good at buttering people up and get her way, manipulative as fuck, lot’s of touches when she do, a amazing liar. She’s a bit of a black widow, where if you sleep with her you might not make it out alive one way or the other, she is also not afraid to use sex and other such things to get her way.

She runs a mafia like type of drug ring, with her bakery as her front to mostly hide her shady as fuck business, although it’s not all that secret at least underground as most monsters know what she is doing, but either they are part of her clientele or they are scared absolutely shitless of her, fearful of catching one of her many eyes.  

It’s rumoured that she uses the dust of her victims/people that have caught her eye to make her drugs and baked goods, whether that is true or not is uncertain, but no one dares to question or even look into it in case it’s actually true and that they would then be next.

What is not rumoured but actually true, and is actually sort of well known, is that she do try out many of her experimental drugs she have made on anyone she finds, so watch yourself if she ever offers you anything, as it’s a very big possibility it is drugged somehow.

Kind of obvious by now, but she is a expert on drugs, on chemicals and how they work, alongside poisons and how to make even the strongest monster or human crumble at her feet frothing at the mouth after a simple taste of her drugs or poisons. She also got great knowledge how both monster and human bodies works thanks to it.

She herself is very immune to most poisons and drugs, having experimented a bit on herself to make sure she won’t fall prey to her own toys. Just in case though, and great as a bartering tool, she do carry several antidotes on her person, hidden away in her clothes and her magical inventory in her phone, but most of them are hidden in her clothes.

One of her favourite things to do to mess and fuck people over is to kiss them and make them swallow poisons and drugs that way, a kiss of death so to speak.

She got a kind of messed up crush and obsession with Edge, as he have caught her fancy, very dangerously so, but also differently to anyone else before. As she wants him badly, to ruin him, destroy him and keep him as her own, which partly is because she can’t do none of those things without most likely getting killed by a very overprotective Red.

Which she almost already did once, as when Edge was still a lieutenant and not yet captain, he was assigned by the then current captain Cackles aka fell Undyne to make a visit to Ruthie’s abode. Which then almost ended fatally for Edge as Ruthie succeeded in drugging him, and then almost had her way with him as she found him very cute and handsome, and thought why not have some fun before she dusts him, but was stopped by Red who had followed after Edge like the overprotective fuck he is.

At getting caught by Red, and finding out that not only was Edge under Red’s protection but also his literal baby brother that it was very well known he was very, very protective over, she made a very hasty retreat to safety. As Ruthie knows there are two monsters in the underground you do not mess with even when it comes to someone of her status and fearfulness, which are the King and Red, and she was now most likely on Red’s hit list.

Luckily for her, so did Edge stop Red from doing anything to her after the drugs had worn off, as without her strong grip on the drug market things would most likely fall apart and into chaos etc. Which surprised Ruthie, and now have made her very, very interested in Edge so much it’s a crush, a obsession, uncertain if it’s actual love or not, but it’s something, and it has only gotten worse since she can’t do anything to him without getting killed.

But she also can’t help but play with fire, and so she only accepts Edge to come and talk to her and not anyone else from the guard, as anyone else who have tried have not been seen again, and she even demands to have meetings with him time to time, which he unluckily can’t refuse, not even when he ends up becoming actual captain of the guard and in charge, as to him she is useful but he also finds her completely revolting and he would like to do anything but be in her presence, but he got to do what he got to do so to keep the peace, and slowly but surely make the underground a better and safer place, even if it means to work closely with a sadistic drug dealing spider monster who is crushing on him hard, although he is not aware of said crush.

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SAY HELLO TO LUCEM AND NOCTEM (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤

Alright so, these are two boys I been fooling around with for awhile, haven’t worked on them for awhile but I went and finished Noctem, the second boy, I am not even sure if these two are or should even be like a UT au or not, it’s currently up for debate since they are so far from it, but they were supposed to so yeah we shall see xD anyway, these are just their current designs, as I am not too happy with how they look, especially Noctem as it’s not how I want it, while Lucem is pretty much done give or take, but yeah these are not the final designs and will be updated in the future!

Before I go into more details about these two under a cut, because it will probably be long knowing me, so do I want to give a shoutout to @dreemurr-skelememer and @wishingstarinajar, as I was very inspired by two of their boys when it comes to these two, especially when it comes to Lucem, and I wanna give credit where credit is due, so go and give those two some love and a follow as they make amazing stuff and are really great people! ❤

Alright, so. Before I go into details, again, I just want to admit that yes I was slightly inspired by dream/tale, what with the whole one light and one dark brother that are like sort of godly and stuff like that, in fact these two happened all because I was like “what if I made my own take on dream and made him a total shitty bastard.”, which then led me down the road of hey fuck snases I’mma make them only Papyruses because hey we need more so called powerful Papyruses and stuff like that, and things just evolved from there until I ended up here, where it has become nothing like dream/tale but it’s own thing, with the only similarity is that one brother is all light and stuff and the other is dark and stuff, but that’s where the resemblance ends. 

Heck I am not even sure if I should call this a UT au or not, since these two got pretty much nothing to do with the original material in any way or is based on any like au version except for like my style of drawing Papyruses, but that’s something I will have to figure out later on, as currently I am too unsure what I want to do, but now time for what you guys are actually interested in, the actual boys and what the fuck is going on with them, some things below will probably change as I get a better understanding about them and stuff, but for now this is what I got:

Lucem and Noctem are twins, technically identical as if you made Noctem’s bones white and changed his markings he would look identical to Lucem, same height even as Lucem is just wearing heels, they both also go by He/them pronouns as since they are technically some sort of deities they don’t need genders and because I say so, but both go by he most of the time.

They are both some sort of deity, some sort of mythical creature, beings with allot of power, maybe demons, I am not sure what exactly they are supposed to be, but what I do know is that they are kind of like vampires in a way, because yes these boys got fangs, which aren’t showing as Lucem isn’t smiling properly and Noctem’s got his mouth mostly closed, but they are there and they need to feed to survive properly. 

Lucem needs to feed on happiness, on happy, good feelings, while Noctem needs to feed on sad, so called bad feelings, as otherwise they will weaken and die. They are technically immortal as they can’t die by age, but they could probably get killed, but I am unsure about the get killed part at the moment, maybe if they are very weak first, but either way they need to feed on certain emotions to survive. And since they are like mythical kinda beings in a way, and feeding on people’s emotions probably isn’t the best thing to do, so do they live secluded far away from society, haven’t decided how their home looks like or even if they maybe live in some sort of pocket dimension thing, but they live far away from people, and really only go out to feed which they have always been so very careful of doing.

Noctem is very happy with this life, he is a massive loner and enjoys the secluded life, Lucem not so much. As years goes by Lucem slowly but surely kind of loses it, as why should he be locked up and hide when he can do so many things, he can make people so happy as that is also one of their powers, they can make people either so very happy or so very sad, which helps with their feeding, but it’s not really a good thing to do as they can make people overload with either emotion, so much that they will literally die.

Lucem ends up leaving, wanting to be free and literally bathe the world in light, in his light, as he is a arrogant prick who thinks he should pretty much rule the world and everyone should treat him like a god. But he hides that part of himself so very well, his whole thing is that he seems to be this godly priest like man, who is so nice and helps people, when in reality he is such a fucking bastard and don’t give a shit, all he cares about is making everyone happy so he can feed on said happiness, he don’t care if he overloads people, he is a bit of a cult leader kind of guy whose sole mission is to overflood the whole world in this messed up happiness which will feed him and let him be free, he is a bit deranged but hides it well.

I just really wanted to make him into the ultimate bastard, while he appears not to be. His design is also slightly based on that uh swap dream I have seen around? the dream snas with wings and fucked up eyes, as Lucem kinda got the same thing that his eyes when he opens them properly you can see something is so not right with him, he is just seriously messed up and a dick and I love him. He is so not a good person as I wanted to truly make a really bad Papyrus so to speak haha, as there aren’t that many out there pft, so yeah he a piece of shit, manipulative af etc. 

Noctem on the other hand, he is a grumpy man who just wants to live alone in seclusion with his brother, he is very unhappy about the fact Lucem has left him, unhappy about the happy life he had with his twin is ruined all because Lucem couldn’t be sated with the life they had. So he is very, very done with his brothers bullshit, and is also very aghast about the shit he is pulling as he is like ruining the balance of the world kinda deal in a way, as there can’t be too much light, too much happiness, just as there can’t be too much darkness, too much sadness etc, as otherwise things will get fucked up, but Lucem doesn’t give a fuck about that.

So eventually Noctem goes out to get his brother back and that’s like all I got give or take. Haven’t worked on this like properly but will hopefully have something better explained and so on some day, but this will do for now, enjoy!

And feel free to send i asks about them, will try to answer haha xD

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HAPPY 3RD SEASWAP ANNIVERSARY YEEAAH (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤

And to celebrate, I finally got around to make this little intro comic thing all proper, I have a super old version of this that I never finished but did post somewhere, but which i had given up on until I this last monday I think was stressing about not having anything done for today, had planned on writing something but life been stressful, and I was talking about it to @me-and-my-gaster, who suggested I could do this and I followed her advice, and here we are xD

I am very, very happy with how this turned out, Gasty helped me a whole lot with it, she especailly helped me out fixing up the jumbled mess that was my writing so this stuff now makes sense and sounds good, so go over and follow her if u wanna as thanks bc she deserves all the love ok, she is amazing and I am so thankful for her in my life! ❤

Anyway, can’t believe it has already been 3 years since I came up with this au, it feels like ages ago xD I am still working on the story and plan on telling this story proper eventually, there is still a long time left most likely until I get there, but for now enjoy this little snippet of the like basic backstory of the au, similar to UT’s intro animatic, just instead with pretty pictures etc it’s just comic pages with just text but it looks good and does the job and that is all that matters! And thank you all for been here for the last couple of years, I am so thankful for having you all following me and enjoying my stuff etc, thank you, i love you! ❤

And for those who might be having trouble reading the text, here is what the pages says under the read more:

Once upon a time, Humanity discovered that they were not alone in the world. Deep within the ocean, resided horrible looking creatures, covered in scales and various ocean fauna, some larger than the biggest towers, some smaller than a newborn's hand.

They were called Monsters. 

Confronted with the unknown, fearful of new sentient creatures so different from them, the Humans started a war. And the Monsters had no choice but to defend themselves...

The conflict, incited by prejudice and ignorance, lasted 70 years, taking many lives... until a great tragedy touched both warring sides.

The young Prince of Monsters and the Royal Child of Humans were found dead. Amidst the war and despite the differences both younglings became friends, but their secret got discovered. An overzealous human guard struck them down, leaving both royal families devastated.

The war came to an abrupt end. Humans and Monsters, equally bereft with grief, agreed this was too high a price to pay and made peace with one another.

From now on, both sides would live side by side, equal and free to settle on the land and in the sea, with one exception...

Humans were never to get close to the hidden Monster’s capital. And likewise Monsters weren’t allowed to set foot in the Human’s capital cities all around the world.

 The peace lasted...

 ... but the grudges remained.

Wary of Human’s greed and impetuosity, the Monster King risked casting a powerful spell. He turned himself into a Wall, shimmering with the oldest magic, that guarded the hidden Monster’s capital from Human eyes. Such was his love for his people. 

He remains, silent and watchful, while his grieving wife and Queen, continues to rule her people as the last remaining monarch.

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How old are boney and pass?

Boney is 33 and Pass is 29! I might as well add as well that Boney was born 21th of May year 1687, while Pass was born on 12th June year 1691 UwU ❤

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If cash and rus ever interacted, how would that go? Would they like eachother?

Oh this a good one hoho, lemme see :>c

WARNING: Mention of drugs, sex, self harm and other such stuff below

They would get along pretty well at first, they got allot of stuff in common after all, as both of them spend their time in the shadier parts of town, in shitty bars and clubs where drugs and other illegal shit is rampant, heck Cash is part of said illegal shit as he do deal in drugs and other black market shit like the scummy businessman he is. 

Both of them do drugs, both sell their bodies one way or the other, with Cash doing it as a proper business while Rus do it time to time for a quick buck, they fuck allot the both of them one way or the other. They got similar humour at times and overall they would get along pretty well, they also very horny fucks so you can bet they would absolutely fuck time to time, they are pretty compatible actually now when I think about it.

But like I said at the start, they would get along at first, but it wouldn’t stay that way thanks to the fact they are so fucking bad for one another, like really damn bad. Cash especially is bad for Rus, as he would help him in fucking himself up more with drugs and other such stuff, he would take advantage as fuck of Rus’s self harming ways for the sake of money, and it would just get really bad.

So yeah, they would get along pretty damn well but it would end up real bad and so not be healthy in any way haha, they are best off as like sort of acquaintances, as anything more will just end up bad, especially for Rus.  

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What are your head canons for swapfell gold?

Firstly, it’s Fellswap Gold! It’s never Swapfell Gold, the au is always called Fellswap! And secondly, I got allot of headcanons since I have made my own take on it, because that’s the way I roll haha xD since whenever I decide to tip my toes into an au of any kind I always end up making my own take that doesn’t have much connection with the original, except from some parts here and there!

I am actually currently in the work of making proper refs for my take on the brothers, who I have named Vintage “Vin” and Mocha, which I know isn’t the usual nicknames the FSG bros go by, but since these are my takes a change in nicknames felt fitting, so to make them more mine so to speak haha! But yeah I am working on some refs for them and in turn was planning on writing down most of my headcanons I got there alongside with them, but have some random one’s for now which hopefully will sate your curiosity! 

Mocha is obsessed with piercings and tattoo's, and wants to cover his whole body with as many as he possibly can, but haven’t gotten a chance to just yet because of some certain circumstances, that will be told in the future ref post.

Vin really loves old furniture, like really old and fine wooden antiques, although he likes vintage stuff overall, and really enjoys visiting random antique shops whenever he gets the chance, which sadly is very rarely.

Vin is 23 years older than Mocha, and have spent most of his life taking care of Mocha as his sole caretaker after that their parents died.

Mocha eventually gets a pet chicken, as he loves chickens, who he names Murderous Pickenator, but mostly calls her Miss pecks for short.

In my take on the Fellswap Gold underground, the most important thing to monsters is their family honour and status, if your family have no status then it has no honour, and in turn is lower than dirt and have no rights.

And that’s all I will share for now, since I want to explain things more properly with the refs I am making, that hopefully will be done soonish! But thanks for the ask, i really appreciate it, always makes me happy to be asked about stuff haha ❤

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🌈 HAPPY PRIDE (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤🌈

For this year I wasn’t sure what I wanted to draw, so did some polls over at twitter and trans/nonbinary won! Put the two together since technically Nonbinary is under the trans umbrella, but it all up to the individual person what they feel fit etc, either way I decided to go with one of my trans characters who I like have never drawn digitally before, and ended up with Braid here, my underswap Toriel, who is MtF trans!

And now ya all will get some headcanons about how I headcanon monster transitions and so on, since I feel that needs to get a bit explained and so on, will do this a bit more properly sometime, but for now this will do ye. 

So, monster bodies are made out of magic, their bodies are a reflection of their souls, and in turn if their soul feel like they are the opposite gender etc, so will the body change to reflect that. It usually does not happen instantly, it can take like 2-3 years for the body to fully change so to reflect the soul proper and get used to their new form, especially when they got more uh firm bodies like the goat fam, the dogs and bunnies etc, while monsters like elementals and skeletons it takes much lesser time, especially elementals who can change their forms at will, give or take. Only monsters who can’t change their bodies are ghosts, since their bodies are not physical and in turn they can’t change it, so instead they have to get other bodies like dummies or robots etc to possess so to change their gender and so on.

And that’s that, I really like how this turned out even though I did it so darn fast, and it’s very messy, and Braid needs a redesign because I have no idea what it is going on with her armour, but overall really happy with this!

Happy pride ya all, hope you all be staying safe and happy! ❤

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What would mauve be like as a friend?

Ohh this a tough question, as Mauve like... he don’t really have friends thanks to been like... like he is xD

Mauve is, very, very unstable mentally. In his au there have been a sort of “plague” that have fucked up the whole underground, killed off more than 2/3 of the people there, and left the monsters still living there in really bad shape, with messed up or missing eyes as this so called plague affected those and have made the monsters way more aggressive and extremely feral, to name a few.

Mauve is one of the lucky, or unlucky considering, monsters who survived, but he did not survive with his sanity intact. He used to be this calm, very collected and pretty damn snobbish man, who was high up in society thanks to his family and money and so on, who was feared and looked up upon. But after the plague, he have pretty much lost his complete cool, he is not calm in any way, he is overly aggressive, feral and paranoid, who constantly lies to himself that he is still great, still feared, even though pretty much everyone around him, including his brother, just sees him as a feral mess of a monster who have lost completely everything that he once was.

And so, been Mauve’s friend while been in the underground is... not recommended! As it will be constant fights and fear of getting mauled if he proceeds to absolutely lose it.

But, there is still a possibility. Since after a so called pacifist run and the remaining monsters get freed, Mauve will get better. As it’s the actual underground that is messing with his and everyone else's minds, while they will never like fully recover or become who they once were, so is leaving that place mostly all that they technically need to do to get better. 

And so Mauve do get better, gets calmer and not as feral anymore, but he still got troubles, still got allot of mental problems and like still feral time to time, and he is in need of some proper and professional help like the rest of monster kind. But becoming his friend in a so called post pacifist, is possible even tho it will take time, as he don’t trust easily.

But when you are finally his friend, and he knows fully he can trust you, you will be so important to him, as he have never really had anyone to properly trust before, and while he still will get outbursts and most likely say and do things he don’t mean, so will he stand by your side and protect you as fuck, prolly get a bit too much and his friendship might not really be worth it, as it’s a bit cagey I think, a bit possessive, but overall it sure wouldn’t be as bad as it could be if it was Mauve underground!

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Cash has a dog? =0

Yes he do! She’s a naked dog and chihuahua mix and her name is Princess Kurwa, aka Princess whore as kurwa means whore in polish because he, or rather I, think its funny xD But yeah this is his dog and she is like his everything, he treats this dog like royalty, he spoils this old gal so much, and anyone even dare to hurt her will get no mercy from him!

Also yes he paints her claws because only the best for his princess!

Got a little bit more info on the original post i made with these pics ye HERE

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This one's for scratch, rus, mauve, and cash, how would they react to being pulled onto another universe by a machine?

Ohh this a interesting one, let’s see :>c

Warning for mention of drugs, violence and other such themes ye, nothing that goes into like details but it’s like mentioned!

Scratch:

Gods this boy will be in such a panic, like he will work himself up into a panic attack and the only reason why he isn’t on the ground hyperventilating is because of pure stubbornness and that he can’t let that happen, as this a new and dangerous place he don’t know how he got there and he starts overthinking and panicking some more. He do not handle these sort of things well at all and will lash out at anyone trying to help or approach him in defense.

If Rus is there with him he will blame this all on Rus, and demand answers from him while been so incredibly unhappy and panicked about the fact he is stuck with his piece of shit of a brother. But he would feel like slightly more safe with Rus around even so, since he is familiar, but still so unhappy and panicked. 

Rus:

It depends on where in his life Rus is in, if it’s while he is still underground and is been a massive dick, he wouldn’t really care. He wouldn’t care where he was or anything like it, all he cares about is to find a place where he can fuck around, take drugs, fight with people and so on and keep on destroying himself.

If it’s Rus when he is out of the underground, when he is trying to change himself and get better, it would be different. He would panic a bit, but after understanding how he got there he would feel a sort of relief which he would feel bad about, as this would mean no one knows him here, and no one of the people he have hurt and care about have to endure his presence anymore, as he don’t deserve to be around them after all the shit he done. 

So he would stay there and not attempt to go back, it’s better that way, might end up relapsing into his old ways if he don’t end up finding someone there to help him. 

If he ends up with his brother, like I said on Scratch’s part so will Scratch demand answers from him, and depending on which Rus it is the answer changes. If it’s asshole rus he won’t give a fuck even tho he like kind of do but also not, its complicated, so he will ignore Scratch’s demands etc, if it’s Rus who is trying to change himself he will try to answer but he will most likely just let Scratch barrage him with insults etc like he feels he deserves, but things would be better if the two ends up there together, as they together could eventually find a way back maybe. 

Mauve:

He would literally attack the first person he sees, demanding answers to where he is, most likely almost killing the person or will kill said person unless someone stops him. As Mauve is one feral fuck, and he won’t accept anything but a proper answer to where he is and how he got there, and even then he most likely won’t accept it, too worked up in his confused rage that hides the fact he is frightened which he will never admit. He will most likely end up getting killed or thrown into prison, unless Cash is there to keep things in line that is. 

Cash:

Oh he is pissed and so annoyed, he knows exactly how this shit happened and he hates it, he have left as much as he can from his past life and science stuff is part of it, so he is pissed. But he is smart and calm, and will figure things out, collect information, gather some contacts among the locals, get a foothold as he figure how to get back because while he could easily find a way to get back to where he was in power and money here, he don’t feel like it, and he also wants to get back to the only thing that matters to him, his dog. As that dog can’t get replaced no matter how much money he got.

If Mauve is there with him he will be even more annoyed, now he got to keep his feral as fuck brother in check as well, which can get a bit hard since Mauve is technically way stronger than Cash is, so Cash will focus on getting some friends around and find a way to get his brother locked up in the meantime, its better for literally everyone that way, as otherwise there will be way too much trouble and Cash does not have the fucking time to deal with it.

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Hey Essy! Boney and #1 please! C:

Hi rook ❤❤❤

1. What is your character's reaction to a minor inconvenience? Such as getting their jumper caught on a door handle?

Boney:

He will frown and let out a curse, maybe even a string of curses depending on what exactly the inconvenience is or what mood he currently is, like if he is already in a bad mood he will curse allot, in different languages since he speak several and got a habit of cursing in them. But like I said depending on what the inconvenience is or his mood, he will end up reacting differently, like if he is in a good mood or like just normal he will still like let out a curse but then like smile and laugh it off with a dramatic sigh, especially if it’s something funny, acting as dramatic as he can if someone is there and go all woe is me because he is a dramatic bitch. 

So yeah, it all depends on how he is doing and so on.

Pass:

He will let out a surprised little sound before simply smiling widely, maybe even laugh, especially if it’s funny, he don’t react with like anger or frustration that often, so whenever any sort of inconvenience happens he will react to it all calmly and with humour, nothing to get worked up about after all! 

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Seaswap boys 46!

Only cause I want possible superstitions for them cause their time was FULL of possibilities.

Hoho this a interesting one :>c 

46. Does your character believe in anything? Religion? Superstition?

Will reply both of them at the same time since some of it kind of overlap and so on.

But overall neither Boney nor Pass are really religious, yes they grew up in Havana back in 1700′s which was pretty religious to my understanding, but neither of them really consider themselves to be christians or catholics etc, even though they grew up in a town with allot of religious people. But this probably stems from the fact neither of them really went to any proper school, I haven’t fully decided on this though but this what I got atm, but they were mostly homeschooled and taught by their adoptive parents and people around them that they considered family, most that were not particularly religious etc. And that they pretty much grew up in a brothel for the most part so yeah not much space for religion there haha.

Had to do some research for this ask because to be honest I hadn’t read up much on pirate superstitions, but now I have, and I have concluded that Pass is not really superstitious. He like will indulge people who are, like he will stop whistling if told to for example since it’s a bad luck superstition to do so etc, because he is like considerate, within reason ofc, with these things. Though the only one he might actually believe in is the “Red Sky at Night, Sailor’s Delight; Red Sky in Morning, Sailors Take Warning.”, since it’s technically true according to this one site I am looking at, where it’s explained like this: “The variations on this saying come down to meteorological predictions dating back to biblical times, too. When the sky is red at sunset, high pressure and stable air are approaching from the west. By contrast, at dawn, red indicates approaching rain, and possibly stormy seas.”, and since Pass is usually the one at the helm of the ship and so on, he gotta know when it’s safe to sail and so on.

Boney on the other hand is more superstitious, like not overly so and he also used to be a bit less so before his untimely death and turning into a walking cursed skeleton. But now he is a bit more thanks to been more careful, more worried and so on, so for example he believes in that cats bring good luck, hence him having a cat named Parrot although the way he got her was by accident, but he feels much better having a cat onboard. He also believes in some sort of lady luck, he is a gambler after all and having luck as he gambles and also most likely cheats, having some luck alongside his skills is needed, so for example he might end up murmuring out under his breath “lady luck don’t fail me now.” etc. He probably believes in some more but these are the ones I have like decided fully on that he believes in yes.

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How would cash fair in an au without money? Like everyone gets what they need and work is optional, etc.

Oh, he would figure something out.

As there is a difference to what people need and to what they want, yes they might have all that they need in life, like they got the money, the home, maybe event he job etc, but is what they need really what they want? 

And that’s something Cash would exploit like crazy, use it to his advantage, he would use that to sniff out what people really want, their depraved little wants they are too afraid to even admit out loud and then use it against them, so to get them to give him what he wants, business. 

Cash is a resourceful little shit, if there aien’t no business so will he create some, one way or the other!