#Evil Google

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

EVIL google: what is the phobia of showing your face

EVIL google: Scopophobia meaning

EVIL google: how to overcome scopophobia

EVIL google: therapists near me accepting of nonhumans

[sirlordevil]

Evil Google: Is it okay for my goons to eat cardboard?

Evil Google: What's a choking hazard

Evil Google: How to preform the heimlich maneuver

Evil Google: What's that chest compression thing called??

Evil Google: Is CPR technically kissing?

Evil Google: How to drown my enemies

Evil Google: flirting with your nemesis advice

[stuffbhappenin]

I.E. Do evil.

[the-badger-mole]

I'm so aggravated with Google. I guess I should be irritated with myself for trusting a free service from them, but honestly, I just thought that once they got us all hooked on their Docs features, they'd just create paid tiers. I could've handled that. But no...they had to go mask off and just tell the world exactly how petty they are and deep their evil goes. Now I have to worry that they're stealing my work to train "AI" how to write. SMH...Fortunately, I have a couple of empty flash drives. I'm migrating my work off of their service as fast as I can (guys...there's just so much). I hope Ao3 backs off their foray into AI sellout-dom, otherwise I'll have to distribute my fics by passing out hard copies in Times Square.

[deadless-corpse]

Good Yahoo: What does drowning feel like?

Good Yahoo: How to down a bottle of water in under a second

Good Yahoo: How am I 75% water if my body is full of blood??

Good Yahoo: How to support my anemic friends

Good Yahoo: Are anemic people vampires?

Good Yahoo: How do I switch the narrative from horror to romance?

Good Yahoo: If a person that controls light becomes a vampire what happens???

Good Yahoo: How do I convince a vampire to make me a vampire

Good Yahoo: Why is Twilight so popular?

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

EVIL google: how to not unfriend someone

EVIL google: how to not scare a new friend

EVIL google: ways to make EVIL small talk

EVIL google: why do I hate small talk

EVIL google: what is autism

EVIL google: autism online test

EVIL google: autism online test free no email

EVIL google: autism evaluation cheap

[owens-of-the-lab]

Evil Google search history :

Molecular structure resources

How to help an engineer with a large scale project

Non-silver jewelry

Jewelry that doesn't contain silver

Silver allergy friendly jewelry

Is there an organization with the initial V.M.A.?

V.M.A. meaning

V.M.A organization

Nixie

The late hero of Tumbler Town, Nixie

Nixie, the Hero agency

Recent vagabonds, shadowy figures, or vigilantes

[haxxx0r3d]

[vaporeon2010317]

(We've had Evil Google and Good Yahoo, so we have to have a citizen search engine, right?) (Cit. Vaporeon's searches)

Cit. Bing : baking recipes

Cit. Bing : baking recipes for someone who saved you

Cit. Bing : dessert ideas for the bff who saved your life

Cit. Bing : is it normal if your best friend has saved your life multiple times?

Cit. Bing : how could my bff save my life multiple times and still be my bff?

Cit. Bing : could someone who saved your life end up falling in love with you?

Cit. Bing : signs your friend has romantic feelings for you

Cit. Bing : what to do if someone likes you but you like someone else.

Cit. Bing : polyamorous definition

Cit. Bing : how to tell if someone's polyamorous

Cit. Bing : am I polyamorous quiz

Cit. Bing : girl in red playlist

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

updated ethan winters scar chart for every unavoidable injury he received in re7 and 8!

remake of this older one i made a year or so ago!

in the previous one i forgot about his varcolac scene, and that thing MAULS him its like actually scary

ive included his leg even though u can technically avoid it because it has a whole cutscene and i like it...

[paintedcrows]

"Bill... Can I call you that?" / "You can call me whatever you want except 'My Love'!"

"Ha ha! That's a joke! Everybody loves me!"

Y yo a ti Ford, or whatever. @fearoftriangles pointed out that in the Spanish version of The Book of Bill: Bill says Ford can call him anything but "Mi Amor" instead of anything but "Late for Dinner" and-

...I swear, Spanish translators cannot keep getting away with this

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

EVIL google: How long does it take to break a habit

EVIL google: How to stop picking scales

EVIL google: ways to stop biting claws

EVIL google: non self-destructive anxious stims

EVIL google: Sea Sheep pictures

EVIL google: Where to adopt Sea sheep

EVIL google: Where do Sea Sheep live

[nhura]

QUICK NO ONE'S LOOKING

(See readmore for thoughts, cope, bonus, etc.)

Anyone else up thinking about Ratio's big, strong, secure arms and how warm and all-consuming they could be in a hug or embrace. :/ Anyway

I just wanted to draw them being cute and seizing a sliver of a moment where they could have some PDA silly time without actually having any eyes on them. They're public figures and working adults with very clear boundaries between public persona and private life (to varying degrees of "in a sad way"), so while it may be in Aventurine's nature to constantly blur lines for various agendas and self-preservation (read: play "the flirt" without an aligned goal), I believe that in an actual relationship they'd be fairly private.

It's kind of fun to break your own rules, though! Ratio would be more upset about the consequences, though. He's a little bit of a hypocrite, which is devastating for someone of such discipline, but nobody's perfect.

I'm of the mentality of, "If you're tired of working on it, then just post it!", so here are some fun peripherals that I didn't feel like adding:

Some staff in the background sweeping up to evoke a blended sense of fragile privacy and liminal time.

A laptop on the aquarium/bar/counter because there's something fascinating about seeing people on their work laptops in public.

The rest of their clothes (casual friday)

[crsssie]

Dreaming of College Roommate!Leon

college roommate!Leon who dorms with you because the two of you happened to have selected to be okay with co-ed dorming and the university wanted to test it out

college roommate!Leon who tries his best to stick to his own, polite nods sent in your direction as you send the same back, nodding back when you give him a little wave when you get home

college roommate!Leon who catches a glance at the upper skin of your thighs when you tiptoe to reach for something, flushing red immediately as he snaps his neck to turn the other way, trying his best to stay respectful of the shared space. He'd hate to ruin it for you

college roommate!Leon who is forced to pick you up at the strike of two because you got hammered at a party — stealing you away from whatever fratboy was about to get his hands on you

college roommate!Leon who would rather die than admit that the warmth of your skin and breath was enough to have him lose his mind and flush red

college roommate!Leon who holds both of your wrists with a hand as you reach to pull him in, certain that you should be sober to do anything with him even if you were muttering about how much you needed him

college roommate!Leon who receives his thanks from you rather... kindly.

"Can't believe you're letting me... do this." Leon whispers, hand spreading over the small of your back as he pushes into you, breath caught in his throat as he sinks into you, heart racing in his ears as you exhale with him.

"Mm... least I can do to thank... you." You mumble, voice coming out muffled from the pillow you've decided to cling to. "As long as you don't tell the RA."

"Oh, of course not." He mutters, eyes rolling to the back of his head as you flutter around him. "You just feel... so... good."

"Good." You mumble, lips parted as you shift slightly to get used to the feeling of him inside of you. You wonder if he knows just how full he's making you feel, the sensation resting at the tip of your throat as you catch your breath. "Go ahead. Go ahead."

Leon starts slow, hand on your back forcing you to arch further, string of curses slipping past your lips as he eventually drunkens himself with the feeling of you around him, hips snapping to meet yours quicker and quicker, desperation reeking off of him as his fingers slide down the skin of your pelvis to brush at your clit. Theat earns him a reaction from you as you tighten around him, gasping as your body shakes from the intensity of the orgasm, Leon following shortly after.

"You think they'll separate rooms for us now?" You grin at him coyly as he forces his eyes away from your back to meet yours.

"God, I hope not." He mumbles. "Even then, they couldn't stop me if I tried."

"Wow, Leon. You're not even going to ask me out? How cruel of you."

He lifts you by the hips, turning you around as you yelp, pressing his forehead to yours as his brows furrow.

"I was getting there."

"They're going to ban co-ed dorming because of us, just watch."

"Then it can be our little secret." He mumbles, lips pressed to yours as you lean back to get comfortable. "Would you like to get breakfast?"

"At the dining hall?" You raise a brow, lip quirked up in amusement.

"Unless you'd like something better?"

You pretend to think, running your hand through his hair, giving it a gentle tug as he tilts his head to blink at you.

"Please?"

"Since you asked so nicely." You hum. "Sweet boy."

"Yeah?"

"Mhm." You pinch his cheek. "Mine?"

"Mine." He mumbles back, sighing as he rests his head in your collar.

His.

[catilinas]

adjacent to the annoying assumption seen on here that poetry necessarily contains some sort of (emotional) truth. is an equally annoying assumption that poetry is necessarily (morally) good/‘healing’/positive. like come on guys poetry can lie and also be evil

[gatorbites-imagines]

Hey gator, soooo about the marks do they ever get paranoid that reader is cheating? Or like when they're pregnant do they ever think reader is going to leave them because of all the bad they've done (looks at Mohawk mark and evil empor mark). Does reader ever forget to call them back and suddenly a flood of upset marks are at thier workplace?

It honestly makes sense that the Marks, a large majority anyways, would start getting paranoid. With everything they have all been through, and all the bad things they've done? Why wouldn't they imagine that the reader, someone they see as the better person, find someone better?  

This is also why a good chunk of the vincibles would be so worked up about the reader having a good relationship with OG Mark. Cuz like, this is a version of them that isn't messed up in the head, hasn't killed millions/billions/trillions. Doesn't matter that OG Mark is dating Eve. They are sure he will realize how worthy the reader is and will try to steal him away. 

I don't think they worry too much about the reader cheating, more so because there are so many of them, and they are always keeping the reader busy or keeping an eye on him. Cuz like, no way there isn't at least one Mark stalking him even when he's working. 

Pregnancy hormones might make their feelings start acting out even more though, like the rational ways they dealt with these fears and insecurities before, would start crumbling.  

Marks like Maskless Mark and Omni-Mark might be able to verbalize these feelings to the reader, where others just start getting twitchy and paranoid. 

In the end it has to come down to communication, cuz they start getting really worked up, even when they have no proof or reason to think that reader will leave them, or that reader might be thinking of cheating. It does take a while to get them to not snap and snarl at OG Mark though.