#Evil.

[faunandfloraas]

prey animal (bunny) vs. predator animals (dog, cat)

[dizzybevvie]

Kh1 riku i miss u

[punkeropercyjackson]

I never,EVER wanna talk to anyone who insists they change up Leah to make her 'more book accurate' when Percy's official art literally looks like THIS

BITCH WHO IS THIS???????????NO MEDITERRANEAN,NO WHITE STREAK,NO RESTING BITCH FACE!!!!THIS ISN'T PERCY JACKSON FROM PJO THIS IS PETER JOHNSON FROM MTV SOMEBODY COME COLLECT THEIR GENERIC ASS MAN!!!!!!!!

[necronatural]

Every single modern anime gacha game has a cast that is sorted into 4 core cardinal directions

Eccentric Anime Design

Character Designed To Be An Anime Figure

Gacha Slop

Designer Had A Unique Concept But Watered It Down With Slop

[crowthis]

[ladymariayuri]

one of my coworkers clocked out, got in her car, drove around the building to the speaker and pretended to be a customer ordering 15 dozen donuts and while I just squeaked out "FIFTEEN, IS THAT CORRECT MAAM" she paused and said "nah I'm just fucking with you hal it's (name) bye".

[chipontherailroad]

IT’s DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE (and even more dangerous if you take this with you) 🚨

[purinfelix]

gavi looking way more grown and buff in recent pics is actually doing unspeakable things to me .......

[whump-in-the-closet]

Okay but here is what I found:

There’s a Detroit company called Extreme Kidnapping, where people pay from $500 to $1500 to get tied up, shocked by an actual stun gun and kidnapped just for fun.

Sounds so whumpy

damn

that’s a lot of money. would be a shame if it went wrong and it was a real kidnapping and they were stuck in a basement with someone who had a stun gun :/

that’s so whumpy tho man

[phlondsbian]

i am a part of a discriminated minority (phannies not going to tit)

[doctorwhoisadhd]

this is like rhat time tht guy threw both his shoes at bush

[jamessunderlandgf]

—OCS and CHARACTER TROPES

i’m back slimes with another uquiz to throw the girlz into (tagged many moons ago by @a-treides & @rhettsabbott 🫶🏻)

—THE TIDE

the tide [noun, german origin] refers to a character that considers silence the most powerful weapon of them all. they believe that in silence, there lies no agreement nor disagreement, simply the passive ability to listen. the tides are the ones to believe that there's no use in fighting for their opinion and consider the opinion as itself vastly unimportant in comparison to the rest— they are calm, collected and never let emotions overtake them, at least, not in front of others. some would call them cold, yet that'd be a mistake— there's a great fire that lies behind the facade of the nature of the tides, fire that someone, something set off in them long time ago that refuses to die down. this fire only grows stronger with each minute of the prevailing silence they pretend to thrive in and it is only a matter of time this fire burns them to their core and then...well, only tides know what will happen then. perhaps they'll scream, perhaps they'll cry, desperately trying to tell the world what misery lies in their silence that is not to be broken since no-one would listen to them either way and still, they'd be so beautifully incorrect. there's plenty of stories tides have to tell and even more that shall be listened to—they just need to let people submerge in their water.

—THE DISQUALIFIED

the disqualified [noun, origin unknown] refers to a character who's became too numb to the concept of the world, to the point of deeming oneself not able to express any sort of emotion, whether positive or a negative one. this state is usually the one to follow after feeling too much, as if to balance out the overwhelming sensation of human emotion. living up to their title, they often consider themselves 'disqualified' from being a human, forsaken and unloved, abandoned by the world they've never had interest in. they don't know where they belong or where should they go— every second of breathing air is a waste of oxygen someone worthier could use. the disqualified symbolize the constant state of feeling nothing but tiredness, state where all is merciless but the end. this is the one and only test outcome where i as the writer shall personally interfere— please, my most beloved disqualified, keep longing to feel again. there's so much you've never felt and so much you'll desire to feel again. in the words of Osamu Dazai (who's the creator of the title 'the disqualified' I so happily stole)— “Everything passes." a statement as short as it is true— everything passes, even the numbness. after it, you'll experience so much more beauty of the world— beauty that might pass just as the numbness did, but in it's temporary and unique nature lies the reason why it's to be cherished. so, please, try to hold on a bit. sometimes, holding on is the best we can do and most of the times, it's just enough.

—THE MIDNIGHT LOVER

the midnight lover [noun, german origin] refers to a character that believes their final destination is a second place. they are always there when people need them, but they are never their first choice, merely the one to talk to at midnight when one is the most honest, just to be thrown away the morning after (hence why they're called a midnight lover). midnight lovers love too much, fall too deep and land to hard for anyone and everyone they appreciate, but they never seem to get their love back in the way they'd want, forever united by the dreadful second place in people's lives. many take advantage of midnight lovers, using their heart that's always there to listen as something they can dump all their problems on, not acknowledging that their heart is just as fragile as any other. still, midnight lovers listen and comfort and give their all no matter it draining them— sometimes it's truly astonishing how much love they're able to store within themselves. all midnight lovers long for is to be perceived as something more than 'the second resort', though many struggle to realize their already achieved significance in eyes of others. who knows, many (or majority) may haven't ever been a second choice, they were just lead to believe so via people not treating them accordingly. as a certain saying goes, "one not worthy of your love should not be able to spend it."

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[shitposting-with-a-rock]

Just binged watched all of the umbrella academy's newest season and I have So Many Thoughts

[wheatthresher]

[gramarye]

started reading the bible out loud to her because of her demonic ways (just look at her beastly posture..) and she proceeded to come down and try to bite it thrice

[smoshidiot]

food battle 2023 or the legend of zelda rap?

anon asked: food battle 2023 or the legend of zelda rap?

send me this or that asks!